prepare yourself for the darkside of Nintendo welcome to watchmojo.com and
Nintendo welcome to watchmojo.com and
Nintendo welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 worst Wii games we’re not
for the top 10 worst Wii games we’re not
for the top 10 worst Wii games we’re not one moment stop I’m Christian speed
one moment stop I’m Christian speed
one moment stop I’m Christian speed don’t worry fellas I’m not jiving for
don’t worry fellas I’m not jiving for
don’t worry fellas I’m not jiving for this list we’ll be counting down the
this list we’ll be counting down the
this list we’ll be counting down the most aggravating cheap and just
most aggravating cheap and just
most aggravating cheap and just downright broken games to ever come out
downright broken games to ever come out
downright broken games to ever come out on the original Wii system our choices
on the original Wii system our choices
on the original Wii system our choices are based on a mixture of fan boats
are based on a mixture of fan boats
are based on a mixture of fan boats popularity and our own personal
popularity and our own personal
popularity and our own personal reference number 10 sukeimon Saku denna
loosely translated as delinquent CEO
loosely translated as delinquent CEO Rena on paper this kind of seems like a
Rena on paper this kind of seems like a
Rena on paper this kind of seems like a no-brainer
no-brainer
no-brainer cats minigames cute Japanese animations
cats minigames cute Japanese animations
cats minigames cute Japanese animations sounds pretty solid the final product
sounds pretty solid the final product
sounds pretty solid the final product however liked any kinda charm the mini
however liked any kinda charm the mini
however liked any kinda charm the mini games mostly revolved around you trying
games mostly revolved around you trying
games mostly revolved around you trying to appease your CEO who happens to be a
to appease your CEO who happens to be a
to appease your CEO who happens to be a narcissistic cat that’s not to mention
narcissistic cat that’s not to mention
narcissistic cat that’s not to mention the creepy adult art style that just
the creepy adult art style that just
the creepy adult art style that just looks an appealing devoid of any kind of
looks an appealing devoid of any kind of
looks an appealing devoid of any kind of humor and fun the only way you’re going
humor and fun the only way you’re going
humor and fun the only way you’re going to enjoy this game is if you are a
to enjoy this game is if you are a
to enjoy this game is if you are a devout cat fan selling only 100 copies
devout cat fan selling only 100 copies
devout cat fan selling only 100 copies in the first week of its release just
in the first week of its release just
in the first week of its release just drives the point home psycho Banzai to
drives the point home psycho Banzai to
drives the point home psycho Banzai to Rena is nothing short of a cat-tastrophe
number 9 escape from bug island it’s
number 9 escape from bug island it’s such an imaginative title you should
such an imaginative title you should
such an imaginative title you should have known that this wasn’t gonna be the
have known that this wasn’t gonna be the
have known that this wasn’t gonna be the nice Twilight Princess still there’s no
nice Twilight Princess still there’s no
nice Twilight Princess still there’s no reason this can’t be a campy fun time
reason this can’t be a campy fun time
reason this can’t be a campy fun time right wrong right aside from the
right wrong right aside from the
right wrong right aside from the ridiculous L plot about why the
ridiculous L plot about why the
ridiculous L plot about why the characters are on set Island involving a
characters are on set Island involving a
characters are on set Island involving a fairy force blob triangle the game looks
fairy force blob triangle the game looks
fairy force blob triangle the game looks and plays like it’s been dragged through
and plays like it’s been dragged through
and plays like it’s been dragged through a hornet’s nest the controls are at the
a hornet’s nest the controls are at the
a hornet’s nest the controls are at the most basic with only simple melee and
most basic with only simple melee and
most basic with only simple melee and projectiles as your means of survival
projectiles as your means of survival
projectiles as your means of survival choppy animation mixed with constant
choppy animation mixed with constant
choppy animation mixed with constant cutscenes like everytime a mutated
cutscenes like everytime a mutated
cutscenes like everytime a mutated centipede jumps on you ensures that you
centipede jumps on you ensures that you
centipede jumps on you ensures that you will be swinging your controller through
will be swinging your controller through
will be swinging your controller through your TV as opposed to the buzz let’s go
your TV as opposed to the buzz let’s go
your TV as opposed to the buzz let’s go home yes number 8 Far Cry vengeance
home yes number 8 Far Cry vengeance
home yes number 8 Far Cry vengeance where is summer Oh roasting in hell
where is summer Oh roasting in hell
where is summer Oh roasting in hell we are you almost to command the Far Cry
we are you almost to command the Far Cry
we are you almost to command the Far Cry franchise is pretty much cemented itself
franchise is pretty much cemented itself
franchise is pretty much cemented itself in gamers Minds as a Dan well good
in gamers Minds as a Dan well good
in gamers Minds as a Dan well good shooter with memorable characters fast
shooter with memorable characters fast
shooter with memorable characters fast landscapes and some trippy narratives
landscapes and some trippy narratives
landscapes and some trippy narratives don’t expect any of that here say big
don’t expect any of that here say big
don’t expect any of that here say big fella you look like the kind of man who
fella you look like the kind of man who
fella you look like the kind of man who can handle himself
can handle himself
can handle himself Ubisoft outing on the Wii which is
Ubisoft outing on the Wii which is
Ubisoft outing on the Wii which is actually a remake of a remake failed on
actually a remake of a remake failed on
actually a remake of a remake failed on multiple fronts the substandard graphics
multiple fronts the substandard graphics
multiple fronts the substandard graphics and fully constructed AI ensured that
and fully constructed AI ensured that
and fully constructed AI ensured that the gameplay blacksea visceral yet fun
the gameplay blacksea visceral yet fun
the gameplay blacksea visceral yet fun impact the series is known for not to
impact the series is known for not to
impact the series is known for not to mention some really cringe-worthy
mention some really cringe-worthy
mention some really cringe-worthy dialogue how long have you been with my
dialogue how long have you been with my
dialogue how long have you been with my rebels another kind of rebel pal I’m not
rebels another kind of rebel pal I’m not
rebels another kind of rebel pal I’m not your pal you bastard guy I’m not your
your pal you bastard guy I’m not your
your pal you bastard guy I’m not your guy buddy he’s not your buddy friend I’m
guy buddy he’s not your buddy friend I’m
guy buddy he’s not your buddy friend I’m not your friend
not your friend
not your friend yeah overall it feels exactly like what
yeah overall it feels exactly like what
yeah overall it feels exactly like what it is a bad remake of Far Cry instincts
it is a bad remake of Far Cry instincts
it is a bad remake of Far Cry instincts maybe this was the insanity that boss
maybe this was the insanity that boss
maybe this was the insanity that boss was talking about I told you this was a
was talking about I told you this was a
was talking about I told you this was a pointless exercise number seven major
pointless exercise number seven major
pointless exercise number seven major minors majestic March one of the high
minors majestic March one of the high
minors majestic March one of the high points of the Wii was its ability to
points of the Wii was its ability to
points of the Wii was its ability to turn obscure or dull concepts into a
turn obscure or dull concepts into a
turn obscure or dull concepts into a source of great entertainment with some
source of great entertainment with some
source of great entertainment with some inventive controls and a few twists a
inventive controls and a few twists a
inventive controls and a few twists a game about being in a marching band
game about being in a marching band
game about being in a marching band could be fun enough if some effort was
could be fun enough if some effort was
could be fun enough if some effort was put into it but two hours of moving the
put into it but two hours of moving the
put into it but two hours of moving the Wii Remote up and down is not fun in
Wii Remote up and down is not fun in
Wii Remote up and down is not fun in fact it’s basically stabbed your own
fact it’s basically stabbed your own
fact it’s basically stabbed your own eyes out with the controller kind of
eyes out with the controller kind of
eyes out with the controller kind of boring sure the visuals look colourful
boring sure the visuals look colourful
boring sure the visuals look colourful and fun enough but the trouble is that
and fun enough but the trouble is that
and fun enough but the trouble is that the Wii Remote doesn’t always respond to
the Wii Remote doesn’t always respond to
the Wii Remote doesn’t always respond to your actions accurately and when you
your actions accurately and when you
your actions accurately and when you don’t have accurate controls in a rhythm
don’t have accurate controls in a rhythm
don’t have accurate controls in a rhythm game that’s kind of a problem
number six chicken chute we’re not sure
number six chicken chute we’re not sure if the developers were trying to
if the developers were trying to
if the developers were trying to recapture the initial joy of duck hunt
recapture the initial joy of duck hunt
recapture the initial joy of duck hunt 20 years later or if someone made a
20 years later or if someone made a
20 years later or if someone made a flash game and decided to launch it as a
flash game and decided to launch it as a
flash game and decided to launch it as a wee title but the results either way was
wee title but the results either way was
wee title but the results either way was the same and it wasn’t a good one
repetitive gameplay with only minor
repetitive gameplay with only minor background changes the lack of variety
background changes the lack of variety
background changes the lack of variety and enemies the constant sound squawking
and enemies the constant sound squawking
and enemies the constant sound squawking and no sense of reward Rob’s any charm
and no sense of reward Rob’s any charm
and no sense of reward Rob’s any charm that this gallery shooter might have had
that this gallery shooter might have had
that this gallery shooter might have had oh yeah and you can beat it in half an
oh yeah and you can beat it in half an
oh yeah and you can beat it in half an hour so there’s that too
hour so there’s that too
hour so there’s that too fun stuff number 5 game party there are
fun stuff number 5 game party there are
fun stuff number 5 game party there are games with low budgets and then there’s
games with low budgets and then there’s
games with low budgets and then there’s game party regarded as one of the worst
game party regarded as one of the worst
game party regarded as one of the worst video games ever created period there’s
video games ever created period there’s
video games ever created period there’s not an ounce of fun to be had in this
not an ounce of fun to be had in this
not an ounce of fun to be had in this lifeless title which is an imitation of
lifeless title which is an imitation of
lifeless title which is an imitation of titles like we party give or take a few
titles like we party give or take a few
titles like we party give or take a few different versions there’s only 7
different versions there’s only 7
different versions there’s only 7 minigames to be found here including
minigames to be found here including
minigames to be found here including darts and air hockey
darts and air hockey
darts and air hockey the gameplay is repetitive and known to
the gameplay is repetitive and known to
the gameplay is repetitive and known to occasionally break so you’ll find
occasionally break so you’ll find
occasionally break so you’ll find yourself either bored stiff or
yourself either bored stiff or
yourself either bored stiff or thoroughly enraged by the end of it
thoroughly enraged by the end of it
thoroughly enraged by the end of it desperately wanting to rip off the style
desperately wanting to rip off the style
desperately wanting to rip off the style of other wee games but lacking any of
of other wee games but lacking any of
of other wee games but lacking any of the polish it is baffling how it managed
the polish it is baffling how it managed
the polish it is baffling how it managed to spawn not one but two sequels number
to spawn not one but two sequels number
to spawn not one but two sequels number four which makers Trixie in Toyland
if you’re not familiar with developer
if you’re not familiar with developer dated design interactive you will be by
dated design interactive you will be by
dated design interactive you will be by the end of this video
the end of this video
the end of this video this cutesy platformer is one of the
this cutesy platformer is one of the
this cutesy platformer is one of the many reasons that we earned a reputation
many reasons that we earned a reputation
many reasons that we earned a reputation for being a trove of shovelware the
for being a trove of shovelware the
for being a trove of shovelware the platforming is basic the worlds are
platforming is basic the worlds are
platforming is basic the worlds are barren the controls are almost unusable
barren the controls are almost unusable
barren the controls are almost unusable due to the bizarre decision to have the
due to the bizarre decision to have the
due to the bizarre decision to have the jump action map to the nunchuks motion
jump action map to the nunchuks motion
jump action map to the nunchuks motion controls and worst of all is that the
controls and worst of all is that the
controls and worst of all is that the game is actually ridiculously short
game is actually ridiculously short
game is actually ridiculously short though that also might be a good thing
though that also might be a good thing
though that also might be a good thing when you think about it
another stinker from dated design
another stinker from dated design interactive where the words
interactive where the words
interactive where the words fundamentally broken come to mind aside
fundamentally broken come to mind aside
fundamentally broken come to mind aside from having very basic course designs
from having very basic course designs
from having very basic course designs and keep earth in character models the
and keep earth in character models the
and keep earth in character models the actual driving in this game is for
actual driving in this game is for
actual driving in this game is for rendus cramp racing tracks and tight
rendus cramp racing tracks and tight
rendus cramp racing tracks and tight camera angles ensure that your driver
camera angles ensure that your driver
camera angles ensure that your driver will be smashing into walls and
will be smashing into walls and
will be smashing into walls and obstacles on a regular basis but it
obstacles on a regular basis but it
obstacles on a regular basis but it doesn’t out there as well more than
doesn’t out there as well more than
doesn’t out there as well more than likely just end up driving through
likely just end up driving through
likely just end up driving through sidewalls into a pixelated abyss since
sidewalls into a pixelated abyss since
sidewalls into a pixelated abyss since the majority of the game is locked
the majority of the game is locked
the majority of the game is locked you’ll be stuck in a perpetual loop
you’ll be stuck in a perpetual loop
you’ll be stuck in a perpetual loop forcing to roam this glitch filled
forcing to roam this glitch filled
forcing to roam this glitch filled landmine of a race track until you
landmine of a race track until you
landmine of a race track until you either trudge through it or you snap
either trudge through it or you snap
either trudge through it or you snap your controller in half
you remember this box-office bomb sure
you remember this box-office bomb sure dad Christopher Walken B and Christopher
dad Christopher Walken B and Christopher
dad Christopher Walken B and Christopher Walken but that was basically its only
Walken but that was basically its only
Walken but that was basically its only redeeming factor nobody asked for a
redeeming factor nobody asked for a
redeeming factor nobody asked for a tie-in video game but much to our misery
tie-in video game but much to our misery
tie-in video game but much to our misery we got one anyway
we got one anyway
we got one anyway the only reason gamers had any kind of
the only reason gamers had any kind of
the only reason gamers had any kind of fun with this we title was due to how
fun with this we title was due to how
fun with this we title was due to how hilariously horrific the in-game
hilariously horrific the in-game
hilariously horrific the in-game Christopher Walken look with gameplay
Christopher Walken look with gameplay
Christopher Walken look with gameplay that only requires you to shake the Wii
that only requires you to shake the Wii
that only requires you to shake the Wii Remote like you’re having a stroke
Remote like you’re having a stroke
Remote like you’re having a stroke you’ll either win every game the first
you’ll either win every game the first
you’ll either win every game the first time or not even make it past the first
time or not even make it past the first
time or not even make it past the first level since the ball had a nasty habit
level since the ball had a nasty habit
level since the ball had a nasty habit of passing through the character models
of passing through the character models
of passing through the character models actually we’re not exactly sure we can
actually we’re not exactly sure we can
actually we’re not exactly sure we can call this a game bust balls this foam
call this a game bust balls this foam
call this a game bust balls this foam and to know we and DS before we reveal
and to know we and DS before we reveal
and to know we and DS before we reveal our number one pick here a few
our number one pick here a few
our number one pick here a few dishonorable mentions
dated design interactive does it again
dated design interactive does it again and we would have also included Anubis
and we would have also included Anubis
and we would have also included Anubis to here but we decided that three games
to here but we decided that three games
to here but we decided that three games was enough to give other stinkers a
was enough to give other stinkers a
was enough to give other stinkers a chance to shine anyway
chance to shine anyway
chance to shine anyway ninja Brad man is a game so basic that
ninja Brad man is a game so basic that
ninja Brad man is a game so basic that you can complete everything there is to
you can complete everything there is to
you can complete everything there is to do in 30 minutes or less that’s right a
do in 30 minutes or less that’s right a
do in 30 minutes or less that’s right a hundred percent completion in under 30
hundred percent completion in under 30
hundred percent completion in under 30 minutes and it’s not like there’s
minutes and it’s not like there’s
minutes and it’s not like there’s anything remotely fun to do in that time
anything remotely fun to do in that time
anything remotely fun to do in that time anyway poor graphics and textures
anyway poor graphics and textures
anyway poor graphics and textures constant framerate issues bugs and
constant framerate issues bugs and
constant framerate issues bugs and glitches in the very small levels and
glitches in the very small levels and
glitches in the very small levels and surprisingly little imagination or fun
surprisingly little imagination or fun
surprisingly little imagination or fun to be found in a game where you’re
to be found in a game where you’re
to be found in a game where you’re supposed to be the deadliest assassin to
supposed to be the deadliest assassin to
supposed to be the deadliest assassin to come out of a bakery great tagline do
come out of a bakery great tagline do
come out of a bakery great tagline do you agree with our list what do you say
you agree with our list what do you say
you agree with our list what do you say Jack what do you think is the worst Wii
Jack what do you think is the worst Wii
Jack what do you think is the worst Wii game of all time for more top 10s
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