I’m pretty sure there’s already a hashtag to be used here I mean like it
hashtag to be used here I mean like it
hashtag to be used here I mean like it starts with an F and it ends with an I
starts with an F and it ends with an I
starts with an F and it ends with an I not ring any bells
not ring any bells
not ring any bells welcome to watchmojo.com actually we’re
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counting down the top five dumbest
counting down the top five dumbest things we found in metal gear survive
things we found in metal gear survive
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already know we’ve given our full review on this game but if you need a little
on this game but if you need a little
on this game but if you need a little refresher this is what we’ve said I
refresher this is what we’ve said I
refresher this is what we’ve said I guess the name change is appropriate
guess the name change is appropriate
guess the name change is appropriate metal gear is a series that used to be
metal gear is a series that used to be
metal gear is a series that used to be solid but now it’s just trying to
solid but now it’s just trying to
solid but now it’s just trying to survive so for this list we’re analyzing
survive so for this list we’re analyzing
survive so for this list we’re analyzing some of the moments in this game that
some of the moments in this game that
some of the moments in this game that made us go wow really some of these
made us go wow really some of these
made us go wow really some of these points did already pop up in our review
points did already pop up in our review
points did already pop up in our review while others do go into a minor bit of
while others do go into a minor bit of
while others do go into a minor bit of spoiler territory but you know screw it
spoiler territory but you know screw it
spoiler territory but you know screw it what’s that supposed to mean number five
what’s that supposed to mean number five
what’s that supposed to mean number five to one this game exists well that’s it
to one this game exists well that’s it
to one this game exists well that’s it that’s all you really need to know be
that’s all you really need to know be
that’s all you really need to know be sure to subscribe and check out our
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sure to subscribe and check out our other great clips and then okay we’re
other great clips and then okay we’re
other great clips and then okay we’re kidding
kidding
kidding number five the nurse says that there’s
number five the nurse says that there’s
number five the nurse says that there’s a cure for decapitation thank you that
a cure for decapitation thank you that
a cure for decapitation thank you that helped one of the earliest allies you
helped one of the earliest allies you
helped one of the earliest allies you meet in the game is Miranda a nurse that
meet in the game is Miranda a nurse that
meet in the game is Miranda a nurse that works in the hospital in Cyprus at the
works in the hospital in Cyprus at the
works in the hospital in Cyprus at the start of the phantom pain though we do
start of the phantom pain though we do
start of the phantom pain though we do have to question her credentials given
have to question her credentials given
have to question her credentials given her medical theories early in the game
her medical theories early in the game
her medical theories early in the game Miranda hypothesizes that it may be
Miranda hypothesizes that it may be
Miranda hypothesizes that it may be possible to cure The Wanderers and
possible to cure The Wanderers and
possible to cure The Wanderers and return them to human form even though
return them to human form even though
return them to human form even though they’re missing the top half of their
they’re missing the top half of their
they’re missing the top half of their heads and most of their brains you’re
heads and most of their brains you’re
heads and most of their brains you’re sure about that you guys don’t look like
sure about that you guys don’t look like
sure about that you guys don’t look like doctors to me maybe a team of
doctors to me maybe a team of
doctors to me maybe a team of specialists could
specialists could
specialists could if anyone could have done something
if anyone could have done something
if anyone could have done something about this this place would still be
about this this place would still be
about this this place would still be standing wouldn’t it maybe they just
standing wouldn’t it maybe they just
standing wouldn’t it maybe they just black certain advances in medicine sure
black certain advances in medicine sure
black certain advances in medicine sure the captain has his arm restored due to
the captain has his arm restored due to
the captain has his arm restored due to his infection with the dread dust
his infection with the dread dust
his infection with the dread dust nanomachines but there’s really no way
nanomachines but there’s really no way
nanomachines but there’s really no way Miranda could no such things exist since
Miranda could no such things exist since
Miranda could no such things exist since she comes from the 1980s I mean okay the
she comes from the 1980s I mean okay the
she comes from the 1980s I mean okay the story has time travel just go with it
story has time travel just go with it
story has time travel just go with it all right even then would restoring a
all right even then would restoring a
all right even then would restoring a whole brain from nothing even be
whole brain from nothing even be
whole brain from nothing even be possible
possible
possible she’s like a nurse not a wizard you have
she’s like a nurse not a wizard you have
she’s like a nurse not a wizard you have the sections medical technology to thank
the sections medical technology to thank
the sections medical technology to thank for your recovery the arm yes number
for your recovery the arm yes number
for your recovery the arm yes number four just in a later part of the game
four just in a later part of the game
four just in a later part of the game the crew opens up a wormhole above the
the crew opens up a wormhole above the
the crew opens up a wormhole above the ruins of mother base to which the
ruins of mother base to which the
ruins of mother base to which the behemoth known as the Lord of dust
behemoth known as the Lord of dust
behemoth known as the Lord of dust slowly moves towards the portal while
slowly moves towards the portal while
slowly moves towards the portal while everyone else runs as fast as they can
everyone else runs as fast as they can
everyone else runs as fast as they can towards the portal the captain carrying
towards the portal the captain carrying
towards the portal the captain carrying a wheelchair-bound Chris on his back
a wheelchair-bound Chris on his back
a wheelchair-bound Chris on his back proceeds to head up the first flight of
proceeds to head up the first flight of
proceeds to head up the first flight of stairs and then stomps to just sort of
stairs and then stomps to just sort of
stairs and then stomps to just sort of like stare at the monster for like a
like stare at the monster for like a
like stare at the monster for like a good freakin minute yo captain du
good freakin minute yo captain du
good freakin minute yo captain du Virgil’s words up you must hurry not
Virgil’s words up you must hurry not
Virgil’s words up you must hurry not mean anything to you
mean anything to you
mean anything to you just move run make haste run away it’s
just move run make haste run away it’s
just move run make haste run away it’s not even the first time you saw that
not even the first time you saw that
not even the first time you saw that thing why are you being awestruck now
three crouching uses stamina I’m sure
three crouching uses stamina I’m sure you’ve heard from other sites by now how
you’ve heard from other sites by now how
you’ve heard from other sites by now how low your stamina gauges and well they’re
low your stamina gauges and well they’re
low your stamina gauges and well they’re right your stamina is ridiculously low
right your stamina is ridiculously low
right your stamina is ridiculously low in this game the only movement that
in this game the only movement that
in this game the only movement that doesn’t use up stamina is walking so it
doesn’t use up stamina is walking so it
doesn’t use up stamina is walking so it makes sense that when you run or crawl
makes sense that when you run or crawl
makes sense that when you run or crawl across the ground in a prone position
across the ground in a prone position
across the ground in a prone position that drains a bit of stamina not so much
that drains a bit of stamina not so much
that drains a bit of stamina not so much sense when you’re walking slowly in a
sense when you’re walking slowly in a
sense when you’re walking slowly in a crouched position ie the position you
crouched position ie the position you
crouched position ie the position you move in to go stealth you’re using
move in to go stealth you’re using
move in to go stealth you’re using stamina to move at a slower speed than
stamina to move at a slower speed than
stamina to move at a slower speed than walking
walking
walking who the hell even made this game no
who the hell even made this game no
who the hell even made this game no right
number two please sir I need to eat
number two please sir I need to eat another bear we get it hunger and thirst
another bear we get it hunger and thirst
another bear we get it hunger and thirst meters are staples of survival games but
meters are staples of survival games but
meters are staples of survival games but can we first just acknowledge how
can we first just acknowledge how
can we first just acknowledge how ridiculously fast these meters to plead
ridiculously fast these meters to plead
ridiculously fast these meters to plead in this game this wouldn’t be so much of
in this game this wouldn’t be so much of
in this game this wouldn’t be so much of a problem if it weren’t for the fact
a problem if it weren’t for the fact
a problem if it weren’t for the fact that your character seems to have the
that your character seems to have the
that your character seems to have the stomach made out of doctor who’s TARDIS
stomach made out of doctor who’s TARDIS
stomach made out of doctor who’s TARDIS take a brown bear for example an animal
take a brown bear for example an animal
take a brown bear for example an animal that’s much larger than you you could
that’s much larger than you you could
that’s much larger than you you could feed an entire oarfish with that thing
feed an entire oarfish with that thing
feed an entire oarfish with that thing yet when you cook its meat it only fills
yet when you cook its meat it only fills
yet when you cook its meat it only fills up one third of your stomach sure the
up one third of your stomach sure the
up one third of your stomach sure the player can’t take the entire bear back
player can’t take the entire bear back
player can’t take the entire bear back to camp but why not just take a bit more
to camp but why not just take a bit more
to camp but why not just take a bit more meat I mean you got plenty of room
meat I mean you got plenty of room
meat I mean you got plenty of room number one paying ten bucks for an extra
number one paying ten bucks for an extra
number one paying ten bucks for an extra save slot
this is just ridiculous and insulting
this is just ridiculous and insulting why would Konami even do this aside from
why would Konami even do this aside from
why would Konami even do this aside from the obvious knowing full well how bad
the obvious knowing full well how bad
the obvious knowing full well how bad their reputation is with the gaming
their reputation is with the gaming
their reputation is with the gaming public already but you wanna know what’s
public already but you wanna know what’s
public already but you wanna know what’s the worst about this it’s a feature you
the worst about this it’s a feature you
the worst about this it’s a feature you don’t even need all you need to do to
don’t even need all you need to do to
don’t even need all you need to do to start up another safe without losing
start up another safe without losing
start up another safe without losing your current one at least in the
your current one at least in the
your current one at least in the PlayStation 4 version is simply to start
PlayStation 4 version is simply to start
PlayStation 4 version is simply to start up a game on a second profile that’s it
up a game on a second profile that’s it
up a game on a second profile that’s it it doesn’t even need a PlayStation Plus
it doesn’t even need a PlayStation Plus
it doesn’t even need a PlayStation Plus subscription so it means that Konami is
subscription so it means that Konami is
subscription so it means that Konami is charging players for a service they
charging players for a service they
charging players for a service they already have access to technically Wow
already have access to technically Wow
already have access to technically Wow Konami you really did earn that infamous
Konami you really did earn that infamous
Konami you really did earn that infamous hashtag no didn’t you do you agree with
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