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today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten worst video game trailers
the top ten worst video game trailers
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looking at what we consider to be the worst most asinine video game trailers
worst most asinine video game trailers
worst most asinine video game trailers of all time and having a good laugh at
of all time and having a good laugh at
of all time and having a good laugh at them along the way
them along the way
them along the way number 10 time splitters rewind way back
number 10 time splitters rewind way back
number 10 time splitters rewind way back in 2012 some fans of the woefully
in 2012 some fans of the woefully
in 2012 some fans of the woefully underappreciated timesplitters series
underappreciated timesplitters series
underappreciated timesplitters series were granted permission to create an
were granted permission to create an
were granted permission to create an elaborate mod using CryEngine 3 well it
elaborate mod using CryEngine 3 well it
elaborate mod using CryEngine 3 well it looks like they actually pulled it off
looks like they actually pulled it off
looks like they actually pulled it off because no one behold we have a trailer
because no one behold we have a trailer
because no one behold we have a trailer yeah it’s just too bad it kind of sucks
what we’re treated to is nearly two
what we’re treated to is nearly two minutes of green crystals floating
minutes of green crystals floating
minutes of green crystals floating through space like some kind of crappy
through space like some kind of crappy
through space like some kind of crappy screensaver followed by the time
screensaver followed by the time
screensaver followed by the time splitters rewind logo and the release
splitters rewind logo and the release
splitters rewind logo and the release year there’s no weapons no gameplay nope
year there’s no weapons no gameplay nope
year there’s no weapons no gameplay nope there’s nothing really while we’re hyped
there’s nothing really while we’re hyped
there’s nothing really while we’re hyped for some more time splitters this
for some more time splitters this
for some more time splitters this trailer has done nothing to further that
trailer has done nothing to further that
trailer has done nothing to further that excitement number nine mighty number
excitement number nine mighty number
excitement number nine mighty number nine
nine
nine you look at the screen let me ask you a
you look at the screen let me ask you a
you look at the screen let me ask you a question do you like awesome things that
question do you like awesome things that
question do you like awesome things that are awesome has there ever been a bigger
are awesome has there ever been a bigger
are awesome has there ever been a bigger disappointment from Kickstarter after
disappointment from Kickstarter after
disappointment from Kickstarter after being initially praised for its concept
being initially praised for its concept
being initially praised for its concept lady number nine eventually lost the
lady number nine eventually lost the
lady number nine eventually lost the faith of its potential fans via numerous
faith of its potential fans via numerous
faith of its potential fans via numerous delays and an appalling trailer which
delays and an appalling trailer which
delays and an appalling trailer which damn near infuriated everyone lob
damn near infuriated everyone lob
damn near infuriated everyone lob gameplay admittedly doesn’t look too bad
gameplay admittedly doesn’t look too bad
gameplay admittedly doesn’t look too bad cuz we hadn’t played it yet
cuz we hadn’t played it yet
cuz we hadn’t played it yet the trailers voiceover is pretty damn
the trailers voiceover is pretty damn
the trailers voiceover is pretty damn cringe complete with some spectacular
cringe complete with some spectacular
cringe complete with some spectacular Lee failed lines which only made the
Lee failed lines which only made the
Lee failed lines which only made the fanbase kind of upset like the infamous
fanbase kind of upset like the infamous
fanbase kind of upset like the infamous prom night joke don’t that’ll make you
prom night joke don’t that’ll make you
prom night joke don’t that’ll make you faster and stronger and make the bad
faster and stronger and make the bad
faster and stronger and make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night
guys cry like an anime fan on prom night
guys cry like an anime fan on prom night the trailer was so dreadful that the CEO
the trailer was so dreadful that the CEO
the trailer was so dreadful that the CEO of co-developer inti creates even took
of co-developer inti creates even took
of co-developer inti creates even took to Twitter to publicly dis own it
to Twitter to publicly dis own it
to Twitter to publicly dis own it calling it unforgivable my name number
calling it unforgivable my name number
calling it unforgivable my name number nine number eight Saul brain knight of
nine number eight Saul brain knight of
nine number eight Saul brain knight of darkness
[Music]
[Music] okay we got to ask is this some kind of
okay we got to ask is this some kind of
okay we got to ask is this some kind of joke
joke
joke well we might have forgiven this had it
well we might have forgiven this had it
well we might have forgiven this had it been a rough demo or something this
been a rough demo or something this
been a rough demo or something this looks to be an official trailer and it’s
looks to be an official trailer and it’s
looks to be an official trailer and it’s one of the worst we’ve ever seen so I’m
one of the worst we’ve ever seen so I’m
one of the worst we’ve ever seen so I’m gonna actually sat down watch this and
gonna actually sat down watch this and
gonna actually sat down watch this and thought yeah looks good good job
thought yeah looks good good job
thought yeah looks good good job everyone
we don’t know what’s worse really the
we don’t know what’s worse really the iMovie graphics the looping gameplay
iMovie graphics the looping gameplay
iMovie graphics the looping gameplay footage of a character walking against
footage of a character walking against
footage of a character walking against shareable backdrops with constant
shareable backdrops with constant
shareable backdrops with constant texture pop-in or the fact that this
texture pop-in or the fact that this
texture pop-in or the fact that this trailer was actually released on the
trailer was actually released on the
trailer was actually released on the official PlayStation YouTube channel on
official PlayStation YouTube channel on
official PlayStation YouTube channel on top of all that it was later discovered
top of all that it was later discovered
top of all that it was later discovered that many of the in-game assets were
that many of the in-game assets were
that many of the in-game assets were straight-up stolen who okayed this
straight-up stolen who okayed this
straight-up stolen who okayed this [Music]
number seven skylight free range to
number seven skylight free range to docked wine or something
all right Sony you got us okay this
all right Sony you got us okay this one’s a joke right oh dear in a move
one’s a joke right oh dear in a move
one’s a joke right oh dear in a move that’s honestly completely baffling to
that’s honestly completely baffling to
that’s honestly completely baffling to us Sony actually advertised this game on
us Sony actually advertised this game on
us Sony actually advertised this game on their YouTube channel to a game that
their YouTube channel to a game that
their YouTube channel to a game that looks terribly dated even by PlayStation
looks terribly dated even by PlayStation
looks terribly dated even by PlayStation one standards I mean what are you even
one standards I mean what are you even
one standards I mean what are you even doing this game because it looks like
doing this game because it looks like
doing this game because it looks like you just kind of walk around
you just kind of walk around
you just kind of walk around is it even completed why does this exist
is it even completed why does this exist
is it even completed why does this exist while we’re sure that some people will
while we’re sure that some people will
while we’re sure that some people will ironically try it out and report back to
ironically try it out and report back to
ironically try it out and report back to us the rest of us are just here to stare
us the rest of us are just here to stare
us the rest of us are just here to stare into it will be–will durmand number six
into it will be–will durmand number six
into it will be–will durmand number six life of black tiger
okay it’s really not funny anymore but
okay it’s really not funny anymore but Sony’s YouTube account hacked or
Sony’s YouTube account hacked or
Sony’s YouTube account hacked or something maybe someone wants to go over
something maybe someone wants to go over
something maybe someone wants to go over there and make sure that they’re alright
there and make sure that they’re alright
there and make sure that they’re alright we don’t know how this one slipped past
we don’t know how this one slipped past
we don’t know how this one slipped past quality control because not only to the
quality control because not only to the
quality control because not only to the graphics and gameplay look like total
graphics and gameplay look like total
graphics and gameplay look like total unplayable garbage but there are even
unplayable garbage but there are even
unplayable garbage but there are even bugs in the friggin trailer how do you
bugs in the friggin trailer how do you
bugs in the friggin trailer how do you show bugs in your trailer
show bugs in your trailer
show bugs in your trailer how does someone honestly approve this
how does someone honestly approve this
how does someone honestly approve this [Music]
[Music]
[Music] what’s even funnier is that so many
what’s even funnier is that so many
what’s even funnier is that so many advertised this game as a realistic and
advertised this game as a realistic and
advertised this game as a realistic and vivid experience let that sink in a
vivid experience let that sink in a
vivid experience let that sink in a second
second
second [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number five bombshell
this trailer definitely didn’t drop a
this trailer definitely didn’t drop a bombshell on us we all tell you that
bombshell on us we all tell you that
bombshell on us we all tell you that much the trailer is nothing but a well
much the trailer is nothing but a well
much the trailer is nothing but a well it’s a graphics showcase we guess as we
it’s a graphics showcase we guess as we
it’s a graphics showcase we guess as we watch the camera pan around bombshells
watch the camera pan around bombshells
watch the camera pan around bombshells mechanical exterior as she watches TV
mechanical exterior as she watches TV
mechanical exterior as she watches TV great then we’re treated to what’s
great then we’re treated to what’s
great then we’re treated to what’s supposed to be a badass moment of her
supposed to be a badass moment of her
supposed to be a badass moment of her riding in front of explosions but we’re
riding in front of explosions but we’re
riding in front of explosions but we’re kind of left laughing at the ridiculous
kind of left laughing at the ridiculous
kind of left laughing at the ridiculous stock music and the amateur explosion
stock music and the amateur explosion
stock music and the amateur explosion effects the resulting response was so
effects the resulting response was so
effects the resulting response was so toxic that 3d realms decided to scrap
toxic that 3d realms decided to scrap
toxic that 3d realms decided to scrap what they had and just start from
what they had and just start from
what they had and just start from scratch
explosions guns duke nukem are you
explosions guns duke nukem are you pumped yet because we sure as hell
pumped yet because we sure as hell
pumped yet because we sure as hell aren’t this infamous trailer was
aren’t this infamous trailer was
aren’t this infamous trailer was actually shown at e3 in 2008 and while
actually shown at e3 in 2008 and while
actually shown at e3 in 2008 and while we think that they were going for pure
we think that they were going for pure
we think that they were going for pure unfiltered testosterone what we were
unfiltered testosterone what we were
unfiltered testosterone what we were left with instead was one of the
left with instead was one of the
left with instead was one of the goofiest trailers in existence rather
goofiest trailers in existence rather
goofiest trailers in existence rather than showing any gameplay we were
than showing any gameplay we were
than showing any gameplay we were instead left with a slideshow that
instead left with a slideshow that
instead left with a slideshow that pretty much a ten-year-old could have
pretty much a ten-year-old could have
pretty much a ten-year-old could have made consisting of Duke’s theme song
made consisting of Duke’s theme song
made consisting of Duke’s theme song explosions a ridiculous floating picture
explosions a ridiculous floating picture
explosions a ridiculous floating picture of Duke and the titles for three and a
of Duke and the titles for three and a
of Duke and the titles for three and a half friggin minutes on top of that only
half friggin minutes on top of that only
half friggin minutes on top of that only one of the three planned games was
one of the three planned games was
one of the three planned games was released and the results were not good
[Music]
[Music] number three champion jockey g1 jockey
number three champion jockey g1 jockey
number three champion jockey g1 jockey and gallop racer
and gallop racer
and gallop racer [Music]
[Music]
[Music] let’s be serious all right Jokke video
let’s be serious all right Jokke video
let’s be serious all right Jokke video games seems like they would only appeal
games seems like they would only appeal
games seems like they would only appeal to a very niche market trailers like
to a very niche market trailers like
to a very niche market trailers like this aren’t gonna do the many services
this aren’t gonna do the many services
this aren’t gonna do the many services either in the eyes of the mainstream
either in the eyes of the mainstream
either in the eyes of the mainstream playerbase literally everything about
playerbase literally everything about
playerbase literally everything about this trailers bad first there’s the
this trailers bad first there’s the
this trailers bad first there’s the horrendous music then there’s the
horrendous music then there’s the
horrendous music then there’s the amateur graphics that were probably made
amateur graphics that were probably made
amateur graphics that were probably made on a Mac in about five minutes
on a Mac in about five minutes
on a Mac in about five minutes [Music]
the game itself by the way looks like
the game itself by the way looks like garbage and let’s not forget the clearly
garbage and let’s not forget the clearly
garbage and let’s not forget the clearly embarrassed actor who was forced to
embarrassed actor who was forced to
embarrassed actor who was forced to gallop and is trying his hardest not to
gallop and is trying his hardest not to
gallop and is trying his hardest not to laugh the entire time you know you
laugh the entire time you know you
laugh the entire time you know you messed up when even your actors can’t
messed up when even your actors can’t
messed up when even your actors can’t keep a straight face
number two we dare no it’s fun playing
number two we dare no it’s fun playing Wii games with your friends you know
Wii games with your friends you know
Wii games with your friends you know what’s dumb playing Wii games that are
what’s dumb playing Wii games that are
what’s dumb playing Wii games that are just thinly veiled excuses for mild
just thinly veiled excuses for mild
just thinly veiled excuses for mild sexual behavior
sexual behavior
sexual behavior this trailer immediately made the rounds
this trailer immediately made the rounds
this trailer immediately made the rounds on the Internet as everyone laughed and
on the Internet as everyone laughed and
on the Internet as everyone laughed and cringed as we watched terrible actors
cringed as we watched terrible actors
cringed as we watched terrible actors partake in mildly sexual actions with a
partake in mildly sexual actions with a
partake in mildly sexual actions with a weed controller the trailer wants so
weed controller the trailer wants so
weed controller the trailer wants so badly to be quirky and sexy but it comes
badly to be quirky and sexy but it comes
badly to be quirky and sexy but it comes across this really childish instead the
across this really childish instead the
across this really childish instead the trailer was pulled in the United States
trailer was pulled in the United States
trailer was pulled in the United States probably because it was so bad and the
probably because it was so bad and the
probably because it was so bad and the game was never released in the US or the
game was never released in the US or the
game was never released in the US or the UK
UK
UK good job marketing team good job number
good job marketing team good job number
good job marketing team good job number one wolf quest how could it be anything
one wolf quest how could it be anything
one wolf quest how could it be anything but wolf quest this is the granddaddy of
but wolf quest this is the granddaddy of
but wolf quest this is the granddaddy of terrible video game trailers and it
terrible video game trailers and it
terrible video game trailers and it still retains its spot as the king all
still retains its spot as the king all
still retains its spot as the king all these years later the trailer truly is a
these years later the trailer truly is a
these years later the trailer truly is a combination of everything that makes a
combination of everything that makes a
combination of everything that makes a laughably bad advertisement you have
laughably bad advertisement you have
laughably bad advertisement you have your rather hilarious transition from
your rather hilarious transition from
your rather hilarious transition from live action to embarrassing graphics you
live action to embarrassing graphics you
live action to embarrassing graphics you have your atrocious looking gameplay
have your atrocious looking gameplay
have your atrocious looking gameplay throw in some awful child actors who
throw in some awful child actors who
throw in some awful child actors who literally growl at the camera and do not
literally growl at the camera and do not
literally growl at the camera and do not forget the goofy repetitive stock music
forget the goofy repetitive stock music
forget the goofy repetitive stock music this is just so awful that we kinda love
this is just so awful that we kinda love
this is just so awful that we kinda love it do you agree with our picks check out
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