everybody please welcome Gary well my wife and I just recently got married
wife and I just recently got married
wife and I just recently got married hey she’s perfect she’s everything I
hey she’s perfect she’s everything I
hey she’s perfect she’s everything I ever wanted and you know I’m having a
ever wanted and you know I’m having a
ever wanted and you know I’m having a little tiny bit of trouble bonding with
little tiny bit of trouble bonding with
little tiny bit of trouble bonding with my new stepson Lucas whoa look at that
my new stepson Lucas whoa look at that
my new stepson Lucas whoa look at that come to my firm
come to my firm
come to my firm good talking to you buddy never really
good talking to you buddy never really
good talking to you buddy never really looks me in the eye doesn’t talk much
looks me in the eye doesn’t talk much
looks me in the eye doesn’t talk much except when he yells at me to get out of
except when he yells at me to get out of
except when he yells at me to get out of his room
using this weirdo puppet thing I get
using this weirdo puppet thing I get this sense that he’s uh daddy’s evil
this sense that he’s uh daddy’s evil
this sense that he’s uh daddy’s evil incarnate
incarnate
incarnate yeah remind me again how Lucas was
yeah remind me again how Lucas was
yeah remind me again how Lucas was conceived you remember when I told you
conceived you remember when I told you
conceived you remember when I told you about that crazy time in my twenties
about that crazy time in my twenties
about that crazy time in my twenties where I joined that sort of like oh no I
where I joined that sort of like oh no I
where I joined that sort of like oh no I don’t think you told me about that if
don’t think you told me about that if
don’t think you told me about that if doomsday can’t believe a child will rise
doomsday can’t believe a child will rise
doomsday can’t believe a child will rise up from hell to rule mankind and to
up from hell to rule mankind and to
up from hell to rule mankind and to bring on the end of the world as we know
bring on the end of the world as we know
bring on the end of the world as we know it I think we found that child and now
it I think we found that child and now
it I think we found that child and now you’re his stepdad there is nothing
you’re his stepdad there is nothing
you’re his stepdad there is nothing wrong with Lucas he’s very good
she did this to me you told me that was
she did this to me you told me that was normal that all kids are dicks
normal that all kids are dicks
normal that all kids are dicks that’s true kids are dicks men but this
that’s true kids are dicks men but this
that’s true kids are dicks men but this is a different level he’s like top of
is a different level he’s like top of
is a different level he’s like top of the dick chain bro
[Applause]
[Applause] this is soo bro you gotta relax man I
this is soo bro you gotta relax man I
this is soo bro you gotta relax man I relaxed we’re in a cornfield so what
relaxed we’re in a cornfield so what
relaxed we’re in a cornfield so what good thing has ever happened in a
good thing has ever happened in a
good thing has ever happened in a cornfield ow Oh No
cornfield ow Oh No
cornfield ow Oh No Field of Dreams is pretty cool
Field of Dreams is pretty cool
Field of Dreams is pretty cool [Applause]
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