weaponized kpop mail-order tumors and literal trouser snakes so 3 choice for
literal trouser snakes so 3 choice for
literal trouser snakes so 3 choice for Willie or John Thomas who live your
Willie or John Thomas who live your
Willie or John Thomas who live your one-eyed trouser snake just because you
one-eyed trouser snake just because you
one-eyed trouser snake just because you don’t need to know about these stories
don’t need to know about these stories
don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you really welcome to watchmojo.com and this
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stories this week we’re looking at korean music wars tumor deliveries and
korean music wars tumor deliveries and
korean music wars tumor deliveries and sneaky pants stuffers and she’s amazing
sneaky pants stuffers and she’s amazing
sneaky pants stuffers and she’s amazing especially her work with the one-eyed
especially her work with the one-eyed
especially her work with the one-eyed trouser snake which she did a few years
trouser snake which she did a few years
trouser snake which she did a few years ago number three the Python pants thief
when I want something my first thought
when I want something my first thought is how can I steal this my second
is how can I steal this my second
is how can I steal this my second thought is does it fit in my pants
thought is does it fit in my pants
thought is does it fit in my pants holding it between her legs she calmly
holding it between her legs she calmly
holding it between her legs she calmly leaves with her pals that’s not at all
leaves with her pals that’s not at all
leaves with her pals that’s not at all true but for this Portland man who looks
true but for this Portland man who looks
true but for this Portland man who looks like ad hardy dressed him in 2008 that
like ad hardy dressed him in 2008 that
like ad hardy dressed him in 2008 that seems to be the case surveillance
seems to be the case surveillance
seems to be the case surveillance footage shows the suspect walk in pull
footage shows the suspect walk in pull
footage shows the suspect walk in pull the snake out of its snake tank and
the snake out of its snake tank and
the snake out of its snake tank and thrust it to his down below co-owner of
thrust it to his down below co-owner of
thrust it to his down below co-owner of the store Christian bugin says that
the store Christian bugin says that
the store Christian bugin says that black ball pythons fancy warm dark
black ball pythons fancy warm dark
black ball pythons fancy warm dark places so quote he was probably pretty
places so quote he was probably pretty
places so quote he was probably pretty comfortable in there granted he was face
comfortable in there granted he was face
comfortable in there granted he was face to face with a trouser snake but surely
to face with a trouser snake but surely
to face with a trouser snake but surely more comfortable than our crotch stuffer
more comfortable than our crotch stuffer
more comfortable than our crotch stuffer not that we care about his comfort the
not that we care about his comfort the
not that we care about his comfort the theme is very lucky that it wasn’t
theme is very lucky that it wasn’t
theme is very lucky that it wasn’t feeding day that being said we don’t
feeding day that being said we don’t
feeding day that being said we don’t know whether the snakes dealer received
know whether the snakes dealer received
know whether the snakes dealer received a few bites for his troubles but we kind
a few bites for his troubles but we kind
a few bites for his troubles but we kind of doubt it because you know real
of doubt it because you know real
of doubt it because you know real recognize real snake recognizes snake
recognize real snake recognizes snake
recognize real snake recognizes snake you get there are so many good jokes
you get there are so many good jokes
you get there are so many good jokes that we just can’t do it on a family
that we just can’t do it on a family
that we just can’t do it on a family program price or so use your imagination
program price or so use your imagination
program price or so use your imagination number two the case of the Kindle tumor
number two the case of the Kindle tumor
number two the case of the Kindle tumor human edition so obviously your friends
human edition so obviously your friends
human edition so obviously your friends picked up the wrong package when they
picked up the wrong package when they
picked up the wrong package when they bundled me out here in the car UK
bundled me out here in the car UK
bundled me out here in the car UK resident James Parton was likely
resident James Parton was likely
resident James Parton was likely surprised by the appearance of his
surprised by the appearance of his
surprised by the appearance of his brand-new ereader that arrived this week
brand-new ereader that arrived this week
brand-new ereader that arrived this week instead of the sleek
instead of the sleek
instead of the sleek Bruntlett display and waterproof design
Bruntlett display and waterproof design
Bruntlett display and waterproof design he was expecting he received a small box
he was expecting he received a small box
he was expecting he received a small box with text on it reading patient tumor
with text on it reading patient tumor
with text on it reading patient tumor specimen enclosed two yes me yes hey
specimen enclosed two yes me yes hey
specimen enclosed two yes me yes hey that that that doesn’t make them safe
that that that doesn’t make them safe
that that that doesn’t make them safe puttan use deductive reasoning and
puttan use deductive reasoning and
puttan use deductive reasoning and cunning logic to determine that this
cunning logic to determine that this
cunning logic to determine that this water phi e reader wasn’t an e-reader at
water phi e reader wasn’t an e-reader at
water phi e reader wasn’t an e-reader at all and was in fact a human tumor bring
all and was in fact a human tumor bring
all and was in fact a human tumor bring on the obligatory arnie quote it’s not a
on the obligatory arnie quote it’s not a
on the obligatory arnie quote it’s not a tumah teratoma at all originally
tumah teratoma at all originally
tumah teratoma at all originally intended for the Royal Free Hospital in
intended for the Royal Free Hospital in
intended for the Royal Free Hospital in London the package arrived at cottons
London the package arrived at cottons
London the package arrived at cottons home undoubtedly a silly mistake by the
home undoubtedly a silly mistake by the
home undoubtedly a silly mistake by the courier service huh that never happens
courier service huh that never happens
courier service huh that never happens just throws the package this was a four
just throws the package this was a four
just throws the package this was a four thousand dollar piece of electronics
thousand dollar piece of electronics
thousand dollar piece of electronics luckily they swiftly fix the mistake and
luckily they swiftly fix the mistake and
luckily they swiftly fix the mistake and part and receive the correct delivery
part and receive the correct delivery
part and receive the correct delivery the following Monday we’re sure he was
the following Monday we’re sure he was
the following Monday we’re sure he was relieved as the warm bubble bath and
relieved as the warm bubble bath and
relieved as the warm bubble bath and aromatic candles he had prepared in
aromatic candles he had prepared in
aromatic candles he had prepared in anticipation of his new ereader probably
anticipation of his new ereader probably
anticipation of his new ereader probably didn’t pairs nicely with a tumor
didn’t pairs nicely with a tumor
didn’t pairs nicely with a tumor specimen when I squeeze you you make
specimen when I squeeze you you make
specimen when I squeeze you you make noise number one Korean pop goes the
noise number one Korean pop goes the
noise number one Korean pop goes the world the North Koreans used American
world the North Koreans used American
world the North Koreans used American POWs during their brainwashing spirits
POWs during their brainwashing spirits
POWs during their brainwashing spirits brainwashing has lifted Kim Jong Un’s
brainwashing has lifted Kim Jong Un’s
brainwashing has lifted Kim Jong Un’s family to God like levels as they try to
family to God like levels as they try to
family to God like levels as they try to deny Western influences on their society
deny Western influences on their society
deny Western influences on their society so when the sugary sweet sounds of kpop
so when the sugary sweet sounds of kpop
so when the sugary sweet sounds of kpop come blaring over the border it
come blaring over the border it
come blaring over the border it complicates things a low-tech response
complicates things a low-tech response
complicates things a low-tech response to North Korea’s non-sanctioned nuclear
to North Korea’s non-sanctioned nuclear
to North Korea’s non-sanctioned nuclear testing earlier this month South Korean
testing earlier this month South Korean
testing earlier this month South Korean officials have installed a fleet of
officials have installed a fleet of
officials have installed a fleet of loudspeakers along the border that
loudspeakers along the border that
loudspeakers along the border that projects sound for two to six hours a
projects sound for two to six hours a
projects sound for two to six hours a day depending on who has the aux cord
day depending on who has the aux cord
day depending on who has the aux cord the broadcasts can consist of weather
the broadcasts can consist of weather
the broadcasts can consist of weather reports world news something you don’t
reports world news something you don’t
reports world news something you don’t get at North Korea discussions of
get at North Korea discussions of
get at North Korea discussions of democracy and human rights and the ever
democracy and human rights and the ever
democracy and human rights and the ever popular k-pop bang bang bang yeah that’s
popular k-pop bang bang bang yeah that’s
popular k-pop bang bang bang yeah that’s not allowed in North Korea either
the hope is that the prolonged exposure
the hope is that the prolonged exposure to this foreign media will have a
to this foreign media will have a
to this foreign media will have a transformative effect on the North
transformative effect on the North
transformative effect on the North Korean citizens loosening the state’s
Korean citizens loosening the state’s
Korean citizens loosening the state’s influence on them feedback from North
influence on them feedback from North
influence on them feedback from North Korea is minimal however there seems to
Korea is minimal however there seems to
Korea is minimal however there seems to be a call for more cowbell so what other
be a call for more cowbell so what other
be a call for more cowbell so what other countries could use a blast of kpop
countries could use a blast of kpop
countries could use a blast of kpop wait okay before if you want to suggest
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