wake up from that turkey induced coma and put on your favorite shopping outfit
and put on your favorite shopping outfit
and put on your favorite shopping outfit because ladies and gentlemen bargain
because ladies and gentlemen bargain
because ladies and gentlemen bargain hunting season is about to begin but is
hunting season is about to begin but is
hunting season is about to begin but is it really we usually start lining up
it really we usually start lining up
it really we usually start lining up around 3 a.m. we douse ourselves in pig
around 3 a.m. we douse ourselves in pig
around 3 a.m. we douse ourselves in pig blood because it does help us slip
blood because it does help us slip
blood because it does help us slip through the crowd when the doors open
through the crowd when the doors open
through the crowd when the doors open welcome to watchmojo.com Stallman we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com Stallman we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com Stallman we’re counting down the top five terrifying
counting down the top five terrifying
counting down the top five terrifying but true facts about Black Friday it’s
but true facts about Black Friday it’s
but true facts about Black Friday it’s celebrated the day after American
celebrated the day after American
celebrated the day after American Thanksgiving each year and although it
Thanksgiving each year and although it
Thanksgiving each year and although it began as a simple kickoff to the holiday
began as a simple kickoff to the holiday
began as a simple kickoff to the holiday shopping season in more recent years it
shopping season in more recent years it
shopping season in more recent years it has grown into a consumer culture
has grown into a consumer culture
has grown into a consumer culture phenomenon come with us as we explore
phenomenon come with us as we explore
phenomenon come with us as we explore the bad the ugly and the uglier that
the bad the ugly and the uglier that
the bad the ugly and the uglier that this dark day has to offer number five
this dark day has to offer number five
this dark day has to offer number five it started with something so innocent
it started with something so innocent
it started with something so innocent and wholesome parades
and wholesome parades
and wholesome parades I really hate parades each year eager
I really hate parades each year eager
I really hate parades each year eager shoppers partake in what can only be
shoppers partake in what can only be
shoppers partake in what can only be described as a miniature World War three
described as a miniature World War three
described as a miniature World War three but they’re not taking the beaches of
but they’re not taking the beaches of
but they’re not taking the beaches of Normandy
they’re storming the front gates of
they’re storming the front gates of their local Walmart or Best Buy in the
their local Walmart or Best Buy in the
their local Walmart or Best Buy in the name of rock-bottom prices and their
name of rock-bottom prices and their
name of rock-bottom prices and their god-given right to own a newer
god-given right to own a newer
god-given right to own a newer flat-screen TV historically parades have
flat-screen TV historically parades have
flat-screen TV historically parades have been held to celebrate the end of a war
been held to celebrate the end of a war
been held to celebrate the end of a war but in this particular case a parade
but in this particular case a parade
but in this particular case a parade worked as the opening shot starting in
worked as the opening shot starting in
worked as the opening shot starting in the 1920s department stores like Macy’s
the 1920s department stores like Macy’s
the 1920s department stores like Macy’s began sponsoring parades the day after
began sponsoring parades the day after
began sponsoring parades the day after Thanksgiving as a platform to announce
Thanksgiving as a platform to announce
Thanksgiving as a platform to announce holiday sales and encourage people to
holiday sales and encourage people to
holiday sales and encourage people to start shopping the tactic worked and
start shopping the tactic worked and
start shopping the tactic worked and many retailers followed suit by the
many retailers followed suit by the
many retailers followed suit by the 1960s police in Philadelphia began
1960s police in Philadelphia began
1960s police in Philadelphia began calling it Black Friday a day of
calling it Black Friday a day of
calling it Black Friday a day of Commerce and chaos shoppers wrestled one
Commerce and chaos shoppers wrestled one
Commerce and chaos shoppers wrestled one another to get their hands on discount
another to get their hands on discount
another to get their hands on discount goods number four meet Black Friday’s
goods number four meet Black Friday’s
goods number four meet Black Friday’s unholy offspring a Love Black Friday
unholy offspring a Love Black Friday
unholy offspring a Love Black Friday Black Friday before Thanksgiving yeah
Black Friday before Thanksgiving yeah
Black Friday before Thanksgiving yeah cuz it’s dark Black Friday is a lot like
cuz it’s dark Black Friday is a lot like
cuz it’s dark Black Friday is a lot like the ocean it’s huge
the ocean it’s huge
the ocean it’s huge seemingly full of treasure but most
seemingly full of treasure but most
seemingly full of treasure but most certainly not for the faint of heart
certainly not for the faint of heart
certainly not for the faint of heart because like the ocean it’s a
because like the ocean it’s a
because like the ocean it’s a destructive force sometimes it hits like
destructive force sometimes it hits like
destructive force sometimes it hits like a tsunami other times it slowly eats
a tsunami other times it slowly eats
a tsunami other times it slowly eats away at something like the shoreline or
away at something like the shoreline or
away at something like the shoreline or a national holiday where a turkey once
a national holiday where a turkey once
a national holiday where a turkey once stood the unchallenged center of
stood the unchallenged center of
stood the unchallenged center of attention to top its pedestal it now
attention to top its pedestal it now
attention to top its pedestal it now faces competition in the form of
faces competition in the form of
faces competition in the form of so-called great deals
so-called great deals
so-called great deals yes Black Friday has officially seeped
yes Black Friday has officially seeped
yes Black Friday has officially seeped into Thursday it began with the midnight
into Thursday it began with the midnight
into Thursday it began with the midnight openings and stores started opening at
openings and stores started opening at
openings and stores started opening at 10:00 p.m. or 8:00 p.m. on Thursday
10:00 p.m. or 8:00 p.m. on Thursday
10:00 p.m. or 8:00 p.m. on Thursday after Thanksgiving dinner
after Thanksgiving dinner
after Thanksgiving dinner how many department stores are opening
how many department stores are opening
how many department stores are opening on Thanksgiving who has time to give
on Thanksgiving who has time to give
on Thanksgiving who has time to give thanks for everything you already have
thanks for everything you already have
thanks for everything you already have when you could be out buying new stuff
when you could be out buying new stuff
when you could be out buying new stuff give me the boots and you know
number three ironically Black Friday
number three ironically Black Friday deals aren’t even that great central to
deals aren’t even that great central to
deals aren’t even that great central to the allure of Black Friday is its
the allure of Black Friday is its
the allure of Black Friday is its promise of unbelievable deals sadly that
promise of unbelievable deals sadly that
promise of unbelievable deals sadly that promise is mostly just marketing sure
promise is mostly just marketing sure
promise is mostly just marketing sure there’s the odd doorbuster that may very
there’s the odd doorbuster that may very
there’s the odd doorbuster that may very well be the steal of the century but
well be the steal of the century but
well be the steal of the century but these stores aren’t really applying
these stores aren’t really applying
these stores aren’t really applying massive discounts they’re simply selling
massive discounts they’re simply selling
massive discounts they’re simply selling the illusion of incredible savings
the illusion of incredible savings
the illusion of incredible savings according to data compiled by the
according to data compiled by the
according to data compiled by the website shop advisor in 2014 most
website shop advisor in 2014 most
website shop advisor in 2014 most products usually hit their lowest price
products usually hit their lowest price
products usually hit their lowest price on December 18th with an average
on December 18th with an average
on December 18th with an average discount of seventeen point five percent
discount of seventeen point five percent
discount of seventeen point five percent compared to the less than 5% discount on
compared to the less than 5% discount on
compared to the less than 5% discount on Black Friday I am fairly disappointed so
Black Friday I am fairly disappointed so
Black Friday I am fairly disappointed so what about the huge savings advertised
what about the huge savings advertised
what about the huge savings advertised that’s often based on the manufacturer’s
that’s often based on the manufacturer’s
that’s often based on the manufacturer’s suggested retail price an extremely high
suggested retail price an extremely high
suggested retail price an extremely high price they’ve likely never sold at the
price they’ve likely never sold at the
price they’ve likely never sold at the price is wrong bitch perhaps try
price is wrong bitch perhaps try
price is wrong bitch perhaps try checking Amazon since that super deal
checking Amazon since that super deal
checking Amazon since that super deal may very well be their standard price
may very well be their standard price
may very well be their standard price amazon.ca what’s the website for that
amazon.ca what’s the website for that
amazon.ca what’s the website for that amazon.ca number two bore busters are
amazon.ca number two bore busters are
amazon.ca number two bore busters are sometimes door imposters I finally broke
sometimes door imposters I finally broke
sometimes door imposters I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV check
down and bought myself a plasma TV check
down and bought myself a plasma TV check it out so about those door Busters
it out so about those door Busters
it out so about those door Busters getting your hands on a Samsung or Sony
getting your hands on a Samsung or Sony
getting your hands on a Samsung or Sony television at a quarter of the regular
television at a quarter of the regular
television at a quarter of the regular price might seem like a worthwhile
price might seem like a worthwhile
price might seem like a worthwhile reason to skip Thanksgiving dinner but
reason to skip Thanksgiving dinner but
reason to skip Thanksgiving dinner but you usually get what you pay for
you usually get what you pay for
you usually get what you pay for even on Black Friday in recent years
even on Black Friday in recent years
even on Black Friday in recent years some major manufacturers have started
some major manufacturers have started
some major manufacturers have started making cheaper versions of their
making cheaper versions of their
making cheaper versions of their products called derivative products
products called derivative products
products called derivative products using lower grade parts and components
using lower grade parts and components
using lower grade parts and components specifically for doorbuster type deals
specifically for doorbuster type deals
specifically for doorbuster type deals they often closely resemble or even
they often closely resemble or even
they often closely resemble or even share the name of a flagship product but
share the name of a flagship product but
share the name of a flagship product but with a slight variation in the model
with a slight variation in the model
with a slight variation in the model number they may look great but in the
number they may look great but in the
number they may look great but in the end they’re typically little more than
end they’re typically little more than
end they’re typically little more than cheap knockoffs made in-house
not all door Busters are derivatives but
not all door Busters are derivatives but consumers should do their homework
consumers should do their homework
consumers should do their homework before purchasing I have it the buyer’s
before purchasing I have it the buyer’s
before purchasing I have it the buyer’s remorse number one saving big can cost
remorse number one saving big can cost
remorse number one saving big can cost lives bullets flew outside this Kohl’s
lives bullets flew outside this Kohl’s
lives bullets flew outside this Kohl’s in Illinois multiple injuries reported
in Illinois multiple injuries reported
in Illinois multiple injuries reported after police chased an alleged
after police chased an alleged
after police chased an alleged shoplifter into the parking lot what
shoplifter into the parking lot what
shoplifter into the parking lot what began as post parade shopping has become
began as post parade shopping has become
began as post parade shopping has become a bloodsport and you should probably be
a bloodsport and you should probably be
a bloodsport and you should probably be afraid to get involved according to a
afraid to get involved according to a
afraid to get involved according to a poll taken by website RetailMeNot twelve
poll taken by website RetailMeNot twelve
poll taken by website RetailMeNot twelve percent of respondents admitted to going
percent of respondents admitted to going
percent of respondents admitted to going Black Friday shopping under the
Black Friday shopping under the
Black Friday shopping under the influence of alcohol so is it any wonder
influence of alcohol so is it any wonder
influence of alcohol so is it any wonder that things turned ugly
that things turned ugly
that things turned ugly in 2011 a woman was arrested for pepper
in 2011 a woman was arrested for pepper
in 2011 a woman was arrested for pepper spraying a crowd that included children
spraying a crowd that included children
spraying a crowd that included children to get access to a new palette of video
to get access to a new palette of video
to get access to a new palette of video game consoles in 2008 a male employee
game consoles in 2008 a male employee
game consoles in 2008 a male employee was trampled to death as customers
was trampled to death as customers
was trampled to death as customers rushed through the front doors of
rushed through the front doors of
rushed through the front doors of Walmart rescue workers were injured just
Walmart rescue workers were injured just
Walmart rescue workers were injured just trying to get to him police say what
trying to get to him police say what
trying to get to him police say what happened here this morning was utter
happened here this morning was utter
happened here this morning was utter chaos they call it a stampede according
chaos they call it a stampede according
chaos they call it a stampede according to Black Friday deathcount column seven
to Black Friday deathcount column seven
to Black Friday deathcount column seven deaths can be attributed to Black Friday
deaths can be attributed to Black Friday
deaths can be attributed to Black Friday either directly or indirectly with many
either directly or indirectly with many
either directly or indirectly with many more injured every year do not
more injured every year do not
more injured every year do not underestimate the battle that’s about to
underestimate the battle that’s about to
underestimate the battle that’s about to take place outside those doors so will
take place outside those doors so will
take place outside those doors so will you be going shopping on gray Thursday
you be going shopping on gray Thursday
you be going shopping on gray Thursday and/or Black Friday last year we lost
and/or Black Friday last year we lost
and/or Black Friday last year we lost our youngest daughter her head was
our youngest daughter her head was
our youngest daughter her head was stepped on and crushed but in her memory
stepped on and crushed but in her memory
stepped on and crushed but in her memory we’re going to find a young girl and
we’re going to find a young girl and
we’re going to find a young girl and step on her head this year for more
step on her head this year for more
step on her head this year for more door-busting toptenz and derivative
door-busting toptenz and derivative
door-busting toptenz and derivative product top fives be sure to subscribe
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