cool there’s a ship available exploratory vessel the USS Orville and
exploratory vessel the USS Orville and
exploratory vessel the USS Orville and we’re offering you command you’re
we’re offering you command you’re
we’re offering you command you’re kidding
that’s not bad right ah that’s good
that’s not bad right ah that’s good paint some flames on the side and maybe
paint some flames on the side and maybe
paint some flames on the side and maybe like a rainbow unicorn you got something
like a rainbow unicorn you got something
like a rainbow unicorn you got something engage quantum drive we need protection
engage quantum drive we need protection
engage quantum drive we need protection protection from what the trill you will
protection from what the trill you will
protection from what the trill you will die there’s no way we’re going to be out
die there’s no way we’re going to be out
die there’s no way we’re going to be out by 5:00 today are we
but open this jar of pickles for me
but open this jar of pickles for me I loosened it for you
right on the edge of the frontier of
right on the edge of the frontier of explored space that doesn’t excite you
explored space that doesn’t excite you
explored space that doesn’t excite you Oh Bert the Ordo from your Sunday
Oh Bert the Ordo from your Sunday
Oh Bert the Ordo from your Sunday September 10th on five coo coo coo coo
September 10th on five coo coo coo coo
September 10th on five coo coo coo coo coo head have a seat
coo head have a seat
coo head have a seat I have good news there’s a ship
I have good news there’s a ship
I have good news there’s a ship available the USS Orville
available the USS Orville
available the USS Orville ever since I was a kid I have wanted to
ever since I was a kid I have wanted to
ever since I was a kid I have wanted to serve on an exploratory vessel here
serve on an exploratory vessel here
serve on an exploratory vessel here nobody’s first choice for this job but
nobody’s first choice for this job but
nobody’s first choice for this job but we have 3,000 ships to stand and we need
we have 3,000 ships to stand and we need
we have 3,000 ships to stand and we need captains and I want to admit those are
captains and I want to admit those are
captains and I want to admit those are Marvel’s we’re giving you one last
Marvel’s we’re giving you one last
Marvel’s we’re giving you one last chance I just want to say I am thrilled
chance I just want to say I am thrilled
chance I just want to say I am thrilled to be your new captain I want this to be
to be your new captain I want this to be
to be your new captain I want this to be an efficient ship but also one that
an efficient ship but also one that
an efficient ship but also one that you’re glad to be serving on lieutenant
you’re glad to be serving on lieutenant
you’re glad to be serving on lieutenant commander boardís your entire species
commander boardís your entire species
commander boardís your entire species is male isn’t that is correct sir
is male isn’t that is correct sir
is male isn’t that is correct sir probably not a lot of arguments about
probably not a lot of arguments about
probably not a lot of arguments about leaving the toilet seat up and that kind
leaving the toilet seat up and that kind
leaving the toilet seat up and that kind of thing or Buckland’s urinate only once
of thing or Buckland’s urinate only once
of thing or Buckland’s urinate only once per year really that’s me I’m up to
per year really that’s me I’m up to
per year really that’s me I’m up to three times a night that is unfortunate
three times a night that is unfortunate
three times a night that is unfortunate it is I’m gonna meet the locals hi I’m
it is I’m gonna meet the locals hi I’m
it is I’m gonna meet the locals hi I’m captain Eddie vs. holy crap yeah we
captain Eddie vs. holy crap yeah we
captain Eddie vs. holy crap yeah we don’t mean your family any harm what we
don’t mean your family any harm what we
don’t mean your family any harm what we did your shooters dead aside from
did your shooters dead aside from
did your shooters dead aside from shooting your dad we don’t mean your
shooting your dad we don’t mean your
shooting your dad we don’t mean your family any harm there’s a message coming
family any harm there’s a message coming
family any harm there’s a message coming in from Admiral Halsey it says that an
in from Admiral Halsey it says that an
in from Admiral Halsey it says that an executive officers become available no
executive officers become available no
executive officers become available no no no no no no no no no no no sorry man
no no no no no no no no no no sorry man
no no no no no no no no no no sorry man you okay yeah it’s all good man you okay
you okay yeah it’s all good man you okay
you okay yeah it’s all good man you okay yeah all good sorry all right no worries
yeah all good sorry all right no worries
yeah all good sorry all right no worries the captain does not appear to be
the captain does not appear to be
the captain does not appear to be pleased to be arrived with his first
pleased to be arrived with his first
pleased to be arrived with his first officer they were married no way you
officer they were married no way you
officer they were married no way you know how many times I tried to talk to
know how many times I tried to talk to
know how many times I tried to talk to you before here I would want to suggest
you before here I would want to suggest
you before here I would want to suggest a couple therapists was your
a couple therapists was your
a couple therapists was your brother-in-law it should be really fun
brother-in-law it should be really fun
brother-in-law it should be really fun trip for all of us perhaps we should not
trip for all of us perhaps we should not
trip for all of us perhaps we should not be talking about this oh no no we’re
be talking about this oh no no we’re
be talking about this oh no no we’re talking about that it misses a thing
talking about that it misses a thing
talking about that it misses a thing you’ll be delivering supplies to the
you’ll be delivering supplies to the
you’ll be delivering supplies to the science station on epsilon 2 thank you
science station on epsilon 2 thank you
science station on epsilon 2 thank you for coming we need protection protection
for coming we need protection protection
for coming we need protection protection from what the trill we have figured out
from what the trill we have figured out
from what the trill we have figured out a way to manipulate the speed of events
a way to manipulate the speed of events
a way to manipulate the speed of events so it’s an anti banana ray it’s really
so it’s an anti banana ray it’s really
so it’s an anti banana ray it’s really interesting we need no longer fear the
interesting we need no longer fear the
interesting we need no longer fear the banana does it work on offers we’re
banana does it work on offers we’re
banana does it work on offers we’re about to sell it you do realize this
about to sell it you do realize this
about to sell it you do realize this could be used as a weapon that’s why
could be used as a weapon that’s why
could be used as a weapon that’s why you’re here
you’re here
you’re here order for captain Murphy just affected a
order for captain Murphy just affected a
order for captain Murphy just affected a krill destroyer entering orbit door
krill destroyer entering orbit door
krill destroyer entering orbit door Stephen Clarke then open this jar of
Stephen Clarke then open this jar of
Stephen Clarke then open this jar of pickles for me I loosened it for you
pickles for me I loosened it for you
pickles for me I loosened it for you return fire
return fire
return fire give me the device or it will destroy
give me the device or it will destroy
give me the device or it will destroy your ship sorry can you can move like
your ship sorry can you can move like
your ship sorry can you can move like two steps to your right
two steps to your right
two steps to your right it’s just a lot of dead space there just
it’s just a lot of dead space there just
it’s just a lot of dead space there just perfect gasps are you were just very
perfect gasps are you were just very
perfect gasps are you were just very weirdly framed
weirdly framed
weirdly framed [Music]
[Music]
[Music] what is that a beer yeah I’m nervous you
what is that a beer yeah I’m nervous you
what is that a beer yeah I’m nervous you know it’s a new ship want to make a good
know it’s a new ship want to make a good
know it’s a new ship want to make a good impression it’s 9:15 in the morning
impression it’s 9:15 in the morning
impression it’s 9:15 in the morning sorry
sorry
sorry you
you
you [Music]
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