Todd Parker Jeffy Wow hey where have you been still crushing two bitches and
been still crushing two bitches and
been still crushing two bitches and slapping the hose yeah no so much it
slapping the hose yeah no so much it
slapping the hose yeah no so much it must’ve named an STD after you by now I
must’ve named an STD after you by now I
must’ve named an STD after you by now I swear you had like 30 different strains
swear you had like 30 different strains
swear you had like 30 different strains of chlamydia that one summer by the way
of chlamydia that one summer by the way
of chlamydia that one summer by the way this is my wife oh my little girl
this is my wife oh my little girl
this is my wife oh my little girl Claudia Jefferson Stephanie you enjoy
Claudia Jefferson Stephanie you enjoy
Claudia Jefferson Stephanie you enjoy being attacked temping is just a means
being attacked temping is just a means
being attacked temping is just a means to an end really I have a boyfriend okay
to an end really I have a boyfriend okay
to an end really I have a boyfriend okay sorry I was just trying to shut this
sorry I was just trying to shut this
sorry I was just trying to shut this down shut down this little banter we
down shut down this little banter we
down shut down this little banter we have going on why Andrew usually implies
have going on why Andrew usually implies
have going on why Andrew usually implies that you’re your mother’s I’m not
that you’re your mother’s I’m not
that you’re your mother’s I’m not hitting on you good
hitting on you good
hitting on you good would you like me to no seems like maybe
would you like me to no seems like maybe
would you like me to no seems like maybe you would like him to hit on you call
you would like him to hit on you call
you would like him to hit on you call him like I see him
that is really gross
that is really gross people poop in there I poop in there
spending your 20s finding yourself or
spending your 20s finding yourself or whatever is a bunch of malarkey all that
whatever is a bunch of malarkey all that
whatever is a bunch of malarkey all that leaves you is a biological clock ticking
leaves you is a biological clock ticking
leaves you is a biological clock ticking going on eHarmony dates with men and
going on eHarmony dates with men and
going on eHarmony dates with men and their 40s who still collect action
their 40s who still collect action
their 40s who still collect action figures
figures
figures Sharon accepted my relationship status
Sharon accepted my relationship status
Sharon accepted my relationship status change I’m sorry if I refused to take
change I’m sorry if I refused to take
change I’m sorry if I refused to take what we have and shout at cyberspace so
what we have and shout at cyberspace so
what we have and shout at cyberspace so people can like it or comment on it
people can like it or comment on it
people can like it or comment on it whenever we put up a photo of ourselves
whenever we put up a photo of ourselves
whenever we put up a photo of ourselves it might shock you but I’m actually
it might shock you but I’m actually
it might shock you but I’m actually looking for something way more than a
looking for something way more than a
looking for something way more than a label go after her
label go after her
label go after her okay don’t that’s cool I feel completely
okay don’t that’s cool I feel completely
okay don’t that’s cool I feel completely adrift in every aspect of my life hey
adrift in every aspect of my life hey
adrift in every aspect of my life hey got you a drink
got you a drink
got you a drink hope you don’t mind germs cuz I took a
hope you don’t mind germs cuz I took a
hope you don’t mind germs cuz I took a little sip there
for my migraines and anxieties totally
for my migraines and anxieties totally legal and it’s 10:30 in the morning what
legal and it’s 10:30 in the morning what
legal and it’s 10:30 in the morning what is it you could say it’s a 4:20
is it you could say it’s a 4:20
is it you could say it’s a 4:20 somewhere go ahead so much what are we
somewhere go ahead so much what are we
somewhere go ahead so much what are we gonna talk about whether I like to be
gonna talk about whether I like to be
gonna talk about whether I like to be tied up are we talking about that
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