last summer I was working for a consultant in Midtown it was an
consultant in Midtown it was an
consultant in Midtown it was an objectively crappy job you know you’re
objectively crappy job you know you’re
objectively crappy job you know you’re not the only one right in clarity just
not the only one right in clarity just
not the only one right in clarity just by the end of today could you just tell
by the end of today could you just tell
by the end of today could you just tell the front desk that if my mom calls –
the front desk that if my mom calls –
the front desk that if my mom calls – just um you know tell her that I stepped
just um you know tell her that I stepped
just um you know tell her that I stepped out to lunch or something just for today
out to lunch or something just for today
out to lunch or something just for today until I get a new job I can email you to
until I get a new job I can email you to
until I get a new job I can email you to let you know what I do you know what you
let you know what I do you know what you
let you know what I do you know what you want to do like with your life this is
want to do like with your life this is
want to do like with your life this is David Shapiro I sell weed now David keep
David Shapiro I sell weed now David keep
David Shapiro I sell weed now David keep all your conversations to a minimum you
all your conversations to a minimum you
all your conversations to a minimum you understand me you call me when you need
understand me you call me when you need
understand me you call me when you need all right seem nice one night I met a
all right seem nice one night I met a
all right seem nice one night I met a girl
girl
girl you wanna dance you know I don’t I don’t
you wanna dance you know I don’t I don’t
you wanna dance you know I don’t I don’t really dance that was how I met Kate
really dance that was how I met Kate
really dance that was how I met Kate okay I can’t do this like I think when
okay I can’t do this like I think when
okay I can’t do this like I think when you touched my boob that’s sort of when
you touched my boob that’s sort of when
you touched my boob that’s sort of when I I sort of drew the line sure sure
I I sort of drew the line sure sure
I I sort of drew the line sure sure how am I gonna so all of us could you
how am I gonna so all of us could you
how am I gonna so all of us could you just not sell it and then say that you
just not sell it and then say that you
just not sell it and then say that you did can I also get some of those baggies
did can I also get some of those baggies
did can I also get some of those baggies please you got a lot of jewellery what
please you got a lot of jewellery what
please you got a lot of jewellery what do you I do you think that that is what
do you I do you think that that is what
do you I do you think that that is what you put in the baggage oh yeah that’s
you put in the baggage oh yeah that’s
you put in the baggage oh yeah that’s why I need the baggies is for my career
why I need the baggies is for my career
why I need the baggies is for my career a fertility yeah oh god sorry
a fertility yeah oh god sorry
a fertility yeah oh god sorry everyone’s worried about you because you
everyone’s worried about you because you
everyone’s worried about you because you sell weed on the Internet
sell weed on the Internet
sell weed on the Internet I should probably just got these what
I should probably just got these what
I should probably just got these what are those I don’t know what’s going on
are those I don’t know what’s going on
are those I don’t know what’s going on with you though are you okay
with you though are you okay
with you though are you okay thank you get the check
thank you get the check
thank you get the check separate separate bills I just really
separate separate bills I just really
separate separate bills I just really want the best for you I mean I really
want the best for you I mean I really
want the best for you I mean I really care about you every time we hang out I
care about you every time we hang out I
care about you every time we hang out I feel worried that the DEA is gonna show
feel worried that the DEA is gonna show
feel worried that the DEA is gonna show out the DEA yeah really
out the DEA yeah really
out the DEA yeah really yeah I don’t know what else to do this
yeah I don’t know what else to do this
yeah I don’t know what else to do this is something that I’m glad
is something that I’m glad
is something that I’m glad can’t be a part-time drug dealers um
can’t be a part-time drug dealers um
can’t be a part-time drug dealers um I’ll take blueberries then does it have
I’ll take blueberries then does it have
I’ll take blueberries then does it have like blueberry plant DNA like spliced
like blueberry plant DNA like spliced
like blueberry plant DNA like spliced into it or something no bee
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