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counting down the top five facts you
counting down the top five facts you probably didn’t know about sexually
probably didn’t know about sexually
probably didn’t know about sexually transmitted infections in england they
transmitted infections in england they
transmitted infections in england they called it
called it
called it fear not will be avoiding any super
fear not will be avoiding any super
fear not will be avoiding any super graphic images right next I need to
graphic images right next I need to
graphic images right next I need to examine your genitals yay if you’re
examine your genitals yay if you’re
examine your genitals yay if you’re wondering what happened to calling them
wondering what happened to calling them
wondering what happened to calling them STDs or sexually transmitted diseases
STDs or sexually transmitted diseases
STDs or sexually transmitted diseases well most of the medical world has
well most of the medical world has
well most of the medical world has transitioned away from the term because
transitioned away from the term because
transitioned away from the term because STI is more accurate not every infection
STI is more accurate not every infection
STI is more accurate not every infection becomes a disease after all that’s
becomes a disease after all that’s
becomes a disease after all that’s pretty fair guys catch knowledge number
pretty fair guys catch knowledge number
pretty fair guys catch knowledge number five STI is maybe the original cause of
five STI is maybe the original cause of
five STI is maybe the original cause of monogamy it kind of makes sense that
monogamy it kind of makes sense that
monogamy it kind of makes sense that getting warts all over your junk might
getting warts all over your junk might
getting warts all over your junk might lead to having fewer sexual partners but
lead to having fewer sexual partners but
lead to having fewer sexual partners but not like this
not like this
not like this turns out the polygamy was much more
turns out the polygamy was much more
turns out the polygamy was much more common when prehistoric humans lived in
common when prehistoric humans lived in
common when prehistoric humans lived in small hunter-gatherer groups I just
small hunter-gatherer groups I just
small hunter-gatherer groups I just wanna lay with her so badly but then
wanna lay with her so badly but then
wanna lay with her so badly but then agriculture came along and relationships
agriculture came along and relationships
agriculture came along and relationships started to change as social groups
started to change as social groups
started to change as social groups became larger STI s became a bigger
became larger STI s became a bigger
became larger STI s became a bigger barrier to reproduction you’ll likely go
barrier to reproduction you’ll likely go
barrier to reproduction you’ll likely go steady with several different girls
steady with several different girls
steady with several different girls before you begin to think seriously
before you begin to think seriously
before you begin to think seriously about marriage Oh who’s thinking about
about marriage Oh who’s thinking about
about marriage Oh who’s thinking about getting married new research from the
getting married new research from the
getting married new research from the University of Waterloo suggests that
University of Waterloo suggests that
University of Waterloo suggests that cultures with taboos on promiscuity
cultures with taboos on promiscuity
cultures with taboos on promiscuity likely increased in population quicker
likely increased in population quicker
likely increased in population quicker than cultures with polygamy as a norm
than cultures with polygamy as a norm
than cultures with polygamy as a norm simply because they were less likely to
simply because they were less likely to
simply because they were less likely to suffer from s T is that cause
suffer from s T is that cause
suffer from s T is that cause infertility like syphilis chlamydia and
infertility like syphilis chlamydia and
infertility like syphilis chlamydia and gonorrhea so I guess we can blame
gonorrhea so I guess we can blame
gonorrhea so I guess we can blame farming for ending the free love party
farming for ending the free love party
farming for ending the free love party thanks a lot
thanks a lot
thanks a lot wheat I just want to do something useful
wheat I just want to do something useful
wheat I just want to do something useful with my life so farming creating people
with my life so farming creating people
with my life so farming creating people that
that
that that’s not useful number four you can
that’s not useful number four you can
that’s not useful number four you can get sti’s without having unprotected sex
get sti’s without having unprotected sex
get sti’s without having unprotected sex you guys look what I found in the trash
you guys look what I found in the trash
you guys look what I found in the trash can of Stan’s bathroom it’s like a
can of Stan’s bathroom it’s like a
can of Stan’s bathroom it’s like a bloody cotton saying rats and toilet
bloody cotton saying rats and toilet
bloody cotton saying rats and toilet paper
paper
paper well why did you pull it out of the
well why did you pull it out of the
well why did you pull it out of the trash because I thought it’s a jelly
trash because I thought it’s a jelly
trash because I thought it’s a jelly doughnut but check it out it’s all
doughnut but check it out it’s all
doughnut but check it out it’s all bloody STI is can be even trickier than
bloody STI is can be even trickier than
bloody STI is can be even trickier than you might expect to start with well it’s
you might expect to start with well it’s
you might expect to start with well it’s difficult for most of them to live on
difficult for most of them to live on
difficult for most of them to live on inanimate objects it does sometimes
inanimate objects it does sometimes
inanimate objects it does sometimes happen you can get an STI from an
happen you can get an STI from an
happen you can get an STI from an unsterilized Brazilian wax and crabs can
unsterilized Brazilian wax and crabs can
unsterilized Brazilian wax and crabs can live in a bed without a host for up to
live in a bed without a host for up to
live in a bed without a host for up to 48 hours the herpes virus can be spread
48 hours the herpes virus can be spread
48 hours the herpes virus can be spread via lip balm and has also been found in
via lip balm and has also been found in
via lip balm and has also been found in tanning beds you can even get an STI
tanning beds you can even get an STI
tanning beds you can even get an STI called trichomoniasis through a moist
called trichomoniasis through a moist
called trichomoniasis through a moist towel hold it
towel hold it
towel hold it step away from the towel and even hand
step away from the towel and even hand
step away from the towel and even hand stuff and dry-humping can have risks
stuff and dry-humping can have risks
stuff and dry-humping can have risks condoms are still 100% recommended and
condoms are still 100% recommended and
condoms are still 100% recommended and generally very effective but won’t
generally very effective but won’t
generally very effective but won’t necessarily prevent the skin on skin
necessarily prevent the skin on skin
necessarily prevent the skin on skin contact that can spread genital herpes
contact that can spread genital herpes
contact that can spread genital herpes let’s just go on home shall we ank
let’s just go on home shall we ank
let’s just go on home shall we ank you’re the boss you sure you won’t mind
you’re the boss you sure you won’t mind
you’re the boss you sure you won’t mind course on mine don’t take that as an
course on mine don’t take that as an
course on mine don’t take that as an endorsement of an abstinence only
endorsement of an abstinence only
endorsement of an abstinence only approach along with condoms the best
approach along with condoms the best
approach along with condoms the best method of prevention is to communicate
method of prevention is to communicate
method of prevention is to communicate with your sexual partners and to get
with your sexual partners and to get
with your sexual partners and to get tested regularly you just had
tested regularly you just had
tested regularly you just had unprotected anal sex with our girl I’m
unprotected anal sex with our girl I’m
unprotected anal sex with our girl I’m all certainly dead and she loved it
all certainly dead and she loved it
all certainly dead and she loved it she’s got HIV cute girls don’t get HIV
she’s got HIV cute girls don’t get HIV
she’s got HIV cute girls don’t get HIV number 3 America has the highest STI
number 3 America has the highest STI
number 3 America has the highest STI rate in the developed world a US field
rate in the developed world a US field
rate in the developed world a US field but but blistering sinful malady that a
but but blistering sinful malady that a
but but blistering sinful malady that a few of you may already have come in
few of you may already have come in
few of you may already have come in contact there are an estimated 20
contact there are an estimated 20
contact there are an estimated 20 million new STI cases every year which
million new STI cases every year which
million new STI cases every year which cost Americans at least 16 billion
cost Americans at least 16 billion
cost Americans at least 16 billion dollars for treatment this number
dollars for treatment this number
dollars for treatment this number doesn’t even include HIV and AIDS
doesn’t even include HIV and AIDS
doesn’t even include HIV and AIDS treatments which are hugely expensive
treatments which are hugely expensive
treatments which are hugely expensive experts say this is partly because there
experts say this is partly because there
experts say this is partly because there is a lot of misinformation about sex
is a lot of misinformation about sex
is a lot of misinformation about sex education in general and very little
education in general and very little
education in general and very little funding for STI prevention in the United
funding for STI prevention in the United
funding for STI prevention in the United States meanwhile the federal government
States meanwhile the federal government
States meanwhile the federal government has spent billions on abstinence only
has spent billions on abstinence only
has spent billions on abstinence only sex education so you must be strong and
sex education so you must be strong and
sex education so you must be strong and resist for those who are weak well no
resist for those who are weak well no
resist for those who are weak well no doubt one day burn and fester in the
doubt one day burn and fester in the
doubt one day burn and fester in the swollen vd infested fiery pits of hell
swollen vd infested fiery pits of hell
swollen vd infested fiery pits of hell the US isn’t the only Western country
the US isn’t the only Western country
the US isn’t the only Western country seeing a rise in s T is in a Canadian
seeing a rise in s T is in a Canadian
seeing a rise in s T is in a Canadian province of Alberta new gonorrhea cases
province of Alberta new gonorrhea cases
province of Alberta new gonorrhea cases rose
rose
rose percent in 2015 while syphilis cases
percent in 2015 while syphilis cases
percent in 2015 while syphilis cases more than double the provinces chief
more than double the provinces chief
more than double the provinces chief medical officer blames social media
medical officer blames social media
medical officer blames social media presumably tinder for the rise we don’t
presumably tinder for the rise we don’t
presumably tinder for the rise we don’t have the heart to tell them it’s herpes
have the heart to tell them it’s herpes
have the heart to tell them it’s herpes not herpes if it’s everywhere number two
not herpes if it’s everywhere number two
not herpes if it’s everywhere number two doctors used malaria to treat syphilis
doctors used malaria to treat syphilis
doctors used malaria to treat syphilis it was called pyro therapy doctors
it was called pyro therapy doctors
it was called pyro therapy doctors believed that the fever caused by
believed that the fever caused by
believed that the fever caused by malaria would raise the body temperature
malaria would raise the body temperature
malaria would raise the body temperature hot enough to kill the syphilis
after the syphilis had died off they
after the syphilis had died off they would start to manage the malaria for
would start to manage the malaria for
would start to manage the malaria for which they already had effective
which they already had effective
which they already had effective treatments crazy thing is that pyro
treatments crazy thing is that pyro
treatments crazy thing is that pyro therapy kind of worked half of the
therapy kind of worked half of the
therapy kind of worked half of the patients who underwent this treatment
patients who underwent this treatment
patients who underwent this treatment have their condition improved and half
have their condition improved and half
have their condition improved and half of those who improve went into full
of those who improve went into full
of those who improve went into full remission 15% of patients died of
remission 15% of patients died of
remission 15% of patients died of complications from malaria but many
complications from malaria but many
complications from malaria but many thought it was worth the risk
thought it was worth the risk
thought it was worth the risk at the time contracting syphilis was
at the time contracting syphilis was
at the time contracting syphilis was usually a death sentence that guaranteed
usually a death sentence that guaranteed
usually a death sentence that guaranteed a slow descent into madness don’t mind
a slow descent into madness don’t mind
a slow descent into madness don’t mind if I do
if I do
if I do [Applause]
Julius Wagner your egg the man who came
Julius Wagner your egg the man who came up with the process even won the Nobel
up with the process even won the Nobel
up with the process even won the Nobel Prize for his treatment before becoming
Prize for his treatment before becoming
Prize for his treatment before becoming a notorious anti-semite and eugenicist
a notorious anti-semite and eugenicist
a notorious anti-semite and eugenicist whomp-whomp
whomp-whomp
whomp-whomp well now we know and knowing is half the
well now we know and knowing is half the
well now we know and knowing is half the battle
battle
battle number one you can probably thank
number one you can probably thank
number one you can probably thank Columbus for syphilis first we finish
Columbus for syphilis first we finish
Columbus for syphilis first we finish him then we sail back to Spain
him then we sail back to Spain
him then we sail back to Spain question executioner the first
question executioner the first
question executioner the first documented syphilis epidemic was in
documented syphilis epidemic was in
documented syphilis epidemic was in 14.95 about three years after Columbus
14.95 about three years after Columbus
14.95 about three years after Columbus got lost and discovered America this
got lost and discovered America this
got lost and discovered America this disease would wreak havoc in Europe for
disease would wreak havoc in Europe for
disease would wreak havoc in Europe for almost four and a half centuries the
almost four and a half centuries the
almost four and a half centuries the theory that it came back to Europe with
theory that it came back to Europe with
theory that it came back to Europe with Columbus and Coe has long been disputed
Columbus and Coe has long been disputed
Columbus and Coe has long been disputed but a comprehensive study published in
but a comprehensive study published in
but a comprehensive study published in 2011 seems to have put the debate to
2011 seems to have put the debate to
2011 seems to have put the debate to rest the advent of antibiotics in the
rest the advent of antibiotics in the
rest the advent of antibiotics in the 20th century made the disease curable
20th century made the disease curable
20th century made the disease curable disease rates are exploding in the US
disease rates are exploding in the US
disease rates are exploding in the US and in the UK they rose 76 percent
and in the UK they rose 76 percent
and in the UK they rose 76 percent between 2012 and 2015 some blame the
between 2012 and 2015 some blame the
between 2012 and 2015 some blame the rise on funding cuts to public health
rise on funding cuts to public health
rise on funding cuts to public health initiatives others blame imperialism
initiatives others blame imperialism
initiatives others blame imperialism thanks a lot Columbus the men talk of
thanks a lot Columbus the men talk of
thanks a lot Columbus the men talk of throwing you to the Sharks if you don’t
throwing you to the Sharks if you don’t
throwing you to the Sharks if you don’t listen to reason
listen to reason
listen to reason so what do you think did mankind make
so what do you think did mankind make
so what do you think did mankind make the right choice with agriculture and
the right choice with agriculture and
the right choice with agriculture and monogamy I can’t believe you didn’t
monogamy I can’t believe you didn’t
monogamy I can’t believe you didn’t we’re back who does that why did we go
we’re back who does that why did we go
we’re back who does that why did we go to Costco and buy a year’s supply
to Costco and buy a year’s supply
to Costco and buy a year’s supply condoms if you weren’t gonna use a man
condoms if you weren’t gonna use a man
condoms if you weren’t gonna use a man if you’re itching for more incredible
if you’re itching for more incredible
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