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When Action Heroes Go Soft


they’ve entertained us with over-the-top

they’ve entertained us with over-the-top action and violence but for some reason

action and violence but for some reason

action and violence but for some reason they have decided to star in

they have decided to star in

they have decided to star in family-friendly kids movies welcome to

family-friendly kids movies welcome to

family-friendly kids movies welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking

watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking

watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking a look at what happens when a Hollywood

a look at what happens when a Hollywood

a look at what happens when a Hollywood action star gets domesticated

Hollywood is full of action stars who

Hollywood is full of action stars who maximize their skill set by blasting

maximize their skill set by blasting

maximize their skill set by blasting away bad guys one of the film industry’s

away bad guys one of the film industry’s

away bad guys one of the film industry’s more disturbing trends is when these

more disturbing trends is when these

more disturbing trends is when these action heroes find themselves on the

action heroes find themselves on the

action heroes find themselves on the losing end of temptation to gain wider

losing end of temptation to gain wider

losing end of temptation to gain wider box office appeal and they have proven

box office appeal and they have proven

box office appeal and they have proven time and time again that they aren’t

time and time again that they aren’t

time and time again that they aren’t beneath embarrassing themselves in

beneath embarrassing themselves in

beneath embarrassing themselves in devilishly elaborate ways perhaps the

devilishly elaborate ways perhaps the

devilishly elaborate ways perhaps the earliest example of this phenomenon is

earliest example of this phenomenon is

earliest example of this phenomenon is the 1978 action film every which way but

the 1978 action film every which way but

the 1978 action film every which way but loose this film took the hard-nosed

loose this film took the hard-nosed

loose this film took the hard-nosed Clint Eastwood and partnered him with an

Clint Eastwood and partnered him with an

Clint Eastwood and partnered him with an orangutan named Clyde while not marketed

orangutan named Clyde while not marketed

orangutan named Clyde while not marketed as a kid’s film per se it did reach a

as a kid’s film per se it did reach a

as a kid’s film per se it did reach a wide crowd especially since it perfectly

wide crowd especially since it perfectly

wide crowd especially since it perfectly mixed Eastwood’s gruffness with a new

mixed Eastwood’s gruffness with a new

mixed Eastwood’s gruffness with a new sense of lightheartedness by despite

sense of lightheartedness by despite

sense of lightheartedness by despite this early success it wasn’t until ivan

this early success it wasn’t until ivan

this early success it wasn’t until ivan reitman x’ offbeat comedy Kindergarten

reitman x’ offbeat comedy Kindergarten

reitman x’ offbeat comedy Kindergarten Cop that this genre shift was seen as a

Cop that this genre shift was seen as a

Cop that this genre shift was seen as a genuine career boosting technique as a

genuine career boosting technique as a

genuine career boosting technique as a pissed-off detective named John Kimble

pissed-off detective named John Kimble

pissed-off detective named John Kimble Arnold Schwarzenegger went undercover as

Arnold Schwarzenegger went undercover as

Arnold Schwarzenegger went undercover as a kindergarten teacher in order to get a

a kindergarten teacher in order to get a

a kindergarten teacher in order to get a drug dealers wife to testify

drug dealers wife to testify

drug dealers wife to testify surprisingly the film drew in over 200

surprisingly the film drew in over 200

surprisingly the film drew in over 200 million dollars

million dollars

million dollars despite its shoestring budget

despite its shoestring budget

despite its shoestring budget unfortunately Arnie’s decision to go

unfortunately Arnie’s decision to go

unfortunately Arnie’s decision to go full circle and give birth in jr.

full circle and give birth in jr.

full circle and give birth in jr. succeeded in putting off even his most

succeeded in putting off even his most

succeeded in putting off even his most devout fans undisguised

devout fans undisguised

devout fans undisguised he later exploited the holiday spirit in

he later exploited the holiday spirit in

he later exploited the holiday spirit in jingle all the way

jingle all the way

jingle all the way as a father going to great lengths to

as a father going to great lengths to

as a father going to great lengths to buy his son a popular toy I’m not a

buy his son a popular toy I’m not a

buy his son a popular toy I’m not a pervert I just was looking for trouble

pervert I just was looking for trouble

pervert I just was looking for trouble and all by this time the floodgates had

and all by this time the floodgates had

and all by this time the floodgates had opened and a vast array of action stars

opened and a vast array of action stars

opened and a vast array of action stars had chosen to enter the family-friendly

had chosen to enter the family-friendly

had chosen to enter the family-friendly arena

arena

arena these included professional wrestler

these included professional wrestler

these included professional wrestler Hulk Hogan who starred in not one but

Hulk Hogan who starred in not one but

Hulk Hogan who starred in not one but several kid-friendly flicks among his

several kid-friendly flicks among his

several kid-friendly flicks among his many attempts to redefine himself as a

many attempts to redefine himself as a

many attempts to redefine himself as a hero for the family where 1991’s

hero for the family where 1991’s

hero for the family where 1991’s suburban commando and 1993’s mr. nanny

suburban commando and 1993’s mr. nanny

suburban commando and 1993’s mr. nanny in which he was a bodyguard to a CEOs

in which he was a bodyguard to a CEOs

in which he was a bodyguard to a CEOs children if that film proved anything

children if that film proved anything

children if that film proved anything it’s that not even a wrestler could pull

it’s that not even a wrestler could pull

it’s that not even a wrestler could pull off wearing ballerina tights may I offer

off wearing ballerina tights may I offer

off wearing ballerina tights may I offer you tea

you tea

you tea perhaps watercress sandwich knock it off

perhaps watercress sandwich knock it off

perhaps watercress sandwich knock it off yeah meanwhile Joe Pesci was an actor

yeah meanwhile Joe Pesci was an actor

yeah meanwhile Joe Pesci was an actor whose claim to fame was brutally

whose claim to fame was brutally

whose claim to fame was brutally murdering people in Scorsese films he

murdering people in Scorsese films he

murdering people in Scorsese films he changed this by playing an inept burglar

changed this by playing an inept burglar

changed this by playing an inept burglar in not one but two home alone films

in not one but two home alone films

in not one but two home alone films what’s even more unbelievable is that he

what’s even more unbelievable is that he

what’s even more unbelievable is that he handled the slapstick with dignity you

handled the slapstick with dignity you

handled the slapstick with dignity you guys give up oh yeah thirsty for more

guys give up oh yeah thirsty for more

guys give up oh yeah thirsty for more sadly the same cannot be said for

sadly the same cannot be said for

sadly the same cannot be said for martial arts legend Chuck Norris he

martial arts legend Chuck Norris he

martial arts legend Chuck Norris he decided to match his tough-guy persona

decided to match his tough-guy persona

decided to match his tough-guy persona with a shaggy dog in the disney canine

with a shaggy dog in the disney canine

with a shaggy dog in the disney canine buddy cop comedy top dog it’s hot enough

buddy cop comedy top dog it’s hot enough

buddy cop comedy top dog it’s hot enough that the bad guys in the movie were

that the bad guys in the movie were

that the bad guys in the movie were white supremacists but what’s up with

white supremacists but what’s up with

white supremacists but what’s up with the film’s posters if you thought Norris

the film’s posters if you thought Norris

the film’s posters if you thought Norris was the only martial artist seduced by

was the only martial artist seduced by

was the only martial artist seduced by the genre think again over a decade

the genre think again over a decade

the genre think again over a decade later Jackie Chan got sucked into

later Jackie Chan got sucked into

later Jackie Chan got sucked into starring in the babysitter with a twist

starring in the babysitter with a twist

starring in the babysitter with a twist situational comedy The Spy Next Door

situational comedy The Spy Next Door

situational comedy The Spy Next Door this set off a string of several similar

this set off a string of several similar

this set off a string of several similar attempts however if one action star

attempts however if one action star

attempts however if one action star could be said to have inherited the

could be said to have inherited the

could be said to have inherited the genre it’s Dwayne the rock Johnson once

genre it’s Dwayne the rock Johnson once

genre it’s Dwayne the rock Johnson once thought to be the man destined to own

thought to be the man destined to own

thought to be the man destined to own the action genre

Duane has instead chosen to kiss Steve

Duane has instead chosen to kiss Steve Carrell and get smart perform ballet in

Carrell and get smart perform ballet in

Carrell and get smart perform ballet in the game plan drive alien kids around

the game plan drive alien kids around

the game plan drive alien kids around and race to Witch Mountain and take the

and race to Witch Mountain and take the

and race to Witch Mountain and take the genre to the next level

genre to the next level

genre to the next level by becoming the tooth fairy is it pure

by becoming the tooth fairy is it pure

by becoming the tooth fairy is it pure boredom of firing heavy artillery and

boredom of firing heavy artillery and

boredom of firing heavy artillery and spouting kick-ass one-liners over and

spouting kick-ass one-liners over and

spouting kick-ass one-liners over and over again or is this phenomenon proof

over again or is this phenomenon proof

over again or is this phenomenon proof that tough guys are sensitive and want

that tough guys are sensitive and want

that tough guys are sensitive and want to appeal to more than their usual

to appeal to more than their usual

to appeal to more than their usual all-male demographic

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