shark majestic and misunderstood or murderous and some other word that
murderous and some other word that
murderous and some other word that starts with M welcome to watchmojo.com
ik today we’re staring death in the eye
ik today we’re staring death in the eye to bring you 5 facts about shark attack
to bring you 5 facts about shark attack
to bring you 5 facts about shark attack so you probably didn’t know heads up you
so you probably didn’t know heads up you
so you probably didn’t know heads up you might see some gore
might see some gore
might see some gore before we begin we publish new videos
before we begin we publish new videos
before we begin we publish new videos every day
every day
every day so be sure to subscribe for more great
so be sure to subscribe for more great
so be sure to subscribe for more great content number 5 you’re more likely to
content number 5 you’re more likely to
content number 5 you’re more likely to be killed by a Dorito than a shark hello
be killed by a Dorito than a shark hello
be killed by a Dorito than a shark hello this is shark in a manner of speaking
this is shark in a manner of speaking
this is shark in a manner of speaking that is no offense to any particular
that is no offense to any particular
that is no offense to any particular delicious snack food but according to
delicious snack food but according to
delicious snack food but according to some 20-year old american statistics
some 20-year old american statistics
some 20-year old american statistics vending machines are responsible for at
vending machines are responsible for at
vending machines are responsible for at least twice as many deaths per year than
least twice as many deaths per year than
least twice as many deaths per year than sharks
granted these sets don’t account for the
granted these sets don’t account for the sudden appearance of sharknadoes in 2013
number four sharks aren’t eating you
number four sharks aren’t eating you they’re tasting you and you were asking
they’re tasting you and you were asking
they’re tasting you and you were asking for it okay so which one tasted better
for it okay so which one tasted better
for it okay so which one tasted better I’m Steve yeah a guy with Lisa I only
I’m Steve yeah a guy with Lisa I only
I’m Steve yeah a guy with Lisa I only tasted peanut butter and chocolate Lisa
tasted peanut butter and chocolate Lisa
tasted peanut butter and chocolate Lisa had just eaten a peanut butter capsule
had just eaten a peanut butter capsule
had just eaten a peanut butter capsule with Steve I tasted something more it
with Steve I tasted something more it
with Steve I tasted something more it was peanut butter and snicker right many
was peanut butter and snicker right many
was peanut butter and snicker right many people think that sharks don’t like the
people think that sharks don’t like the
people think that sharks don’t like the taste of human flesh and that’s why they
taste of human flesh and that’s why they
taste of human flesh and that’s why they very rarely bite off and eat a piece of
very rarely bite off and eat a piece of
very rarely bite off and eat a piece of anybody most fights are just quick
anybody most fights are just quick
anybody most fights are just quick exploratory grabs but others see erisa
exploratory grabs but others see erisa
exploratory grabs but others see erisa what the Sharks learn from their dental
what the Sharks learn from their dental
what the Sharks learn from their dental probing is not the human taste gross but
probing is not the human taste gross but
probing is not the human taste gross but that were too bony they’d much prefer a
that were too bony they’d much prefer a
that were too bony they’d much prefer a nice blubbery feel Steve was delish yeah
nice blubbery feel Steve was delish yeah
nice blubbery feel Steve was delish yeah I love another case certainly
I love another case certainly
I love another case certainly [Music]
[Music]
[Music] furthermore for sure I bet you there’s a
furthermore for sure I bet you there’s a
furthermore for sure I bet you there’s a good chance you deserved it and that you
good chance you deserved it and that you
good chance you deserved it and that you were a man
about half of all shark attacks are
about half of all shark attacks are provoked meaning the victim touched or
provoked meaning the victim touched or
provoked meaning the victim touched or pursued the shark and a massive 92% of
pursued the shark and a massive 92% of
pursued the shark and a massive 92% of all great white shark attack victims are
all great white shark attack victims are
all great white shark attack victims are male
so either men are doing a lot more
so either men are doing a lot more diving and surfing than women or sharks
diving and surfing than women or sharks
diving and surfing than women or sharks are kinda sexist
number three that’s to go Three Stooges
number three that’s to go Three Stooges on his ass its Colossus even mediocre Oh
on his ass its Colossus even mediocre Oh
on his ass its Colossus even mediocre Oh say ah shark self-defense experts which
say ah shark self-defense experts which
say ah shark self-defense experts which is a designation we just invented say
is a designation we just invented say
is a designation we just invented say there are a few things you can do once
there are a few things you can do once
there are a few things you can do once you’ve been bitten first don’t panic
you’ve been bitten first don’t panic
you’ve been bitten first don’t panic number one you have to remain calm
number one you have to remain calm
number one you have to remain calm remember they’re just tasting and once
remember they’re just tasting and once
remember they’re just tasting and once they realize you eat mostly Doritos and
they realize you eat mostly Doritos and
they realize you eat mostly Doritos and tastes awful they’ll let you go you have
tastes awful they’ll let you go you have
tastes awful they’ll let you go you have to show no fear siege it because the
to show no fear siege it because the
to show no fear siege it because the Sharks you see the Sharks they can sense
Sharks you see the Sharks they can sense
Sharks you see the Sharks they can sense this here so don’t freak out but don’t
this here so don’t freak out but don’t
this here so don’t freak out but don’t play dead either
play dead either
play dead either Sharp’s wait till things are dead to
Sharp’s wait till things are dead to
Sharp’s wait till things are dead to swallow them your best move is to hit it
swallow them your best move is to hit it
swallow them your best move is to hit it in the eyes or gills that’s where the
in the eyes or gills that’s where the
in the eyes or gills that’s where the shark is most sensitive and such an
shark is most sensitive and such an
shark is most sensitive and such an attack has only one known defense number
attack has only one known defense number
attack has only one known defense number two Free Willy pwned jaws sharks like
two Free Willy pwned jaws sharks like
two Free Willy pwned jaws sharks like the great white are of course known to
the great white are of course known to
the great white are of course known to humans as ferocious killers while orcas
humans as ferocious killers while orcas
humans as ferocious killers while orcas are good time trip flippin SeaWorld
are good time trip flippin SeaWorld
are good time trip flippin SeaWorld mascots despite the fact that they’re
mascots despite the fact that they’re
mascots despite the fact that they’re literally called killer whales one is a
literally called killer whales one is a
literally called killer whales one is a tool whoa right so will it kill us no
tool whoa right so will it kill us no
tool whoa right so will it kill us no I’ll get you punished ultimate fish but
I’ll get you punished ultimate fish but
I’ll get you punished ultimate fish but a major food source for many workers are
a major food source for many workers are
a major food source for many workers are actually sharks
actually sharks
actually sharks marine biologists say that some Orca
marine biologists say that some Orca
marine biologists say that some Orca populations actually specialize in
populations actually specialize in
populations actually specialize in pack-hunting predators sharks including
pack-hunting predators sharks including
pack-hunting predators sharks including the great white and tiger shark I don’t
the great white and tiger shark I don’t
the great white and tiger shark I don’t know we handled PR for Shamu but they’re
know we handled PR for Shamu but they’re
know we handled PR for Shamu but they’re earning their pay
[Applause]
[Applause] number one humans are still winning the
number one humans are still winning the
number one humans are still winning the war on sharks don’t worry guys we got
war on sharks don’t worry guys we got
war on sharks don’t worry guys we got this our best estimates tell us that
this our best estimates tell us that
this our best estimates tell us that brave hunters kill about a hundred
brave hunters kill about a hundred
brave hunters kill about a hundred million of these terrifying super fish
million of these terrifying super fish
million of these terrifying super fish every year that’s at least 10 million of
every year that’s at least 10 million of
every year that’s at least 10 million of them for every one of us a never mind
them for every one of us a never mind
them for every one of us a never mind that only a fraction of shark species
that only a fraction of shark species
that only a fraction of shark species have ever been implicated in the human
have ever been implicated in the human
have ever been implicated in the human injury we’re coming for all y’all sadly
injury we’re coming for all y’all sadly
injury we’re coming for all y’all sadly many cities have placed a ban on shark
many cities have placed a ban on shark
many cities have placed a ban on shark fin soup hoping to give a traitorous
fin soup hoping to give a traitorous
fin soup hoping to give a traitorous boost to the murderous death –
boost to the murderous death –
boost to the murderous death – populations don’t worry
populations don’t worry
populations don’t worry scientists say that without a drastic
scientists say that without a drastic
scientists say that without a drastic reduction in shark hunting we’ll extinct
reduction in shark hunting we’ll extinct
reduction in shark hunting we’ll extinct those demon-possessed aquatics chainsaws
those demon-possessed aquatics chainsaws
those demon-possessed aquatics chainsaws in no time if we keep killing tens of
in no time if we keep killing tens of
in no time if we keep killing tens of millions of sharks each year just for
millions of sharks each year just for
millions of sharks each year just for suit change life in our oceans forever
suit change life in our oceans forever
suit change life in our oceans forever so which of these facts did you find the
so which of these facts did you find the
so which of these facts did you find the most interesting check out these other
most interesting check out these other
most interesting check out these other great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe
great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe
great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos every day
”
Be First to Comment