the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster believes the universe was
Monster believes the universe was
Monster believes the universe was created by a noodley appendage God made
created by a noodley appendage God made
created by a noodley appendage God made out of pasta and it’s sparking debate
out of pasta and it’s sparking debate
out of pasta and it’s sparking debate about what it means to be a religion
about what it means to be a religion
about what it means to be a religion well what if I told you that was a
well what if I told you that was a
well what if I told you that was a Flying Spaghetti Monster would you
Flying Spaghetti Monster would you
Flying Spaghetti Monster would you believe it simply because it can’t be
believe it simply because it can’t be
believe it simply because it can’t be disproven welcome to watchmojo.com
disproven welcome to watchmojo.com
disproven welcome to watchmojo.com in today’s installment we’re looking at
in today’s installment we’re looking at
in today’s installment we’re looking at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti
the Church of the Flying Spaghetti
the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster also known as Pastafarianism do
Monster also known as Pastafarianism do
Monster also known as Pastafarianism do you believe in a Flying Spaghetti
you believe in a Flying Spaghetti
you believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster to bubblehead number five the
Monster to bubblehead number five the
Monster to bubblehead number five the church started out as a parody of
church started out as a parody of
church started out as a parody of intelligent design the world is four
intelligent design the world is four
intelligent design the world is four thousand years old and can only be the
thousand years old and can only be the
thousand years old and can only be the product of intelligent design
product of intelligent design
product of intelligent design oh that’s horseshit in 2005 Bobby
oh that’s horseshit in 2005 Bobby
oh that’s horseshit in 2005 Bobby Henderson a 24-year old Oregon State
Henderson a 24-year old Oregon State
Henderson a 24-year old Oregon State University graduate with a degree in
University graduate with a degree in
University graduate with a degree in physics founded the FSM church for the
physics founded the FSM church for the
physics founded the FSM church for the noblest of reasons to prove a point when
noblest of reasons to prove a point when
noblest of reasons to prove a point when the Kansas State Board of Education
the Kansas State Board of Education
the Kansas State Board of Education announced its intention to allow the
announced its intention to allow the
announced its intention to allow the teaching of intelligent design alongside
teaching of intelligent design alongside
teaching of intelligent design alongside evolution in classrooms Henderson sent
evolution in classrooms Henderson sent
evolution in classrooms Henderson sent them a letter as a satirical critique in
them a letter as a satirical critique in
them a letter as a satirical critique in the letter Henderson wrote about his
the letter Henderson wrote about his
the letter Henderson wrote about his personal theory that the universe was
personal theory that the universe was
personal theory that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster
created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster
created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster five thousand years ago and the creature
five thousand years ago and the creature
five thousand years ago and the creature made it look billions of years old for
made it look billions of years old for
made it look billions of years old for some unknown reason Henderson insisted
some unknown reason Henderson insisted
some unknown reason Henderson insisted his theory carried equal weight with
his theory carried equal weight with
his theory carried equal weight with intelligent design and evolution and
intelligent design and evolution and
intelligent design and evolution and should be taught in addition for a
should be taught in addition for a
should be taught in addition for a balanced perspective hey professor I’m a
balanced perspective hey professor I’m a
balanced perspective hey professor I’m a Flying Spaghetti Monster you seriously
Flying Spaghetti Monster you seriously
Flying Spaghetti Monster you seriously believe I’m descended for some kind of
believe I’m descended for some kind of
believe I’m descended for some kind of flightless manicotti yes oh please
flightless manicotti yes oh please
flightless manicotti yes oh please needless to say the Board of Education
needless to say the Board of Education
needless to say the Board of Education didn’t take Henderson’s request into
didn’t take Henderson’s request into
didn’t take Henderson’s request into consideration but the idea caught on and
consideration but the idea caught on and
consideration but the idea caught on and the letter went viral we thank you Lord
the letter went viral we thank you Lord
the letter went viral we thank you Lord for this mighty fine intelligent design
for this mighty fine intelligent design
for this mighty fine intelligent design his religion is often compared to joke
his religion is often compared to joke
his religion is often compared to joke religions such as Jediism but henderson
religions such as Jediism but henderson
religions such as Jediism but henderson insists his religion is the real thing
insists his religion is the real thing
insists his religion is the real thing the FSM faith may sound ridiculous but
the FSM faith may sound ridiculous but
the FSM faith may sound ridiculous but if string theory is proven correct and
if string theory is proven correct and
if string theory is proven correct and we’re all tiny pieces of vibrating
we’re all tiny pieces of vibrating
we’re all tiny pieces of vibrating string then could we not all possibly be
string then could we not all possibly be
string then could we not all possibly be made in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
made in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
made in the Flying Spaghetti Monster snootily in
snootily in
snootily in there’s no great mystery to life just
there’s no great mystery to life just
there’s no great mystery to life just evolution and gods a Spaghetti Monster
evolution and gods a Spaghetti Monster
evolution and gods a Spaghetti Monster thank you Richard number four there is
thank you Richard number four there is
thank you Richard number four there is no official dogma the FSM is most
no official dogma the FSM is most
no official dogma the FSM is most notable such feats as creating
notable such feats as creating
notable such feats as creating everything in existence personally
everything in existence personally
everything in existence personally maintaining gravitational forces
maintaining gravitational forces
maintaining gravitational forces throughout the universe and inspiring
throughout the universe and inspiring
throughout the universe and inspiring the creation a thorough three lawn
the creation a thorough three lawn
the creation a thorough three lawn sprinkler while most religions have no
sprinkler while most religions have no
sprinkler while most religions have no problem running their followers lives
problem running their followers lives
problem running their followers lives and telling them what to do the Church
and telling them what to do the Church
and telling them what to do the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster likes to
of the Flying Spaghetti Monster likes to
of the Flying Spaghetti Monster likes to encourage independent thinking it’s up
encourage independent thinking it’s up
encourage independent thinking it’s up to each individual follower to decide
to each individual follower to decide
to each individual follower to decide what they want to believe and go with
what they want to believe and go with
what they want to believe and go with whatever works for them what happened
whatever works for them what happened
whatever works for them what happened here was a miracle and I want you to
here was a miracle and I want you to
here was a miracle and I want you to fucking acknowledge it
fucking acknowledge it
fucking acknowledge it however the gospel of the Flying
however the gospel of the Flying
however the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster published in 2006
Spaghetti Monster published in 2006
Spaghetti Monster published in 2006 contains eight rules known as the eight
contains eight rules known as the eight
contains eight rules known as the eight I’d really rather you didn’t which is
I’d really rather you didn’t which is
I’d really rather you didn’t which is more or less a Pastafarian version of
more or less a Pastafarian version of
more or less a Pastafarian version of the Ten Commandments but as the name
the Ten Commandments but as the name
the Ten Commandments but as the name implies they’re more casual suggestions
implies they’re more casual suggestions
implies they’re more casual suggestions meant to discourage sanctimonious piety
meant to discourage sanctimonious piety
meant to discourage sanctimonious piety and bigotry than they are strict
and bigotry than they are strict
and bigotry than they are strict guidelines the code is more what you
guidelines the code is more what you
guidelines the code is more what you call a guideline than actual rules of
call a guideline than actual rules of
call a guideline than actual rules of course some beliefs have found popular
course some beliefs have found popular
course some beliefs have found popular support among the pastafarian community
support among the pastafarian community
support among the pastafarian community among them the conviction that it is
among them the conviction that it is
among them the conviction that it is important to enjoy oneself and drink
important to enjoy oneself and drink
important to enjoy oneself and drink lots of beer and that in heaven not only
lots of beer and that in heaven not only
lots of beer and that in heaven not only are the faithful rewarded with eternal
are the faithful rewarded with eternal
are the faithful rewarded with eternal life but also with access to a beer
life but also with access to a beer
life but also with access to a beer volcano and a stripper Factory
number three anyone can become a
number three anyone can become a minister
minister
minister that’s better sancti etc that’s ok yes
that’s better sancti etc that’s ok yes
that’s better sancti etc that’s ok yes no one is gonna believe Archer is a
no one is gonna believe Archer is a
no one is gonna believe Archer is a priest if you feel the burning desire to
priest if you feel the burning desire to
priest if you feel the burning desire to spread the past a fairy in gospel feel
spread the past a fairy in gospel feel
spread the past a fairy in gospel feel you’re not qualified have no fear
you’re not qualified have no fear
you’re not qualified have no fear there’s no theological training required
there’s no theological training required
there’s no theological training required or special seminary that one has to
or special seminary that one has to
or special seminary that one has to attend to become ordained all you have
attend to become ordained all you have
attend to become ordained all you have to do is visit the church’s website and
to do is visit the church’s website and
to do is visit the church’s website and give $25 to presumably Bobby Henderson
give $25 to presumably Bobby Henderson
give $25 to presumably Bobby Henderson in return he’ll send you a special
in return he’ll send you a special
in return he’ll send you a special certificate and put you in an official
certificate and put you in an official
certificate and put you in an official registry containing the names of other
registry containing the names of other
registry containing the names of other ordained ministers once you are ordained
ordained ministers once you are ordained
ordained ministers once you are ordained you are given the authority to perform
you are given the authority to perform
you are given the authority to perform baptisms and exercise last rites if
baptisms and exercise last rites if
baptisms and exercise last rites if nothing else you’ll be able to go to
nothing else you’ll be able to go to
nothing else you’ll be able to go to college campuses and bug students as
college campuses and bug students as
college campuses and bug students as they’re walking to class just like
they’re walking to class just like
they’re walking to class just like Christian preachers in April 2016 a New
Christian preachers in April 2016 a New
Christian preachers in April 2016 a New Zealand Minister was able to perform the
Zealand Minister was able to perform the
Zealand Minister was able to perform the first legally recognised Pastafarian
first legally recognised Pastafarian
first legally recognised Pastafarian marriage which featured wedding vows
marriage which featured wedding vows
marriage which featured wedding vows full of pasta themed wordplay and of
full of pasta themed wordplay and of
full of pasta themed wordplay and of course full pirate regalia to celebrate
course full pirate regalia to celebrate
course full pirate regalia to celebrate family with friends in pirate cost jobs
family with friends in pirate cost jobs
family with friends in pirate cost jobs and with Robert Joseph I terms as a
and with Robert Joseph I terms as a
and with Robert Joseph I terms as a matter of fact number two according to
matter of fact number two according to
matter of fact number two according to the church global warming and pirates
the church global warming and pirates
the church global warming and pirates are related their reasoning these two
are related their reasoning these two
are related their reasoning these two trends perfectly correlate back when
trends perfectly correlate back when
trends perfectly correlate back when there were more pirates there was less
there were more pirates there was less
there were more pirates there was less global warming today there are fewer
global warming today there are fewer
global warming today there are fewer pirates than ever before and there’s
pirates than ever before and there’s
pirates than ever before and there’s more global warming you do the math they
more global warming you do the math they
more global warming you do the math they also point toward evidence suggesting
also point toward evidence suggesting
also point toward evidence suggesting that Somalia has the most pirates of any
that Somalia has the most pirates of any
that Somalia has the most pirates of any other country in the world and the
other country in the world and the
other country in the world and the smallest carbon footprint look at me
smallest carbon footprint look at me
smallest carbon footprint look at me sure look at me sure another captain now
sure look at me sure another captain now
sure look at me sure another captain now the church teaches that to combat global
the church teaches that to combat global
the church teaches that to combat global warming and reverse these trends more
warming and reverse these trends more
warming and reverse these trends more people have to revive the lost art of
people have to revive the lost art of
people have to revive the lost art of pirating which means among other things
pirating which means among other things
pirating which means among other things dressing like a pirate and talking like
dressing like a pirate and talking like
dressing like a pirate and talking like one it is about the matter of demons for
one it is about the matter of demons for
one it is about the matter of demons for me
me
me Steve be a touch chart this month the
Steve be a touch chart this month the
Steve be a touch chart this month the church also teaches that pirates were
church also teaches that pirates were
church also teaches that pirates were once an upstanding group of people and
once an upstanding group of people and
once an upstanding group of people and they only get a bad rap today because
they only get a bad rap today because
they only get a bad rap today because historical revisionists namely
historical revisionists namely
historical revisionists namely missionaries have cast them in a
missionaries have cast them in a
missionaries have cast them in a negative light I mean you hear a pirate
negative light I mean you hear a pirate
negative light I mean you hear a pirate ship you think sails cannonballs oh not
ship you think sails cannonballs oh not
ship you think sails cannonballs oh not one of these guys as a beard number one
one of these guys as a beard number one
one of these guys as a beard number one wearing a colander on your head is
wearing a colander on your head is
wearing a colander on your head is religious expression get a sifter or a
religious expression get a sifter or a
religious expression get a sifter or a column colander would be good as an
column colander would be good as an
column colander would be good as an outlandish yet somehow logical symbol to
outlandish yet somehow logical symbol to
outlandish yet somehow logical symbol to proudly show one’s Pastafarian identity
proudly show one’s Pastafarian identity
proudly show one’s Pastafarian identity the church encourages its followers to
the church encourages its followers to
the church encourages its followers to wear call endures over their heads in
wear call endures over their heads in
wear call endures over their heads in the workplace and in their photo IDs in
the workplace and in their photo IDs in
the workplace and in their photo IDs in various countries all over the world
various countries all over the world
various countries all over the world people are fighting for the right to
people are fighting for the right to
people are fighting for the right to wear these calendars in their drivers
wear these calendars in their drivers
wear these calendars in their drivers license pictures many have been
license pictures many have been
license pictures many have been successful but the struggle continues
successful but the struggle continues
successful but the struggle continues for recognition the church has been
for recognition the church has been
for recognition the church has been legally recognized as an official
legally recognized as an official
legally recognized as an official religion in the Netherlands New Zealand
religion in the Netherlands New Zealand
religion in the Netherlands New Zealand and Poland unfortunately other parts of
and Poland unfortunately other parts of
and Poland unfortunately other parts of the world haven’t been so progressive in
the world haven’t been so progressive in
the world haven’t been so progressive in April 2016 a US federal judge ruled that
April 2016 a US federal judge ruled that
April 2016 a US federal judge ruled that a Nebraska prisoner’s devotion to the
a Nebraska prisoner’s devotion to the
a Nebraska prisoner’s devotion to the pastor Farion faith did not entitle him
pastor Farion faith did not entitle him
pastor Farion faith did not entitle him to typical religious accommodations such
to typical religious accommodations such
to typical religious accommodations such as the right to wear his sacred colander
as the right to wear his sacred colander
as the right to wear his sacred colander the judge saw it more as satire than a
the judge saw it more as satire than a
the judge saw it more as satire than a real religion it satirizes religion this
real religion it satirizes religion this
real religion it satirizes religion this faith and mr. Fillion insists that the
faith and mr. Fillion insists that the
faith and mr. Fillion insists that the kitchenware is part of that religion so
kitchenware is part of that religion so
kitchenware is part of that religion so have you been touched by the Flying
have you been touched by the Flying
have you been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster snootily appendage and
Spaghetti Monster snootily appendage and
Spaghetti Monster snootily appendage and are you gonna put a colander on your
are you gonna put a colander on your
are you gonna put a colander on your head the next time you update your
head the next time you update your
head the next time you update your driver’s license for more devoted top
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God is a spaghetti monster oh thank you
God is a spaghetti monster oh thank you Jesus
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