see turn on your guard no before you and your buddies go out and sacrifice a lamb
your buddies go out and sacrifice a lamb
your buddies go out and sacrifice a lamb to Lord of Darkness you might want to
to Lord of Darkness you might want to
to Lord of Darkness you might want to check that you actually know what
check that you actually know what
check that you actually know what Satanism is welcome to watchmojo.com
this installment were counting down the
this installment were counting down the most interesting and myth-busting facts
most interesting and myth-busting facts
most interesting and myth-busting facts about Satanism also known as laveyan
about Satanism also known as laveyan
about Satanism also known as laveyan satanism modern Satanism and rationale
satanism modern Satanism and rationale
satanism modern Satanism and rationale Satanism
Satanism
Satanism so let’s Satan away
number five the Church of Satan was
number five the Church of Satan was founded by a former carny
founded by a former carny
founded by a former carny he’s a carny and part of a noble
he’s a carny and part of a noble
he’s a carny and part of a noble tradition Confucianism was founded by
tradition Confucianism was founded by
tradition Confucianism was founded by Confucius Buddhism was founded by Buddha
Confucius Buddhism was founded by Buddha
Confucius Buddhism was founded by Buddha and Satanism was founded by nope not
and Satanism was founded by nope not
and Satanism was founded by nope not Satan but by Anton’s and Orlov a well
Satan but by Anton’s and Orlov a well
Satan but by Anton’s and Orlov a well when I was a teenager I was interested
when I was a teenager I was interested
when I was a teenager I was interested in the occult and the occult in those
in the occult and the occult in those
in the occult and the occult in those days meant you got dream books and you
days meant you got dream books and you
days meant you got dream books and you got books on fortune-telling and all
got books on fortune-telling and all
got books on fortune-telling and all that sort of thing details of his
that sort of thing details of his
that sort of thing details of his biography are often disputed or
biography are often disputed or
biography are often disputed or disproved but supposedly he joined the
disproved but supposedly he joined the
disproved but supposedly he joined the Clyde Beatty circus as a teenager and
Clyde Beatty circus as a teenager and
Clyde Beatty circus as a teenager and soon became a lion tamer his musical
soon became a lion tamer his musical
soon became a lion tamer his musical ability earned him a position playing
ability earned him a position playing
ability earned him a position playing the Calliope in the organ for notable
the Calliope in the organ for notable
the Calliope in the organ for notable circus greats as he travelled along the
circus greats as he travelled along the
circus greats as he travelled along the Pacific coast
after leaving the circus he developed an
after leaving the circus he developed an interest for the occult and magic he
interest for the occult and magic he
interest for the occult and magic he became a bit of a local celebrity in San
became a bit of a local celebrity in San
became a bit of a local celebrity in San Francisco for his occult lectures and
Francisco for his occult lectures and
Francisco for his occult lectures and rituals ultimately in 1966 he founded
rituals ultimately in 1966 he founded
rituals ultimately in 1966 he founded the first official Church of Satan and
the first official Church of Satan and
the first official Church of Satan and wasn’t leader until his death in 1997
number four there is no Satan in
number four there is no Satan in Satanism I don’t that’s not possible
Satanism I don’t that’s not possible
Satanism I don’t that’s not possible you’re probably scratching your head
you’re probably scratching your head
you’re probably scratching your head with this one according to the Satanic
with this one according to the Satanic
with this one according to the Satanic Bible written by la baie the Church of
Bible written by la baie the Church of
Bible written by la baie the Church of Satan is atheistic to a true Satanist
Satan is atheistic to a true Satanist
Satan is atheistic to a true Satanist the idea of God or a devil is pure
the idea of God or a devil is pure
the idea of God or a devil is pure fiction
fiction
fiction Satan is used as a metaphor a symbolic
Satan is used as a metaphor a symbolic
Satan is used as a metaphor a symbolic Paragon of enlightenment hedonism wisdom
Paragon of enlightenment hedonism wisdom
Paragon of enlightenment hedonism wisdom individualism and Liberty Levay
individualism and Liberty Levay
individualism and Liberty Levay discouraged the worship of Satan as a
discouraged the worship of Satan as a
discouraged the worship of Satan as a deity
deity
deity now what a week here boy though Satan is
now what a week here boy though Satan is
now what a week here boy though Satan is an appropriate symbol for the church as
an appropriate symbol for the church as
an appropriate symbol for the church as he represents nonconformity and
he represents nonconformity and
he represents nonconformity and rebellion especially against the
rebellion especially against the
rebellion especially against the Abrahamic religions which levae saw as
Abrahamic religions which levae saw as
Abrahamic religions which levae saw as irrational you’re gonna be a sinner be
irrational you’re gonna be a sinner be
irrational you’re gonna be a sinner be the best sinner on the block
the best sinner on the block
the best sinner on the block the church sees no real connection
the church sees no real connection
the church sees no real connection between Satan and the number 666 though
between Satan and the number 666 though
between Satan and the number 666 though they do enjoy using it to mock
they do enjoy using it to mock
they do enjoy using it to mock superstitious Christians truly been long
and that was looking to sell their soul
and that was looking to sell their soul to the devil
to the devil
to the devil the church says if you want something
the church says if you want something
the church says if you want something out of life get off your lazy butt and
out of life get off your lazy butt and
out of life get off your lazy butt and work for it
number three the Church of Satan has
number three the Church of Satan has accepted all forms of sexuality since
accepted all forms of sexuality since
accepted all forms of sexuality since 1966 do you think homosexuality is a sin
1966 do you think homosexuality is a sin
1966 do you think homosexuality is a sin I think that it’s uh it’s it’s it’s it’s
I think that it’s uh it’s it’s it’s it’s
I think that it’s uh it’s it’s it’s it’s unnatural our society still gets all
unnatural our society still gets all
unnatural our society still gets all shaken up when talking about sexuality
shaken up when talking about sexuality
shaken up when talking about sexuality in the military churches government and
in the military churches government and
in the military churches government and other institutions but not at the Church
other institutions but not at the Church
other institutions but not at the Church of Satan
Satanism doesn’t discriminate against
Satanism doesn’t discriminate against sexual orientation or acts as long as
sexual orientation or acts as long as
sexual orientation or acts as long as it’s consensual between two adults or
it’s consensual between two adults or
it’s consensual between two adults or however many adults are involved hello
however many adults are involved hello
however many adults are involved hello yeah I’m here for the gangbang the
yeah I’m here for the gangbang the
yeah I’m here for the gangbang the religion values gratification and
religion values gratification and
religion values gratification and pleasure very highly
it doesn’t believe in any absolute
it doesn’t believe in any absolute morality that might condemn one
morality that might condemn one
morality that might condemn one sexuality levae himself encouraged
sexuality levae himself encouraged
sexuality levae himself encouraged sexual exploration and expression and so
sexual exploration and expression and so
sexual exploration and expression and so if one is transgendered gay bisexual
if one is transgendered gay bisexual
if one is transgendered gay bisexual lesbian or even asexual the Church of
lesbian or even asexual the Church of
lesbian or even asexual the Church of Satan welcomes you with open arms don’t
Satan welcomes you with open arms don’t
Satan welcomes you with open arms don’t be afraid to explore new horizons Oh
number two the biggest holiday and
number two the biggest holiday and Satanism is your birthday fun thing what
Satanism is your birthday fun thing what
Satanism is your birthday fun thing what disability what do we do on our
disability what do we do on our
disability what do we do on our birthdays we make ourselves into the
birthdays we make ourselves into the
birthdays we make ourselves into the center of attention eat a big fat cake
center of attention eat a big fat cake
center of attention eat a big fat cake get bombarded with gifts and spend the
get bombarded with gifts and spend the
get bombarded with gifts and spend the whole day restaurant hopping for free
whole day restaurant hopping for free
whole day restaurant hopping for free birthday meals
well all that just happens to be a core
well all that just happens to be a core tenet of Satanism self-indulgence
tenet of Satanism self-indulgence
tenet of Satanism self-indulgence although Halloween is also important to
although Halloween is also important to
although Halloween is also important to Satanists one’s birthday is the most
Satanists one’s birthday is the most
Satanists one’s birthday is the most important day since Satanism is a
important day since Satanism is a
important day since Satanism is a self-centered religion
the holiday doesn’t require anything
the holiday doesn’t require anything spectacular as long as it’s celebrated
spectacular as long as it’s celebrated
spectacular as long as it’s celebrated however the Satanist wants if you find
however the Satanist wants if you find
however the Satanist wants if you find this revelation repulsive just look back
this revelation repulsive just look back
this revelation repulsive just look back on your past birthday and see how well
on your past birthday and see how well
on your past birthday and see how well you behaved
you behaved
you behaved everybody has parties and clubs my party
everybody has parties and clubs my party
everybody has parties and clubs my party needs to be special I’ll cancel it if it
needs to be special I’ll cancel it if it
needs to be special I’ll cancel it if it can’t be on the beach you know that’s
can’t be on the beach you know that’s
can’t be on the beach you know that’s just the way it is number one stupidity
just the way it is number one stupidity
just the way it is number one stupidity is the cardinal sin of Satanism you
is the cardinal sin of Satanism you
is the cardinal sin of Satanism you stupid or something
stupid or something
stupid or something promises to be a zest if it goes there
promises to be a zest if it goes there
promises to be a zest if it goes there are nine satanic sins and being a moron
are nine satanic sins and being a moron
are nine satanic sins and being a moron is the biggest one of them all not
is the biggest one of them all not
is the biggest one of them all not ignorant per se that can be cured with
ignorant per se that can be cured with
ignorant per se that can be cured with learning but stupidity allows people to
learning but stupidity allows people to
learning but stupidity allows people to be manipulated and to do only as they’re
be manipulated and to do only as they’re
be manipulated and to do only as they’re told
told
told the subsequent sins on this list are
the subsequent sins on this list are
the subsequent sins on this list are quite pragmatic Satanism also forbids
quite pragmatic Satanism also forbids
quite pragmatic Satanism also forbids pretentiousness / conformity lack of
pretentiousness / conformity lack of
pretentiousness / conformity lack of perspective and aesthetics and
perspective and aesthetics and
perspective and aesthetics and counterproductive pride a lot of the
counterproductive pride a lot of the
counterproductive pride a lot of the church’s principles are fairly aligned
church’s principles are fairly aligned
church’s principles are fairly aligned with the law and to some degree other
with the law and to some degree other
with the law and to some degree other religions one major difference is that
religions one major difference is that
religions one major difference is that they support the idea of Lex talionis
they support the idea of Lex talionis
they support the idea of Lex talionis or an eye for an eye it’s a matter of
or an eye for an eye it’s a matter of
or an eye for an eye it’s a matter of getting even a form of retribution this
getting even a form of retribution this
getting even a form of retribution this principle of justice is found in the Old
principle of justice is found in the Old
principle of justice is found in the Old Testament
Testament
Testament so whoever strikes you on your right
so whoever strikes you on your right
so whoever strikes you on your right cheek you go ahead and smack them on our
cheek you go ahead and smack them on our
cheek you go ahead and smack them on our left cheek that’s the Satanists way so
left cheek that’s the Satanists way so
left cheek that’s the Satanists way so what do you think about Satanism I tried
what do you think about Satanism I tried
what do you think about Satanism I tried it all lord knows I tried do you feel
it all lord knows I tried do you feel
it all lord knows I tried do you feel yourself drawn to its philosophies and
yourself drawn to its philosophies and
yourself drawn to its philosophies and don’t quite know how to feel about it
don’t quite know how to feel about it
don’t quite know how to feel about it like I do for more almighty toptenz and
like I do for more almighty toptenz and
like I do for more almighty toptenz and former Carney top fives be sure to
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