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Top 5 Facts on Why the Apocalypse is Bull****


the idea of the sky falling is enough to

the idea of the sky falling is enough to leave anyone’s skin crawling but chill

leave anyone’s skin crawling but chill

leave anyone’s skin crawling but chill out Chicken Little mr. president I would

out Chicken Little mr. president I would

out Chicken Little mr. president I would not rule out the chance to preserve a

not rule out the chance to preserve a

not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens welcome to

nucleus of human specimens welcome to

nucleus of human specimens welcome to watchmojo.com it we’re looking at the

watchmojo.com it we’re looking at the

watchmojo.com it we’re looking at the top five reasons why the end of the

top five reasons why the end of the

top five reasons why the end of the world as we know it is probably nothing

world as we know it is probably nothing

world as we know it is probably nothing to worry about number five a zombie

to worry about number five a zombie

to worry about number five a zombie apocalypse is impossible

apocalypse is impossible

apocalypse is impossible and not that dangerous time to nut up or

and not that dangerous time to nut up or

and not that dangerous time to nut up or shut up we’ve all had that fantasy you

shut up we’ve all had that fantasy you

shut up we’ve all had that fantasy you find yourself in a desolate zombie

find yourself in a desolate zombie

find yourself in a desolate zombie stricken landscape together with a

stricken landscape together with a

stricken landscape together with a mismatched group of survivors banding

mismatched group of survivors banding

mismatched group of survivors banding together to fight off the incoming horde

now it should go without saying that the

now it should go without saying that the whole coming back to life is a killing

whole coming back to life is a killing

whole coming back to life is a killing machine thing is impossible but even if

machine thing is impossible but even if

machine thing is impossible but even if it were a zombie shouldn’t be that tough

it were a zombie shouldn’t be that tough

it were a zombie shouldn’t be that tough to defeat if you think about it for

to defeat if you think about it for

to defeat if you think about it for starters bites are a notoriously

starters bites are a notoriously

starters bites are a notoriously inefficient way to spread disease second

inefficient way to spread disease second

inefficient way to spread disease second high temperatures in the summer would

high temperatures in the summer would

high temperatures in the summer would cause the zombies to rot pretty quickly

cause the zombies to rot pretty quickly

cause the zombies to rot pretty quickly while sub-zero temperatures in the

while sub-zero temperatures in the

while sub-zero temperatures in the winter would cause them to freeze solid

winter would cause them to freeze solid

winter would cause them to freeze solid plus they’ve got no defense against

plus they’ve got no defense against

plus they’ve got no defense against natural predators from bears all the way

natural predators from bears all the way

natural predators from bears all the way down to horse flies and maggots so

down to horse flies and maggots so

down to horse flies and maggots so they’re basically a slow-moving lunchbox

they’re basically a slow-moving lunchbox

they’re basically a slow-moving lunchbox for the animal kingdom we’d be fine he’s

for the animal kingdom we’d be fine he’s

for the animal kingdom we’d be fine he’s telling me he’ll never bake bread

telling me he’ll never bake bread

telling me he’ll never bake bread round crops raise livestock he’s telling

round crops raise livestock he’s telling

round crops raise livestock he’s telling me his futureless number for the

me his futureless number for the

me his futureless number for the magnetic poles won’t cause destruction

magnetic poles won’t cause destruction

magnetic poles won’t cause destruction unexplained cosmic occurrences are

unexplained cosmic occurrences are

unexplained cosmic occurrences are almost always followed by some kind of

almost always followed by some kind of

almost always followed by some kind of apocalyptic anxiety and the shifting of

apocalyptic anxiety and the shifting of

apocalyptic anxiety and the shifting of the magnetic poles may sound like

the magnetic poles may sound like

the magnetic poles may sound like something that could be devastating

something that could be devastating

something that could be devastating according to NASA the Earth’s magnetic

according to NASA the Earth’s magnetic

according to NASA the Earth’s magnetic poles reverse about every 200,000 to

poles reverse about every 200,000 to

poles reverse about every 200,000 to 300,000 years fossil records from the

300,000 years fossil records from the

300,000 years fossil records from the last time this happened indicate that

last time this happened indicate that

last time this happened indicate that the switching of the poles won’t cause

the switching of the poles won’t cause

the switching of the poles won’t cause any kind of mass extinction

any kind of mass extinction

any kind of mass extinction while the magnetic poles of the earth

while the magnetic poles of the earth

while the magnetic poles of the earth are known to be moving at a rate of

are known to be moving at a rate of

are known to be moving at a rate of around 40 miles a year and the switching

around 40 miles a year and the switching

around 40 miles a year and the switching of the poles will likely cause a

of the poles will likely cause a

of the poles will likely cause a weakened magnetic field for the earth

weakened magnetic field for the earth

weakened magnetic field for the earth there’s no cause for alarm one of the

there’s no cause for alarm one of the

there’s no cause for alarm one of the few noticeable results will actually be

few noticeable results will actually be

few noticeable results will actually be a brighter aurora borealis number 3 the

a brighter aurora borealis number 3 the

a brighter aurora borealis number 3 the next pandemic will be contained it seems

next pandemic will be contained it seems

next pandemic will be contained it seems like new diseases are discovered all the

like new diseases are discovered all the

like new diseases are discovered all the time leaving a lot of people to worry

time leaving a lot of people to worry

time leaving a lot of people to worry about the possibility of the human race

about the possibility of the human race

about the possibility of the human race being wiped out by some new strain

being wiped out by some new strain

being wiped out by some new strain that’s destined to kill us all

everybody’s dead but let’s take stock

everybody’s dead but let’s take stock the human race has survived through the

the human race has survived through the

the human race has survived through the bird flu the swine flu SARS and the

bird flu the swine flu SARS and the

bird flu the swine flu SARS and the Black Plague and many others each

Black Plague and many others each

Black Plague and many others each disease that the human race overcomes

disease that the human race overcomes

disease that the human race overcomes helps us to advance in areas of Health

helps us to advance in areas of Health

helps us to advance in areas of Health and medicine which in turn reduces the

and medicine which in turn reduces the

and medicine which in turn reduces the chance that a similar disease could do

chance that a similar disease could do

chance that a similar disease could do any real damage in worst-case scenarios

any real damage in worst-case scenarios

any real damage in worst-case scenarios closing borders and quarantine protocols

closing borders and quarantine protocols

closing borders and quarantine protocols have proven highly effective at

have proven highly effective at

have proven highly effective at preventing the spread of disease so the

preventing the spread of disease so the

preventing the spread of disease so the next time you hear about a deadly new

next time you hear about a deadly new

next time you hear about a deadly new virus sweeping the nation don’t worry

virus sweeping the nation don’t worry

virus sweeping the nation don’t worry with a few precautions you and most of

with a few precautions you and most of

with a few precautions you and most of the world are probably fine I wish I

the world are probably fine I wish I

the world are probably fine I wish I could believe you whether you do or not

could believe you whether you do or not

could believe you whether you do or not the only important thing now is to find

the only important thing now is to find

the only important thing now is to find the antidote

the antidote

the antidote number two an asteroid will not destroy

number two an asteroid will not destroy

number two an asteroid will not destroy the earth many people don’t know that a

the earth many people don’t know that a

the earth many people don’t know that a whole lot of space rock is hurled

whole lot of space rock is hurled

whole lot of space rock is hurled towards the Earth’s atmosphere every

towards the Earth’s atmosphere every

towards the Earth’s atmosphere every year over 37,000 tons to be exact so

year over 37,000 tons to be exact so

year over 37,000 tons to be exact so whenever you wish upon a shooting star

whenever you wish upon a shooting star

whenever you wish upon a shooting star that’s another piece of space debris

that’s another piece of space debris

that’s another piece of space debris plummeting to the planet at speeds high

plummeting to the planet at speeds high

plummeting to the planet at speeds high enough to burn it to dust an asteroid

enough to burn it to dust an asteroid

enough to burn it to dust an asteroid that has the potential to destroy the

that has the potential to destroy the

that has the potential to destroy the earth on the other hand would have to be

earth on the other hand would have to be

earth on the other hand would have to be over six miles wide for any destructive

over six miles wide for any destructive

over six miles wide for any destructive effects to occur those are nothing

effects to occur those are nothing

effects to occur those are nothing they’re the size of basketballs and

they’re the size of basketballs and

they’re the size of basketballs and Volkswagens things like that while

Volkswagens things like that while

Volkswagens things like that while there’s technically nothing stopping

there’s technically nothing stopping

there’s technically nothing stopping that from happening like they say did

that from happening like they say did

that from happening like they say did with the dinosaurs we’re at a point

with the dinosaurs we’re at a point

with the dinosaurs we’re at a point technologically where the star system

technologically where the star system

technologically where the star system has been mapped out down to the minute

has been mapped out down to the minute

has been mapped out down to the minute if such an asteroid were to be hurtling

if such an asteroid were to be hurtling

if such an asteroid were to be hurtling towards us we’d probably have a few

towards us we’d probably have a few

towards us we’d probably have a few decades to find a way to deal with it

decades to find a way to deal with it

decades to find a way to deal with it dan we didn’t see this thing coming well

dan we didn’t see this thing coming well

dan we didn’t see this thing coming well our object collision budgets a million

our object collision budgets a million

our object collision budgets a million dollars that allows us to track about 3%

dollars that allows us to track about 3%

dollars that allows us to track about 3% of the sky and beg your pardon sir but

of the sky and beg your pardon sir but

of the sky and beg your pardon sir but it’s a big-ass sky number one mutually

it’s a big-ass sky number one mutually

it’s a big-ass sky number one mutually assured destruction will save us in the

assured destruction will save us in the

assured destruction will save us in the aftermath of world war two having

aftermath of world war two having

aftermath of world war two having witnessed the destructive power of the

witnessed the destructive power of the

witnessed the destructive power of the atomic bombs dropped on Japan

atomic bombs dropped on Japan

atomic bombs dropped on Japan politicians around the globe had to find

politicians around the globe had to find

politicians around the globe had to find a new approach to war several nations

a new approach to war several nations

a new approach to war several nations began arming themselves with nuclear

began arming themselves with nuclear

began arming themselves with nuclear weaponry that together many speculate

weaponry that together many speculate

weaponry that together many speculate had the potential to wipe out the human

had the potential to wipe out the human

had the potential to wipe out the human race

race

race but this also meant that using them was

but this also meant that using them was

but this also meant that using them was no longer really a feasible option

no longer really a feasible option

no longer really a feasible option that’s why these children are practicing

that’s why these children are practicing

that’s why these children are practicing to Duck and Cover just as you do in your

to Duck and Cover just as you do in your

to Duck and Cover just as you do in your school this is where the concept of

school this is where the concept of

school this is where the concept of mutually assured destruction comes from

mutually assured destruction comes from

mutually assured destruction comes from it’s a military strategy that guards us

it’s a military strategy that guards us

it’s a military strategy that guards us against nuclear

against nuclear

against nuclear warfare because the potential for

warfare because the potential for

warfare because the potential for destruction and loss of life on both

destruction and loss of life on both

destruction and loss of life on both sides of the conflict would be too great

sides of the conflict would be too great

sides of the conflict would be too great if one nation were to fire warhead then

if one nation were to fire warhead then

if one nation were to fire warhead then the target nation or its allies would

the target nation or its allies would

the target nation or its allies would surely retaliate in kind god help if

surely retaliate in kind god help if

surely retaliate in kind god help if you’re wrong if I’m wrong then we’re at

you’re wrong if I’m wrong then we’re at

you’re wrong if I’m wrong then we’re at war

after the Cuban Missile Crisis in the

after the Cuban Missile Crisis in the Cold War it looks like the threat of

Cold War it looks like the threat of

Cold War it looks like the threat of total nuclear destruction of the planet

total nuclear destruction of the planet

total nuclear destruction of the planet is enough to stop any dictators trigger

is enough to stop any dictators trigger

is enough to stop any dictators trigger finger poof

finger poof

finger poof I don’t know you can’t fight in here

I don’t know you can’t fight in here

I don’t know you can’t fight in here this is the war room so what do you

this is the war room so what do you

this is the war room so what do you think should we be actively preparing

think should we be actively preparing

think should we be actively preparing for doomsday scenarios like these or do

for doomsday scenarios like these or do

for doomsday scenarios like these or do you think they’re just fantasies we

you think they’re just fantasies we

you think they’re just fantasies we create to imagine a world where things

create to imagine a world where things

create to imagine a world where things are somehow simpler we brought you here

are somehow simpler we brought you here

are somehow simpler we brought you here from Piedmont you’re sick if you’d

from Piedmont you’re sick if you’d

from Piedmont you’re sick if you’d rather hear the top 5 reasons why an

rather hear the top 5 reasons why an

rather hear the top 5 reasons why an apocalypse is basically inevitable well

apocalypse is basically inevitable well

apocalypse is basically inevitable well we’ve made that video too you can find a

we’ve made that video too you can find a

we’ve made that video too you can find a link below

link below

link below is that how you say hello or you come

is that how you say hello or you come

is that how you say hello or you come from oh my god oh my god I can’t believe

from oh my god oh my god I can’t believe

from oh my god oh my god I can’t believe I shot Mario for more bird flu top tens

I shot Mario for more bird flu top tens

I shot Mario for more bird flu top tens and birdbrain top fives be sure to

and birdbrain top fives be sure to

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