Bionic humans zombie Christmas and skyping chimps just because you don’t
skyping chimps just because you don’t
skyping chimps just because you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you so Cody
mean they won’t interest you so Cody
mean they won’t interest you so Cody what’d you think of the competition
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
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dispatch where we give you three cool
dispatch where we give you three cool funny or weird news stories from the
funny or weird news stories from the
funny or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence and I
previous week of human existence and I
previous week of human existence and I forgot to write a clever line so start
forgot to write a clever line so start
forgot to write a clever line so start the video right now not without a court
the video right now not without a court
the video right now not without a court order number three Bionic eyeballs look
order number three Bionic eyeballs look
order number three Bionic eyeballs look I know the skin in the metal parseint
I know the skin in the metal parseint
I know the skin in the metal parseint comforting but it’s not important right
comforting but it’s not important right
comforting but it’s not important right now there’s that one superhero every kid
now there’s that one superhero every kid
now there’s that one superhero every kid grew up hoping to be the Bionic bunny
grew up hoping to be the Bionic bunny
grew up hoping to be the Bionic bunny right Oh Yannick Bunny meets karke bunny
right Oh Yannick Bunny meets karke bunny
right Oh Yannick Bunny meets karke bunny well at least now you can have bionic
well at least now you can have bionic
well at least now you can have bionic eyes an eight minute procedure invented
eyes an eight minute procedure invented
eyes an eight minute procedure invented by Canadian optometrist dr. Garth web
by Canadian optometrist dr. Garth web
by Canadian optometrist dr. Garth web can save you a lifetime of squinting and
can save you a lifetime of squinting and
can save you a lifetime of squinting and lens cleaning my cursors called the
lens cleaning my cursors called the
lens cleaning my cursors called the Occupy on a cleanse this custom-made
Occupy on a cleanse this custom-made
Occupy on a cleanse this custom-made lens has folded like a taco and inserted
lens has folded like a taco and inserted
lens has folded like a taco and inserted into the eye using a saline filled
into the eye using a saline filled
into the eye using a saline filled syringe it unfolds itself and adjusts
syringe it unfolds itself and adjusts
syringe it unfolds itself and adjusts within seconds permanently fixing ones
within seconds permanently fixing ones
within seconds permanently fixing ones eyesight I can see
but you were hoping for bionic limbs
but you were hoping for bionic limbs right due back at least another company
right due back at least another company
right due back at least another company called spring-loaded technology can
called spring-loaded technology can
called spring-loaded technology can bring you some passive Bionic devices
bring you some passive Bionic devices
bring you some passive Bionic devices the result is a line of new braces that
the result is a line of new braces that
the result is a line of new braces that can reduce fatigue while effectively
can reduce fatigue while effectively
can reduce fatigue while effectively enhancing the strength and power of your
enhancing the strength and power of your
enhancing the strength and power of your leg muscles their levitation knee brace
leg muscles their levitation knee brace
leg muscles their levitation knee brace serves as a shock absorption system
serves as a shock absorption system
serves as a shock absorption system being marketed to athletes of any level
being marketed to athletes of any level
being marketed to athletes of any level that have suffered from joint or
that have suffered from joint or
that have suffered from joint or muscular pain apparently it can help you
muscular pain apparently it can help you
muscular pain apparently it can help you move like you are 50 to 100 pounds
move like you are 50 to 100 pounds
move like you are 50 to 100 pounds lighter as well but you’re not fat
lighter as well but you’re not fat
lighter as well but you’re not fat anymore Oh out on the subway day perhaps
anymore Oh out on the subway day perhaps
anymore Oh out on the subway day perhaps the most shocking part though is that
the most shocking part though is that
the most shocking part though is that the levitation knee brace is in no way
the levitation knee brace is in no way
the levitation knee brace is in no way affiliated with chris angel the mind
affiliated with chris angel the mind
affiliated with chris angel the mind freak chris angel was just like
freak chris angel was just like
freak chris angel was just like eliminating like out of nowhere number 2
eliminating like out of nowhere number 2
eliminating like out of nowhere number 2 i’m dreaming of a zombie christmas I’m
i’m dreaming of a zombie christmas I’m
i’m dreaming of a zombie christmas I’m dreaming fishman frankincense myrrh and
dreaming fishman frankincense myrrh and
dreaming fishman frankincense myrrh and brains for the second edition of their
brains for the second edition of their
brains for the second edition of their zombie themed nativity scene Jason and
zombie themed nativity scene Jason and
zombie themed nativity scene Jason and Amanda Dixon constructed a display of
Amanda Dixon constructed a display of
Amanda Dixon constructed a display of dead I’d wise men spooky Christmas music
dead I’d wise men spooky Christmas music
dead I’d wise men spooky Christmas music and a razor tooth baby Jesus I don’t
and a razor tooth baby Jesus I don’t
and a razor tooth baby Jesus I don’t agree with the idea you know it ruffled
agree with the idea you know it ruffled
agree with the idea you know it ruffled the tree skirts of some locals though
the tree skirts of some locals though
the tree skirts of some locals though who left a pamphlet as zombie Jesus’s
who left a pamphlet as zombie Jesus’s
who left a pamphlet as zombie Jesus’s feet reading God frowns upon this manger
feet reading God frowns upon this manger
feet reading God frowns upon this manger scene amen zoning officials in the area
scene amen zoning officials in the area
scene amen zoning officials in the area were not pleased either and gave the
were not pleased either and gave the
were not pleased either and gave the couple a deadline to have the permit
couple a deadline to have the permit
couple a deadline to have the permit list structure taken down the Dixons
list structure taken down the Dixons
list structure taken down the Dixons unconfirmed if related to a Daryl Dixon
unconfirmed if related to a Daryl Dixon
unconfirmed if related to a Daryl Dixon you had just comic opted to ignore the
you had just comic opted to ignore the
you had just comic opted to ignore the deadline however calling the display a
deadline however calling the display a
deadline however calling the display a quote wonderful piece of artwork that
quote wonderful piece of artwork that
quote wonderful piece of artwork that will cost them five hundred dollars for
will cost them five hundred dollars for
will cost them five hundred dollars for every day that it sits on their lawn
every day that it sits on their lawn
every day that it sits on their lawn clearly out of shits to give though I’m
clearly out of shits to give though I’m
clearly out of shits to give though I’m gonna leave it up they’ll be collecting
gonna leave it up they’ll be collecting
gonna leave it up they’ll be collecting donations to improve the structure even
donations to improve the structure even
donations to improve the structure even more for next year’s display and to
more for next year’s display and to
more for next year’s display and to cover any fine faces the zombies may eat
cover any fine faces the zombies may eat
cover any fine faces the zombies may eat ah I mean cover any fines they might
ah I mean cover any fines they might
ah I mean cover any fines they might face from the city people need to know
face from the city people need to know
face from the city people need to know who the hell’s in charge here number one
who the hell’s in charge here number one
who the hell’s in charge here number one salsbury skype
salsbury skype
salsbury skype I can’t see the city life British music
I can’t see the city life British music
I can’t see the city life British music legend Peter Gabriel has had a long and
legend Peter Gabriel has had a long and
legend Peter Gabriel has had a long and prolific career as a frontman of Genesis
prolific career as a frontman of Genesis
prolific career as a frontman of Genesis and as a solo artist
just and shama so it’s only logical that
just and shama so it’s only logical that he takes this next step teaching chips
he takes this next step teaching chips
he takes this next step teaching chips how to internet
it’s part of a project devoted to
it’s part of a project devoted to exploring the remarkable communication
exploring the remarkable communication
exploring the remarkable communication skills of intelligent species like apes
skills of intelligent species like apes
skills of intelligent species like apes dolphins and elephants and seeing if
dolphins and elephants and seeing if
dolphins and elephants and seeing if these skills transfer over to the
these skills transfer over to the
these skills transfer over to the digital world you know that feeling when
digital world you know that feeling when
digital world you know that feeling when you and Bay get separated on a fruit and
you and Bay get separated on a fruit and
you and Bay get separated on a fruit and nut hunt through the jungle Gabriel the
nut hunt through the jungle Gabriel the
nut hunt through the jungle Gabriel the monkey world 8 rescue center and
monkey world 8 rescue center and
monkey world 8 rescue center and massachusetts institute of technology
massachusetts institute of technology
massachusetts institute of technology might have the solution as they plan to
might have the solution as they plan to
might have the solution as they plan to use Skype to see if the internet could
use Skype to see if the internet could
use Skype to see if the internet could have benefits to other species I mean we
have benefits to other species I mean we
have benefits to other species I mean we already know apes can lay down a sick
already know apes can lay down a sick
already know apes can lay down a sick drum fill so who’s to say there wouldn’t
drum fill so who’s to say there wouldn’t
drum fill so who’s to say there wouldn’t be total bosses at skype and how good is
be total bosses at skype and how good is
be total bosses at skype and how good is there trolling game so what other
there trolling game so what other
there trolling game so what other holidays do you want to see zombified
holidays do you want to see zombified
holidays do you want to see zombified this is a bad idea is the only idea if
this is a bad idea is the only idea if
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