check every hot tub phone booth and pseudo futuristic sportscar one of them
pseudo futuristic sportscar one of them
pseudo futuristic sportscar one of them is bound to take you back in time
in today’s installment we’re counting
in today’s installment we’re counting down five miscellaneous factoids that
down five miscellaneous factoids that
down five miscellaneous factoids that you probably didn’t know about time
you probably didn’t know about time
you probably didn’t know about time travel it must be some kind of Hot Tub
travel it must be some kind of Hot Tub
travel it must be some kind of Hot Tub Time Machine number five apparently
Time Machine number five apparently
Time Machine number five apparently actors time travel all the time no Wes
actors time travel all the time no Wes
actors time travel all the time no Wes way check
way check
way check they must how else could you explain all
they must how else could you explain all
they must how else could you explain all these actors who just happened to look
these actors who just happened to look
these actors who just happened to look like people who lived a hundred years
like people who lived a hundred years
like people who lived a hundred years ago plus we have proof here’s Henry
ago plus we have proof here’s Henry
ago plus we have proof here’s Henry Fonda in a film in 1948 looking at an
Fonda in a film in 1948 looking at an
Fonda in a film in 1948 looking at an iPhone and actors aren’t the only ones
iPhone and actors aren’t the only ones
iPhone and actors aren’t the only ones who travelled back in time with mobile
who travelled back in time with mobile
who travelled back in time with mobile devices just look at these women talking
devices just look at these women talking
devices just look at these women talking on their cell phones a Swedish man
on their cell phones a Swedish man
on their cell phones a Swedish man claimed to have met himself in the
claimed to have met himself in the
claimed to have met himself in the future and as proof shot is blurry 12
future and as proof shot is blurry 12
future and as proof shot is blurry 12 second video no audio the whole thing
second video no audio the whole thing
second video no audio the whole thing may or may not have been part of a viral
may or may not have been part of a viral
may or may not have been part of a viral marketing campaign by a Swedish pension
marketing campaign by a Swedish pension
marketing campaign by a Swedish pension fund though I may read about a Vita from
fund though I may read about a Vita from
fund though I may read about a Vita from a fella a fountain roti Oh damnit ah
a fella a fountain roti Oh damnit ah
a fella a fountain roti Oh damnit ah they have guilt say for your phone to
they have guilt say for your phone to
they have guilt say for your phone to one wheel Washington State lawyer Andrew
one wheel Washington State lawyer Andrew
one wheel Washington State lawyer Andrew basiago claims that ever since he was a
basiago claims that ever since he was a
basiago claims that ever since he was a child he’s been part of a secret
child he’s been part of a secret
child he’s been part of a secret government time travel experiment called
government time travel experiment called
government time travel experiment called project Pegasus I have the whole story I
project Pegasus I have the whole story I
project Pegasus I have the whole story I have hundreds of facts I can tell you
have hundreds of facts I can tell you
have hundreds of facts I can tell you what personnel were at what locations
what personnel were at what locations
what personnel were at what locations where which time-travel device was being
where which time-travel device was being
where which time-travel device was being used even more amazing one of his
used even more amazing one of his
used even more amazing one of his alleged chrono knots was none other than
alleged chrono knots was none other than
alleged chrono knots was none other than President Barack Obama but there’s no
President Barack Obama but there’s no
President Barack Obama but there’s no way they can travel to Mars
way they can travel to Mars
way they can travel to Mars can they yes we can number four verb
can they yes we can number four verb
can they yes we can number four verb tenses become very confusing
tenses become very confusing
tenses become very confusing it wasn’t until his 21st birthday that
it wasn’t until his 21st birthday that
it wasn’t until his 21st birthday that 1955 Biff placed his first bet
1955 Biff placed his first bet
1955 Biff placed his first bet Boyd mo is placed right what do you mean
Boyd mo is placed right what do you mean
Boyd mo is placed right what do you mean who is placed the right tense for
who is placed the right tense for
who is placed the right tense for something that would have happened in
something that would have happened in
something that would have happened in the future of a past that was affected
the future of a past that was affected
the future of a past that was affected by something from the beach
by something from the beach
by something from the beach in his comedic novel the restaurant at
in his comedic novel the restaurant at
in his comedic novel the restaurant at the end of the universe Douglas Adams
the end of the universe Douglas Adams
the end of the universe Douglas Adams contends that the most difficult thing
contends that the most difficult thing
contends that the most difficult thing about time travel is mastering the 1001
about time travel is mastering the 1001
about time travel is mastering the 1001 verb tense formations happen happened
verb tense formations happen happened
verb tense formations happen happened yet
yet
yet hatch Lee poppycock it will be happened
hatch Lee poppycock it will be happened
hatch Lee poppycock it will be happened it shall be going to be happening it
it shall be going to be happening it
it shall be going to be happening it will be was an event that could will
will be was an event that could will
will be was an event that could will have been taking place in the future for
have been taking place in the future for
have been taking place in the future for instance how would you describe
instance how would you describe
instance how would you describe something that would have happened in
something that would have happened in
something that would have happened in your current present while you’re
your current present while you’re
your current present while you’re traveling from your original future to
traveling from your original future to
traveling from your original future to readjust the original past and create an
readjust the original past and create an
readjust the original past and create an alternate timeline from your current one
alternate timeline from your current one
alternate timeline from your current one therefore in the new timeline Marty and
therefore in the new timeline Marty and
therefore in the new timeline Marty and Doc never brought the time machine II is
Doc never brought the time machine II is
Doc never brought the time machine II is brought right Marty and Doc never had
brought right Marty and Doc never had
brought right Marty and Doc never had have had brought I don’t know you did it
have had brought I don’t know you did it
have had brought I don’t know you did it to me
to me
to me some internet grammarians have attempted
some internet grammarians have attempted
some internet grammarians have attempted to create a usable solution and have
to create a usable solution and have
to create a usable solution and have come up with phrases like I will kick
come up with phrases like I will kick
come up with phrases like I will kick the ball have therefore the timeline in
the ball have therefore the timeline in
the ball have therefore the timeline in which 1955 Biff gets the Almanac is also
which 1955 Biff gets the Almanac is also
which 1955 Biff gets the Almanac is also the timeline in which 1955 Biff never
the timeline in which 1955 Biff never
the timeline in which 1955 Biff never gets the Almanac and not just never get
gets the Almanac and not just never get
gets the Almanac and not just never get never have never has it never had have
never have never has it never had have
never have never has it never had have hasn’t number three science proves time
hasn’t number three science proves time
hasn’t number three science proves time travelers do not tweet some physicists
travelers do not tweet some physicists
travelers do not tweet some physicists over at Michigan Tech tried finding time
over at Michigan Tech tried finding time
over at Michigan Tech tried finding time travelers using Twitter searches its
travelers using Twitter searches its
travelers using Twitter searches its Sigmund frood how much time we got left
Sigmund frood how much time we got left
Sigmund frood how much time we got left Hans why extra credit dude they chose a
Hans why extra credit dude they chose a
Hans why extra credit dude they chose a few terms that would have been
few terms that would have been
few terms that would have been completely anachronistic at a given time
completely anachronistic at a given time
completely anachronistic at a given time like Pope Francis would have been in
like Pope Francis would have been in
like Pope Francis would have been in 2009 and scoured nearly a trillion
2009 and scoured nearly a trillion
2009 and scoured nearly a trillion tweets they came up with nothing so I
tweets they came up with nothing so I
tweets they came up with nothing so I really got to be the ass
really got to be the ass
really got to be the ass says we got in this thing and went back
says we got in this thing and went back
says we got in this thing and went back in time astro physicist Stephen Hawking
in time astro physicist Stephen Hawking
in time astro physicist Stephen Hawking tried to meet time travelers by throwing
tried to meet time travelers by throwing
tried to meet time travelers by throwing a reception for them but there’s a twist
a reception for them but there’s a twist
a reception for them but there’s a twist I’m not letting anyone know about it
I’m not letting anyone know about it
I’m not letting anyone know about it until after the party has happened
until after the party has happened
until after the party has happened unfortunately no one came to his party
unfortunately no one came to his party
unfortunately no one came to his party so either his invitation did not survive
so either his invitation did not survive
so either his invitation did not survive far enough into the future or time
far enough into the future or time
far enough into the future or time travel will never be invented or maybe
travel will never be invented or maybe
travel will never be invented or maybe he just should have written an open bar
he just should have written an open bar
he just should have written an open bar on the invitation what a shame
on the invitation what a shame
on the invitation what a shame number two if you kill your grandfather
number two if you kill your grandfather
number two if you kill your grandfather you can’t kill your grandfather sci-fi
you can’t kill your grandfather sci-fi
you can’t kill your grandfather sci-fi buffs no this is the grandfather paradox
buffs no this is the grandfather paradox
buffs no this is the grandfather paradox the theory goes that if you travel back
the theory goes that if you travel back
the theory goes that if you travel back in time and killed your grandfather then
in time and killed your grandfather then
in time and killed your grandfather then you never would have been born but since
you never would have been born but since
you never would have been born but since you were never born you were never able
you were never born you were never able
you were never born you were never able to kill your grandfather and so your
to kill your grandfather and so your
to kill your grandfather and so your grandfather lives and you get born or
grandfather lives and you get born or
grandfather lives and you get born or will have been gotten born who knew if
will have been gotten born who knew if
will have been gotten born who knew if March marries Artie I’ll never be born
March marries Artie I’ll never be born
March marries Artie I’ll never be born similar paradoxes exist for items and
similar paradoxes exist for items and
similar paradoxes exist for items and ideas traveling back and forth through
ideas traveling back and forth through
ideas traveling back and forth through time confounding the temporal origins of
time confounding the temporal origins of
time confounding the temporal origins of anything how we took care of the time
anything how we took care of the time
anything how we took care of the time travel paradox oh right yabba-dabba-doo
travel paradox oh right yabba-dabba-doo
travel paradox oh right yabba-dabba-doo number one time travel is theoretically
number one time travel is theoretically
number one time travel is theoretically possible there’s no such thing as time
possible there’s no such thing as time
possible there’s no such thing as time travelers yes there is no probably not
travelers yes there is no probably not
travelers yes there is no probably not but as confounding as it may be we can’t
but as confounding as it may be we can’t
but as confounding as it may be we can’t dismiss the whole concept of science
dismiss the whole concept of science
dismiss the whole concept of science fiction
fiction
fiction this is his theorized that two black
this is his theorized that two black
this is his theorized that two black holes placed end-to-end forming a
holes placed end-to-end forming a
holes placed end-to-end forming a wormhole could create a portal through
wormhole could create a portal through
wormhole could create a portal through time you see Einstein has just become
time you see Einstein has just become
time you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler of
the world’s first time traveler of
the world’s first time traveler of course the actual size of the portal
course the actual size of the portal
course the actual size of the portal would be about one atom wide so good
would be about one atom wide so good
would be about one atom wide so good luck with that
luck with that
luck with that however that hole could theoretically be
however that hole could theoretically be
however that hole could theoretically be enlarged with a steady flow of
enlarged with a steady flow of
enlarged with a steady flow of anti-gravity which also theoretically is
anti-gravity which also theoretically is
anti-gravity which also theoretically is a real thing
a real thing
a real thing I write Stargate fan fiction so I think
I write Stargate fan fiction so I think
I write Stargate fan fiction so I think I know what I’m talking about right now
I know what I’m talking about right now
I know what I’m talking about right now I seriously almost passed out you’re
I seriously almost passed out you’re
I seriously almost passed out you’re such a dork naturally none of these
such a dork naturally none of these
such a dork naturally none of these technologies are anywhere close to being
technologies are anywhere close to being
technologies are anywhere close to being realized but it does make it easier to
realized but it does make it easier to
realized but it does make it easier to suspend your disbelief for a good time
suspend your disbelief for a good time
suspend your disbelief for a good time travel flick if I travel back to 1969
travel flick if I travel back to 1969
travel flick if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967 presumably I
and I was frozen in 1967 presumably I
and I was frozen in 1967 presumably I could go visit my frozen self but if I’m
could go visit my frozen self but if I’m
could go visit my frozen self but if I’m still frozen in 1967 how could I have
still frozen in 1967 how could I have
still frozen in 1967 how could I have been unthought in the nine
been unthought in the nine
been unthought in the nine in travel back to own air I’ve gone
in travel back to own air I’ve gone
in travel back to own air I’ve gone cross-eyed what will did you have been
cross-eyed what will did you have been
cross-eyed what will did you have been thinking about these facts was not like
thinking about these facts was not like
thinking about these facts was not like cryptic he was saying but I’m not
cryptic he was saying but I’m not
cryptic he was saying but I’m not changing one little plan I know exactly
changing one little plan I know exactly
changing one little plan I know exactly what he meant he was talking about the
what he meant he was talking about the
what he meant he was talking about the butterfly effect that was a great movie
butterfly effect that was a great movie
butterfly effect that was a great movie and what’s your favorite time machine
and what’s your favorite time machine
and what’s your favorite time machine for more awesomely futuristic top 10s
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relax fry everyone we ever knew died
relax fry everyone we ever knew died thousands of years ago everyone we ever
thousands of years ago everyone we ever
thousands of years ago everyone we ever knew I never liked those guys
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