as any movie made you feel mad enough to walk out of the theater what we’re gonna
walk out of the theater what we’re gonna
walk out of the theater what we’re gonna make welcome to watchmojo.com and today
make welcome to watchmojo.com and today
make welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the
we’ll be counting down our picks for the
we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 worst Hollywood movies of 2013
for this list we’ve picked the least
for this list we’ve picked the least satisfying Hollywood releases of 2013
satisfying Hollywood releases of 2013
satisfying Hollywood releases of 2013 for our countdown these are the films
for our countdown these are the films
for our countdown these are the films that looked like they had potential but
that looked like they had potential but
that looked like they had potential but led us down in the end number 10
led us down in the end number 10
led us down in the end number 10 Hansel and Gretel witch hunters we all
Hansel and Gretel witch hunters we all
Hansel and Gretel witch hunters we all know this story at least we think we do
know this story at least we think we do
know this story at least we think we do following the recent modernised fairy
following the recent modernised fairy
following the recent modernised fairy tale trend Hansel and Gretel are bounty
tale trend Hansel and Gretel are bounty
tale trend Hansel and Gretel are bounty hunters who shockingly enough hunt down
hunters who shockingly enough hunt down
hunters who shockingly enough hunt down witches oh that’s weird yes so here even
witches oh that’s weird yes so here even
witches oh that’s weird yes so here even with jeremy renner and gamma Arterton as
with jeremy renner and gamma Arterton as
with jeremy renner and gamma Arterton as the title ass kickers and famke jensen
the title ass kickers and famke jensen
the title ass kickers and famke jensen as the head which this movie fails as a
as the head which this movie fails as a
as the head which this movie fails as a dark comedy as a horror film and as an
dark comedy as a horror film and as an
dark comedy as a horror film and as an action flick thanks to its flat
action flick thanks to its flat
action flick thanks to its flat characters ridiculous script and very
characters ridiculous script and very
characters ridiculous script and very tedious plot how do you do
tedious plot how do you do
tedious plot how do you do don’t eat the candy number 9 The Lone
don’t eat the candy number 9 The Lone
don’t eat the candy number 9 The Lone Ranger before it even came out it was
Ranger before it even came out it was
Ranger before it even came out it was clear that this movie would be
clear that this movie would be
clear that this movie would be problematic with Johnny Depp
problematic with Johnny Depp
problematic with Johnny Depp controversially cast as Tonto dead men
controversially cast as Tonto dead men
controversially cast as Tonto dead men strike fear in the heart of his enemy
strike fear in the heart of his enemy
strike fear in the heart of his enemy but that was the least of the issues
but that was the least of the issues
but that was the least of the issues budget problems delayed the project and
budget problems delayed the project and
budget problems delayed the project and almost stopped production altogether and
almost stopped production altogether and
almost stopped production altogether and while the finished product tells tacos
while the finished product tells tacos
while the finished product tells tacos tale of his time with The Lone Ranger
tale of his time with The Lone Ranger
tale of his time with The Lone Ranger it failed to capture audiences and
it failed to capture audiences and
it failed to capture audiences and became one of the year’s biggest
became one of the year’s biggest
became one of the year’s biggest financial flops could be worse worse how
financial flops could be worse worse how
financial flops could be worse worse how could this be worse this company will
could this be worse this company will
could this be worse this company will not make shit anymore
not make shit anymore
not make shit anymore number eight jobs Steve Jobs Steve heard
number eight jobs Steve Jobs Steve heard
number eight jobs Steve Jobs Steve heard a lot about it playing someone as iconic
a lot about it playing someone as iconic
a lot about it playing someone as iconic as Steve Jobs is a tall order to fill
as Steve Jobs is a tall order to fill
as Steve Jobs is a tall order to fill but the miscast ashton kutcher did not
but the miscast ashton kutcher did not
but the miscast ashton kutcher did not deserve to Don his turtleneck if I do
deserve to Don his turtleneck if I do
deserve to Don his turtleneck if I do say so myself
say so myself
say so myself it’s insanely cool the biopic outlines
it’s insanely cool the biopic outlines
it’s insanely cool the biopic outlines the initial failures and eventual
the initial failures and eventual
the initial failures and eventual successes of a young man with an idea in
successes of a young man with an idea in
successes of a young man with an idea in Silicon Valley but the script is so
Silicon Valley but the script is so
Silicon Valley but the script is so bland that it sounded like an iPhone
bland that it sounded like an iPhone
bland that it sounded like an iPhone manual excuse me just bored cease hurts
manual excuse me just bored cease hurts
manual excuse me just bored cease hurts state of the art these these the logic
state of the art these these the logic
state of the art these these the logic boards alone are nobody’s making
boards alone are nobody’s making
boards alone are nobody’s making anything like this there what how dare
anything like this there what how dare
anything like this there what how dare you however ultimately Kutcher made no
you however ultimately Kutcher made no
you however ultimately Kutcher made no senses Jobs and that’s hard to get past
senses Jobs and that’s hard to get past
senses Jobs and that’s hard to get past because the people who are crazy enough
because the people who are crazy enough
because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world
to think they can change the world
to think they can change the world other ones who do
other ones who do
other ones who do you can join the RIPD number seven RIPD
you can join the RIPD number seven RIPD
you can join the RIPD number seven RIPD the RIPD rest in peace department do you
the RIPD rest in peace department do you
the RIPD rest in peace department do you even know anyone who saw this movie
even know anyone who saw this movie
even know anyone who saw this movie gotta get comfortable with the visual
gotta get comfortable with the visual
gotta get comfortable with the visual and the smell profile exactly despite
and the smell profile exactly despite
and the smell profile exactly despite having two great leading men in Ryan
having two great leading men in Ryan
having two great leading men in Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges the film
Reynolds and Jeff Bridges the film
Reynolds and Jeff Bridges the film bombed horribly upon release the story
bombed horribly upon release the story
bombed horribly upon release the story focuses on bridges his character as an
focuses on bridges his character as an
focuses on bridges his character as an undead gunslinger from the Wild West who
undead gunslinger from the Wild West who
undead gunslinger from the Wild West who teams up with a young cop to stop evil
teams up with a young cop to stop evil
teams up with a young cop to stop evil beings from attacking earth oh right the
beings from attacking earth oh right the
beings from attacking earth oh right the mediocre plot didn’t even benefit from
mediocre plot didn’t even benefit from
mediocre plot didn’t even benefit from the poorly executed action sequences
number six the host what no what is he
number six the host what no what is he doing
doing
doing no stop it stop now
no there’s only so much we can really
no there’s only so much we can really expect from a movie based on a book
expect from a movie based on a book
expect from a movie based on a book written by the author of Twilight but
written by the author of Twilight but
written by the author of Twilight but this one looked a bit better no kiss me
this one looked a bit better no kiss me
this one looked a bit better no kiss me like you want to get snacks described as
like you want to get snacks described as
like you want to get snacks described as a sci-fi thriller the movie is centered
a sci-fi thriller the movie is centered
a sci-fi thriller the movie is centered on a young girl who has an alien
on a young girl who has an alien
on a young girl who has an alien injected into her body as she fights for
injected into her body as she fights for
injected into her body as she fights for control sounds cool enough but the film
control sounds cool enough but the film
control sounds cool enough but the film fails to pick up on any of the complex
fails to pick up on any of the complex
fails to pick up on any of the complex themes what you’re doing is wrong and
themes what you’re doing is wrong and
themes what you’re doing is wrong and you know it
you know it
you know it instead it chooses to sound like a 15
instead it chooses to sound like a 15
instead it chooses to sound like a 15 year old girl’s diary entry so now he
year old girl’s diary entry so now he
year old girl’s diary entry so now he believes it too it doesn’t help anyone
believes it too it doesn’t help anyone
believes it too it doesn’t help anyone knowing I’m a prisoner in here just
knowing I’m a prisoner in here just
knowing I’m a prisoner in here just hurts them more number 5 the big wedding
hurts them more number 5 the big wedding
hurts them more number 5 the big wedding you do speak English don’t you no no
you do speak English don’t you no no
you do speak English don’t you no no actually I don’t
despite its star-studded cast there was
despite its star-studded cast there was just so much wrong with this movie let’s
just so much wrong with this movie let’s
just so much wrong with this movie let’s start with the ridiculous plot that has
start with the ridiculous plot that has
start with the ridiculous plot that has Robert De Niro and Diane Keaton having
Robert De Niro and Diane Keaton having
Robert De Niro and Diane Keaton having to pretend to be married in order to
to pretend to be married in order to
to pretend to be married in order to appease their adopted son’s birth mother
appease their adopted son’s birth mother
appease their adopted son’s birth mother at his wedding
at his wedding
at his wedding if those two are still married then what
if those two are still married then what
if those two are still married then what does that make me
my concubine then there are the often
my concubine then there are the often offensive jokes about minorities he just
offensive jokes about minorities he just
offensive jokes about minorities he just graduated from Harvard him and half of
graduated from Harvard him and half of
graduated from Harvard him and half of China or how about the awful sex jokes
China or how about the awful sex jokes
China or how about the awful sex jokes that sound like a thirteen-year-old
that sound like a thirteen-year-old
that sound like a thirteen-year-old wrote them it’s it’s just all that at
wrote them it’s it’s just all that at
wrote them it’s it’s just all that at least no one will ever forget it number
least no one will ever forget it number
least no one will ever forget it number four a good day to die hard yeah dad we
four a good day to die hard yeah dad we
four a good day to die hard yeah dad we were pretty much always in the mood for
were pretty much always in the mood for
were pretty much always in the mood for another movie in this acclaimed
another movie in this acclaimed
another movie in this acclaimed franchise but then we saw this one and
franchise but then we saw this one and
franchise but then we saw this one and changed your minds fuck do you think I
changed your minds fuck do you think I
changed your minds fuck do you think I understand a word you say this
understand a word you say this
understand a word you say this installment is a very very distant
installment is a very very distant
installment is a very very distant cousin of the original action-packed
cousin of the original action-packed
cousin of the original action-packed film John McClane travels to Russia to
film John McClane travels to Russia to
film John McClane travels to Russia to rescue his son only to find out he’s a
rescue his son only to find out he’s a
rescue his son only to find out he’s a CIA agent this is it
CIA agent this is it
CIA agent this is it fuck yeah double-oh-seven of pain filled
fuck yeah double-oh-seven of pain filled
fuck yeah double-oh-seven of pain filled New Jersey the plot sounds okay but
New Jersey the plot sounds okay but
New Jersey the plot sounds okay but there’s no on-screen magic and
there’s no on-screen magic and
there’s no on-screen magic and everything falls flat in a major way
one two will you poop on me
one two will you poop on me number three movie 43 hello Jen
number three movie 43 hello Jen
number three movie 43 hello Jen hello mrs. Miller I’m a pretty girl who
hello mrs. Miller I’m a pretty girl who
hello mrs. Miller I’m a pretty girl who ever pitched this movie deserves an
ever pitched this movie deserves an
ever pitched this movie deserves an award for being the world’s greatest
award for being the world’s greatest
award for being the world’s greatest salesman now do you want to hear the
salesman now do you want to hear the
salesman now do you want to hear the rest of my pitch essentially the flick
rest of my pitch essentially the flick
rest of my pitch essentially the flick attempts to tell an incomprehensible
attempts to tell an incomprehensible
attempts to tell an incomprehensible story about an insane screenwriter who’s
story about an insane screenwriter who’s
story about an insane screenwriter who’s pitching horrible stories and those
pitching horrible stories and those
pitching horrible stories and those pitches happen to be acted out by some
pitches happen to be acted out by some
pitches happen to be acted out by some of Hollywood’s finest actors oh you’ve
of Hollywood’s finest actors oh you’ve
of Hollywood’s finest actors oh you’ve got something on your Oh coming on my
got something on your Oh coming on my
got something on your Oh coming on my neck leave Adam ego embarrass myself on
neck leave Adam ego embarrass myself on
neck leave Adam ego embarrass myself on a first date Oh
a first date Oh
a first date Oh hmm somehow even with all that star
hmm somehow even with all that star
hmm somehow even with all that star power the jokes are always on the wrong
power the jokes are always on the wrong
power the jokes are always on the wrong side of offensive gross and disturbing
side of offensive gross and disturbing
side of offensive gross and disturbing dude you have so much poop on you right
dude you have so much poop on you right
dude you have so much poop on you right now
number two after Earth every single
number two after Earth every single decision you make will be left or death
decision you make will be left or death
decision you make will be left or death Will Smith is trying desperately to
Will Smith is trying desperately to
Will Smith is trying desperately to convince us that Jayden is poised to
convince us that Jayden is poised to
convince us that Jayden is poised to take his spot as a box-office champ and
take his spot as a box-office champ and
take his spot as a box-office champ and nobody’s buying it what was I supposed
nobody’s buying it what was I supposed
nobody’s buying it what was I supposed to do what did you want me to joke
to do what did you want me to joke
to do what did you want me to joke there’s nothing interesting about this
there’s nothing interesting about this
there’s nothing interesting about this space drama as the two men try to find
space drama as the two men try to find
space drama as the two men try to find their way back home in fact for most of
their way back home in fact for most of
their way back home in fact for most of the movie it’s hard to get past Jaden’s
the movie it’s hard to get past Jaden’s
the movie it’s hard to get past Jaden’s bad attitude and lack of character
bad attitude and lack of character
bad attitude and lack of character development no dad we I can do it this
development no dad we I can do it this
development no dad we I can do it this did nothing to help M night Shyamalan
did nothing to help M night Shyamalan
did nothing to help M night Shyamalan ailing directorial career I’m not a
ailing directorial career I’m not a
ailing directorial career I’m not a coward you’re the coward
I’m not a coward before we unveil our
I’m not a coward before we unveil our number one pick here are a few
number one pick here are a few
number one pick here are a few dishonorable mentions you have no idea
dishonorable mentions you have no idea
dishonorable mentions you have no idea I’m not afraid of you you should I can’t
I’m not afraid of you you should I can’t
I’m not afraid of you you should I can’t stop loving you
stop loving you
stop loving you they always say that we’re not saying
they always say that we’re not saying
they always say that we’re not saying about I’m not saying goodbye
about I’m not saying goodbye
about I’m not saying goodbye except ours are given that we’ll bring
except ours are given that we’ll bring
except ours are given that we’ll bring him into it why not we belong with him
him into it why not we belong with him
him into it why not we belong with him now
hold up hey I got it I got a burp start
hold up hey I got it I got a burp start coming ha ha
number one grown-ups to summertime in
number one grown-ups to summertime in his heyday Adam Sandler gave us plenty
his heyday Adam Sandler gave us plenty
his heyday Adam Sandler gave us plenty of hilarious characters and that’s why
of hilarious characters and that’s why
of hilarious characters and that’s why even after some huge disappointments
even after some huge disappointments
even after some huge disappointments were generally willing to give him a
were generally willing to give him a
were generally willing to give him a chance but then he comes out with
chance but then he comes out with
chance but then he comes out with something like this and we wonder why
while the original wasn’t the best it
while the original wasn’t the best it still had its moments and the
still had its moments and the
still had its moments and the relationships felt real this time around
relationships felt real this time around
relationships felt real this time around the jokes fell flat on delivery and
the jokes fell flat on delivery and
the jokes fell flat on delivery and everything seems lazy and really
everything seems lazy and really
everything seems lazy and really half-assed hey mop them is that the
half-assed hey mop them is that the
half-assed hey mop them is that the knife dandy is used to have scalp you
knife dandy is used to have scalp you
knife dandy is used to have scalp you wit I don’t even get that what we beg
wit I don’t even get that what we beg
wit I don’t even get that what we beg you try harder Adam
your dad’s also a genius do you agree
your dad’s also a genius do you agree with our list I’m like posed to answer
with our list I’m like posed to answer
with our list I’m like posed to answer them what movies do you think we’re the
them what movies do you think we’re the
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