all right right off the bat I gotta hand it to our researchers who worked many
it to our researchers who worked many
it to our researchers who worked many many late nights on this project and for
many late nights on this project and for
many late nights on this project and for free give them a hand
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watchmojo.com Stallman we’re counting down the five craziest things we could
down the five craziest things we could
down the five craziest things we could learn about everyone’s favorite
learn about everyone’s favorite
learn about everyone’s favorite oversized romanticized and often
oversized romanticized and often
oversized romanticized and often vilified source of smut the pornography
vilified source of smut the pornography
vilified source of smut the pornography industry it’s not gonna matter what TV
industry it’s not gonna matter what TV
industry it’s not gonna matter what TV show says I’m a bad influence on youth
show says I’m a bad influence on youth
show says I’m a bad influence on youth it’s it’s really about continuing to
it’s it’s really about continuing to
it’s it’s really about continuing to just follow my dreams and passions be
just follow my dreams and passions be
just follow my dreams and passions be myself number five the first
myself number five the first
myself number five the first pornographic film was made in 1896 in
pornographic film was made in 1896 in
pornographic film was made in 1896 in the early days of cinema paying a few
the early days of cinema paying a few
the early days of cinema paying a few pennies to see a film less than a minute
pennies to see a film less than a minute
pennies to see a film less than a minute long was the extent of the industry even
long was the extent of the industry even
long was the extent of the industry even if what you were seeing had minimal
if what you were seeing had minimal
if what you were seeing had minimal semblance of story and you were mostly
semblance of story and you were mostly
semblance of story and you were mostly paying for the thrill of the moving
paying for the thrill of the moving
paying for the thrill of the moving image remind you of anything I’m a
image remind you of anything I’m a
image remind you of anything I’m a delivery man and I have some cream for
delivery man and I have some cream for
delivery man and I have some cream for you
you
you Wow that cream looks heavy you must be
Wow that cream looks heavy you must be
Wow that cream looks heavy you must be strong one such work released in 1896
strong one such work released in 1896
strong one such work released in 1896 entitled the kiss simply showed a couple
entitled the kiss simply showed a couple
entitled the kiss simply showed a couple of totally gorgeous actors sharing a
of totally gorgeous actors sharing a
of totally gorgeous actors sharing a closed mouth kiss produced by Thomas
closed mouth kiss produced by Thomas
closed mouth kiss produced by Thomas Edison at the time this was seen as the
Edison at the time this was seen as the
Edison at the time this was seen as the most shocking thing ever put to
most shocking thing ever put to
most shocking thing ever put to celluloid palling polite society
celluloid palling polite society
celluloid palling polite society reaction to the film portended a new era
reaction to the film portended a new era
reaction to the film portended a new era of censorship and ratings that we are
of censorship and ratings that we are
of censorship and ratings that we are all too familiar with today also it just
all too familiar with today also it just
all too familiar with today also it just so happens to contain the first-ever
so happens to contain the first-ever
so happens to contain the first-ever porn stash
number four porn makes a ton of cash
number four porn makes a ton of cash witches are gonna burn by its nature the
witches are gonna burn by its nature the
witches are gonna burn by its nature the porn industry is relatively private so
porn industry is relatively private so
porn industry is relatively private so it’s very difficult to find its actual
it’s very difficult to find its actual
it’s very difficult to find its actual dollar value we do know that as of 2014
dollar value we do know that as of 2014
dollar value we do know that as of 2014 it was estimated that the industry raked
it was estimated that the industry raked
it was estimated that the industry raked in something in the neighborhood of 97
in something in the neighborhood of 97
in something in the neighborhood of 97 billion u.s. dollars to put that in
billion u.s. dollars to put that in
billion u.s. dollars to put that in perspective as of 2013 the video game
perspective as of 2013 the video game
perspective as of 2013 the video game industry was estimated to be worth 93
industry was estimated to be worth 93
industry was estimated to be worth 93 billion speaking of money in sex
billion speaking of money in sex
billion speaking of money in sex heterosexual porn is one of the few
heterosexual porn is one of the few
heterosexual porn is one of the few areas where the gender wage gap is
areas where the gender wage gap is
areas where the gender wage gap is actually reversed yep according to some
actually reversed yep according to some
actually reversed yep according to some sources women get paid twice as much as
sources women get paid twice as much as
sources women get paid twice as much as the man that they’re working with Abu
the man that they’re working with Abu
the man that they’re working with Abu says that’s not fair and as you might
says that’s not fair and as you might
says that’s not fair and as you might imagine men have certain pressures on
imagine men have certain pressures on
imagine men have certain pressures on them that women don’t more on that later
them that women don’t more on that later
them that women don’t more on that later that guy Brandon say Randy who was Bobby
that guy Brandon say Randy who was Bobby
that guy Brandon say Randy who was Bobby Long’s awesome nice boyfriend he said he
Long’s awesome nice boyfriend he said he
Long’s awesome nice boyfriend he said he makes a hundred grand a year because he
makes a hundred grand a year because he
makes a hundred grand a year because he shoots and distributes his own porno
shoots and distributes his own porno
shoots and distributes his own porno flicks if it’s so easy how come
flicks if it’s so easy how come
flicks if it’s so easy how come everybody doesn’t do it because other
everybody doesn’t do it because other
everybody doesn’t do it because other people have options and dignity number
people have options and dignity number
people have options and dignity number three
three
three LA County is the center of the porn
LA County is the center of the porn
LA County is the center of the porn world or was California
right back where we started from
right back where we started from California
California
California for decades California San Fernando
for decades California San Fernando
for decades California San Fernando Valley has been the porn capital of the
Valley has been the porn capital of the
Valley has been the porn capital of the world we are just now coming to the end
world we are just now coming to the end
world we are just now coming to the end of this era and surprisingly for legal
of this era and surprisingly for legal
of this era and surprisingly for legal reasons there are seven people we’ve had
reasons there are seven people we’ve had
reasons there are seven people we’ve had two positives in less than a week in
two positives in less than a week in
two positives in less than a week in world in HIV while many companies have
world in HIV while many companies have
world in HIV while many companies have their actors perform regular STI tests
their actors perform regular STI tests
their actors perform regular STI tests hardly any would use condoms on set for
hardly any would use condoms on set for
hardly any would use condoms on set for a variety of reasons up until now the
a variety of reasons up until now the
a variety of reasons up until now the First Amendment’s right to free speech
First Amendment’s right to free speech
First Amendment’s right to free speech allowed this but in 2012 a law passed
allowed this but in 2012 a law passed
allowed this but in 2012 a law passed which made condoms mandatory for any
which made condoms mandatory for any
which made condoms mandatory for any adult movie shot in LA County it’s a
adult movie shot in LA County it’s a
adult movie shot in LA County it’s a violation of the American Constitution
violation of the American Constitution
violation of the American Constitution and freedom of speech freedom of
and freedom of speech freedom of
and freedom of speech freedom of expression as a result of these new laws
expression as a result of these new laws
expression as a result of these new laws most porn producers including industry
most porn producers including industry
most porn producers including industry leader vivid entertainment have slowly
leader vivid entertainment have slowly
leader vivid entertainment have slowly moved their production outside of LA to
moved their production outside of LA to
moved their production outside of LA to either elsewhere in California or in
either elsewhere in California or in
either elsewhere in California or in Nevada where it is actually much easier
Nevada where it is actually much easier
Nevada where it is actually much easier to obtain a shooting permit so long
to obtain a shooting permit so long
to obtain a shooting permit so long California California number two male
California California number two male
California California number two male actors have it the hardest it seems like
actors have it the hardest it seems like
actors have it the hardest it seems like the easiest job in the world really
the easiest job in the world really
the easiest job in the world really let’s face it it’s not many many men
let’s face it it’s not many many men
let’s face it it’s not many many men have tried and very few have made it all
have tried and very few have made it all
have tried and very few have made it all men at some point have been watching
men at some point have been watching
men at some point have been watching porn and thought to themselves say that
porn and thought to themselves say that
porn and thought to themselves say that looks fun I could do that
looks fun I could do that
looks fun I could do that be careful what you wish for on top of
be careful what you wish for on top of
be careful what you wish for on top of the fact that women are paid more than
the fact that women are paid more than
the fact that women are paid more than men if a man is unable to climax at the
men if a man is unable to climax at the
men if a man is unable to climax at the end of a day’s shoot his pay will be cut
end of a day’s shoot his pay will be cut
end of a day’s shoot his pay will be cut significantly maybe that’s why it’s
significantly maybe that’s why it’s
significantly maybe that’s why it’s called the money shot he came to you he
called the money shot he came to you he
called the money shot he came to you he what he came you came get out of here
what he came you came get out of here
what he came you came get out of here what is this you junior prom no I didn’t
what is this you junior prom no I didn’t
what is this you junior prom no I didn’t I just wasn’t uh but this is harder than
I just wasn’t uh but this is harder than
I just wasn’t uh but this is harder than it sounds as actors can struggle to
it sounds as actors can struggle to
it sounds as actors can struggle to maintain an erection on set which is
maintain an erection on set which is
maintain an erection on set which is understandable considering the pressure
understandable considering the pressure
understandable considering the pressure of having lights cameras and people all
of having lights cameras and people all
of having lights cameras and people all around you plus the sheer length of the
around you plus the sheer length of the
around you plus the sheer length of the typical shoot he’s got it up a little
typical shoot he’s got it up a little
typical shoot he’s got it up a little bit and
bit and
bit and kept loose named become anything so it
kept loose named become anything so it
kept loose named become anything so it was really just her hmm
was really just her hmm
was really just her hmm Studios I’ve even been known to hire
Studios I’ve even been known to hire
Studios I’ve even been known to hire fluffers to come on set in order to
fluffers to come on set in order to
fluffers to come on set in order to stimulate the actor via oral or other
stimulate the actor via oral or other
stimulate the actor via oral or other non penetrative sexual acts to prepare
non penetrative sexual acts to prepare
non penetrative sexual acts to prepare for a scene and you thought your job
for a scene and you thought your job
for a scene and you thought your job sucked
number one pornographers decide how you
number one pornographers decide how you watch movies I’m just sick of all the
watch movies I’m just sick of all the
watch movies I’m just sick of all the amateur stuff you know I mean like if
amateur stuff you know I mean like if
amateur stuff you know I mean like if I’m paying top dollar I want a little
I’m paying top dollar I want a little
I’m paying top dollar I want a little production value you know like some
production value you know like some
production value you know like some editing transition something some music
editing transition something some music
editing transition something some music yet you know well I’m sorry Evan that
yet you know well I’m sorry Evan that
yet you know well I’m sorry Evan that the Coen brothers don’t direct the porn
the Coen brothers don’t direct the porn
the Coen brothers don’t direct the porn that I watched they’re hard to get a
that I watched they’re hard to get a
that I watched they’re hard to get a hold of okay you ever wonder what the
hold of okay you ever wonder what the
hold of okay you ever wonder what the deciding factor was in media format wars
deciding factor was in media format wars
deciding factor was in media format wars okay blu-ray the strength to hammer the
okay blu-ray the strength to hammer the
okay blu-ray the strength to hammer the nails into HD DVDs coffin that’s right
nails into HD DVDs coffin that’s right
nails into HD DVDs coffin that’s right it’s good old-fashioned Phil look at
it’s good old-fashioned Phil look at
it’s good old-fashioned Phil look at this it’s a Cathedral of poem with porn
this it’s a Cathedral of poem with porn
this it’s a Cathedral of poem with porn moving such a high volume of materials
moving such a high volume of materials
moving such a high volume of materials their format choices have the power to
their format choices have the power to
their format choices have the power to decide format conflicts in the days when
decide format conflicts in the days when
decide format conflicts in the days when Betamax was duking it out with VHS the
Betamax was duking it out with VHS the
Betamax was duking it out with VHS the porn industry elected to distribute
porn industry elected to distribute
porn industry elected to distribute their material on VHS as it was cheaper
their material on VHS as it was cheaper
their material on VHS as it was cheaper and a single cassette could hold more
and a single cassette could hold more
and a single cassette could hold more footage
footage
footage more recently pornography back Sony’s
more recently pornography back Sony’s
more recently pornography back Sony’s blu-ray technology favoring its slightly
blu-ray technology favoring its slightly
blu-ray technology favoring its slightly better resolution that allowed for a
better resolution that allowed for a
better resolution that allowed for a high quality viewing of whatever you
high quality viewing of whatever you
high quality viewing of whatever you want I’m not gonna lie it’s kind of
want I’m not gonna lie it’s kind of
want I’m not gonna lie it’s kind of brutal some girls you see an HD do it
brutal some girls you see an HD do it
brutal some girls you see an HD do it whoo so which of these facts surprised
whoo so which of these facts surprised
whoo so which of these facts surprised you do you think performers should be
you do you think performers should be
you do you think performers should be required to wear condoms unhand her
required to wear condoms unhand her
required to wear condoms unhand her jizmaster zero for more money shot top
jizmaster zero for more money shot top
jizmaster zero for more money shot top tens and friction causing top fives be
tens and friction causing top fives be
tens and friction causing top fives be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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you’re the weird one man don’t make me
you’re the weird one man don’t make me feel weird cuz I like porn hear the
feel weird cuz I like porn hear the
feel weird cuz I like porn hear the weird one
weird one
weird one I’m normal shit
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