we hate to burst your bubble but this particular line of work isn’t about sex
particular line of work isn’t about sex
particular line of work isn’t about sex fancy cars and three-piece suits for us
fancy cars and three-piece suits for us
fancy cars and three-piece suits for us to have some unfinished business to
to have some unfinished business to
to have some unfinished business to attend to
attend to
attend to welcome to watchmojo.com Stallman we’re
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welcome to watchmojo.com Stallman we’re counting down the top 5 myths about
counting down the top 5 myths about
counting down the top 5 myths about spies before we begin we publish new
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dismantle some of the biggest myths
dismantle some of the biggest myths about spies perpetuated by Hollywood
about spies perpetuated by Hollywood
about spies perpetuated by Hollywood over the years
over the years
over the years number 5 spies kill each other all the
number 5 spies kill each other all the
number 5 spies kill each other all the time
time
time second there’s nothing quite like a
second there’s nothing quite like a
second there’s nothing quite like a little spy on spy action two highly
little spy on spy action two highly
little spy on spy action two highly trained professionals locked in a battle
trained professionals locked in a battle
trained professionals locked in a battle to see who can off the other one first
to see who can off the other one first
to see who can off the other one first suddenly that’s a movie trope not
suddenly that’s a movie trope not
suddenly that’s a movie trope not reality
reality
reality modern intelligent agencies actually
modern intelligent agencies actually
modern intelligent agencies actually avoid killing the competition whenever
avoid killing the competition whenever
avoid killing the competition whenever possible what did you tell them
possible what did you tell them
possible what did you tell them everything if captured a spy may be
everything if captured a spy may be
everything if captured a spy may be interrogated for information but it’s in
interrogated for information but it’s in
interrogated for information but it’s in their enemy’s best interest to keep them
their enemy’s best interest to keep them
their enemy’s best interest to keep them alive your violin give you only
alive your violin give you only
alive your violin give you only absolutely invalid rule of international
absolutely invalid rule of international
absolutely invalid rule of international relationship and why so you could kill a
relationship and why so you could kill a
relationship and why so you could kill a nobody we wanted to question it not a
nobody we wanted to question it not a
nobody we wanted to question it not a penis the logic is simple kill one of
penis the logic is simple kill one of
penis the logic is simple kill one of ours and we’ll respond accordingly a
ours and we’ll respond accordingly a
ours and we’ll respond accordingly a spies death would set up a legal domino
spies death would set up a legal domino
spies death would set up a legal domino effect not to mention a bureaucratic and
effect not to mention a bureaucratic and
effect not to mention a bureaucratic and political health storm
political health storm
political health storm however when dealing with members of a
however when dealing with members of a
however when dealing with members of a criminal organization or terrorists well
criminal organization or terrorists well
criminal organization or terrorists well things admittedly get a little murky
things admittedly get a little murky
things admittedly get a little murky number four there’s no paperwork think
number four there’s no paperwork think
number four there’s no paperwork think about your favorite spy movie at any
about your favorite spy movie at any
about your favorite spy movie at any point do you see bond born or hunt
point do you see bond born or hunt
point do you see bond born or hunt sitting behind a desk furiously typing
sitting behind a desk furiously typing
sitting behind a desk furiously typing up a report how about signing a widt
up a report how about signing a widt
up a report how about signing a widt contract or filling out a medical
contract or filling out a medical
contract or filling out a medical insurance form fat chance
the insurance company is never gonna
the insurance company is never gonna believe according to Fred Russman
believe according to Fred Russman
believe according to Fred Russman who was a member of the CIA for over two
who was a member of the CIA for over two
who was a member of the CIA for over two decades roughly 90% of international
decades roughly 90% of international
decades roughly 90% of international espionage is paperwork real spies get
espionage is paperwork real spies get
espionage is paperwork real spies get their kicks from typing up reports that
their kicks from typing up reports that
their kicks from typing up reports that will put five guys behind bars we hate
will put five guys behind bars we hate
will put five guys behind bars we hate to be the bearers of bad news but the
to be the bearers of bad news but the
to be the bearers of bad news but the life of a spy involves a lot more
life of a spy involves a lot more
life of a spy involves a lot more documenting than leaping from buildings
documenting than leaping from buildings
documenting than leaping from buildings as things explode in the background
as things explode in the background
as things explode in the background number three a badass solution Trump’s
number three a badass solution Trump’s
number three a badass solution Trump’s protocol they wouldn’t be James Bond if
protocol they wouldn’t be James Bond if
protocol they wouldn’t be James Bond if he didn’t trigger the odd explosion at
he didn’t trigger the odd explosion at
he didn’t trigger the odd explosion at an embassy or sir the occasional tsunami
an embassy or sir the occasional tsunami
an embassy or sir the occasional tsunami unfortunately outside of film the world
unfortunately outside of film the world
unfortunately outside of film the world of espionage is inundated with the arach
of espionage is inundated with the arach
of espionage is inundated with the arach recei and regulations while fighting a
recei and regulations while fighting a
recei and regulations while fighting a bad guy atop a moving train or
bad guy atop a moving train or
bad guy atop a moving train or dismantling a terrorist cell with our
dismantling a terrorist cell with our
dismantling a terrorist cell with our authorization sounds awesome it would
authorization sounds awesome it would
authorization sounds awesome it would probably get the spy in question fired
probably get the spy in question fired
probably get the spy in question fired sorry
sorry
sorry I’ll shoot the camera first next time or
I’ll shoot the camera first next time or
I’ll shoot the camera first next time or yourself think about it like this
yourself think about it like this
yourself think about it like this governments spend millions of dollars
governments spend millions of dollars
governments spend millions of dollars developing human assets for field work
developing human assets for field work
developing human assets for field work should one decide to ignore protocol in
should one decide to ignore protocol in
should one decide to ignore protocol in favor of paragliding off a skyscraper
favor of paragliding off a skyscraper
favor of paragliding off a skyscraper their benefactors stand to lose more
their benefactors stand to lose more
their benefactors stand to lose more than just a rebellious agent that’s a
than just a rebellious agent that’s a
than just a rebellious agent that’s a major investment that just went out the
major investment that just went out the
major investment that just went out the window I drove a car off a freeway on
window I drove a car off a freeway on
window I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while I was on fire not
top of a train while I was on fire not
top of a train while I was on fire not the car I was on fire number two they
the car I was on fire number two they
the car I was on fire number two they drive fancy cars imagine for a moment
drive fancy cars imagine for a moment
drive fancy cars imagine for a moment that you’re a spy operating in an
that you’re a spy operating in an
that you’re a spy operating in an impoverished country your goal is to
impoverished country your goal is to
impoverished country your goal is to blend in be one with your surroundings
blend in be one with your surroundings
blend in be one with your surroundings and most importantly avoid raising
and most importantly avoid raising
and most importantly avoid raising suspicion now do you really think that
suspicion now do you really think that
suspicion now do you really think that cruising around in a drop-top Benz a
cruising around in a drop-top Benz a
cruising around in a drop-top Benz a smoking-hot Ferrari or an elegant Aston
smoking-hot Ferrari or an elegant Aston
smoking-hot Ferrari or an elegant Aston Martin is the best way to accomplish the
Martin is the best way to accomplish the
Martin is the best way to accomplish the affirmation goals
affirmation goals
affirmation goals nope run loose
nope run loose
nope run loose a spy’s car will be appropriate to the
a spy’s car will be appropriate to the
a spy’s car will be appropriate to the situation if they’re going undercover as
situation if they’re going undercover as
situation if they’re going undercover as a high-society function they may very
a high-society function they may very
a high-society function they may very well wind up driving a luxury vehicle or
well wind up driving a luxury vehicle or
well wind up driving a luxury vehicle or sports car but more often than not
sports car but more often than not
sports car but more often than not they’re probably cruising in a B sedan
they’re probably cruising in a B sedan
they’re probably cruising in a B sedan with good gas mileage number one they
with good gas mileage number one they
with good gas mileage number one they have a license to kill just the thing
have a license to kill just the thing
have a license to kill just the thing for unwinding after a rough there the
for unwinding after a rough there the
for unwinding after a rough there the army guy remind uw7 that you have a
army guy remind uw7 that you have a
army guy remind uw7 that you have a license to kill not to break the traffic
license to kill not to break the traffic
license to kill not to break the traffic laws let’s put this colossal myth to
laws let’s put this colossal myth to
laws let’s put this colossal myth to rest once and for all by saying spies
rest once and for all by saying spies
rest once and for all by saying spies don’t have a license to kill contrary to
don’t have a license to kill contrary to
don’t have a license to kill contrary to what the James Bond franchise would have
what the James Bond franchise would have
what the James Bond franchise would have you believe a spy can’t just saunter up
you believe a spy can’t just saunter up
you believe a spy can’t just saunter up to whomever they like and end the person
to whomever they like and end the person
to whomever they like and end the person the role of a spy is first and foremost
the role of a spy is first and foremost
the role of a spy is first and foremost to collect information and maybe this
to collect information and maybe this
to collect information and maybe this goes without saying but trying to gather
goes without saying but trying to gather
goes without saying but trying to gather intelligence from someone after you’ve
intelligence from someone after you’ve
intelligence from someone after you’ve killed them seems counterintuitive in
killed them seems counterintuitive in
killed them seems counterintuitive in fact many agents will go their entire
fact many agents will go their entire
fact many agents will go their entire careers without even firing their
careers without even firing their
careers without even firing their weapons that is a far cry from
weapons that is a far cry from
weapons that is a far cry from double-oh-seven who is mowed down
double-oh-seven who is mowed down
double-oh-seven who is mowed down hundreds of people during his tenure at
hundreds of people during his tenure at
hundreds of people during his tenure at mi6
mi6
mi6 but hey you gotta sell those movie
but hey you gotta sell those movie
but hey you gotta sell those movie tickets the names bond James Bond so
tickets the names bond James Bond so
tickets the names bond James Bond so which of these myths did you believe
which of these myths did you believe
which of these myths did you believe check out these other great clips from
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