you’re old for that gravy it’s a beverage there’s no topic too
it’s a beverage there’s no topic too
it’s a beverage there’s no topic too delicate for this comedian hi I’m
delicate for this comedian hi I’m
delicate for this comedian hi I’m Veronica with Lodge mojo comm and today
Veronica with Lodge mojo comm and today
Veronica with Lodge mojo comm and today I’m speaking with a guy who likes to
I’m speaking with a guy who likes to
I’m speaking with a guy who likes to masturbate you’re known for your dirty
masturbate you’re known for your dirty
masturbate you’re known for your dirty comedy but recently you proved that you
comedy but recently you proved that you
comedy but recently you proved that you can succeed with clean material tell us
can succeed with clean material tell us
can succeed with clean material tell us about the Bill Cosby Show I opened for
about the Bill Cosby Show I opened for
about the Bill Cosby Show I opened for Cosby and I got a standing on my first
Cosby and I got a standing on my first
Cosby and I got a standing on my first standing on English with all clean
standing on English with all clean
standing on English with all clean material which was weird I realized I’m
material which was weird I realized I’m
material which was weird I realized I’m funnier I don’t swear I think I was
funnier I don’t swear I think I was
funnier I don’t swear I think I was drunk and I got into a fight breaking
drunk and I got into a fight breaking
drunk and I got into a fight breaking out it was crispy alcohol but searcy it
out it was crispy alcohol but searcy it
out it was crispy alcohol but searcy it wasn’t because of the alcohol it was the
wasn’t because of the alcohol it was the
wasn’t because of the alcohol it was the other guy’s fault the other guy was a
other guy’s fault the other guy was a
other guy’s fault the other guy was a asshole he was I didn’t do anything dumb
asshole he was I didn’t do anything dumb
asshole he was I didn’t do anything dumb didn’t even look at him
didn’t even look at him
didn’t even look at him guy comes up to me steps on my foot with
guy comes up to me steps on my foot with
guy comes up to me steps on my foot with his wheelchair he was is there anything
his wheelchair he was is there anything
his wheelchair he was is there anything that you won’t say on stage if I think
that you won’t say on stage if I think
that you won’t say on stage if I think it’s funny I’ll try it
it’s funny I’ll try it
it’s funny I’ll try it and if it doesn’t work if I really like
and if it doesn’t work if I really like
and if it doesn’t work if I really like it I’ll try it again but generally if it
it I’ll try it again but generally if it
it I’ll try it again but generally if it doesn’t work I’ll stop doing it but
doesn’t work I’ll stop doing it but
doesn’t work I’ll stop doing it but sometimes I’ll write some stuff like I
sometimes I’ll write some stuff like I
sometimes I’ll write some stuff like I have a friend that’s in a wheelchair
have a friend that’s in a wheelchair
have a friend that’s in a wheelchair that I used to tease him a lot like do
that I used to tease him a lot like do
that I used to tease him a lot like do handicap jokes and he’d laugh and then
handicap jokes and he’d laugh and then
handicap jokes and he’d laugh and then when I’m ever I do those jokes on stage
when I’m ever I do those jokes on stage
when I’m ever I do those jokes on stage people would be like freeze and they
people would be like freeze and they
people would be like freeze and they feel sort of bad and I was like no no
feel sort of bad and I was like no no
feel sort of bad and I was like no no this is funny and someone in a
this is funny and someone in a
this is funny and someone in a wheelchair I thought it was funny so I
wheelchair I thought it was funny so I
wheelchair I thought it was funny so I tried again and again and again and
tried again and again and again and
tried again and again and again and finally found a way to make a work so
finally found a way to make a work so
finally found a way to make a work so that’s I’m happy I like pushing things
that’s I’m happy I like pushing things
that’s I’m happy I like pushing things like as far as I can go without getting
like as far as I can go without getting
like as far as I can go without getting arrested was the most handicap person
arrested was the most handicap person
arrested was the most handicap person I’ve ever seen in my life and he’s
I’ve ever seen in my life and he’s
I’ve ever seen in my life and he’s really impressive to watch because you
really impressive to watch because you
really impressive to watch because you know some days I feel down he’s always
know some days I feel down he’s always
know some days I feel down he’s always been a good movie and he’s paralyzed
been a good movie and he’s paralyzed
been a good movie and he’s paralyzed from the neck down so nothing on his
from the neck down so nothing on his
from the neck down so nothing on his body works nothing you touch him he
body works nothing you touch him he
body works nothing you touch him he doesn’t know he gets that
doesn’t know he gets that
doesn’t know he gets that he’ll find get it on the news thank you
he’ll find get it on the news thank you
he’ll find get it on the news thank you so you’ve actually received death
so you’ve actually received death
so you’ve actually received death threats how do you handle that because
threats how do you handle that because
threats how do you handle that because this is supposed to be comedy I know it
this is supposed to be comedy I know it
this is supposed to be comedy I know it was a joke I did about Revenue Quebec
was a joke I did about Revenue Quebec
was a joke I did about Revenue Quebec but it was just it got taken out of
but it was just it got taken out of
but it was just it got taken out of context in the media and I live like out
context in the media and I live like out
context in the media and I live like out in the country and I had people standing
in the country and I had people standing
in the country and I had people standing in front of my house waiting for me like
in front of my house waiting for me like
in front of my house waiting for me like every day when I go out they were
every day when I go out they were
every day when I go out they were standing then that was weird then you
standing then that was weird then you
standing then that was weird then you perform both in French and English
perform both in French and English
perform both in French and English what’s the difference between the two
what’s the difference between the two
what’s the difference between the two crowds in English jokes about religion
crowds in English jokes about religion
crowds in English jokes about religion don’t go go over as well for some reason
don’t go go over as well for some reason
don’t go go over as well for some reason in Quebec Quebec the the French hearted
in Quebec Quebec the the French hearted
in Quebec Quebec the the French hearted Quebec is pretty atheist so jokes about
Quebec is pretty atheist so jokes about
Quebec is pretty atheist so jokes about religion will go over better but French
religion will go over better but French
religion will go over better but French crowds are for pretty much everything
crowds are for pretty much everything
crowds are for pretty much everything else are easier to shock because English
else are easier to shock because English
else are easier to shock because English crowds have had like you know Lenny
crowds have had like you know Lenny
crowds have had like you know Lenny Bruce in the old days and you know
Bruce in the old days and you know
Bruce in the old days and you know Richard Pryor and there’s been like a
Richard Pryor and there’s been like a
Richard Pryor and there’s been like a million comics you know pushing the
million comics you know pushing the
million comics you know pushing the envelope for years so they’re used to it
envelope for years so they’re used to it
envelope for years so they’re used to it and whereas French crowds aren’t used to
and whereas French crowds aren’t used to
and whereas French crowds aren’t used to it so whenever you boys used to scare
it so whenever you boys used to scare
it so whenever you boys used to scare the hell out of me he raised his voice
the hell out of me he raised his voice
the hell out of me he raised his voice I’d shut up
I’d shut up
I’d shut up but they didn’t like that anymore like
but they didn’t like that anymore like
but they didn’t like that anymore like nowadays you raise your voice and you
nowadays you raise your voice and you
nowadays you raise your voice and you kids like you can get beyoncé’s if you
kids like you can get beyoncé’s if you
kids like you can get beyoncé’s if you hit me about time services it Mexican
hit me about time services it Mexican
hit me about time services it Mexican even tells you that hire another
even tells you that hire another
even tells you that hire another seven-year-old yeah I don’t know this
seven-year-old yeah I don’t know this
seven-year-old yeah I don’t know this story but your agent told me to ask you
story but your agent told me to ask you
story but your agent told me to ask you about the London crowd I was in London
about the London crowd I was in London
about the London crowd I was in London last winter and I did some shows and
last winter and I did some shows and
last winter and I did some shows and they went really really well
they went really really well
they went really really well and I did one show that a woman I was
and I did one show that a woman I was
and I did one show that a woman I was doing jokes about my friend in a
doing jokes about my friend in a
doing jokes about my friend in a wheelchair and this woman for some
wheelchair and this woman for some
wheelchair and this woman for some reason started yelling that I was racist
reason started yelling that I was racist
reason started yelling that I was racist right and then I tried to explain that
right and then I tried to explain that
right and then I tried to explain that it’s not a race but she was yelling yell
it’s not a race but she was yelling yell
it’s not a race but she was yelling yell and choose yelling so much that like
and choose yelling so much that like
and choose yelling so much that like other people in the audience started
other people in the audience started
other people in the audience started yelling – and then there were like half
yelling – and then there were like half
yelling – and then there were like half the crowd really liked me because I was
the crowd really liked me because I was
the crowd really liked me because I was like getting this crazy woman riled up
like getting this crazy woman riled up
like getting this crazy woman riled up but half the crowd was with like the
but half the crowd was with like the
but half the crowd was with like the crazy woman so half the crowd left the
crazy woman so half the crowd left the
crazy woman so half the crowd left the show waited for me outside so when I
show waited for me outside so when I
show waited for me outside so when I finished like there were two owners one
finished like there were two owners one
finished like there were two owners one of them told me
of them told me
of them told me said you have to leave now he said we
said you have to leave now he said we
said you have to leave now he said we have a cab waiting for you outside go
have a cab waiting for you outside go
have a cab waiting for you outside go and leave and the other guy the other
and leave and the other guy the other
and leave and the other guy the other owner came up to me and he was like
owner came up to me and he was like
owner came up to me and he was like that’s crazy that’s amazing that some
that’s crazy that’s amazing that some
that’s crazy that’s amazing that some guy wants to kill you outside he was
guy wants to kill you outside he was
guy wants to kill you outside he was like really happy he’s like let’s get
like really happy he’s like let’s get
like really happy he’s like let’s get drunk I’m doing a fundraiser for Special
drunk I’m doing a fundraiser for Special
drunk I’m doing a fundraiser for Special Olympics and I did that joke and they
Olympics and I did that joke and they
Olympics and I did that joke and they went crazy cuz they’re retarded and they
went crazy cuz they’re retarded and they
went crazy cuz they’re retarded and they laugh at anything what’s the craziest
laugh at anything what’s the craziest
laugh at anything what’s the craziest thing a fan has ever done for you I have
thing a fan has ever done for you I have
thing a fan has ever done for you I have one guy that tattooed my face on his ass
one guy that tattooed my face on his ass
one guy that tattooed my face on his ass which was really weird like it was weird
which was really weird like it was weird
which was really weird like it was weird cuz he told me he came up to me he said
cuz he told me he came up to me he said
cuz he told me he came up to me he said I have a tattoo of your face on my ass
I have a tattoo of your face on my ass
I have a tattoo of your face on my ass and I just laughed because I thought
and I just laughed because I thought
and I just laughed because I thought that was kind of funny and then he
that was kind of funny and then he
that was kind of funny and then he showed me his ass and he actually had my
showed me his ass and he actually had my
showed me his ass and he actually had my face which was weird but like I was
face which was weird but like I was
face which was weird but like I was happy but just it was weird
happy but just it was weird
happy but just it was weird well thanks it was great having you
well thanks it was great having you
well thanks it was great having you thank you
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