if you hear an unexplained noise you probably shouldn’t investigate alone
you probably shouldn’t investigate alone
you probably shouldn’t investigate alone without a weapon oh my god
without a weapon oh my god
without a weapon oh my god [Music]
drunk welcome to watchmojo.com and today
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we’re counting down our picks for the
we’re counting down our picks for the top ten zombie survival tips before we
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content for this list will be listing helpful tips to keep in mind to help you
helpful tips to keep in mind to help you
helpful tips to keep in mind to help you survive when the undead lunge for your
survive when the undead lunge for your
survive when the undead lunge for your brains the Centers for Disease Control
brains the Centers for Disease Control
brains the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has a plan for zombie
and Prevention has a plan for zombie
and Prevention has a plan for zombie preparedness so why shouldn’t we and why
preparedness so why shouldn’t we and why
preparedness so why shouldn’t we and why am i alive when everyone around me has
am i alive when everyone around me has
am i alive when everyone around me has turned to me it’s because of my list of
turned to me it’s because of my list of
turned to me it’s because of my list of rule number 10 go on supply runs I’ll go
rule number 10 go on supply runs I’ll go
rule number 10 go on supply runs I’ll go see what antibiotic Celeste what else is
see what antibiotic Celeste what else is
see what antibiotic Celeste what else is on the list you can’t shop at the mall
on the list you can’t shop at the mall
on the list you can’t shop at the mall due to a viral zombie outbreak it’s time
due to a viral zombie outbreak it’s time
due to a viral zombie outbreak it’s time to loot supplies will dwindle rapidly
to loot supplies will dwindle rapidly
to loot supplies will dwindle rapidly when you don’t have the luxury of
when you don’t have the luxury of
when you don’t have the luxury of electricity gas or fresh water and are
electricity gas or fresh water and are
electricity gas or fresh water and are constantly threatened by the
constantly threatened by the
constantly threatened by the flesh-eating Undead going on runs and
flesh-eating Undead going on runs and
flesh-eating Undead going on runs and scavenging what you can to replenish
scavenging what you can to replenish
scavenging what you can to replenish resources will become a weekly if not
resources will become a weekly if not
resources will become a weekly if not daily routine going alone reduces your
daily routine going alone reduces your
daily routine going alone reduces your visibility but also limits how much
visibility but also limits how much
visibility but also limits how much stuff you can bring back going in a
stuff you can bring back going in a
stuff you can bring back going in a group increases overall security and
group increases overall security and
group increases overall security and halt but also attract more zeti monsters
halt but also attract more zeti monsters
halt but also attract more zeti monsters either way make sure you know what you
either way make sure you know what you
either way make sure you know what you need so you don’t waste time and space
need so you don’t waste time and space
need so you don’t waste time and space anything remotely medical is a priority
anything remotely medical is a priority
anything remotely medical is a priority and food maybe even food before medicine
and food maybe even food before medicine
and food maybe even food before medicine number 9 aim for the head there’s a
number 9 aim for the head there’s a
number 9 aim for the head there’s a reason shooting a zombie 15 times in the
reason shooting a zombie 15 times in the
reason shooting a zombie 15 times in the chest does nothing and that reason is
chest does nothing and that reason is
chest does nothing and that reason is the only organ in a zombie that does
the only organ in a zombie that does
the only organ in a zombie that does anything is its brain therefore no brain
anything is its brain therefore no brain
anything is its brain therefore no brain means the zombies dead of course that
means the zombies dead of course that
means the zombies dead of course that doesn’t significantly reduce your target
doesn’t significantly reduce your target
doesn’t significantly reduce your target area which means that unless you’re a
area which means that unless you’re a
area which means that unless you’re a marksman you got to get real close to
marksman you got to get real close to
marksman you got to get real close to land a hit if you don’t have a gun a
land a hit if you don’t have a gun a
land a hit if you don’t have a gun a melee weapon with a long reach is
melee weapon with a long reach is
melee weapon with a long reach is recommended that way you can pierce the
recommended that way you can pierce the
recommended that way you can pierce the brain without getting close enough to be
brain without getting close enough to be
brain without getting close enough to be grabbed that’s always a good thing
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[Music] number eight never hesitate when killing
number eight never hesitate when killing
number eight never hesitate when killing a zombie oh Michael what are you waiting
a zombie oh Michael what are you waiting
a zombie oh Michael what are you waiting for go ahead kill they may have been the
for go ahead kill they may have been the
for go ahead kill they may have been the love of your life but the one you cared
love of your life but the one you cared
love of your life but the one you cared about is gone all that’s left is the
about is gone all that’s left is the
about is gone all that’s left is the violent shell of their former self
violent shell of their former self
violent shell of their former self that’s trying to eat your brain they
that’s trying to eat your brain they
that’s trying to eat your brain they don’t feel regret remorse or guilt so
don’t feel regret remorse or guilt so
don’t feel regret remorse or guilt so why should you we have to deal with her
why should you we have to deal with her
why should you we have to deal with her why thank do what you have to do and if
why thank do what you have to do and if
why thank do what you have to do and if that involves driving a spear through
that involves driving a spear through
that involves driving a spear through their eye so be it
their eye so be it
their eye so be it the longer you contemplate it the more
the longer you contemplate it the more
the longer you contemplate it the more opportunity the zombie has to grab you
opportunity the zombie has to grab you
opportunity the zombie has to grab you and we all know that when a zombie grabs
and we all know that when a zombie grabs
and we all know that when a zombie grabs you your life expectancy drops rapidly
you your life expectancy drops rapidly
you your life expectancy drops rapidly don’t let it get to that stage do what
don’t let it get to that stage do what
don’t let it get to that stage do what needs to be done number seven
needs to be done number seven
needs to be done number seven have a radio hey hello see a second here
have a radio hey hello see a second here
have a radio hey hello see a second here you’re convinced are over cell service
you’re convinced are over cell service
you’re convinced are over cell service is sketchy at the best of time it’s not
is sketchy at the best of time it’s not
is sketchy at the best of time it’s not going to improve during a zombie
going to improve during a zombie
going to improve during a zombie apocalypse of course shouting at the top
apocalypse of course shouting at the top
apocalypse of course shouting at the top of your lungs probably isn’t the best
of your lungs probably isn’t the best
of your lungs probably isn’t the best communication method nor is using a
communication method nor is using a
communication method nor is using a megaphone that’s where the radio comes
megaphone that’s where the radio comes
megaphone that’s where the radio comes in the longer the range – better
in the longer the range – better
in the longer the range – better it’s definitely handy for informing the
it’s definitely handy for informing the
it’s definitely handy for informing the group of impending undead or other
group of impending undead or other
group of impending undead or other threats you need find a place to hide
threats you need find a place to hide
threats you need find a place to hide it’s also useful for picking up
it’s also useful for picking up
it’s also useful for picking up transmissions from other bases that may
transmissions from other bases that may
transmissions from other bases that may be more secure or offer an area of no
be more secure or offer an area of no
be more secure or offer an area of no infection the walkie talkie is also a
infection the walkie talkie is also a
infection the walkie talkie is also a must-have for shorter range
must-have for shorter range
must-have for shorter range communications
and you want a tank Hanna number six
and you want a tank Hanna number six locate a stronghold you’ll need strong
locate a stronghold you’ll need strong
locate a stronghold you’ll need strong defenses if you want to survive a
defenses if you want to survive a
defenses if you want to survive a location with high walls or a defendable
location with high walls or a defendable
location with high walls or a defendable perimeter is an ideal place for rest and
perimeter is an ideal place for rest and
perimeter is an ideal place for rest and recuperation a strong role allows you to
recuperation a strong role allows you to
recuperation a strong role allows you to store supplies keep survivors safe and
store supplies keep survivors safe and
store supplies keep survivors safe and most importantly get some shut-eye
most importantly get some shut-eye
most importantly get some shut-eye we keep noise to a minimum pull off
we keep noise to a minimum pull off
we keep noise to a minimum pull off blinds at night even better just lights
blinds at night even better just lights
blinds at night even better just lights out the stronger it is the less chance
out the stronger it is the less chance
out the stronger it is the less chance you have of flesh-eating zombies
you have of flesh-eating zombies
you have of flesh-eating zombies breaking through and showing down on
breaking through and showing down on
breaking through and showing down on some fresh human plus coming home to
some fresh human plus coming home to
some fresh human plus coming home to your base after a long day out in the
your base after a long day out in the
your base after a long day out in the apocalypse will provide some respite but
apocalypse will provide some respite but
apocalypse will provide some respite but don’t get too cozy you still need an
don’t get too cozy you still need an
don’t get too cozy you still need an escape plan depending on your group size
escape plan depending on your group size
escape plan depending on your group size you’ll probably require a beefed up
you’ll probably require a beefed up
you’ll probably require a beefed up vehicle to escape in if your stronghold
vehicle to escape in if your stronghold
vehicle to escape in if your stronghold is overrun hang on
is overrun hang on
is overrun hang on with side number five no emergency first
with side number five no emergency first
with side number five no emergency first aid just because it’s the zombie
aid just because it’s the zombie
aid just because it’s the zombie apocalypse doesn’t mean the only
apocalypse doesn’t mean the only
apocalypse doesn’t mean the only injuries that occur will be zombie bites
injuries that occur will be zombie bites
injuries that occur will be zombie bites in fact due to the apocalypse the risk
in fact due to the apocalypse the risk
in fact due to the apocalypse the risk of all other injuries will have
of all other injuries will have
of all other injuries will have increased immeasurably it’s important to
increased immeasurably it’s important to
increased immeasurably it’s important to know how to deal with an injury with the
know how to deal with an injury with the
know how to deal with an injury with the limited supplies you have there are no
limited supplies you have there are no
limited supplies you have there are no more hospitals so you’re dependent on
more hospitals so you’re dependent on
more hospitals so you’re dependent on your own knowledge everyone in the group
your own knowledge everyone in the group
your own knowledge everyone in the group should have the basic training to patch
should have the basic training to patch
should have the basic training to patch up minor injuries actually you know what
up minor injuries actually you know what
up minor injuries actually you know what it’s a big skill to have regardless of
it’s a big skill to have regardless of
it’s a big skill to have regardless of the zombie apocalypse what are you
the zombie apocalypse what are you
the zombie apocalypse what are you waiting for go take that course where
waiting for go take that course where
waiting for go take that course where could you live number four avoid
could you live number four avoid
could you live number four avoid populated areas
basic zombie logic states that where
basic zombie logic states that where there were once people there are now
there were once people there are now
there were once people there are now zombies by extension where there were
zombies by extension where there were
zombies by extension where there were once a lot of people there are now a lot
once a lot of people there are now a lot
once a lot of people there are now a lot of zombies that means cities smalls and
of zombies that means cities smalls and
of zombies that means cities smalls and residential areas are a no-go
residential areas are a no-go
residential areas are a no-go unfortunately those places hold the most
unfortunately those places hold the most
unfortunately those places hold the most supplies so unless you’re starved for
supplies so unless you’re starved for
supplies so unless you’re starved for resources make it your goal to stay away
resources make it your goal to stay away
resources make it your goal to stay away if you do end up in a populated area and
if you do end up in a populated area and
if you do end up in a populated area and are trapped it’s going to cost you a lot
are trapped it’s going to cost you a lot
are trapped it’s going to cost you a lot of supplies and lives trying to get out
of supplies and lives trying to get out
of supplies and lives trying to get out or you can wait for help to come and
or you can wait for help to come and
or you can wait for help to come and save you yeah it’s probably not going to
save you yeah it’s probably not going to
save you yeah it’s probably not going to happen
number three find a mode of
number three find a mode of transportation
locking sucks but you can’t risk driving
locking sucks but you can’t risk driving all the time during the zombie
all the time during the zombie
all the time during the zombie apocalypse it’s a waste of fuel and will
apocalypse it’s a waste of fuel and will
apocalypse it’s a waste of fuel and will attract undead and other interested
attract undead and other interested
attract undead and other interested survivors drive only if you absolutely
survivors drive only if you absolutely
survivors drive only if you absolutely have to and try to siphon fuel along the
have to and try to siphon fuel along the
have to and try to siphon fuel along the way as for a mode of transportation
way as for a mode of transportation
way as for a mode of transportation you’ll want a heavy-duty vehicles that
you’ll want a heavy-duty vehicles that
you’ll want a heavy-duty vehicles that can ram through zombies without slowing
can ram through zombies without slowing
can ram through zombies without slowing down too much makeshift upgrades that
down too much makeshift upgrades that
down too much makeshift upgrades that offer protection and dole out extra
offer protection and dole out extra
offer protection and dole out extra damage are a bonus health if you can fly
damage are a bonus health if you can fly
damage are a bonus health if you can fly a helicopter or a plane and have access
a helicopter or a plane and have access
a helicopter or a plane and have access to one that’s an even better way to
to one that’s an even better way to
to one that’s an even better way to travel long distances when the area
travel long distances when the area
travel long distances when the area you’re in has gone to hell
number two choose your ideal weapon when
number two choose your ideal weapon when you find yourself face-to-face with a
you find yourself face-to-face with a
you find yourself face-to-face with a zombie it’s kill or be killed if running
zombie it’s kill or be killed if running
zombie it’s kill or be killed if running isn’t an option you’d better hope you’re
isn’t an option you’d better hope you’re
isn’t an option you’d better hope you’re holding the weapon that’s best suited to
holding the weapon that’s best suited to
holding the weapon that’s best suited to you whether that’s a blade a blunt
you whether that’s a blade a blunt
you whether that’s a blade a blunt object or a firearm if you can’t use it
object or a firearm if you can’t use it
object or a firearm if you can’t use it you’re going to have a problem finding
you’re going to have a problem finding
you’re going to have a problem finding the ideal weapon can be the difference
the ideal weapon can be the difference
the ideal weapon can be the difference between life and death and whatever type
between life and death and whatever type
between life and death and whatever type of weapon that is if you can use it
of weapon that is if you can use it
of weapon that is if you can use it comfortably it will undoubtedly be one
comfortably it will undoubtedly be one
comfortably it will undoubtedly be one of the most important things to have
of the most important things to have
of the most important things to have during the apocalypse it’s also wise to
during the apocalypse it’s also wise to
during the apocalypse it’s also wise to have a smaller weapon on you in case of
have a smaller weapon on you in case of
have a smaller weapon on you in case of emergency situations before we unveil
emergency situations before we unveil
emergency situations before we unveil our number one pick here are some
our number one pick here are some
our number one pick here are some honorable mentions the double tap in
honorable mentions the double tap in
honorable mentions the double tap in those moments when you’re not sure the
those moments when you’re not sure the
those moments when you’re not sure the undead are really dead dead soak it all
undead are really dead dead soak it all
undead are really dead dead soak it all spins you with your bullets I mean one
spins you with your bullets I mean one
spins you with your bullets I mean one more clean shot to the head and this
more clean shot to the head and this
more clean shot to the head and this lady could have avoided becoming a human
lady could have avoided becoming a human
lady could have avoided becoming a human happy meal Oh still maybe won’t hurt you
number one choose your allies wisely who
number one choose your allies wisely who the hell do you think you are I’m
the hell do you think you are I’m
the hell do you think you are I’m someone who knows who you are no one
someone who knows who you are no one
someone who knows who you are no one wants to hear it but we have to face the
wants to hear it but we have to face the
wants to hear it but we have to face the hard truth the zombie apocalypse changes
hard truth the zombie apocalypse changes
hard truth the zombie apocalypse changes people when all you’re doing is fighting
people when all you’re doing is fighting
people when all you’re doing is fighting for survival it becomes our primary
for survival it becomes our primary
for survival it becomes our primary instinct to watch out for ourselves you
instinct to watch out for ourselves you
instinct to watch out for ourselves you get us all killed so mad traitor the
get us all killed so mad traitor the
get us all killed so mad traitor the people you want by your side are the
people you want by your side are the
people you want by your side are the ones that managed to hold on to pieces
ones that managed to hold on to pieces
ones that managed to hold on to pieces of themselves otherwise the group will
of themselves otherwise the group will
of themselves otherwise the group will inevitably run into problems conflicts
inevitably run into problems conflicts
inevitably run into problems conflicts of interest and attempted takeovers in
of interest and attempted takeovers in
of interest and attempted takeovers in leadership also if your allies have
leadership also if your allies have
leadership also if your allies have certain skills like combat or foraging
certain skills like combat or foraging
certain skills like combat or foraging that’s an obvious bonus just make sure
that’s an obvious bonus just make sure
that’s an obvious bonus just make sure they don’t try to stab you in the back
they don’t try to stab you in the back
they don’t try to stab you in the back down the road literally ah fuck
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