get out the shotgun or your trusty baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire
baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire
baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire because these zombies are flesh and
because these zombies are flesh and
because these zombies are flesh and blood easy peasy lemon squeezy
blood easy peasy lemon squeezy
blood easy peasy lemon squeezy welcome to watchmojo.com Stallman we’re
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welcome to watchmojo.com Stallman we’re counting down the top 5 facts about
counting down the top 5 facts about
counting down the top 5 facts about real-life zombies oh boy zombie
real-life zombies oh boy zombie
real-life zombies oh boy zombie apocalypse from reanimated corpses to
apocalypse from reanimated corpses to
apocalypse from reanimated corpses to mindless drones serving at the will of
mindless drones serving at the will of
mindless drones serving at the will of others we’re exploring various examples
others we’re exploring various examples
others we’re exploring various examples of zombie-ism in our real world that
of zombie-ism in our real world that
of zombie-ism in our real world that make the science fiction scenario of a
make the science fiction scenario of a
make the science fiction scenario of a zombie apocalypse uncomfortably
zombie apocalypse uncomfortably
zombie apocalypse uncomfortably plausible hey I dunno don’t you get man
plausible hey I dunno don’t you get man
plausible hey I dunno don’t you get man number 5 the US government has a plan
number 5 the US government has a plan
number 5 the US government has a plan for a zombie apocalypse Wow six hours on
for a zombie apocalypse Wow six hours on
for a zombie apocalypse Wow six hours on the dot and well practice makes perfect
the dot and well practice makes perfect
the dot and well practice makes perfect they’ve dismissed it as a simple
they’ve dismissed it as a simple
they’ve dismissed it as a simple training exercise but the US government
training exercise but the US government
training exercise but the US government is in possession of a detailed zombie
is in possession of a detailed zombie
is in possession of a detailed zombie apocalypse contingency plan it outlines
apocalypse contingency plan it outlines
apocalypse contingency plan it outlines response strategies to a variety of
response strategies to a variety of
response strategies to a variety of zombie Oh breaks portrayed in popular
zombie Oh breaks portrayed in popular
zombie Oh breaks portrayed in popular culture ranging from the standard
culture ranging from the standard
culture ranging from the standard pathogenic zombies to extraterrestrial
pathogenic zombies to extraterrestrial
pathogenic zombies to extraterrestrial space zombies or magic zombies of occult
space zombies or magic zombies of occult
space zombies or magic zombies of occult origins the plan titled con plan 8888
origins the plan titled con plan 8888
origins the plan titled con plan 8888 coordinates multiple branches of the
coordinates multiple branches of the
coordinates multiple branches of the military the Pentagon essentials for
military the Pentagon essentials for
military the Pentagon essentials for Disease Control and Prevention and more
it all sounds very silly but with the
it all sounds very silly but with the recent surge in possibly drug-induced
recent surge in possibly drug-induced
recent surge in possibly drug-induced face-eating cannibal attacks it seems
face-eating cannibal attacks it seems
face-eating cannibal attacks it seems prudent of them to be prepared a naked
prudent of them to be prepared a naked
prudent of them to be prepared a naked man he was shot dead on Saturday by
man he was shot dead on Saturday by
man he was shot dead on Saturday by police because he was knowing off
police because he was knowing off
police because he was knowing off another man’s face and how better to
another man’s face and how better to
another man’s face and how better to keep the public from worrying than
keep the public from worrying than
keep the public from worrying than dismissing the contingency plan as a
dismissing the contingency plan as a
dismissing the contingency plan as a joke when the dead rise the government
joke when the dead rise the government
joke when the dead rise the government is ready but are you some people’s
is ready but are you some people’s
is ready but are you some people’s epiphany is when they realize that the
epiphany is when they realize that the
epiphany is when they realize that the guy that lives on their block with all
guy that lives on their block with all
guy that lives on their block with all the guns and ammo isn’t crazy number
the guns and ammo isn’t crazy number
the guns and ammo isn’t crazy number four bio quark bringing zombies to a
four bio quark bringing zombies to a
four bio quark bringing zombies to a hospital near you somewhere deep
hospital near you somewhere deep
hospital near you somewhere deep underground in a secret facility evil
underground in a secret facility evil
underground in a secret facility evil bio technicians tinker with the stolen
bio technicians tinker with the stolen
bio technicians tinker with the stolen corpses of your loved ones with one
corpses of your loved ones with one
corpses of your loved ones with one sinister goal in mind to raise an army
sinister goal in mind to raise an army
sinister goal in mind to raise an army of the dead okay so they’re not mad
of the dead okay so they’re not mad
of the dead okay so they’re not mad scientists and they’re based in
scientists and they’re based in
scientists and they’re based in Philadelphia but by Oh quark biotech is
Philadelphia but by Oh quark biotech is
Philadelphia but by Oh quark biotech is experimenting with reanimating the dead
experimenting with reanimating the dead
experimenting with reanimating the dead and despite the fact that they’re doing
and despite the fact that they’re doing
and despite the fact that they’re doing it with the goal of helping coma
it with the goal of helping coma
it with the goal of helping coma patients curing disabilities or even
patients curing disabilities or even
patients curing disabilities or even reversing degenerative diseases they’ve
reversing degenerative diseases they’ve
reversing degenerative diseases they’ve received a lot of criticism for moral
received a lot of criticism for moral
received a lot of criticism for moral scientific and religious reasons the
scientific and religious reasons the
scientific and religious reasons the appropriately titled reanima project
appropriately titled reanima project
appropriately titled reanima project involves stem cells spinal fluid
involves stem cells spinal fluid
involves stem cells spinal fluid transfers and nerve stimulation applied
transfers and nerve stimulation applied
transfers and nerve stimulation applied to brain-dead patients why are we not
to brain-dead patients why are we not
to brain-dead patients why are we not funding this we’ve been inundated with
funding this we’ve been inundated with
funding this we’ve been inundated with emails from members of the public
emails from members of the public
emails from members of the public begging them to stop before they
begging them to stop before they
begging them to stop before they accidentally set off a zombie apocalypse
number three wasps are already creating
number three wasps are already creating zombies this should guarantee that
zombies this should guarantee that
zombies this should guarantee that you’ll never complain about a simple
you’ll never complain about a simple
you’ll never complain about a simple wasp sting again various species of wasp
wasp sting again various species of wasp
wasp sting again various species of wasp actually take control of the minds of
actually take control of the minds of
actually take control of the minds of other insects turning them into zombie
other insects turning them into zombie
other insects turning them into zombie slaves the Costa Rican parasite wasp
slaves the Costa Rican parasite wasp
slaves the Costa Rican parasite wasp injects spiders with a chemical that
injects spiders with a chemical that
injects spiders with a chemical that makes them build a specific web to
makes them build a specific web to
makes them build a specific web to support and protect the larvas cocoon
support and protect the larvas cocoon
support and protect the larvas cocoon with the spiders own body acting as the
with the spiders own body acting as the
with the spiders own body acting as the central support and ultimately a meal
central support and ultimately a meal
central support and ultimately a meal the jewel wasp performs brain surgery
the jewel wasp performs brain surgery
the jewel wasp performs brain surgery with its stinger on cockroaches to make
with its stinger on cockroaches to make
with its stinger on cockroaches to make them into lobotomized living incubators
them into lobotomized living incubators
them into lobotomized living incubators for their young the wasp twists its body
for their young the wasp twists its body
for their young the wasp twists its body around the roach so it can sting into
around the roach so it can sting into
around the roach so it can sting into its brain and inject the Zomba fiying
its brain and inject the Zomba fiying
its brain and inject the Zomba fiying mixture the GLIP tappan talese wasp lays
mixture the GLIP tappan talese wasp lays
mixture the GLIP tappan talese wasp lays its young inside a caterpillar and after
its young inside a caterpillar and after
its young inside a caterpillar and after the larvae rip through its skin the
the larvae rip through its skin the
the larvae rip through its skin the caterpillar is chemically compelled to
caterpillar is chemically compelled to
caterpillar is chemically compelled to protect their cocoons until it starves
protect their cocoons until it starves
protect their cocoons until it starves to death just be thankful they haven’t
to death just be thankful they haven’t
to death just be thankful they haven’t learned to target humans yet number two
learned to target humans yet number two
learned to target humans yet number two fungal zombie-ism is especially
fungal zombie-ism is especially
fungal zombie-ism is especially terrifying if there’s one form of
terrifying if there’s one form of
terrifying if there’s one form of zombie-ism you should worry about
zombie-ism you should worry about
zombie-ism you should worry about it’s the fungal variety because from a
it’s the fungal variety because from a
it’s the fungal variety because from a scientific perspective it’s
scientific perspective it’s
scientific perspective it’s theoretically possible it’s infected
theoretically possible it’s infected
theoretically possible it’s infected brain directs this ant upwards
brain directs this ant upwards
brain directs this ant upwards you wouldn’t start eating brains but a
you wouldn’t start eating brains but a
you wouldn’t start eating brains but a fungal infection of the brain could take
fungal infection of the brain could take
fungal infection of the brain could take control of your motor system in the
control of your motor system in the
control of your motor system in the tropical forests of Thailand and the
tropical forests of Thailand and the
tropical forests of Thailand and the rainforests of Brazil
rainforests of Brazil
rainforests of Brazil one terrifying fungus sense pours out
one terrifying fungus sense pours out
one terrifying fungus sense pours out into the air which works their way into
into the air which works their way into
into the air which works their way into the bodies of ants there the fungus
the bodies of ants there the fungus
the bodies of ants there the fungus begins to grow spreading chemicals to
begins to grow spreading chemicals to
begins to grow spreading chemicals to the brain which take over the motor
the brain which take over the motor
the brain which take over the motor system directing the ant to a suitable
system directing the ant to a suitable
system directing the ant to a suitable place to sprout only once the ant
place to sprout only once the ant
place to sprout only once the ant reaches this location does the spore
reaches this location does the spore
reaches this location does the spore finally kill it it then uses the ants
finally kill it it then uses the ants
finally kill it it then uses the ants corpse as a macabre flowerpot to restart
corpse as a macabre flowerpot to restart
corpse as a macabre flowerpot to restart the cycle the fungus is so virulent it
the cycle the fungus is so virulent it
the cycle the fungus is so virulent it can wipe out whole colonies of ants
can wipe out whole colonies of ants
can wipe out whole colonies of ants number one there have been cases of
number one there have been cases of
number one there have been cases of voodoo and chemically induced zombie-ism
fungus might be the future of zombie-ism
fungus might be the future of zombie-ism but zombie human history lies in voodoo
but zombie human history lies in voodoo
but zombie human history lies in voodoo some call it magic others call it
some call it magic others call it
some call it magic others call it drug-induced slavery
drug-induced slavery
drug-induced slavery either way it’s a nightmarish concept in
either way it’s a nightmarish concept in
either way it’s a nightmarish concept in the early 20th century US Marines
the early 20th century US Marines
the early 20th century US Marines returned from Haiti with horror stories
returned from Haiti with horror stories
returned from Haiti with horror stories of voodoo practitioners raising the dead
of voodoo practitioners raising the dead
of voodoo practitioners raising the dead they’ve been credited with bringing
they’ve been credited with bringing
they’ve been credited with bringing zombie culture to America so what did
zombie culture to America so what did
zombie culture to America so what did they actually see it’s believed that
they actually see it’s believed that
they actually see it’s believed that voodoo priests use powerful poisons like
voodoo priests use powerful poisons like
voodoo priests use powerful poisons like Bufo toxin to make a victim appear dead
Bufo toxin to make a victim appear dead
Bufo toxin to make a victim appear dead the victim would be buried then the
the victim would be buried then the
the victim would be buried then the priest would exhume the body and keep
priest would exhume the body and keep
priest would exhume the body and keep the victim in a drug-induced stupor to
the victim in a drug-induced stupor to
the victim in a drug-induced stupor to perform hard labor this was the case
perform hard labor this was the case
perform hard labor this was the case with supposed former zombie clairvius
with supposed former zombie clairvius
with supposed former zombie clairvius narcisse who in 1980 returned home 18
narcisse who in 1980 returned home 18
narcisse who in 1980 returned home 18 years after his own funeral when his
years after his own funeral when his
years after his own funeral when his master finally died and the controlling
master finally died and the controlling
master finally died and the controlling substances wore off chilly so are you
substances wore off chilly so are you
substances wore off chilly so are you gonna be putting together a zombie
gonna be putting together a zombie
gonna be putting together a zombie survival kit of your own just in case
survival kit of your own just in case
survival kit of your own just in case and do you believe the government zombie
and do you believe the government zombie
and do you believe the government zombie contingency plan was really just an
contingency plan was really just an
contingency plan was really just an exercise for more stupor inducing
exercise for more stupor inducing
exercise for more stupor inducing toptenz and macabre flower pot top fives
toptenz and macabre flower pot top fives
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that sure wasn’t much of a zombie
that sure wasn’t much of a zombie apocalypse yeah that’s suck
apocalypse yeah that’s suck
apocalypse yeah that’s suck you
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