marriage a bloody marriage everyone’s got an opinion on it but most of us
got an opinion on it but most of us
got an opinion on it but most of us still don’t know the ins and outs of
still don’t know the ins and outs of
still don’t know the ins and outs of getting hitched do we already start yeah
getting hitched do we already start yeah
getting hitched do we already start yeah oh sorry I thought there’s supposed to
oh sorry I thought there’s supposed to
oh sorry I thought there’s supposed to be a buzzer or a whistle or something
be a buzzer or a whistle or something
be a buzzer or a whistle or something welcome to watchmojo.com dispel some one
welcome to watchmojo.com dispel some one
welcome to watchmojo.com dispel some one by one in today’s installment we’re
by one in today’s installment we’re
by one in today’s installment we’re counting down the five myths about tying
counting down the five myths about tying
counting down the five myths about tying the knot that had a saying I don’t then
the knot that had a saying I don’t then
the knot that had a saying I don’t then you take a deep breath look into her
you take a deep breath look into her
you take a deep breath look into her eyes and utter the immortal words if you
eyes and utter the immortal words if you
eyes and utter the immortal words if you don’t marry me I’ll kill myself
don’t marry me I’ll kill myself
don’t marry me I’ll kill myself I will myth number five it takes two to
I will myth number five it takes two to
I will myth number five it takes two to marry you know I am so romantic
marry you know I am so romantic
marry you know I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry my
sometimes I think I should just marry my
sometimes I think I should just marry my scheme you break what a night of romance
scheme you break what a night of romance
scheme you break what a night of romance I got ahead of me getting married is all
I got ahead of me getting married is all
I got ahead of me getting married is all about connecting with that special
about connecting with that special
about connecting with that special someone that person could be a man a
someone that person could be a man a
someone that person could be a man a woman or even yourself
woman or even yourself
woman or even yourself wait what that’s right self marriage is
wait what that’s right self marriage is
wait what that’s right self marriage is a thing I’m not crazy Frank I’m making a
a thing I’m not crazy Frank I’m making a
a thing I’m not crazy Frank I’m making a statement that if need be I will marry
statement that if need be I will marry
statement that if need be I will marry myself and I am NOT embarrassed it is
myself and I am NOT embarrassed it is
myself and I am NOT embarrassed it is the union between a person and
the union between a person and
the union between a person and themselves and can be a reflection of a
themselves and can be a reflection of a
themselves and can be a reflection of a number of personal beliefs I’m getting
number of personal beliefs I’m getting
number of personal beliefs I’m getting married
married
married to myself while self marriage is
to myself while self marriage is
to myself while self marriage is essentially meaningless in the eyes of
essentially meaningless in the eyes of
essentially meaningless in the eyes of the law as in your taxes and marital
the law as in your taxes and marital
the law as in your taxes and marital status won’t change it’s still a
status won’t change it’s still a
status won’t change it’s still a ceremony that tells yourself and others
ceremony that tells yourself and others
ceremony that tells yourself and others that you are happy his declared his
that you are happy his declared his
that you are happy his declared his marriage by the joining of hands and by
marriage by the joining of hands and by
marriage by the joining of hands and by the giving and receiving of a ring an F
the giving and receiving of a ring an F
the giving and receiving of a ring an F will proclaim him husband this
will proclaim him husband this
will proclaim him husband this commitment places strong belief in self
commitment places strong belief in self
commitment places strong belief in self love and self compassion now let’s see
love and self compassion now let’s see
love and self compassion now let’s see the happy married couple take their
the happy married couple take their
the happy married couple take their first dance or
first dance or
first dance or huh now that goes myth number four the
huh now that goes myth number four the
huh now that goes myth number four the more educated a woman becomes the less
more educated a woman becomes the less
more educated a woman becomes the less likely she is to get married old friend
likely she is to get married old friend
likely she is to get married old friend she’s too smart fern just because she’s
she’s too smart fern just because she’s
she’s too smart fern just because she’s working towards her bachelor’s doesn’t
working towards her bachelor’s doesn’t
working towards her bachelor’s doesn’t mean she’s going to be a bachelor
mean she’s going to be a bachelor
mean she’s going to be a bachelor forever
forever
forever nevertheless this is still a common
nevertheless this is still a common
nevertheless this is still a common adage that persists advancements in
adage that persists advancements in
adage that persists advancements in society have led to a more egalitarian
society have led to a more egalitarian
society have led to a more egalitarian existence between man and woman as such
existence between man and woman as such
existence between man and woman as such women have been able to achieve greater
women have been able to achieve greater
women have been able to achieve greater economic independence by becoming highly
economic independence by becoming highly
economic independence by becoming highly educated in numerous fields but you
educated in numerous fields but you
educated in numerous fields but you already know that however this is not
already know that however this is not
already know that however this is not led to a decrease in the marriage rates
led to a decrease in the marriage rates
led to a decrease in the marriage rates of educated women in fact in 2008 a
of educated women in fact in 2008 a
of educated women in fact in 2008 a study showed that the marriage rate of
study showed that the marriage rate of
study showed that the marriage rate of college-educated thirty year olds and
college-educated thirty year olds and
college-educated thirty year olds and older was higher than those without a
older was higher than those without a
older was higher than those without a degree so I say let’s keep it short and
degree so I say let’s keep it short and
degree so I say let’s keep it short and sweet
sweet
sweet yes just do it already now of course
yes just do it already now of course
yes just do it already now of course education is not always a testament of
education is not always a testament of
education is not always a testament of one person’s intellectual superiority
one person’s intellectual superiority
one person’s intellectual superiority but it does perhaps shed some light on
but it does perhaps shed some light on
but it does perhaps shed some light on the fact that not all smartypants as
the fact that not all smartypants as
the fact that not all smartypants as spinsters I used to see you outside my
spinsters I used to see you outside my
spinsters I used to see you outside my father’s store and then we went on some
father’s store and then we went on some
father’s store and then we went on some dates and you let me have sex with you
dates and you let me have sex with you
dates and you let me have sex with you myth number three divorce rates are
myth number three divorce rates are
myth number three divorce rates are increasing okay
in a world where even Brangelina has met
in a world where even Brangelina has met its untimely end it seems only logical
its untimely end it seems only logical
its untimely end it seems only logical to assume that divorce rates are on the
to assume that divorce rates are on the
to assume that divorce rates are on the rise however the facts are in and
rise however the facts are in and
rise however the facts are in and divorce rates have been steadily
divorce rates have been steadily
divorce rates have been steadily decreasing since the 1980s based on data
decreasing since the 1980s based on data
decreasing since the 1980s based on data from the Centers of Disease Control and
from the Centers of Disease Control and
from the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention there were nine hundred and
Prevention there were nine hundred and
Prevention there were nine hundred and forty four thousand divorces in
forty four thousand divorces in
forty four thousand divorces in annulments in 2000 compared to eight
annulments in 2000 compared to eight
annulments in 2000 compared to eight hundred thirteen thousand in 2014 Oh
hundred thirteen thousand in 2014 Oh
hundred thirteen thousand in 2014 Oh fantastic well that’s good news a couple
fantastic well that’s good news a couple
fantastic well that’s good news a couple of reasons for this decline included
of reasons for this decline included
of reasons for this decline included increased birth control usage and people
increased birth control usage and people
increased birth control usage and people waiting to tie the knot until later in
waiting to tie the knot until later in
waiting to tie the knot until later in life so while we may be lowering pit and
life so while we may be lowering pit and
life so while we may be lowering pit and Jolie’s marriage into the grave it
Jolie’s marriage into the grave it
Jolie’s marriage into the grave it doesn’t mean it’s over for the rest of
doesn’t mean it’s over for the rest of
doesn’t mean it’s over for the rest of us myth number two having children will
us myth number two having children will
us myth number two having children will strengthen your marriage without the
strengthen your marriage without the
strengthen your marriage without the Betty’s saying it was no real proof the
Betty’s saying it was no real proof the
Betty’s saying it was no real proof the Lord and Lady consummated their marriage
Lord and Lady consummated their marriage
Lord and Lady consummated their marriage that there are other ways of providing
that there are other ways of providing
that there are other ways of providing it seems so obvious if you’re struggling
it seems so obvious if you’re struggling
it seems so obvious if you’re struggling to get along with the person you’ve
to get along with the person you’ve
to get along with the person you’ve decided to spend the rest of your life
decided to spend the rest of your life
decided to spend the rest of your life with have a baby babies are cute and
with have a baby babies are cute and
with have a baby babies are cute and cuddly and we’ll definitely bring you
cuddly and we’ll definitely bring you
cuddly and we’ll definitely bring you and your partner closer together right
and your partner closer together right
and your partner closer together right now well several counseling
now well several counseling
now well several counseling psychologists have suggested that it
psychologists have suggested that it
psychologists have suggested that it doesn’t quite work this way though a
doesn’t quite work this way though a
doesn’t quite work this way though a baby can bring a new chapter into your
baby can bring a new chapter into your
baby can bring a new chapter into your marriage with it comes more
marriage with it comes more
marriage with it comes more responsibilities and basically if you
responsibilities and basically if you
responsibilities and basically if you and your significant other are already
and your significant other are already
and your significant other are already at each other’s throats all the time
at each other’s throats all the time
at each other’s throats all the time introducing your child into the mix
introducing your child into the mix
introducing your child into the mix isn’t gonna make things easier sacrifice
isn’t gonna make things easier sacrifice
isn’t gonna make things easier sacrifice my charm my body my youth my vagina
my charm my body my youth my vagina
my charm my body my youth my vagina sacrifice your vibe it will never look
sacrifice your vibe it will never look
sacrifice your vibe it will never look the same after this myth number one
the same after this myth number one
the same after this myth number one married people have less satisfying sex
married people have less satisfying sex
married people have less satisfying sex lives and less sex than single people my
lives and less sex than single people my
lives and less sex than single people my husband started drinking those giant
husband started drinking those giant
husband started drinking those giant sodas and he’s gained a hundred pounds
sodas and he’s gained a hundred pounds
sodas and he’s gained a hundred pounds in three months
in three months
in three months consequently we haven’t had sex in ten
consequently we haven’t had sex in ten
consequently we haven’t had sex in ten years I thought you said he gained
years I thought you said he gained
years I thought you said he gained weight in the last three months well we
weight in the last three months well we
weight in the last three months well we have lots of other problems
have lots of other problems
have lots of other problems everyone has encountered this myth
everyone has encountered this myth
everyone has encountered this myth before the day you get married is the
before the day you get married is the
before the day you get married is the day your sex life evaporates and we’re
day your sex life evaporates and we’re
day your sex life evaporates and we’re all doing
all doing
all doing however this simply isn’t the case
however this simply isn’t the case
however this simply isn’t the case health experts have concluded that
health experts have concluded that
health experts have concluded that married couples actually have more
married couples actually have more
married couples actually have more varied sex as they’re more comfortable
varied sex as they’re more comfortable
varied sex as they’re more comfortable around one another a 2010 study at
around one another a 2010 study at
around one another a 2010 study at Indiana University discovered that
Indiana University discovered that
Indiana University discovered that around 61 percent of singles that were
around 61 percent of singles that were
around 61 percent of singles that were interviewed
interviewed
interviewed hadn’t had sex within the past year
hadn’t had sex within the past year
hadn’t had sex within the past year comparable to only 18% of married people
comparable to only 18% of married people
comparable to only 18% of married people who took part and then a Willa laughs
who took part and then a Willa laughs
who took part and then a Willa laughs high five hahahaha so rejoice the
high five hahahaha so rejoice the
high five hahahaha so rejoice the married life ahead of you could be a
married life ahead of you could be a
married life ahead of you could be a particularly fruitful one do you Lucy
particularly fruitful one do you Lucy
particularly fruitful one do you Lucy take Ricky 206 so how many of these
take Ricky 206 so how many of these
take Ricky 206 so how many of these mitts did you believe
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promise to love Emily in sickness and
promise to love Emily in sickness and health for as long as you both shall
health for as long as you both shall
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