remember the last time you fold with the tip up yeah there wasn’t a fish on the
tip up yeah there wasn’t a fish on the
tip up yeah there wasn’t a fish on the end of it no there wasn’t you remember
end of it no there wasn’t you remember
end of it no there wasn’t you remember what was on the end of it of course you
what was on the end of it of course you
what was on the end of it of course you remember of course I remember what was
remember of course I remember what was
remember of course I remember what was on the end of it when I finally realized
on the end of it when I finally realized
on the end of it when I finally realized what it was I tried everything to get
what it was I tried everything to get
what it was I tried everything to get you out of the house to give you that
you out of the house to give you that
you out of the house to give you that engagement ring that that ring was
engagement ring that that ring was
engagement ring that that ring was burning a hole in my pocket for like
burning a hole in my pocket for like
burning a hole in my pocket for like weeks
weeks
weeks finally I baited you an ice-fishing you
finally I baited you an ice-fishing you
finally I baited you an ice-fishing you know how I got you to go ice fishing
know how I got you to go ice fishing
know how I got you to go ice fishing because I’m a sucker for ice fishing
because I’m a sucker for ice fishing
because I’m a sucker for ice fishing I’ve never seen anyone get more excited
I’ve never seen anyone get more excited
I’ve never seen anyone get more excited about anything than you do about
about anything than you do about
about anything than you do about catching those freaking dollies out of
catching those freaking dollies out of
catching those freaking dollies out of the hole in Iliamna I put the ring at
the hole in Iliamna I put the ring at
the hole in Iliamna I put the ring at the bottom of the lake on my tip up and
the bottom of the lake on my tip up and
the bottom of the lake on my tip up and then right when I was going to tell you
then right when I was going to tell you
then right when I was going to tell you to go and check the tip up you saw that
to go and check the tip up you saw that
to go and check the tip up you saw that frickin Artic hair and you took off on
frickin Artic hair and you took off on
frickin Artic hair and you took off on the Honda chasing the Artic hair and I
the Honda chasing the Artic hair and I
the Honda chasing the Artic hair and I was like man I almost chickened out
was like man I almost chickened out
was like man I almost chickened out right then and then I was like actually
right then and then I was like actually
right then and then I was like actually this is why I’m asking this girl to
this is why I’m asking this girl to
this is why I’m asking this girl to marry me because she’s the type of girl
marry me because she’s the type of girl
marry me because she’s the type of girl the chases part of her hotness 45 miles
the chases part of her hotness 45 miles
the chases part of her hotness 45 miles an hour
an hour
an hour you pull the ring up you look at it you
you pull the ring up you look at it you
you pull the ring up you look at it you don’t identify it as a ring weight and
don’t identify it as a ring weight and
don’t identify it as a ring weight and you just I don’t know what your damn
you just I don’t know what your damn
you just I don’t know what your damn riggings were with these tip ups I had
riggings were with these tip ups I had
riggings were with these tip ups I had no idea what was going on you take my
no idea what was going on you take my
no idea what was going on you take my ring and throw it onto the ice you threw
ring and throw it onto the ice you threw
ring and throw it onto the ice you threw the ring home after your tip up I didn’t
the ring home after your tip up I didn’t
the ring home after your tip up I didn’t realize there was a ring attached to the
realize there was a ring attached to the
realize there was a ring attached to the end of the one then I had a small heart
end of the one then I had a small heart
end of the one then I had a small heart attack and almost chickened out on the
attack and almost chickened out on the
attack and almost chickened out on the whole thing again so I went I rigged it
whole thing again so I went I rigged it
whole thing again so I went I rigged it all up again I waited til you weren’t
all up again I waited til you weren’t
all up again I waited til you weren’t looking set off the flag I ran away went
looking set off the flag I ran away went
looking set off the flag I ran away went back to my hole and I’m like aw Martha
back to my hole and I’m like aw Martha
back to my hole and I’m like aw Martha go check it go check it and then what
go check it go check it and then what
go check it go check it and then what you do what did you do that
you do what did you do that
you do what did you do that oh just get X is no damn fish in that
oh just get X is no damn fish in that
oh just get X is no damn fish in that hole and I wasn’t checking your stupid
hole and I wasn’t checking your stupid
hole and I wasn’t checking your stupid tip up no I begged you begged you and
tip up no I begged you begged you and
tip up no I begged you begged you and you went over there and then well super
you went over there and then well super
you went over there and then well super annoyed not fair that’s like 2 miles
annoyed not fair that’s like 2 miles
annoyed not fair that’s like 2 miles long all right so what did you do the
long all right so what did you do the
long all right so what did you do the second time I did the same thing I did
second time I did the same thing I did
second time I did the same thing I did the first time I threw it out on the ice
the first time I threw it out on the ice
the first time I threw it out on the ice so there’s no damn fish down in your
so there’s no damn fish down in your
so there’s no damn fish down in your hole and I had another heart attack
hole and I had another heart attack
hole and I had another heart attack went and rigged the whole thing up a
went and rigged the whole thing up a
went and rigged the whole thing up a third time set the flag over and made
third time set the flag over and made
third time set the flag over and made her
her
her with me over to check it no you made you
with me over to check it no you made you
with me over to check it no you made you were like there’s got to be a fish down
were like there’s got to be a fish down
were like there’s got to be a fish down here let’s watch and then you pulled it
here let’s watch and then you pulled it
here let’s watch and then you pulled it up right in front of me and you’re like
up right in front of me and you’re like
up right in front of me and you’re like there’s no fish and then I shined the
there’s no fish and then I shined the
there’s no fish and then I shined the light right on the ring and it sparkled
light right on the ring and it sparkled
light right on the ring and it sparkled and then you went like this oh-oh-oh I
and then you went like this oh-oh-oh I
and then you went like this oh-oh-oh I think you had a pretty good catch in the
think you had a pretty good catch in the
think you had a pretty good catch in the end of the deal
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