Trump’s flunk Isis bouncy castles and vagina pods a music is life just because
vagina pods a music is life just because
vagina pods a music is life just because you don’t need to know about these
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this week we’re looking at Trump Isis
this week we’re looking at Trump Isis and mp3 players for vaginas but join
and mp3 players for vaginas but join
and mp3 players for vaginas but join number three Trump’s geography flunk I’m
number three Trump’s geography flunk I’m
number three Trump’s geography flunk I’m doing well in Iowa I’m doing well all
doing well in Iowa I’m doing well all
doing well in Iowa I’m doing well all over the place actually I know the two
over the place actually I know the two
over the place actually I know the two years leading up to the American
years leading up to the American
years leading up to the American presidential elections is a grind
presidential elections is a grind
presidential elections is a grind Americans and even us non Americans are
Americans and even us non Americans are
Americans and even us non Americans are constantly bombarded by polls colorful
constantly bombarded by polls colorful
constantly bombarded by polls colorful commentary and oftentimes boring debates
but at least this year for better or
but at least this year for better or worse we have the Donald debuted his
worse we have the Donald debuted his
worse we have the Donald debuted his first presidential campaign TV ad this
first presidential campaign TV ad this
first presidential campaign TV ad this week and he’ll stop illegal immigration
week and he’ll stop illegal immigration
week and he’ll stop illegal immigration by building a wall on our southern
by building a wall on our southern
by building a wall on our southern border that Mexico will pay for within
border that Mexico will pay for within
border that Mexico will pay for within it Trump shows a great clip illustrating
it Trump shows a great clip illustrating
it Trump shows a great clip illustrating just how many people he can stop at the
just how many people he can stop at the
just how many people he can stop at the us-mexican border with his Great Wall of
us-mexican border with his Great Wall of
us-mexican border with his Great Wall of Trump problem is it’s not the US and
Trump problem is it’s not the US and
Trump problem is it’s not the US and Mexican border sorry Donny the clip
Mexican border sorry Donny the clip
Mexican border sorry Donny the clip actually shows sub-saharan Africans
actually shows sub-saharan Africans
actually shows sub-saharan Africans trying to cross the moroccan border into
trying to cross the moroccan border into
trying to cross the moroccan border into the spanish enclave of malia in northern
the spanish enclave of malia in northern
the spanish enclave of malia in northern Africa I think it would be fair to say
Africa I think it would be fair to say
Africa I think it would be fair to say you’re fired to his video team but let’s
you’re fired to his video team but let’s
you’re fired to his video team but let’s be honest it’s not the first time he’s
be honest it’s not the first time he’s
be honest it’s not the first time he’s done this he’s been fooling us all with
done this he’s been fooling us all with
done this he’s been fooling us all with his hairline for ages I don’t wear it to
his hairline for ages I don’t wear it to
his hairline for ages I don’t wear it to pay it’s my hair I swear number two Isis
pay it’s my hair I swear number two Isis
pay it’s my hair I swear number two Isis and bouncy castles we want Islamic law
and bouncy castles we want Islamic law
and bouncy castles we want Islamic law on earth we answer to no one Isis
on earth we answer to no one Isis
on earth we answer to no one Isis militants could be local extremists
militants could be local extremists
militants could be local extremists former members of al-qaeda or immigrants
former members of al-qaeda or immigrants
former members of al-qaeda or immigrants converted to the ISIS cause apparently
converted to the ISIS cause apparently
converted to the ISIS cause apparently according to their latest propaganda /
according to their latest propaganda /
according to their latest propaganda / execution video former bouncy castle
execution video former bouncy castle
execution video former bouncy castle salesmen are suitable candidates as well
salesmen are suitable candidates as well
salesmen are suitable candidates as well how strange it is that a leader of a
how strange it is that a leader of a
how strange it is that a leader of a small island threatens us with a handful
small island threatens us with a handful
small island threatens us with a handful of planes it has been speculated by UK
of planes it has been speculated by UK
of planes it has been speculated by UK security officials that the masked man
security officials that the masked man
security officials that the masked man in the video was Siddharth Adar
in the video was Siddharth Adar
in the video was Siddharth Adar originally a Hindu man from East London
originally a Hindu man from East London
originally a Hindu man from East London who converted to Islam and fled to Syria
who converted to Islam and fled to Syria
who converted to Islam and fled to Syria in 2014 now using the name Abu room asa
in 2014 now using the name Abu room asa
in 2014 now using the name Abu room asa the suspect is a father of four who had
the suspect is a father of four who had
the suspect is a father of four who had been arrested on suspicion of
been arrested on suspicion of
been arrested on suspicion of encouraging terrorism and extremism
encouraging terrorism and extremism
encouraging terrorism and extremism previous to this he ran a business in
previous to this he ran a business in
previous to this he ran a business in London renting bouncy castles for
London renting bouncy castles for
London renting bouncy castles for children’s parties he’s also the guy who
children’s parties he’s also the guy who
children’s parties he’s also the guy who wrote a lonely planet style guide of
wrote a lonely planet style guide of
wrote a lonely planet style guide of Isis boasting about the quality of
Isis boasting about the quality of
Isis boasting about the quality of coffee and chocolate available to the
coffee and chocolate available to the
coffee and chocolate available to the soldiers Snickers KitKat bounty Twix yes
soldiers Snickers KitKat bounty Twix yes
soldiers Snickers KitKat bounty Twix yes yes we have it all I wonder if he’s
yes we have it all I wonder if he’s
yes we have it all I wonder if he’s added to that guy that they’re now
added to that guy that they’re now
added to that guy that they’re now enjoying the plush amenities of a rubber
enjoying the plush amenities of a rubber
enjoying the plush amenities of a rubber castle inflated to optimal size
bouncy thing to do number one iPods for
bouncy thing to do number one iPods for the unborn I knew it was gonna be a
the unborn I knew it was gonna be a
the unborn I knew it was gonna be a great day today I heard our song on the
great day today I heard our song on the
great day today I heard our song on the radio this morning we gonna saw a lot of
radio this morning we gonna saw a lot of
radio this morning we gonna saw a lot of couples will tell you this is our song
couples will tell you this is our song
couples will tell you this is our song yeah well thanks the Spanish company
yeah well thanks the Spanish company
yeah well thanks the Spanish company baby pod babies can now have their song
baby pod babies can now have their song
baby pod babies can now have their song too after the 16th week of pregnancy the
too after the 16th week of pregnancy the
too after the 16th week of pregnancy the small pink device can be inserted into
small pink device can be inserted into
small pink device can be inserted into the vagina and plays music via an app
the vagina and plays music via an app
the vagina and plays music via an app actually it was the first I mean the
actually it was the first I mean the
actually it was the first I mean the first time I experienced something like
first time I experienced something like
first time I experienced something like that it was really amazing unlike
that it was really amazing unlike
that it was really amazing unlike several speakers on the market that
several speakers on the market that
several speakers on the market that simply latch onto the stomach the baby
simply latch onto the stomach the baby
simply latch onto the stomach the baby pod provides clear sound that is quote
pod provides clear sound that is quote
pod provides clear sound that is quote slowly possible via the vagina but does
slowly possible via the vagina but does
slowly possible via the vagina but does it actually work ultrasound scans from
it actually work ultrasound scans from
it actually work ultrasound scans from users have shown babies melting a
users have shown babies melting a
users have shown babies melting a response to the music really there’s
response to the music really there’s
response to the music really there’s plenty of research on the topic though
plenty of research on the topic though
plenty of research on the topic though that suggests babies at five months old
that suggests babies at five months old
that suggests babies at five months old can develop an ear for classical music
can develop an ear for classical music
can develop an ear for classical music and after nine months can distinguish
and after nine months can distinguish
and after nine months can distinguish between happy and sad songs why not try
between happy and sad songs why not try
between happy and sad songs why not try it I mean it’s easy for us guys to say
it I mean it’s easy for us guys to say
it I mean it’s easy for us guys to say that but you may have the next show pen
that but you may have the next show pen
that but you may have the next show pen or Scarlatti in your belly or if
or Scarlatti in your belly or if
or Scarlatti in your belly or if anything you can have a ton of fun
anything you can have a ton of fun
anything you can have a ton of fun rickrolling your kid into existence
so are you gonna hook your baby up with
so are you gonna hook your baby up with some beats you know this is an area that
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