[Music] have a seat I have good news there’s a
have a seat I have good news there’s a
have a seat I have good news there’s a ship available the USS or belt ever
ship available the USS or belt ever
ship available the USS or belt ever since I was a kid I have wanted to serve
since I was a kid I have wanted to serve
since I was a kid I have wanted to serve on an exploratory Buster nobody’s first
on an exploratory Buster nobody’s first
on an exploratory Buster nobody’s first choice for this job but we have 3,000
choice for this job but we have 3,000
choice for this job but we have 3,000 ships to staff and we need captains and
ships to staff and we need captains and
ships to staff and we need captains and I want these mints those are marbles
I want these mints those are marbles
I want these mints those are marbles we’re giving you one last chance I just
we’re giving you one last chance I just
we’re giving you one last chance I just want to say I am thrilled to be your new
want to say I am thrilled to be your new
want to say I am thrilled to be your new captain I want this to be an efficient
captain I want this to be an efficient
captain I want this to be an efficient ship but also one that you’re glad to be
ship but also one that you’re glad to be
ship but also one that you’re glad to be serving on lieutenant commander boardís
serving on lieutenant commander boardís
serving on lieutenant commander boardís your entire species is male isn’t that
your entire species is male isn’t that
your entire species is male isn’t that is correct sir probably not a lot of
is correct sir probably not a lot of
is correct sir probably not a lot of arguments about leaving the toilet seat
arguments about leaving the toilet seat
arguments about leaving the toilet seat up and that kind of thing or Buckland’s
up and that kind of thing or Buckland’s
up and that kind of thing or Buckland’s urinate only once per year really that’s
urinate only once per year really that’s
urinate only once per year really that’s I mean I’m up to three times a night
I mean I’m up to three times a night
I mean I’m up to three times a night that is unfortunate it is I’m gonna meet
that is unfortunate it is I’m gonna meet
that is unfortunate it is I’m gonna meet the locals hi I’m captain Eddie vs. holy
the locals hi I’m captain Eddie vs. holy
the locals hi I’m captain Eddie vs. holy crap we don’t mean your family any harm
crap we don’t mean your family any harm
crap we don’t mean your family any harm what we did to shoot his dad
what we did to shoot his dad
what we did to shoot his dad aside from shooting your dad we don’t
aside from shooting your dad we don’t
aside from shooting your dad we don’t mean your family any harm captain
mean your family any harm captain
mean your family any harm captain there’s a message coming in from Admiral
there’s a message coming in from Admiral
there’s a message coming in from Admiral Halsey it doesn’t an executive officers
Halsey it doesn’t an executive officers
Halsey it doesn’t an executive officers become available no no no no no no no no
become available no no no no no no no no
become available no no no no no no no no no no sorry man you okay yeah it’s all
no no sorry man you okay yeah it’s all
no no sorry man you okay yeah it’s all good man you okay y’all good sorry all
good man you okay y’all good sorry all
good man you okay y’all good sorry all right no worries the captain does not
right no worries the captain does not
right no worries the captain does not appear to be pleased and he arrives with
appear to be pleased and he arrives with
appear to be pleased and he arrives with his first officer they were married no
his first officer they were married no
his first officer they were married no way you know how many times I tried to
way you know how many times I tried to
way you know how many times I tried to talk to you before here I would wanted
talk to you before here I would wanted
talk to you before here I would wanted to just a couple therapist was your
to just a couple therapist was your
to just a couple therapist was your brother-in-law it should be a really fun
brother-in-law it should be a really fun
brother-in-law it should be a really fun trip for all of us perhaps we should not
trip for all of us perhaps we should not
trip for all of us perhaps we should not be talking about this oh no no we’re
be talking about this oh no no we’re
be talking about this oh no no we’re talking about this is a thing
talking about this is a thing
talking about this is a thing you’ll be delivering supplies to the
you’ll be delivering supplies to the
you’ll be delivering supplies to the science station on epsilon 2 thank you
science station on epsilon 2 thank you
science station on epsilon 2 thank you for coming we need protection protection
for coming we need protection protection
for coming we need protection protection from what the trill we have figured out
from what the trill we have figured out
from what the trill we have figured out a way to manipulate the scenes of events
a way to manipulate the scenes of events
a way to manipulate the scenes of events so it’s an anti banana ray it’s really
so it’s an anti banana ray it’s really
so it’s an anti banana ray it’s really interesting we need no longer fear the
interesting we need no longer fear the
interesting we need no longer fear the banana does it work on offers what about
banana does it work on offers what about
banana does it work on offers what about the salads you do realize this to be
the salads you do realize this to be
the salads you do realize this to be used as a weapon that’s why you’re here
used as a weapon that’s why you’re here
used as a weapon that’s why you’re here water the captain Mercer just affected a
water the captain Mercer just affected a
water the captain Mercer just affected a krill destroyer entering orbit
krill destroyer entering orbit
krill destroyer entering orbit door students Clark don’t open this jar
door students Clark don’t open this jar
door students Clark don’t open this jar of pickles for me I loosened it for you
of pickles for me I loosened it for you
of pickles for me I loosened it for you return fire
return fire
return fire give me the divine part it will destroy
give me the divine part it will destroy
give me the divine part it will destroy your ship sorry can you can move like
your ship sorry can you can move like
your ship sorry can you can move like two steps to your right it’s just a lot
two steps to your right it’s just a lot
two steps to your right it’s just a lot of dead space they’re just perfect gasps
of dead space they’re just perfect gasps
of dead space they’re just perfect gasps are you were just very weirdly frame Oh
are you were just very weirdly frame Oh
are you were just very weirdly frame Oh what is that a beer yeah I’m nervous you
what is that a beer yeah I’m nervous you
what is that a beer yeah I’m nervous you know it’s a new ship want to make a good
know it’s a new ship want to make a good
know it’s a new ship want to make a good impression
impression
impression it’s 9:15 in the morning sorry
it’s 9:15 in the morning sorry
it’s 9:15 in the morning sorry [Music]
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