sir soaky’s we got a woman decima Oh tell mommy market the world’s pretty
tell mommy market the world’s pretty
tell mommy market the world’s pretty cool just because you don’t need to know
cool just because you don’t need to know
cool just because you don’t need to know about it doesn’t mean it won’t interest
about it doesn’t mean it won’t interest
about it doesn’t mean it won’t interest you and then the tips are exploding
you and then the tips are exploding
you and then the tips are exploding because of art design welcome to
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where we give you three cool funny or
where we give you three cool funny or weird news stories from the previous
weird news stories from the previous
weird news stories from the previous week of human existence oh great number
week of human existence oh great number
week of human existence oh great number three drinking gives you an Australian
three drinking gives you an Australian
three drinking gives you an Australian accent drink well not really but
accent drink well not really but
accent drink well not really but according to Dean Frankel a lecturer at
according to Dean Frankel a lecturer at
according to Dean Frankel a lecturer at Victoria University in Melbourne
Victoria University in Melbourne
Victoria University in Melbourne Australia the Australian accent is the
Australia the Australian accent is the
Australia the Australian accent is the result of the early settlers hittin the
result of the early settlers hittin the
result of the early settlers hittin the sauce on the daily Frankel says quote
sauce on the daily Frankel says quote
sauce on the daily Frankel says quote our forefathers regularly got drunk
our forefathers regularly got drunk
our forefathers regularly got drunk together and through their frequent
together and through their frequent
together and through their frequent interactions unknowingly added an
interactions unknowingly added an
interactions unknowingly added an alcoholic slur to our national speech
alcoholic slur to our national speech
alcoholic slur to our national speech patterns end quote and apparently
patterns end quote and apparently
patterns end quote and apparently Australians have continued to teach
Australians have continued to teach
Australians have continued to teach their children how to speak with this
their children how to speak with this
their children how to speak with this inebriated accent for the past two
inebriated accent for the past two
inebriated accent for the past two centuries and a famous tyke Frankel
centuries and a famous tyke Frankel
centuries and a famous tyke Frankel continues claiming that the accent is
continues claiming that the accent is
continues claiming that the accent is similar to that of an intoxicated
similar to that of an intoxicated
similar to that of an intoxicated individual so you’re drunk as vowels are
individual so you’re drunk as vowels are
individual so you’re drunk as vowels are lazily transform just two other vowel
lazily transform just two other vowel
lazily transform just two other vowel sounds like a Stewie’s eyes to boys
sounds like a Stewie’s eyes to boys
sounds like a Stewie’s eyes to boys fashion art and the dropping of
fashion art and the dropping of
fashion art and the dropping of consonants where’s the car where’s the
consonants where’s the car where’s the
consonants where’s the car where’s the car I’m really sorry about that accent
car I’m really sorry about that accent
car I’m really sorry about that accent but hey despite all of that we hear
but hey despite all of that we hear
but hey despite all of that we hear watchmojo still put the Australian
watchmojo still put the Australian
watchmojo still put the Australian accent in our top 10 sexiest accents
accent in our top 10 sexiest accents
accent in our top 10 sexiest accents list we’ll have to bunk up together I
list we’ll have to bunk up together I
list we’ll have to bunk up together I magery number two my blood flows blue
magery number two my blood flows blue
magery number two my blood flows blue baby did this one survived this chip
baby did this one survived this chip
baby did this one survived this chip yeah we’re trying to see why are we
yeah we’re trying to see why are we
yeah we’re trying to see why are we getting very low power you mark my words
getting very low power you mark my words
getting very low power you mark my words we’re giving robots and computers way
we’re giving robots and computers way
we’re giving robots and computers way too many true-to-life components the
too many true-to-life components the
too many true-to-life components the ability to walk fine to understand
ability to walk fine to understand
ability to walk fine to understand speech cool some can even understand
speech cool some can even understand
speech cool some can even understand emotion Dogg Samuel you get this map and
emotion Dogg Samuel you get this map and
emotion Dogg Samuel you get this map and now the mad scientist / engineers at IBM
now the mad scientist / engineers at IBM
now the mad scientist / engineers at IBM research in Zurich are developing 5d
research in Zurich are developing 5d
research in Zurich are developing 5d electronic blood for computing systems
electronic blood for computing systems
electronic blood for computing systems essentially this blue liquid will be
essentially this blue liquid will be
essentially this blue liquid will be used to cool down computers and deliver
used to cool down computers and deliver
used to cool down computers and deliver power to vertically
power to vertically
power to vertically stacked electronics we’re talking CPUs
stacked electronics we’re talking CPUs
stacked electronics we’re talking CPUs stacked 3d chips etc the goal is to give
stacked 3d chips etc the goal is to give
stacked 3d chips etc the goal is to give electronics the same amount of computing
electronics the same amount of computing
electronics the same amount of computing efficiency as you would find in the
efficiency as you would find in the
efficiency as you would find in the brains of mammals like us humans this is
brains of mammals like us humans this is
brains of mammals like us humans this is slightly disconcerting if you ask me
slightly disconcerting if you ask me
slightly disconcerting if you ask me considering that a survey by Altman will
considering that a survey by Altman will
considering that a survey by Altman will showed that forty-seven percent of
showed that forty-seven percent of
showed that forty-seven percent of lawyers would like to see paralegals and
lawyers would like to see paralegals and
lawyers would like to see paralegals and first-year associates replaced by an IBM
first-year associates replaced by an IBM
first-year associates replaced by an IBM Watson desk robot within the next five
Watson desk robot within the next five
Watson desk robot within the next five to ten years treason against the human
to ten years treason against the human
to ten years treason against the human race the robot apocalypse cometh I tell
race the robot apocalypse cometh I tell
race the robot apocalypse cometh I tell you number one odessa’s intergalactic
you number one odessa’s intergalactic
you number one odessa’s intergalactic obsession what if we do this we do
obsession what if we do this we do
obsession what if we do this we do commander you know media for from the
commander you know media for from the
commander you know media for from the robot apocalypse to assist taking us
robot apocalypse to assist taking us
robot apocalypse to assist taking us first steps to intergalactic domination
first steps to intergalactic domination
first steps to intergalactic domination impossible the Sith have been extinct
impossible the Sith have been extinct
impossible the Sith have been extinct for a millennium I do not believe the
for a millennium I do not believe the
for a millennium I do not believe the Sith could have returned without us
Sith could have returned without us
Sith could have returned without us knowing besides the obvious answer of
knowing besides the obvious answer of
knowing besides the obvious answer of because it’s awesome can anyone tell me
because it’s awesome can anyone tell me
because it’s awesome can anyone tell me what the deal is with the ukrainian city
what the deal is with the ukrainian city
what the deal is with the ukrainian city of Odessa and Star Wars
the infamous internet party or pirate
the infamous internet party or pirate party depending on who you ask is at it
party depending on who you ask is at it
party depending on who you ask is at it again after putting forward Darth Vader
again after putting forward Darth Vader
again after putting forward Darth Vader as a candidate for Prime Minister in
as a candidate for Prime Minister in
as a candidate for Prime Minister in 2014 and failing by the way chalk up a
2014 and failing by the way chalk up a
2014 and failing by the way chalk up a point for the Sith once mama shit will
point for the Sith once mama shit will
point for the Sith once mama shit will rule the galaxy as Emperor Palpatine /
rule the galaxy as Emperor Palpatine /
rule the galaxy as Emperor Palpatine / Darth Sidious / Ukrainian man Palpatine
Darth Sidious / Ukrainian man Palpatine
Darth Sidious / Ukrainian man Palpatine Dmitri was elected to City Council
apparently mayoral candidate Sasha
apparently mayoral candidate Sasha borowiec didn’t approve saying to the
borowiec didn’t approve saying to the
borowiec didn’t approve saying to the voters quote what is wrong with you
voters quote what is wrong with you
voters quote what is wrong with you people I bet I can guess what
people I bet I can guess what
people I bet I can guess what Palpatine’s retort was no food skill to
Palpatine’s retort was no food skill to
Palpatine’s retort was no food skill to no match for the power of a dark side oh
no match for the power of a dark side oh
no match for the power of a dark side oh that’s just classic Palpatine and Pete
that’s just classic Palpatine and Pete
that’s just classic Palpatine and Pete the price for no lack of vision so what
the price for no lack of vision so what
the price for no lack of vision so what do you think well robots live amongst
do you think well robots live amongst
do you think well robots live amongst our society in the next decade why do
our society in the next decade why do
our society in the next decade why do you give them faces friendly them all up
you give them faces friendly them all up
you give them faces friendly them all up and look on human for your weekly
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Zealanders they don’t others shrimp on
Zealanders they don’t others shrimp on the barbie right around in your
the barbie right around in your
the barbie right around in your kangaroos all day I Australians
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