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today we’re counting down our picks for yet another top ten pieces of video game
yet another top ten pieces of video game
yet another top ten pieces of video game logic that don’t make any sense for more
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this list we’ll be looking at even more
this list we’ll be looking at even more logical failures throughout video games
logical failures throughout video games
logical failures throughout video games if you don’t see something that you
if you don’t see something that you
if you don’t see something that you think should have been on this list be
think should have been on this list be
think should have been on this list be sure to check out our previous two
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sure to check out our previous two videos on this topic number 10 surviving
videos on this topic number 10 surviving
videos on this topic number 10 surviving the unsurvivable super moves
we get it fighting games are not the
we get it fighting games are not the most realistic titles on the market but
most realistic titles on the market but
most realistic titles on the market but you really have to suspend your
you really have to suspend your
you really have to suspend your disbelief when it comes to surviving
disbelief when it comes to surviving
disbelief when it comes to surviving some of these moves it’s often the case
some of these moves it’s often the case
some of these moves it’s often the case that an opponent will dish out something
that an opponent will dish out something
that an opponent will dish out something which should probably kill you but your
which should probably kill you but your
which should probably kill you but your character will simply pop up and dust
character will simply pop up and dust
character will simply pop up and dust off his shoulders like nothing happened
off his shoulders like nothing happened
off his shoulders like nothing happened Baraka stabs you through the eye and
Baraka stabs you through the eye and
Baraka stabs you through the eye and then shattered your skull shake it off
then shattered your skull shake it off
then shattered your skull shake it off Sephiroth blasts you with a supernova
Sephiroth blasts you with a supernova
Sephiroth blasts you with a supernova suck it up you’ll be fine Aquaman
suck it up you’ll be fine Aquaman
suck it up you’ll be fine Aquaman repeatedly stabs you with a trident and
repeatedly stabs you with a trident and
repeatedly stabs you with a trident and serves you to a shark just a scratch
number 9 healthy or dead we get why you
number 9 healthy or dead we get why you would set an arbitrary number to show
would set an arbitrary number to show
would set an arbitrary number to show your dwindling health but shouldn’t your
your dwindling health but shouldn’t your
your dwindling health but shouldn’t your character react accordingly throughout
character react accordingly throughout
character react accordingly throughout almost every game out there especially
almost every game out there especially
almost every game out there especially those with number based health systems
those with number based health systems
those with number based health systems yeah so basically every game out there
yeah so basically every game out there
yeah so basically every game out there you can be walking on your merry way
you can be walking on your merry way
you can be walking on your merry way with just 1% health but that doesn’t
with just 1% health but that doesn’t
with just 1% health but that doesn’t really make any sense
really make any sense
really make any sense if you only have 1% of your life
if you only have 1% of your life
if you only have 1% of your life remaining shouldn’t you be like on the
remaining shouldn’t you be like on the
remaining shouldn’t you be like on the ground praying for death it doesn’t
ground praying for death it doesn’t
ground praying for death it doesn’t really make sense that you can be
really make sense that you can be
really make sense that you can be destroying demons and humping around on
destroying demons and humping around on
destroying demons and humping around on the walls while you’re a 99% dead and
the walls while you’re a 99% dead and
the walls while you’re a 99% dead and then naturally it’s only one little
then naturally it’s only one little
then naturally it’s only one little scratch which finally does you win not
scratch which finally does you win not
scratch which finally does you win not the grenade that went off in your face
the grenade that went off in your face
the grenade that went off in your face five minutes ago
isn’t it always so convenient that this
isn’t it always so convenient that this massive monstrosity of an unimaginable
massive monstrosity of an unimaginable
massive monstrosity of an unimaginable terror has conveniently placed glowing
terror has conveniently placed glowing
terror has conveniently placed glowing spots all over its body gee I wonder
spots all over its body gee I wonder
spots all over its body gee I wonder what the weak points are hell it doesn’t
what the weak points are hell it doesn’t
what the weak points are hell it doesn’t even need to have glowing parts the
even need to have glowing parts the
even need to have glowing parts the hunters in Halo are sheer brutes of an
hunters in Halo are sheer brutes of an
hunters in Halo are sheer brutes of an enemy which are covered head-to-toe in
enemy which are covered head-to-toe in
enemy which are covered head-to-toe in armor mine is that massive exposed
armor mine is that massive exposed
armor mine is that massive exposed orange back Gannon has a bright blue
orange back Gannon has a bright blue
orange back Gannon has a bright blue tail and mass effect to spinal bas
tail and mass effect to spinal bas
tail and mass effect to spinal bas literally has labeled weak points which
literally has labeled weak points which
literally has labeled weak points which are bright orange lights this just seems
are bright orange lights this just seems
are bright orange lights this just seems like massive evolutionary fails but hey
like massive evolutionary fails but hey
like massive evolutionary fails but hey whatever makes them easier to kill
number seven superhuman bladder
number seven superhuman bladder ah shit here we go again look we get
ah shit here we go again look we get
ah shit here we go again look we get that our characters don’t have to go to
that our characters don’t have to go to
that our characters don’t have to go to the bathroom that would be kind of weird
the bathroom that would be kind of weird
the bathroom that would be kind of weird but ignoring that what is it with these
but ignoring that what is it with these
but ignoring that what is it with these characters in their bladders we guess
characters in their bladders we guess
characters in their bladders we guess they all go to the bathroom whenever the
they all go to the bathroom whenever the
they all go to the bathroom whenever the game is saved and time skips forward or
game is saved and time skips forward or
game is saved and time skips forward or something but still these guys can do a
something but still these guys can do a
something but still these guys can do a ridiculous amount of time between
ridiculous amount of time between
ridiculous amount of time between bathroom breaks but whatever they
bathroom breaks but whatever they
bathroom breaks but whatever they usually just have more important things
usually just have more important things
usually just have more important things to do like saving the world still we
to do like saving the world still we
to do like saving the world still we think that link would probably take a
think that link would probably take a
think that link would probably take a pregame poop before facing Ganon right
pregame poop before facing Ganon right
pregame poop before facing Ganon right [Music]
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[Music] number six oh well I guess he’s gone man
number six oh well I guess he’s gone man
number six oh well I guess he’s gone man they must not be paying these guards
they must not be paying these guards
they must not be paying these guards very well because whatever it is it’s
very well because whatever it is it’s
very well because whatever it is it’s not very much in various games we’re
not very much in various games we’re
not very much in various games we’re thinking particularly stealth games here
thinking particularly stealth games here
thinking particularly stealth games here you can kill a patrolling guard and
you can kill a patrolling guard and
you can kill a patrolling guard and stash his body and no one will really
stash his body and no one will really
stash his body and no one will really care another patrol can walk by and
care another patrol can walk by and
care another patrol can walk by and clearly see that said guard isn’t at his
clearly see that said guard isn’t at his
clearly see that said guard isn’t at his post and they’ll kind of shrug their
post and they’ll kind of shrug their
post and they’ll kind of shrug their shoulders this applies to your character
shoulders this applies to your character
shoulders this applies to your character as well a guard will spot someone who’s
as well a guard will spot someone who’s
as well a guard will spot someone who’s clearly not supposed to be there
clearly not supposed to be there
clearly not supposed to be there sneaking around with a weapon and what
sneaking around with a weapon and what
sneaking around with a weapon and what do they do they’ll investigate for like
do they do they’ll investigate for like
do they do they’ll investigate for like 30 seconds and if they don’t find yet
30 seconds and if they don’t find yet
30 seconds and if they don’t find yet you just ignore it and pretend like
you just ignore it and pretend like
you just ignore it and pretend like nothing happened
nothing happened
nothing happened talk about inept must be my imagination
talk about inept must be my imagination
talk about inept must be my imagination number five areas inexplicably blocked
here you are traveling through a massive
here you are traveling through a massive world complete with fire shooting
world complete with fire shooting
world complete with fire shooting abilities and a 50 ton sword on your
abilities and a 50 ton sword on your
abilities and a 50 ton sword on your shoulders and then you come across a
shoulders and then you come across a
shoulders and then you come across a locked would endure what did you do
locked would endure what did you do
locked would endure what did you do bring down the door with your sword do
bring down the door with your sword do
bring down the door with your sword do you burn it down do you mount the
you burn it down do you mount the
you burn it down do you mount the padlock with your bare hands that shoot
padlock with your bare hands that shoot
padlock with your bare hands that shoot fire now you’ve got to turn around and
fire now you’ve got to turn around and
fire now you’ve got to turn around and forget that door exists because the game
forget that door exists because the game
forget that door exists because the game does not want you going in there this is
does not want you going in there this is
does not want you going in there this is the case in many many seemingly open
the case in many many seemingly open
the case in many many seemingly open world but not quite open world games and
world but not quite open world games and
world but not quite open world games and it’s equal parts hilarious and
it’s equal parts hilarious and
it’s equal parts hilarious and frustrating I have a rocket launcher
frustrating I have a rocket launcher
frustrating I have a rocket launcher that can destroy entire buildings and I
that can destroy entire buildings and I
that can destroy entire buildings and I have defeated literal giant demons but
have defeated literal giant demons but
have defeated literal giant demons but this locked door too much for me
number four food never spoils what is
number four food never spoils what is this food made out of not only does it
this food made out of not only does it
this food made out of not only does it never spoil or run but you can eat it
never spoil or run but you can eat it
never spoil or run but you can eat it and sometimes heal potentially fatal
and sometimes heal potentially fatal
and sometimes heal potentially fatal wounds besides all that everyone knows
wounds besides all that everyone knows
wounds besides all that everyone knows that a wheel of cheese you just found in
that a wheel of cheese you just found in
that a wheel of cheese you just found in the garbage makes for good eats right
the garbage makes for good eats right
the garbage makes for good eats right leave the monsters in this decrepit
leave the monsters in this decrepit
leave the monsters in this decrepit cobweb infested castle leave perfectly
cobweb infested castle leave perfectly
cobweb infested castle leave perfectly fresh curtains of milk laying around –
fresh curtains of milk laying around –
fresh curtains of milk laying around – and hey a century-old bottle of Cola is
and hey a century-old bottle of Cola is
and hey a century-old bottle of Cola is still refreshing so you’ve been injured
still refreshing so you’ve been injured
still refreshing so you’ve been injured by a dragon no problem just eat 28
by a dragon no problem just eat 28
by a dragon no problem just eat 28 apples and you’re gonna be good to go
apples and you’re gonna be good to go
apples and you’re gonna be good to go you need something yes
you need something yes
you need something yes number three super humans can’t control
number three super humans can’t control
number three super humans can’t control recoil here you are clad in a heavily
recoil here you are clad in a heavily
recoil here you are clad in a heavily advanced piece of technology which lets
advanced piece of technology which lets
advanced piece of technology which lets you jump into the air gives you
you jump into the air gives you
you jump into the air gives you superhuman speed and lets you flip an
superhuman speed and lets you flip an
superhuman speed and lets you flip an appended tank with your bare hands what
appended tank with your bare hands what
appended tank with your bare hands what in the world can stop you we ask well
in the world can stop you we ask well
in the world can stop you we ask well gun recoil as it turns out in various
gun recoil as it turns out in various
gun recoil as it turns out in various games where you’re wearing power armor
games where you’re wearing power armor
games where you’re wearing power armor you can partake in some extremely
you can partake in some extremely
you can partake in some extremely superhuman feats of strength and yet you
superhuman feats of strength and yet you
superhuman feats of strength and yet you still can’t control the kickback on your
still can’t control the kickback on your
still can’t control the kickback on your weapon
weapon
weapon I guess the tanks are flipping are made
I guess the tanks are flipping are made
I guess the tanks are flipping are made of plastic or maybe that gun just really
of plastic or maybe that gun just really
of plastic or maybe that gun just really kicks hard
number two computer hacking requires
number two computer hacking requires solving puzzles the police reacted much
solving puzzles the police reacted much
solving puzzles the police reacted much faster than I thought we don’t know what
faster than I thought we don’t know what
faster than I thought we don’t know what it is about computer hacking but the
it is about computer hacking but the
it is about computer hacking but the entertainment business just can’t seem
entertainment business just can’t seem
entertainment business just can’t seem to get it right in movies and TV shows
to get it right in movies and TV shows
to get it right in movies and TV shows hacking into a computer requires a lot
hacking into a computer requires a lot
hacking into a computer requires a lot of jargon and furious typing but in
of jargon and furious typing but in
of jargon and furious typing but in video games it requires somewhat simple
video games it requires somewhat simple
video games it requires somewhat simple puzzles for some inexplicable reason
puzzles for some inexplicable reason
puzzles for some inexplicable reason sometimes it’s just a weird pattern or
sometimes it’s just a weird pattern or
sometimes it’s just a weird pattern or color based puzzle that you must
color based puzzle that you must
color based puzzle that you must complete other times like in bioshock
complete other times like in bioshock
complete other times like in bioshock hacking into a security camera means you
hacking into a security camera means you
hacking into a security camera means you need to complete a puzzle involving
need to complete a puzzle involving
need to complete a puzzle involving elbow tiles and a stream of liquid earth
elbow tiles and a stream of liquid earth
elbow tiles and a stream of liquid earth I don’t know we’re not exactly wiki
I don’t know we’re not exactly wiki
I don’t know we’re not exactly wiki leaks over here but I don’t think this
leaks over here but I don’t think this
leaks over here but I don’t think this is what hacking is like number one where
is what hacking is like number one where
is what hacking is like number one where do all those items go this has been a
do all those items go this has been a
do all those items go this has been a joke amongst gamers for decades now we
joke amongst gamers for decades now we
joke amongst gamers for decades now we still really don’t have an answer to the
still really don’t have an answer to the
still really don’t have an answer to the tantalizing question how are you
tantalizing question how are you
tantalizing question how are you carrying all that stuff dude the classic
carrying all that stuff dude the classic
carrying all that stuff dude the classic example of this is in Grand Theft Auto
example of this is in Grand Theft Auto
example of this is in Grand Theft Auto as you can simply just pull an RPG out
as you can simply just pull an RPG out
as you can simply just pull an RPG out of thin air wait a second where do that
of thin air wait a second where do that
of thin air wait a second where do that come from how about open-world games
come from how about open-world games
come from how about open-world games like Skyrim or Zelda where you can
like Skyrim or Zelda where you can
like Skyrim or Zelda where you can seemingly squeeze hundreds of pounds of
seemingly squeeze hundreds of pounds of
seemingly squeeze hundreds of pounds of items including swords armor and books
items including swords armor and books
items including swords armor and books inside your pockets unless the
inside your pockets unless the
inside your pockets unless the characters have some kind of magical
characters have some kind of magical
characters have some kind of magical endless backpack on hands we’re calling
endless backpack on hands we’re calling
endless backpack on hands we’re calling BS on this one
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