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This is F*#ing Ridiculous | Joe Rogan

00:00:04you’re a fucking human being


00:00:14it’s all ridiculous it’s not that you

00:00:17know being a Muslim isn’t ridiculous but

00:00:19being a Jew is everything’s ridiculous

00:00:22being a Catholics ridiculous being a

00:00:24protestants ridiculous being a Baptist

00:00:26or being a Buddhist is ridiculous

00:00:28being in anything is ridiculous you

00:00:30attach yourself your mind to any

00:00:31ideology you’re going to be on a road

00:00:33and that road may or may not leave you

00:00:36in a good direction but you’re gonna

00:00:38stay on that fucking road if you’re

00:00:39attached to an ideology and it could be

00:00:41a terrible road it could be a road of

00:00:43you know circumcising your daughter’s

00:00:45clitoris because that’s a fucking

00:00:46tradition I mean these fucking crazy

00:00:48bitches in Africa that cut holes in

00:00:50their lip and stretch them out to put

00:00:51plates on why is that because they got

00:00:53on a fucking road they stuck with that

00:00:55road regardless of rational thinking

00:00:57they didn’t use rational thinking at all

00:00:59they’re just adapted a predetermined

00:01:01pattern of behavior that makes life so

00:01:02much more simple and that’s what every

00:01:04fucking religion is the problem is no

00:01:06one knows you cannot know you can have

00:01:09your own beautiful personal experiences

00:01:10you could have been the person that was

00:01:12actually touched by God and it’s not

00:01:13that you know yoga is the answer or

00:01:15fucking mushrooms or the answer there’s

00:01:18there’s just questions the human race is

00:01:23stuck in a giant quagmire when it comes

00:01:25to our behavior and our thinking about

00:01:28and to honest about that we’re never


00:01:35for a lot of people now religion to give

00:01:39you see was broached but there comes a

00:01:40certain point

00:01:43and you have to recognize that all this

00:01:44morality that you’ve developed is good

00:01:47because it’s good to treat other people

00:01:48good it’s good to treat other people the

00:01:50way you would like to be treated

00:01:51yourself it’s a fucking golden rule and

00:01:54there’s a reason for it and that reason

00:01:55is that were connected in some strange

00:01:57way that we don’t totally understand

00:01:59unless you aren’t good unless you’re a

00:02:02kind and friendly and warm and loving

00:02:04you’re not gonna fucking enjoy us

00:02:06you’re just not you’re gonna be problems

00:02:09everywhere you go you can have problems

00:02:10everywhere you go you got to figure out

00:02:12a way to enjoy this front door it’s not

00:02:14because of Jesus it’s not because of

00:02:16Moses it’s not because of anybody that

00:02:18may or may not have ever existed it’s

00:02:20because that’s how you fit in better in

00:02:22the world that’s how you stay positive

00:02:23and it doesn’t have to be some shit that

00:02:25was written 5,000 years ago on fucking

00:02:28animal skins that doesn’t have to be the

00:02:30Golden Rule because it’s old

00:02:31you know that’s dumb we need to figure

00:02:33out like now today what what is you know

00:02:36the best way to live your life what is

00:02:38that you know there’s got to be ways you

00:02:40can be putting forward the most positive

00:02:42energy I mean we know objectively what’s

00:02:44causing pollution we know objectively

00:02:46what’s causing birth defects and you

00:02:49know and what are we’re taking in too

00:02:50much chemicals and not enough vitamins

00:02:52we know objectively all this stuff we

00:02:54know how to organize our world and yeah

00:02:57to organize our health and yet very few

00:02:59people do it we know all these things

00:03:01the right path to like being like a

00:03:04happy healthy person is to do all the

00:03:06shit that we already know you’re

00:03:07supposed to do take care of your body

00:03:09take care of yourself take care of your

00:03:12mind your stress meditate be kind to

00:03:14people we all know that when you ask

00:03:16anybody they know how to

00:03:18the most evolved version

00:03:21healthy foods in your body

00:03:23many many vegetables vegetables a lot of

00:03:26good good quality protein a lot of water

00:03:30stop the sodas stop the bullshit start

00:03:34working out your body and get a better

00:03:36sense of like how this machine feels

00:03:38when it’s moving it’s flowing better

00:03:40there’s less tension in it your mind

00:03:42feels like relaxed and you enjoy every

00:03:45single moment of the day better

00:03:46step one who’s putting on that step

00:03:48right what’s step two be cool be nice to

00:03:51as many people smile on as many people

00:03:53as you can have them smile back at you

00:03:54tip well when you go to restaurants just

00:03:57do the most you can what else do what

00:03:59you want to do with your life right

00:04:00don’t don’t go be doing something you

00:04:01don’t enjoy don’t do something that’s

00:04:03don’t get locked into doing something


00:04:07do what you want

00:04:09fuck is it

00:04:11because if someone else is doing it you

00:04:12can do

00:04:14I mean everybody makes their own

00:04:17but a lot of people don’t follow the


00:04:23for whatever reason it had negative


00:04:26kid someone told me to do it

00:04:30or take the with the shore out that’s a

00:04:33sad thing

00:04:35especially talented