Michael’s gross stuff and dinosaurs when you were kid odds are he couldn’t get
you were kid odds are he couldn’t get
you were kid odds are he couldn’t get enough of either welcome to
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we’re looking at the five most
we’re looking at the five most disgusting facts about dinosaurs that we
disgusting facts about dinosaurs that we
disgusting facts about dinosaurs that we could find things are about to get gross
could find things are about to get gross
could find things are about to get gross like early Adam Sandler movie gross Oh
like early Adam Sandler movie gross Oh
like early Adam Sandler movie gross Oh balls
balls
balls gross number five some dinos dumped four
gross number five some dinos dumped four
gross number five some dinos dumped four gallon turds that is one big pile of
gallon turds that is one big pile of
gallon turds that is one big pile of how do they know how big a
how do they know how big a
how do they know how big a dinosaur’s turd was you may be asking
dinosaur’s turd was you may be asking
dinosaur’s turd was you may be asking well there is such a thing as a dumb
well there is such a thing as a dumb
well there is such a thing as a dumb fossil we you not
fossil we you not
fossil we you not one of the most well known dinosaur dung
one of the most well known dinosaur dung
one of the most well known dinosaur dung fossils or coprolites as they’re called
fossils or coprolites as they’re called
fossils or coprolites as they’re called was this piece found in 1990 by volume
was this piece found in 1990 by volume
was this piece found in 1990 by volume it’s about two-thirds of a gallon or the
it’s about two-thirds of a gallon or the
it’s about two-thirds of a gallon or the size of a bottle of Pop Plus a can of
size of a bottle of Pop Plus a can of
size of a bottle of Pop Plus a can of pop paleontologists are fairly certain
pop paleontologists are fairly certain
pop paleontologists are fairly certain that the sample came from a t-rex but
that the sample came from a t-rex but
that the sample came from a t-rex but there are much bigger dinosaurs out
there are much bigger dinosaurs out
there are much bigger dinosaurs out there
by calculating their size relative to
by calculating their size relative to the t-rex and its correlate they figure
the t-rex and its correlate they figure
the t-rex and its correlate they figure that the biggest dinos may have dropped
that the biggest dinos may have dropped
that the biggest dinos may have dropped deuces that were four gallons and volume
deuces that were four gallons and volume
deuces that were four gallons and volume paleontologists are also fairly certain
paleontologists are also fairly certain
paleontologists are also fairly certain the dinosaurs didn’t wipe you will
the dinosaurs didn’t wipe you will
the dinosaurs didn’t wipe you will remember to wash your hands before you
remember to wash your hands before you
remember to wash your hands before you eat anything number four
eat anything number four
eat anything number four t-rex sneezed buckets of snot still no
t-rex sneezed buckets of snot still no
t-rex sneezed buckets of snot still no cure for cancer but we do know this
cure for cancer but we do know this
cure for cancer but we do know this scientists have taken cutting-edge 3d
scientists have taken cutting-edge 3d
scientists have taken cutting-edge 3d imaging that presumably could have been
imaging that presumably could have been
imaging that presumably could have been used to improve safety features on
used to improve safety features on
used to improve safety features on family cars or to study diseased baby
family cars or to study diseased baby
family cars or to study diseased baby hearts and figured out what a
hearts and figured out what a
hearts and figured out what a Tyrannosaurus sinuses look like they’ve
Tyrannosaurus sinuses look like they’ve
Tyrannosaurus sinuses look like they’ve also calculated that their skulls
also calculated that their skulls
also calculated that their skulls weighed about as much as the starting
weighed about as much as the starting
weighed about as much as the starting lineup of the Detroit Pistons but even
lineup of the Detroit Pistons but even
lineup of the Detroit Pistons but even so it was mostly filled with sinus
so it was mostly filled with sinus
so it was mostly filled with sinus cavities that were big enough to hold
cavities that were big enough to hold
cavities that were big enough to hold about 7 gallons of snot
about 7 gallons of snot
about 7 gallons of snot [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number three dinosaurs had one inch long
number three dinosaurs had one inch long
number three dinosaurs had one inch long fleas in 2013 Chinese researchers
fleas in 2013 Chinese researchers
fleas in 2013 Chinese researchers discovered fossils of a new species of
discovered fossils of a new species of
discovered fossils of a new species of ancient flea that were 0.8 inches in
ancient flea that were 0.8 inches in
ancient flea that were 0.8 inches in length they had sharp saw like teeth to
length they had sharp saw like teeth to
length they had sharp saw like teeth to bite through the skin on prehistoric
bite through the skin on prehistoric
bite through the skin on prehistoric beasts and their long blood sucking
beasts and their long blood sucking
beasts and their long blood sucking tubes were like hypodermic syringe
tubes were like hypodermic syringe
tubes were like hypodermic syringe needles yeah and just like today they
needles yeah and just like today they
needles yeah and just like today they fed on the blood of animals even
fed on the blood of animals even
fed on the blood of animals even dinosaurs there were other prehistoric
dinosaurs there were other prehistoric
dinosaurs there were other prehistoric parasites too including some that bore
parasites too including some that bore
parasites too including some that bore holes in DINO jaws in fact about 15% of
holes in DINO jaws in fact about 15% of
holes in DINO jaws in fact about 15% of all t-rex skulls found show evidence of
all t-rex skulls found show evidence of
all t-rex skulls found show evidence of this infestation makes you wonder how
this infestation makes you wonder how
this infestation makes you wonder how the bug got around oh right it’s because
the bug got around oh right it’s because
the bug got around oh right it’s because t-rex is eight each other
number two dinosaurs or cannibals
number two dinosaurs or cannibals [Music]
[Music]
[Music] yes many dinosaurs scavenged and even
yes many dinosaurs scavenged and even
yes many dinosaurs scavenged and even killed their own kind for food gobbling
killed their own kind for food gobbling
killed their own kind for food gobbling up all the parasites that came along
up all the parasites that came along
up all the parasites that came along with it
with it
with it not only that the fossil records show
not only that the fossil records show
not only that the fossil records show that predatory dinosaurs actually
that predatory dinosaurs actually
that predatory dinosaurs actually preferred dining on juvenile prey
baby even cannibals that’s less sticky
baby even cannibals that’s less sticky disgusting and more moral abomination
disgusting and more moral abomination
disgusting and more moral abomination icky I ate his liver with some fava
icky I ate his liver with some fava
icky I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti maybe it’s not
beans and a nice Chianti maybe it’s not
beans and a nice Chianti maybe it’s not fair to hold animals even giant lizards
fair to hold animals even giant lizards
fair to hold animals even giant lizards up to human standards but we are
up to human standards but we are
up to human standards but we are shame on you ancient lizard shame on you
number one there is nothing not gross
number one there is nothing not gross about dinosaur sex
where to start
where to start dinosaurs like modern birds and lizards
dinosaurs like modern birds and lizards
dinosaurs like modern birds and lizards have a cloaca one orifice for both waste
have a cloaca one orifice for both waste
have a cloaca one orifice for both waste and reproduction that’s right it all
and reproduction that’s right it all
and reproduction that’s right it all happens in the same hole cloaca actually
happens in the same hole cloaca actually
happens in the same hole cloaca actually means sewer in Latin because it’s the
means sewer in Latin because it’s the
means sewer in Latin because it’s the place where everything ends up kind of
place where everything ends up kind of
place where everything ends up kind of at the end point of a digestive system
at the end point of a digestive system
at the end point of a digestive system at the end point of a reproductive in
at the end point of a reproductive in
at the end point of a reproductive in Tomica system let that sink in but wait
Tomica system let that sink in but wait
Tomica system let that sink in but wait there’s more take the t-rex for example
there’s more take the t-rex for example
there’s more take the t-rex for example they didn’t really have much in the way
they didn’t really have much in the way
they didn’t really have much in the way of arms so to hold on to their mate
of arms so to hold on to their mate
of arms so to hold on to their mate during sexy time they would have had to
during sexy time they would have had to
during sexy time they would have had to bite them one of the easiest ways to do
bite them one of the easiest ways to do
bite them one of the easiest ways to do that is by fighting he’s got a huge
that is by fighting he’s got a huge
that is by fighting he’s got a huge mouth very small arms
mouth very small arms
mouth very small arms picture it the most formidable predator
picture it the most formidable predator
picture it the most formidable predator in history just chomping on his
in history just chomping on his
in history just chomping on his girlfriend as they get it on blood
girlfriend as they get it on blood
girlfriend as they get it on blood everywhere
everywhere
everywhere speaking of fluids never mind I just
speaking of fluids never mind I just
speaking of fluids never mind I just threw up the titanosaur could have had a
threw up the titanosaur could have had a
threw up the titanosaur could have had a penis that’s up to 12 feet long and
penis that’s up to 12 feet long and
penis that’s up to 12 feet long and perhaps up to a foot wide how about you
perhaps up to a foot wide how about you
perhaps up to a foot wide how about you did you manage to keep your lunch down
which of these factoids amazed you most
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