would you look at that it seems like we have ourselves to finish painting so
have ourselves to finish painting so
have ourselves to finish painting so from our family to yours keep your pants
from our family to yours keep your pants
from our family to yours keep your pants dry your dreams wet and remember hugs
dry your dreams wet and remember hugs
dry your dreams wet and remember hugs not drugs
not drugs
not drugs [Music]
Lara your father’s gone you could pick
Lara your father’s gone you could pick up where he left off I see so much of
up where he left off I see so much of
up where he left off I see so much of him in you
brilliant
brilliant hello sprout if you’re listening to this
hello sprout if you’re listening to this
hello sprout if you’re listening to this then I must be dead
then I must be dead
then I must be dead I found something a tool called the
I found something a tool called the
I found something a tool called the mother of death if Trinity succeeds our
mother of death if Trinity succeeds our
mother of death if Trinity succeeds our world is in danger promise me you will
world is in danger promise me you will
world is in danger promise me you will stop I promise I think I know where my
stop I promise I think I know where my
stop I promise I think I know where my dad went that’s right in the middle of
dad went that’s right in the middle of
dad went that’s right in the middle of the devil sea it’ll be an adventure
the devil sea it’ll be an adventure
the devil sea it’ll be an adventure death isn’t hunted an adventure
death isn’t hunted an adventure
death isn’t hunted an adventure [Music]
you shouldn’t have come here but I’m
you shouldn’t have come here but I’m glad that you did
glad that you did
glad that you did [Music]
what do you know about my father now I
what do you know about my father now I see the likeness the recklessness close
see the likeness the recklessness close
see the likeness the recklessness close the tomb once and fall the fate of
the tomb once and fall the fate of
the tomb once and fall the fate of humanity is now in your hands
don’t be too careful these days
don’t be too careful these days the world has gone bloody mad I’ll take
the world has gone bloody mad I’ll take
the world has gone bloody mad I’ll take two
it’s weird you like hanging out with
it’s weird you like hanging out with animals more than people yeah
animals more than people yeah
animals more than people yeah well animals get me a rescue George
well animals get me a rescue George
well animals get me a rescue George Feeny was 2 years old
Feeny was 2 years old
Feeny was 2 years old George never would have survived on his
George never would have survived on his
George never would have survived on his own he definitely trusts you
last night George was seven feet weighed
last night George was seven feet weighed 500 pounds
George you okay buddy you’re scared it’s
George you okay buddy you’re scared it’s okay
okay
okay this morning is nine feet pushing a
this morning is nine feet pushing a
this morning is nine feet pushing a thousand what’s happening to my friend
thousand what’s happening to my friend
thousand what’s happening to my friend are you familiar with genetic editing
are you familiar with genetic editing
are you familiar with genetic editing changes will be incredibly unpredictable
is he the only one oh you didn’t know
is he the only one oh you didn’t know about the 30-foot wolf
about the 30-foot wolf
about the 30-foot wolf [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
hello the day huh
hello the day huh science experiments fallen from the sky
science experiments fallen from the sky
science experiments fallen from the sky having George on that plane it’s big
having George on that plane it’s big
having George on that plane it’s big mistake
mistake
mistake I think we’ll be all right
you have to evacuate Chicago George
you have to evacuate Chicago George didn’t ask for this they’re gonna put
didn’t ask for this they’re gonna put
didn’t ask for this they’re gonna put him down
him down
him down that’s not happening
there’s something in the river
there’s something in the river I was just thinking the only thing
I was just thinking the only thing
I was just thinking the only thing that’s missing right now is the giant
that’s missing right now is the giant
that’s missing right now is the giant crocodile
you taking me to school again and
you taking me to school again and picking you up part of some drill ain’t
picking you up part of some drill ain’t
picking you up part of some drill ain’t no drill 19 men attacked our country the
no drill 19 men attacked our country the
no drill 19 men attacked our country the 12 of you will be the first ones to
12 of you will be the first ones to
12 of you will be the first ones to fight back how do you love your family
fight back how do you love your family
fight back how do you love your family and leave them to go to war I have two
and leave them to go to war I have two
and leave them to go to war I have two hours I’ll be really quick not a chance
hours I’ll be really quick not a chance
hours I’ll be really quick not a chance holding out is the only way I can
holding out is the only way I can
holding out is the only way I can guarantee you come back to me what’s
guarantee you come back to me what’s
guarantee you come back to me what’s gonna be only a week
every step we take he’s gonna be on a
every step we take he’s gonna be on a minefield from a hundred different wars
minefield from a hundred different wars
minefield from a hundred different wars odds are we’re not all gonna make it out
odds are we’re not all gonna make it out
odds are we’re not all gonna make it out of this we don’t take that City World
of this we don’t take that City World
of this we don’t take that City World Trade Center is just the beginning
achieving off the general of the
achieving off the general of the Northern Alliance we know nothing about
Northern Alliance we know nothing about
Northern Alliance we know nothing about general you show me exactly where we’re
general you show me exactly where we’re
general you show me exactly where we’re going what are the mountains we take
going what are the mountains we take
going what are the mountains we take horses alright who’s ridden before
horses alright who’s ridden before
horses alright who’s ridden before anyone summer camp when I was nine
anyone summer camp when I was nine
anyone summer camp when I was nine spring break but I was pretty hammer
spring break but I was pretty hammer
spring break but I was pretty hammer does have a name the name gray this is
does have a name the name gray this is
does have a name the name gray this is we slung we’re outnumbered
we slung we’re outnumbered
we slung we’re outnumbered fifty thousand Taliban no Kato fibers
fifty thousand Taliban no Kato fibers
fifty thousand Taliban no Kato fibers we’re on our own I can’t order anyone to
we’re on our own I can’t order anyone to
we’re on our own I can’t order anyone to do this you want to surrender keep your
do this you want to surrender keep your
do this you want to surrender keep your finger on the trigger was no playbook
finger on the trigger was no playbook
finger on the trigger was no playbook here we have to write it ourselves I
here we have to write it ourselves I
here we have to write it ourselves I ain’t losing one man honest – you could
ain’t losing one man honest – you could
ain’t losing one man honest – you could stab me empathic age of
but we’re fighting with horsemen against
but we’re fighting with horsemen against tanks
tanks
tanks [Music]
[Music]
[Music] the greatest weapon in history is this
the greatest weapon in history is this
the greatest weapon in history is this very new easy way and if you die that’s
very new easy way and if you die that’s
very new easy way and if you die that’s a letter you and your wife we’re gonna
a letter you and your wife we’re gonna
a letter you and your wife we’re gonna wish you wrote
computer clubs come along
computer clubs come along [Music]
twelve strong the Declassified true
twelve strong the Declassified true story of the horse soldiers
story of the horse soldiers
story of the horse soldiers [Music]
how would you define terrorism the
how would you define terrorism the current definition is any individual or
current definition is any individual or
current definition is any individual or group it uses violence to achieve
group it uses violence to achieve
group it uses violence to achieve political goal
administration believes that the drug
administration believes that the drug cartels fit that definition
[Music]
[Music] you want to see this thing through I’m
you want to see this thing through I’m
you want to see this thing through I’m gonna have to get dirty turning you
gonna have to get dirty turning you
gonna have to get dirty turning you loose hold those blues this time
[Music]
[Music] help us start a war with whom
[Music]
[Music] everyone
so uh what are you dating like an
so uh what are you dating like an accountant our Ellen ventriloquist stop
accountant our Ellen ventriloquist stop
accountant our Ellen ventriloquist stop you love a dummy this is not where we
you love a dummy this is not where we
you love a dummy this is not where we hear me I know I were here a rescue op
hear me I know I were here a rescue op
hear me I know I were here a rescue op save the dinosaurs from island that’s
save the dinosaurs from island that’s
save the dinosaurs from island that’s about to explode what could go wrong
about to explode what could go wrong
about to explode what could go wrong blue is alive you raised her do these
blue is alive you raised her do these
blue is alive you raised her do these animals deserve the same protections
animals deserve the same protections
animals deserve the same protections given to other species or should they
given to other species or should they
given to other species or should they just be left to die these creatures were
just be left to die these creatures were
just be left to die these creatures were here before us
life cannot be contained life breaks
life cannot be contained life breaks free life finds away
free life finds away
free life finds away [Music]
you
you [Music]
[Music]
[Music] hey hey thank you this is yours most
hey hey thank you this is yours most
hey hey thank you this is yours most important thing keep your finger off the
important thing keep your finger off the
important thing keep your finger off the trigger at all times unless you need to
trigger at all times unless you need to
trigger at all times unless you need to shoot somebody when that happens until
shoot somebody when that happens until
shoot somebody when that happens until you are dry
keep your eyes open every cop in the
keep your eyes open every cop in the country is gonna be looking for us
big Nick original gangsta cop in the
big Nick original gangsta cop in the flesh
flesh
flesh watch italic for dead six on the way to
watch italic for dead six on the way to
watch italic for dead six on the way to the hospital
the hospital
the hospital Peggy he’s a bad guy I’m gonna make you
Peggy he’s a bad guy I’m gonna make you
Peggy he’s a bad guy I’m gonna make you a deal give me the names of all guys who
a deal give me the names of all guys who
a deal give me the names of all guys who got away
got away
got away I’ll get your medic bang no snitch yo
I’ll get your medic bang no snitch yo
I’ll get your medic bang no snitch yo he’s dying son we got a problem it’s a
he’s dying son we got a problem it’s a
he’s dying son we got a problem it’s a major crime get to know your enemy boys
major crime get to know your enemy boys
major crime get to know your enemy boys every big-time crew has been busted
every big-time crew has been busted
every big-time crew has been busted these are the guys who took them down by
these are the guys who took them down by
these are the guys who took them down by magician you understand
magician you understand
magician you understand simulating don’t need their fix you
simulating don’t need their fix you
simulating don’t need their fix you could yeah we’re doing say the plans
could yeah we’re doing say the plans
could yeah we’re doing say the plans we’re trading up the Federal Reserve
we’re trading up the Federal Reserve
we’re trading up the Federal Reserve it’s like Fort Knox at any one time
it’s like Fort Knox at any one time
it’s like Fort Knox at any one time there’s anywhere between 500 and 800
there’s anywhere between 500 and 800
there’s anywhere between 500 and 800 billion dollars in there every
billion dollars in there every
billion dollars in there every millimeter ever covered by cameras
millimeter ever covered by cameras
millimeter ever covered by cameras sensors and motion detectors
sensors and motion detectors
sensors and motion detectors ten across streams stare at the building
ten across streams stare at the building
ten across streams stare at the building for two minutes that’s security on your
for two minutes that’s security on your
for two minutes that’s security on your ass and the bank that’s never been
ass and the bank that’s never been
ass and the bank that’s never been robbed
you know just means means I am a member
you know just means means I am a member of a gang only we have badges which
of a gang only we have badges which
of a gang only we have badges which means you are done look like the type
means you are done look like the type
means you are done look like the type from arrest you know our cadets even put
from arrest you know our cadets even put
from arrest you know our cadets even put you in handcuffs drag you down to the
you in handcuffs drag you down to the
you in handcuffs drag you down to the station we just shoot you
you’re not the bad guys
you’re not the bad guys we are
we are
we are like the whole city go against me
my name is Wade watts I’d I’d pick that
my name is Wade watts I’d I’d pick that name because it sounded like a
name because it sounded like a
name because it sounded like a superhero’s alter-ego like Peter Parker
superhero’s alter-ego like Peter Parker
superhero’s alter-ego like Peter Parker or Bruce Banner but he died when I was a
or Bruce Banner but he died when I was a
or Bruce Banner but he died when I was a kid my mom too and ended up here sitting
kid my mom too and ended up here sitting
kid my mom too and ended up here sitting here in my tiny corner of nowhere
here in my tiny corner of nowhere
here in my tiny corner of nowhere there’s nowhere left to go nowhere
there’s nowhere left to go nowhere
there’s nowhere left to go nowhere [Music]
[Music]
[Music] except the Oasis
a whole virtual universe
a whole virtual universe [Music]
[Music]
[Music] you wanna trade
people come to the Oasis for all the
people come to the Oasis for all the things they can do
things they can do
things they can do [Music]
[Music]
[Music] they stay because all the things they
they stay because all the things they
they stay because all the things they can be can you feel this
yeah the only place that feels like I
yeah the only place that feels like I mean anything
mean anything
mean anything the Oasis was the brainchild of James
the Oasis was the brainchild of James
the Oasis was the brainchild of James Halliday oh if you’re watching this I’m
Halliday oh if you’re watching this I’m
Halliday oh if you’re watching this I’m dead
dead
dead I created a hidden-object an easter egg
I created a hidden-object an easter egg
I created a hidden-object an easter egg the first person to find the egg will
the first person to find the egg will
the first person to find the egg will inherit half a trillion dollars and
inherit half a trillion dollars and
inherit half a trillion dollars and total control of the Oasis itself
who is this possible and how the hell is
who is this possible and how the hell is he winning find him
I’m talking about absolute
I’m talking about absolute life-and-death stuff the Oasis the
life-and-death stuff the Oasis the
life-and-death stuff the Oasis the world’s most important economic resource
world’s most important economic resource
world’s most important economic resource it’s nothing less than a war for control
it’s nothing less than a war for control
it’s nothing less than a war for control of the future
I only came here to escape but I found
I only came here to escape but I found something much bigger than just myself
something much bigger than just myself
something much bigger than just myself are you willing to fight pump us save
are you willing to fight pump us save
are you willing to fight pump us save the Oasis
there was an idea to bring together a
there was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if we
group of remarkable people to see if we
group of remarkable people to see if we could become something more so when they
could become something more so when they
could become something more so when they needed us
needed us
needed us we could fight the battles that they
we could fight the battles that they
we could fight the battles that they never could
never could
never could [Music]
in time you will know what it’s like to
in time you will know what it’s like to lose to feel so desperately that your
lose to feel so desperately that your
lose to feel so desperately that your right yet to fail all the same
[Music]
[Music] evacuate the city
evacuate the city
evacuate the city engage your defenses
engage your defenses
engage your defenses and get this manna sheet
and get this manna sheet
and get this manna sheet [Music]
[Music]
[Music] fun isn’t something one considers from
fun isn’t something one considers from
fun isn’t something one considers from balancing the universe
but this
but this does put a smile on my face
does put a smile on my face
does put a smile on my face [Music]
who the hell are you guys
who the hell are you guys [Music]
tonight we’re taking game night not
tonight we’re taking game night not Minaj boy someone in this room is going
Minaj boy someone in this room is going
Minaj boy someone in this room is going to be taken and it’s gonna be up to you
to be taken and it’s gonna be up to you
to be taken and it’s gonna be up to you to find them it’s a murder mystery party
to find them it’s a murder mystery party
to find them it’s a murder mystery party whoever finds the victim wins the grand
whoever finds the victim wins the grand
whoever finds the victim wins the grand prize you’re not gonna know what’s real
prize you’re not gonna know what’s real
prize you’re not gonna know what’s real and what’s fake wait a second can’t just
and what’s fake wait a second can’t just
and what’s fake wait a second can’t just come in here and break the door look
come in here and break the door look
come in here and break the door look feel guys make sure you get a piece of
feel guys make sure you get a piece of
feel guys make sure you get a piece of this cheese okay Roger dad you drive
this cheese okay Roger dad you drive
this cheese okay Roger dad you drive safe I’ve always enjoyed the camaraderie
safe I’ve always enjoyed the camaraderie
safe I’ve always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends competing in games of
of good friends competing in games of
of good friends competing in games of chance and skill dear Eva yeah it seems
chance and skill dear Eva yeah it seems
chance and skill dear Eva yeah it seems like Ryan you could curse I’m scared
like Ryan you could curse I’m scared
like Ryan you could curse I’m scared well
it’s not a joke
it’s not a joke people are in real danger real Oh
[Music]
[Music] Oh take a little bath it’s so much worse
stop wait me I have kids at home now
stop wait me I have kids at home now with an ass like yet you don’t oh well
with an ass like yet you don’t oh well
with an ass like yet you don’t oh well thank you
thank you
thank you oh no he died
oh no he died
oh no he died this is instructions on how to remove
this is instructions on how to remove
this is instructions on how to remove the bullets didn’t have rubbing alcohol
the bullets didn’t have rubbing alcohol
the bullets didn’t have rubbing alcohol so I got you this lovely shark good idea
so I got you this lovely shark good idea
so I got you this lovely shark good idea way to pivot and then a squeaky toy for
way to pivot and then a squeaky toy for
way to pivot and then a squeaky toy for the pain
I have seen gods fly I’ve seen men build
I have seen gods fly I’ve seen men build weapons that I couldn’t even imagine
weapons that I couldn’t even imagine
weapons that I couldn’t even imagine I’ve seen aliens drop from the sky yeah
I’ve seen aliens drop from the sky yeah
I’ve seen aliens drop from the sky yeah but I have never seen anything like this
but I have never seen anything like this
but I have never seen anything like this how much more you hiding
how much more you hiding
how much more you hiding [Music]
yeah
yeah [Music]
you get to decide what kind of King you
you get to decide what kind of King you are going to be don’t please
cuz we own
cuz we own because we own you
because we own you
because we own you cuz we I waited my entire life for this
cuz we I waited my entire life for this
cuz we I waited my entire life for this the world’s gonna start over i’ma burn
the world’s gonna start over i’ma burn
the world’s gonna start over i’ma burn it off
it off
it off [Music]
[Music]
[Music] what happens now
what happens now
what happens now determines what happens to the rest of
determines what happens to the rest of
determines what happens to the rest of the world
[Music]
[Music] you
we were born into a world at war between
we were born into a world at war between the monsters that destroyed our cities
the monsters that destroyed our cities
the monsters that destroyed our cities and the monsters we created to stop them
and the monsters we created to stop them
and the monsters we created to stop them we thought we had sacrificed enough but
we thought we had sacrificed enough but
we thought we had sacrificed enough but the wall we thought we finished is just
the wall we thought we finished is just
the wall we thought we finished is just be it
and the only thing standing in front of
and the only thing standing in front of the apocalypse
but it doesn’t matter where you came
but it doesn’t matter where you came from you believed in you and who today
this is our time this is our chance to
this is our time this is our chance to make a difference
they’re my Balkans upward
they’re my Balkans upward drop
drop
drop they’ve evolved and my whole life
[Music]
[Music] by everything you got
by everything you got
by everything you got do
do
do Dido
medical marijuana is already a
medical marijuana is already a multi-billion dollar industry the future
multi-billion dollar industry the future
multi-billion dollar industry the future is this weed pill I’m still not sure
is this weed pill I’m still not sure
is this weed pill I’m still not sure about this look most people will tell
about this look most people will tell
about this look most people will tell you Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon but
you Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon but
you Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon but even a complete idiot will tell you Neil
even a complete idiot will tell you Neil
even a complete idiot will tell you Neil Armstrong did it first
Armstrong did it first
Armstrong did it first and do you know why he went first
and do you know why he went first
and do you know why he went first because he pushed Buzz Aldrin out of the
because he pushed Buzz Aldrin out of the
because he pushed Buzz Aldrin out of the way I’m satisfied
way I’m satisfied
way I’m satisfied [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] look man you’re at some deepwater Harold
look man you’re at some deepwater Harold
look man you’re at some deepwater Harold like bankruptcy do then cash pool no I’m
like bankruptcy do then cash pool no I’m
like bankruptcy do then cash pool no I’m saying you’re poor poor tomorrow you can
saying you’re poor poor tomorrow you can
saying you’re poor poor tomorrow you can apply Mexico what we want you to
apply Mexico what we want you to
apply Mexico what we want you to hand-deliver the weed pill formula to
hand-deliver the weed pill formula to
hand-deliver the weed pill formula to the lab yes I know I’m not supposed to
the lab yes I know I’m not supposed to
the lab yes I know I’m not supposed to touch the minibar but I’m going to do it
touch the minibar but I’m going to do it
touch the minibar but I’m going to do it you know I don’t even care anyone I’m
you know I don’t even care anyone I’m
you know I don’t even care anyone I’m doing it I’m having the model what a
doing it I’m having the model what a
doing it I’m having the model what a crybaby
crybaby
crybaby Harold I’m just gonna spit this out and
Harold I’m just gonna spit this out and
Harold I’m just gonna spit this out and hippie
hippie
hippie we sold a little product to the cartels
we sold a little product to the cartels
we sold a little product to the cartels but when we cut them off they’ve got a
but when we cut them off they’ve got a
but when we cut them off they’ve got a little angry
pretty good again ma’am really luckily I
pretty good again ma’am really luckily I know a guy I’ve tracked down dictators
know a guy I’ve tracked down dictators
know a guy I’ve tracked down dictators if I can find a guy in middle management
can’t scare me with tales of the big bad
can’t scare me with tales of the big bad cartels and all things work not in
cartels and all things work not in
cartels and all things work not in Mexico Carol Carol looking a Pingo
you really believe in God of course I
you really believe in God of course I believe in God what kind of person does
believe in God what kind of person does
believe in God what kind of person does not believe in ghosts I guess I kind of
not believe in ghosts I guess I kind of
not believe in ghosts I guess I kind of do but not things you can just have to
do but not things you can just have to
do but not things you can just have to get that every trust me I have good
get that every trust me I have good
get that every trust me I have good instincts have I told you I love you yes
instincts have I told you I love you yes
instincts have I told you I love you yes dad you told me like a billion times
done something’s happened you can’t go
done something’s happened you can’t go in there I love my family
in there I love my family
in there I love my family I fail to protect them I’m sorry dr.
I fail to protect them I’m sorry dr.
I fail to protect them I’m sorry dr. Kersey nothing yet so there’s nothing
Kersey nothing yet so there’s nothing
Kersey nothing yet so there’s nothing that I can do is that what you’re saying
that I can do is that what you’re saying
that I can do is that what you’re saying can I have faith
about faith work out for them
about faith work out for them if a man really wants to protect courts
if a man really wants to protect courts
if a man really wants to protect courts his
he has to do is for himself the men who
he has to do is for himself the men who did it
did it
did it are out there I’m gonna hunt them down
are out there I’m gonna hunt them down
are out there I’m gonna hunt them down one by one
we train set at the dock for closed oh
we train set at the dock for closed oh yeah Joey
yeah Joey
yeah Joey yeah you’re not gonna kill me
yeah you’re not gonna kill me
yeah you’re not gonna kill me no Jack is
you gotta call it some crossfire yeah
you gotta call it some crossfire yeah you said next time an ink will being the
you said next time an ink will being the
you said next time an ink will being the lake
lake
lake you are gonna be all right I promise
everybody’s watching this viral video is
everybody’s watching this viral video is this dude right foot taking the law into
this dude right foot taking the law into
this dude right foot taking the law into his own hand is it wrong you’re cocked
his own hand is it wrong you’re cocked
his own hand is it wrong you’re cocked locked and ready to work I’ll say
locked and ready to work I’ll say
locked and ready to work I’ll say someone took my wife everyone involved
someone took my wife everyone involved
someone took my wife everyone involved is going to pay
you look much better getting out
you look much better getting out socializing not so much well whatever
socializing not so much well whatever
socializing not so much well whatever you’re doing keep it up okay I will
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