
gee it sure is boring around here it’s time to stack up the absolute worst
time to stack up the absolute worst
time to stack up the absolute worst bottom of the barrel completely
bottom of the barrel completely
bottom of the barrel completely horrendous sorry excuses for video games
horrendous sorry excuses for video games
horrendous sorry excuses for video games welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 worst video games of all time
considering there’s a lot of terribly
considering there’s a lot of terribly made games we’ve decided to limit the
made games we’ve decided to limit the
made games we’ve decided to limit the choices to games that got a physical
choices to games that got a physical
choices to games that got a physical retail release that means any mobile
retail release that means any mobile
retail release that means any mobile games as well as Steam early access
games as well as Steam early access
games as well as Steam early access games are out also if the games got a
games are out also if the games got a
games are out also if the games got a console release they have to be
console release they have to be
console release they have to be officially licensed for that system
officially licensed for that system
officially licensed for that system you got lucky action 52 number 10 Drake
you got lucky action 52 number 10 Drake
you got lucky action 52 number 10 Drake of the 99 Dragons
of the 99 Dragons
of the 99 Dragons we’re starting off with a matrix wannabe
we’re starting off with a matrix wannabe
we’re starting off with a matrix wannabe with a laundry list of problems like its
with a laundry list of problems like its
with a laundry list of problems like its hyperactive camera that seems to have a
hyperactive camera that seems to have a
hyperactive camera that seems to have a mind of its own and a lock-on mechanic
mind of its own and a lock-on mechanic
mind of its own and a lock-on mechanic that doesn’t lock-on resulting in the
that doesn’t lock-on resulting in the
that doesn’t lock-on resulting in the main character flailing his arms all
main character flailing his arms all
main character flailing his arms all over the place
over the place
over the place Oh in terms of story the game starts
Oh in terms of story the game starts
Oh in terms of story the game starts with the main character killing himself
with the main character killing himself
with the main character killing himself he didn’t want to play pool obviously
he didn’t want to play pool obviously
he didn’t want to play pool obviously the undying dragon does not protect him
the undying dragon does not protect him
the undying dragon does not protect him from his stupidity number 9 pac-man the
from his stupidity number 9 pac-man the
from his stupidity number 9 pac-man the Atari 2600 version pac-man was a huge
Atari 2600 version pac-man was a huge
Atari 2600 version pac-man was a huge success in the arcade and Atari wanted
success in the arcade and Atari wanted
success in the arcade and Atari wanted to capitalize on its success with their
to capitalize on its success with their
to capitalize on its success with their home console so believing that the name
home console so believing that the name
home console so believing that the name alone would sell the game Atari actually
alone would sell the game Atari actually
alone would sell the game Atari actually produced more copies of pac-man than
produced more copies of pac-man than
produced more copies of pac-man than there were systems sold at the time of
there were systems sold at the time of
there were systems sold at the time of course they also foolishly produced an
course they also foolishly produced an
course they also foolishly produced an unfinished prototype of the game
unfinished prototype of the game
unfinished prototype of the game resulting in flickering ghosts and
resulting in flickering ghosts and
resulting in flickering ghosts and painful sound effects
painful sound effects
painful sound effects [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number eight Steel Battalion heavy armor
what was billed as the first serious
what was billed as the first serious triple-a connect title became the poster
triple-a connect title became the poster
triple-a connect title became the poster child of bad motion control games this
child of bad motion control games this
child of bad motion control games this was a mech combat game that used both
was a mech combat game that used both
was a mech combat game that used both Kinect and the Xbox 360 controller but
Kinect and the Xbox 360 controller but
Kinect and the Xbox 360 controller but since Kinect couldn’t read your body
since Kinect couldn’t read your body
since Kinect couldn’t read your body properly while you were sitting down
properly while you were sitting down
properly while you were sitting down which you’d want to do while using the
which you’d want to do while using the
which you’d want to do while using the controller to drive your mech the game
controller to drive your mech the game
controller to drive your mech the game was unresponsive and borderline
was unresponsive and borderline
was unresponsive and borderline unplayable it just goes to show you not
unplayable it just goes to show you not
unplayable it just goes to show you not everything is better with Kinect number
everything is better with Kinect number
everything is better with Kinect number 7 Aquaman battle for Atlantis if
7 Aquaman battle for Atlantis if
7 Aquaman battle for Atlantis if anything this game should have been
anything this game should have been
anything this game should have been titled Aquaman battle to endure
titled Aquaman battle to endure
titled Aquaman battle to endure seasickness because the camera makes
seasickness because the camera makes
seasickness because the camera makes most people want to hurl on account of
most people want to hurl on account of
most people want to hurl on account of its tilting the gameplay consists define
its tilting the gameplay consists define
its tilting the gameplay consists define enemy fight them in restrictive dull
enemy fight them in restrictive dull
enemy fight them in restrictive dull combat setting and repeat ad nauseam and
combat setting and repeat ad nauseam and
combat setting and repeat ad nauseam and don’t even think about exploring because
don’t even think about exploring because
don’t even think about exploring because there are invisible walls everywhere
there are invisible walls everywhere
there are invisible walls everywhere with no indication whatsoever
number six linked the faces of evil and
number six linked the faces of evil and Zelda the wand of gamilon
Zelda the wand of gamilon
Zelda the wand of gamilon you’re not afraid of dragons are you of
you’re not afraid of dragons are you of
you’re not afraid of dragons are you of course not
course not
course not then get my necklace back from GLIAC
then get my necklace back from GLIAC
then get my necklace back from GLIAC okay pretty please
okay pretty please
okay pretty please after Nintendo decided to partner with
after Nintendo decided to partner with
after Nintendo decided to partner with Phillips to make a CD console they also
Phillips to make a CD console they also
Phillips to make a CD console they also allowed the company to use their
allowed the company to use their
allowed the company to use their licensed characters but Phillips instead
licensed characters but Phillips instead
licensed characters but Phillips instead decided to make their own console and
decided to make their own console and
decided to make their own console and with the Zelda license in their hands
with the Zelda license in their hands
with the Zelda license in their hands they released these two practically
they released these two practically
they released these two practically identical yet poorly made games the
identical yet poorly made games the
identical yet poorly made games the controls were really stiff environments
controls were really stiff environments
controls were really stiff environments were made with no foresight and of
were made with no foresight and of
were made with no foresight and of course there’s the hilariously awful
course there’s the hilariously awful
course there’s the hilariously awful cutscenes number five ride to hell
cutscenes number five ride to hell
cutscenes number five ride to hell retribution 1% Gracie
retribution 1% Gracie
retribution 1% Gracie business before pleasure sweetheart if
business before pleasure sweetheart if
business before pleasure sweetheart if you were to compare video games to
you were to compare video games to
you were to compare video games to movies and ride to hell would be Tommy
movies and ride to hell would be Tommy
movies and ride to hell would be Tommy why Zoe’s the room this girl can do a
why Zoe’s the room this girl can do a
why Zoe’s the room this girl can do a lot more than just start and Imogen it’s
lot more than just start and Imogen it’s
lot more than just start and Imogen it’s not only bad with terrible controls
not only bad with terrible controls
not only bad with terrible controls poorly programmed bike-riding scenes and
poorly programmed bike-riding scenes and
poorly programmed bike-riding scenes and endless QuickTime events but the story
endless QuickTime events but the story
endless QuickTime events but the story is offensively bad portraying bikers as
is offensively bad portraying bikers as
is offensively bad portraying bikers as emotionless killers and literally every
emotionless killers and literally every
emotionless killers and literally every woman in the game as an object for
woman in the game as an object for
woman in the game as an object for unsexy dry humping
unsexy dry humping
unsexy dry humping [Music]
number four dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde
number four dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde [Music]
absolute torture is the best way to
absolute torture is the best way to describe this mess when playing Jekyll
describe this mess when playing Jekyll
describe this mess when playing Jekyll your main weapon doesn’t even work which
your main weapon doesn’t even work which
your main weapon doesn’t even work which is a huge problem in a town where
is a huge problem in a town where
is a huge problem in a town where everyone is mercilessly trying to kill
everyone is mercilessly trying to kill
everyone is mercilessly trying to kill you
when you do become mr. Hyde your main
when you do become mr. Hyde your main weapon doesn’t even shoot straight and
weapon doesn’t even shoot straight and
weapon doesn’t even shoot straight and the game kills you if you progress too
the game kills you if you progress too
the game kills you if you progress too far mega fail
far mega fail
far mega fail [Music]
number three big rigs over the road
number three big rigs over the road racing over the road is right indeed as
racing over the road is right indeed as
racing over the road is right indeed as you can literally drive through anything
you can literally drive through anything
you can literally drive through anything and everything in this game because the
and everything in this game because the
and everything in this game because the collision detection herein is literally
collision detection herein is literally
collision detection herein is literally non-existent and depending on which
non-existent and depending on which
non-existent and depending on which version you have your opponent might not
version you have your opponent might not
version you have your opponent might not move at all or stop before the finish
move at all or stop before the finish
move at all or stop before the finish line to declare your winner by the way
line to declare your winner by the way
line to declare your winner by the way you’ll notice that there’s no sound
you’ll notice that there’s no sound
you’ll notice that there’s no sound bytes in this entry that’s because the
bytes in this entry that’s because the
bytes in this entry that’s because the only thing you hear is
number two Superman commonly referred to
number two Superman commonly referred to as Superman 64
as Superman 64
as Superman 64 mostly because the developers forgot to
mostly because the developers forgot to
mostly because the developers forgot to put the title on the boxart
put the title on the boxart
put the title on the boxart this game is notorious for riveting
this game is notorious for riveting
this game is notorious for riveting gameplay like flying through rings do a
gameplay like flying through rings do a
gameplay like flying through rings do a challenge fly through rings again do a
challenge fly through rings again do a
challenge fly through rings again do a challenge again and you get the idea if
challenge again and you get the idea if
challenge again and you get the idea if it wasn’t bad enough the game has an
it wasn’t bad enough the game has an
it wasn’t bad enough the game has an extremely unforgiving time limit and is
extremely unforgiving time limit and is
extremely unforgiving time limit and is crawling with bugs and glitches
crawling with bugs and glitches
crawling with bugs and glitches [Music]
[Music]
[Music] before we get to the bottom of the
before we get to the bottom of the
before we get to the bottom of the landfill let’s have a look at some
landfill let’s have a look at some
landfill let’s have a look at some dishonorable mentions
number one et Extra Terrestrial
number one et Extra Terrestrial [Music]
if you know your gaming history this
if you know your gaming history this should be no surprise programmed in only
should be no surprise programmed in only
should be no surprise programmed in only six weeks to make a Christmas deadline
six weeks to make a Christmas deadline
six weeks to make a Christmas deadline the games map is filled with holes
the games map is filled with holes
the games map is filled with holes everywhere both visible and invisible
everywhere both visible and invisible
everywhere both visible and invisible and apparently et can levitate when he
and apparently et can levitate when he
and apparently et can levitate when he stretches his neck this is the worst
stretches his neck this is the worst
stretches his neck this is the worst game of all time because along with
game of all time because along with
game of all time because along with pac-man 2600 it almost destroyed the
pac-man 2600 it almost destroyed the
pac-man 2600 it almost destroyed the video game industry thanks to high
video game industry thanks to high
video game industry thanks to high licensing fees and the thousands of
licensing fees and the thousands of
licensing fees and the thousands of unsold copies that ended up in a New
unsold copies that ended up in a New
unsold copies that ended up in a New Mexico landfill there are literally
Mexico landfill there are literally
Mexico landfill there are literally thousands of bad video games out there
thousands of bad video games out there
thousands of bad video games out there so we’d like to hear from you what was
so we’d like to hear from you what was
so we’d like to hear from you what was the worst game you ever played and what
the worst game you ever played and what
the worst game you ever played and what made it so bad and for more shocking top
made it so bad and for more shocking top
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