American VS. British (Fairy War)

here’s some crisps huh oh you mean

here’s some crisps huh oh you mean potato chips no he means crisps these

potato chips no he means crisps these

potato chips no he means crisps these are chips those are chips

are chips those are chips

are chips those are chips those are fries dumbass it’s us it’s not

those are fries dumbass it’s us it’s not

those are fries dumbass it’s us it’s not ass asses a donkey

ass asses a donkey

ass asses a donkey alright calm down American English and

alright calm down American English and

alright calm down American English and British English we have a differences in

British English we have a differences in

British English we have a differences in words for example white what do you call

words for example white what do you call

words for example white what do you call this bit on a pencil eraser it’s a

this bit on a pencil eraser it’s a

this bit on a pencil eraser it’s a rubber bathroom toilet faucet it’s a tap

rubber bathroom toilet faucet it’s a tap

rubber bathroom toilet faucet it’s a tap gas petrol fall/autumn drapes curtains

gas petrol fall/autumn drapes curtains

gas petrol fall/autumn drapes curtains apartment it’s a flat garbage rubbish

apartment it’s a flat garbage rubbish

apartment it’s a flat garbage rubbish sidewalk pavement the subway the

sidewalk pavement the subway the

sidewalk pavement the subway the underground license plate license plate

underground license plate license plate

underground license plate license plate its number plate can we just keep it

its number plate can we just keep it

its number plate can we just keep it friendly please alright next one what do

friendly please alright next one what do

friendly please alright next one what do you call this candy sweets closet

you call this candy sweets closet

you call this candy sweets closet wardrobe elevator lift jello it’s jelly

wardrobe elevator lift jello it’s jelly

wardrobe elevator lift jello it’s jelly jelly this is jelly no that’s Jan

jelly this is jelly no that’s Jan

jelly this is jelly no that’s Jan dickhead you’re such an idiot

dickhead you’re such an idiot

dickhead you’re such an idiot oh oh stop playing he started it

pants trousers these pants you wear

pants trousers these pants you wear those are you like five years old

those are you like five years old

those are you like five years old whatever next

sneakers trainers trunk boot diaper

sneakers trainers trunk boot diaper it’s a nappy nappy sucker no no no no no

it’s a nappy nappy sucker no no no no no

it’s a nappy nappy sucker no no no no no no you can’t say that it’s football Oh

don’t ever say soccer again all right

don’t ever say soccer again all right don’t cry about it

don’t cry about it

don’t cry about it I’m sorry what language do you speak

I’m sorry what language do you speak

I’m sorry what language do you speak again I’m leaving

again I’m leaving

again I’m leaving exactly English you’re such an asshole

exactly English you’re such an asshole

exactly English you’re such an asshole okay

okay

okay I like asshole I like the way the

I like asshole I like the way the

I like asshole I like the way the Americans say asshole