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every day in the woods just a constant

every day in the woods just a constant challenge its urgency after urgency

challenge its urgency after urgency

challenge its urgency after urgency project after project got an otter the

project after project got an otter the

project after project got an otter the river otter this is one of my most

river otter this is one of my most

river otter this is one of my most valuable pelts brings a top price and

valuable pelts brings a top price and

valuable pelts brings a top price and not many people do but I try to eat a

not many people do but I try to eat a

not many people do but I try to eat a few otter now and then

few otter now and then

few otter now and then it’s an incredibly intense dense meat

it’s an incredibly intense dense meat

it’s an incredibly intense dense meat but I’m a pretty intense dense would

but I’m a pretty intense dense would

but I’m a pretty intense dense would have been though at an age when most

have been though at an age when most

have been though at an age when most people retire

people retire

people retire frontiersman Colbert carves a life for

frontiersman Colbert carves a life for

frontiersman Colbert carves a life for himself out on the wild swamps of

himself out on the wild swamps of

himself out on the wild swamps of Georgia all by hunting and trapping he

Georgia all by hunting and trapping he

Georgia all by hunting and trapping he sells the pelts to pay for his living

sells the pelts to pay for his living

sells the pelts to pay for his living expenses about $2,000 a year when you

expenses about $2,000 a year when you

expenses about $2,000 a year when you really enjoy what you’re doing it’s not

really enjoy what you’re doing it’s not

really enjoy what you’re doing it’s not really work I don’t wear a watch and I

really work I don’t wear a watch and I

really work I don’t wear a watch and I don’t do time I’d rather spend an hour

don’t do time I’d rather spend an hour

don’t do time I’d rather spend an hour in the woods lost than 10 minutes in a

in the woods lost than 10 minutes in a

in the woods lost than 10 minutes in a traffic jam

all right

all right the part that ideally comes in two

the part that ideally comes in two

the part that ideally comes in two different sections the body and the head

one thing that I like to make with otter

one thing that I like to make with otter once the meats fallen off the bone and

once the meats fallen off the bone and

once the meats fallen off the bone and very tender is make Auto chili and if

very tender is make Auto chili and if

very tender is make Auto chili and if you’ve never had otter chili which

you’ve never had otter chili which

you’ve never had otter chili which probably haven’t he’d come visit me

probably haven’t he’d come visit me

probably haven’t he’d come visit me sometime Kolbert walked into this swamp

sometime Kolbert walked into this swamp

sometime Kolbert walked into this swamp 21 years ago leaving a financial career

21 years ago leaving a financial career

21 years ago leaving a financial career in suburbia behind don’t have

in suburbia behind don’t have

in suburbia behind don’t have electricity no electricity no

electricity no electricity no

electricity no electricity no refrigerator if I were to win the

refrigerator if I were to win the

refrigerator if I were to win the lottery and have a lot of money I still

lottery and have a lot of money I still

lottery and have a lot of money I still wouldn’t buy electricity to me is just

wouldn’t buy electricity to me is just

wouldn’t buy electricity to me is just impractical

impractical

impractical he spent 14 years building a two-story

he spent 14 years building a two-story

he spent 14 years building a two-story cabin by hand but last year tragedy

cabin by hand but last year tragedy

cabin by hand but last year tragedy struck and it burned to the ground I’m

struck and it burned to the ground I’m

struck and it burned to the ground I’m overwhelmed since the fire Kolbert is

overwhelmed since the fire Kolbert is

overwhelmed since the fire Kolbert is toughing out life in this open air

toughing out life in this open air

toughing out life in this open air fishing deck but winter temps dropping

fishing deck but winter temps dropping

fishing deck but winter temps dropping as low as 23 degrees I’ve turned coal

as low as 23 degrees I’ve turned coal

as low as 23 degrees I’ve turned coal Birds attention to a permanent solution

Birds attention to a permanent solution

Birds attention to a permanent solution since you’ve been here last I’ve been

since you’ve been here last I’ve been

since you’ve been here last I’ve been really really busy with lots of projects

really really busy with lots of projects

really really busy with lots of projects when I rebuild my life and rebuild my

when I rebuild my life and rebuild my

when I rebuild my life and rebuild my cabin I need lots of material all of

cabin I need lots of material all of

cabin I need lots of material all of this super heavy wood is a result of

this super heavy wood is a result of

this super heavy wood is a result of weeks and weeks and months of harvested

weeks and weeks and months of harvested

weeks and weeks and months of harvested material this giant chunk of a large

material this giant chunk of a large

material this giant chunk of a large utility pole I’ve had my eye on that for

utility pole I’ve had my eye on that for

utility pole I’ve had my eye on that for about 12 years and every time I’m

about 12 years and every time I’m

about 12 years and every time I’m sitting on my porch and I see that log I

sitting on my porch and I see that log I

sitting on my porch and I see that log I said yeah me and that log go back a long

said yeah me and that log go back a long

said yeah me and that log go back a long way we’re still friends

basically just this one four will be a

basically just this one four will be a two-bedroom mansion with a wraparound

two-bedroom mansion with a wraparound

two-bedroom mansion with a wraparound porch I still need to gather material

porch I still need to gather material

porch I still need to gather material and bring it to location we’ve had some

and bring it to location we’ve had some

and bring it to location we’ve had some big rains the last few days the rivers

big rains the last few days the rivers

big rains the last few days the rivers coming up so I’ve got a window of

coming up so I’ve got a window of

coming up so I’ve got a window of opportunity where I can go out and

opportunity where I can go out and

opportunity where I can go out and harvest or bring material in it’s a

harvest or bring material in it’s a

harvest or bring material in it’s a dance it’s a balance between the water

dance it’s a balance between the water

dance it’s a balance between the water levels finding material and building my

levels finding material and building my

levels finding material and building my house and all the other things in my

house and all the other things in my

house and all the other things in my life

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