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Waste of a Marketing Degree


yeah I know you’re a nonprofit

yeah I know you’re a nonprofit organization I read that under the thing

organization I read that under the thing

organization I read that under the thing I’m not an idiot

I’m not an idiot

I’m not an idiot if I hear donated ad space donated

if I hear donated ad space donated

if I hear donated ad space donated another time today I swear to god no a

another time today I swear to god no a

another time today I swear to god no a vulture no I’m not that thank you for

vulture no I’m not that thank you for

vulture no I’m not that thank you for asking though yeah well you have a nice

asking though yeah well you have a nice

asking though yeah well you have a nice day needy children of America hey guys

day needy children of America hey guys

day needy children of America hey guys this is sell wheat or not okay

this is sell wheat or not okay

this is sell wheat or not okay hi may I please speak to the advertising

hi may I please speak to the advertising

hi may I please speak to the advertising department please this is Steve from the

department please this is Steve from the

department please this is Steve from the Sunday store he’s expecting my call

Sunday store he’s expecting my call

Sunday store he’s expecting my call yeah Steve the Shawn understand whatever

yeah Steve the Shawn understand whatever

yeah Steve the Shawn understand whatever he’s more familiar with yeah that’s us

he’s more familiar with yeah that’s us

he’s more familiar with yeah that’s us me Sam is short for us

me Sam is short for us

me Sam is short for us Samantha hi there are you interested in

Samantha hi there are you interested in

Samantha hi there are you interested in advertising of the nation’s most read

advertising of the nation’s most read

advertising of the nation’s most read newspaper with those children really

newspaper with those children really

newspaper with those children really need is to tell their story through some

need is to tell their story through some

need is to tell their story through some good and quality marketing we have a

good and quality marketing we have a

good and quality marketing we have a reader population of listen I know their

reader population of listen I know their

reader population of listen I know their core but they can’t expect a handout all

core but they can’t expect a handout all

core but they can’t expect a handout all the time

hi mom I’m sick of hearing of Eddie and

hi mom I’m sick of hearing of Eddie and his law firm doctor of law your

his law firm doctor of law your

his law firm doctor of law your marketing American Federation all right

marketing American Federation all right

marketing American Federation all right there this is Steve from the Sun grape

there this is Steve from the Sun grape

there this is Steve from the Sun grape store our rates start at I know your

store our rates start at I know your

store our rates start at I know your nonprofit no I can’t offer you donated

nonprofit no I can’t offer you donated

nonprofit no I can’t offer you donated that space is that what you’re gonna ask

that space is that what you’re gonna ask

that space is that what you’re gonna ask I can’t do

I can’t do

I can’t do they’re listening are you having trouble

they’re listening are you having trouble

they’re listening are you having trouble reading the words that I’m speaking to

reading the words that I’m speaking to

reading the words that I’m speaking to you we’re a newspaper profitable but

you we’re a newspaper profitable but

you we’re a newspaper profitable but important to offer people that know how

important to offer people that know how

important to offer people that know how to read you’re begging is making you

to read you’re begging is making you

to read you’re begging is making you illiterate I’ll talk to your wife real

illiterate I’ll talk to your wife real

illiterate I’ll talk to your wife real original you just spoke to the guy I

original you just spoke to the guy I

original you just spoke to the guy I talked to earlier Steve get home

hi is this gentle pace soup kitchen yeah

hi is this gentle pace soup kitchen yeah the same guy from one day still not

the same guy from one day still not

the same guy from one day still not interested I see can I just ask you a

interested I see can I just ask you a

interested I see can I just ask you a question what are you serving for lunch

question what are you serving for lunch

question what are you serving for lunch today

today

today Oh with the bread crumbs until when no

Oh with the bread crumbs until when no

Oh with the bread crumbs until when no thanks I’ll show them a Fulcher shut up

thanks I’ll show them a Fulcher shut up

thanks I’ll show them a Fulcher shut up Steve

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