before our lovely audience decides which one of us is going to take home the
one of us is going to take home the
one of us is going to take home the golden quack we’re gonna play a little
golden quack we’re gonna play a little
golden quack we’re gonna play a little true false contest we call the smartest
true false contest we call the smartest
true false contest we call the smartest guy in the room here’s how we play we
guy in the room here’s how we play we
guy in the room here’s how we play we each pick a question at random and to be
each pick a question at random and to be
each pick a question at random and to be clear none of us none of us have seen
clear none of us none of us have seen
clear none of us none of us have seen these before we all get to answer
these before we all get to answer
these before we all get to answer tonight’s category is please sir may I
tonight’s category is please sir may I
tonight’s category is please sir may I have some mole they’re all questions
have some mole they’re all questions
have some mole they’re all questions about food oh I was hoping they were all
about food oh I was hoping they were all
about food oh I was hoping they were all gonna be questions about the musical
gonna be questions about the musical
gonna be questions about the musical Oliver I would destroy that Michael
Oliver I would destroy that Michael
Oliver I would destroy that Michael start us up already chocolate mmm can
start us up already chocolate mmm can
start us up already chocolate mmm can cure mmm migraines uh-huh yes that’s
cure mmm migraines uh-huh yes that’s
cure mmm migraines uh-huh yes that’s true because it has caffeine in it and
true because it has caffeine in it and
true because it has caffeine in it and that’s what you’re supposed to eat
that’s what you’re supposed to eat
that’s what you’re supposed to eat according to my wife who fakes migraines
according to my wife who fakes migraines
according to my wife who fakes migraines all the time I find it does too because
all the time I find it does too because
all the time I find it does too because I take chocolate when I have a headache
I take chocolate when I have a headache
I take chocolate when I have a headache and rub it on my head rub it in real
and rub it on my head rub it in real
and rub it on my head rub it in real good and it cures it I think this is a
good and it cures it I think this is a
good and it cures it I think this is a misleading question because it seems to
misleading question because it seems to
misleading question because it seems to me nothing can cure a migraine because
me nothing can cure a migraine because
me nothing can cure a migraine because people who get migraines get them
people who get migraines get them
people who get migraines get them chronically and I can’t care that they
chronically and I can’t care that they
chronically and I can’t care that they can’t cure it so I’ll go with false just
can’t cure it so I’ll go with false just
can’t cure it so I’ll go with false just to be an uncle with false true true
to be an uncle with false true true
to be an uncle with false true true false okay false
that’s not true shut your eyes false
that’s not true shut your eyes false uh-huh what please explain some
uh-huh what please explain some
uh-huh what please explain some neurologists a chocolate is a migraine
neurologists a chocolate is a migraine
neurologists a chocolate is a migraine trigger because it contains the amino
trigger because it contains the amino
trigger because it contains the amino acid tyramine which doesn’t even exist
acid tyramine which doesn’t even exist
acid tyramine which doesn’t even exist yeah wasn’t he at MTV Veejay pickled
yeah wasn’t he at MTV Veejay pickled
yeah wasn’t he at MTV Veejay pickled herring is not actually pickled it just
herring is not actually pickled it just
herring is not actually pickled it just tastes that way true I think true I’m
tastes that way true I think true I’m
tastes that way true I think true I’m not sure exactly what if it’s composed
not sure exactly what if it’s composed
not sure exactly what if it’s composed of but I think I know it’s in like a lot
of but I think I know it’s in like a lot
of but I think I know it’s in like a lot of slime it’s got hit everything Gary
of slime it’s got hit everything Gary
of slime it’s got hit everything Gary pickle can be a hero it’s called pickled
pickle can be a hero it’s called pickled
pickle can be a hero it’s called pickled herring but so not been pickled and
herring but so not been pickled and
herring but so not been pickled and since when you pickle things it’s
since when you pickle things it’s
since when you pickle things it’s vinegar and water and something else i
vinegar and water and something else i
vinegar and water and something else i get my herring in hazelnut spread is
get my herring in hazelnut spread is
get my herring in hazelnut spread is that the same thing that’s not pickling
that the same thing that’s not pickling
that the same thing that’s not pickling okay that’s called nutting ah so all
okay that’s called nutting ah so all
okay that’s called nutting ah so all three of us are saying they’re saying
three of us are saying they’re saying
three of us are saying they’re saying true false
pickling combines the preservative
pickling combines the preservative qualities of salt and acid like vinegar
qualities of salt and acid like vinegar
qualities of salt and acid like vinegar they’re so tricky whoever writes these
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