[Music] if the government can make it illegal
if the government can make it illegal
if the government can make it illegal for parents to name their kids after
for parents to name their kids after
for parents to name their kids after household appliances and superheroes
household appliances and superheroes
household appliances and superheroes surely they could have intervened here
surely they could have intervened here
surely they could have intervened here too
too
too [Music]
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top ten worst video game titles for this
ten worst video game titles for this
ten worst video game titles for this list we’re only looking at games that
list we’re only looking at games that
list we’re only looking at games that received an official console mobile or
received an official console mobile or
received an official console mobile or PC release because there were so many
PC release because there were so many
PC release because there were so many bad titles out there we’re mostly
bad titles out there we’re mostly
bad titles out there we’re mostly looking at the titles that are redundant
looking at the titles that are redundant
looking at the titles that are redundant impossible to say or so hilarious you
impossible to say or so hilarious you
impossible to say or so hilarious you wondered who the hell approved it number
wondered who the hell approved it number
wondered who the hell approved it number 10 vvvvvv you only get one chance to
10 vvvvvv you only get one chance to
10 vvvvvv you only get one chance to make a first impression
make a first impression
make a first impression so obviously developers carefully
so obviously developers carefully
so obviously developers carefully consider all their potential titles an
consider all their potential titles an
consider all their potential titles an alternative approach would be oh look
alternative approach would be oh look
alternative approach would be oh look the V on my keyboard is sticking and it
the V on my keyboard is sticking and it
the V on my keyboard is sticking and it just wrote the same letter six times
just wrote the same letter six times
just wrote the same letter six times well why mess with a good thing let’s
well why mess with a good thing let’s
well why mess with a good thing let’s just call it V V V V and never look back
it’s technically a retro-style 2d
it’s technically a retro-style 2d platformer and the title actually comes
platformer and the title actually comes
platformer and the title actually comes from the repeating v-shaped spikes that
from the repeating v-shaped spikes that
from the repeating v-shaped spikes that you have to avoid we get the idea it’s a
you have to avoid we get the idea it’s a
you have to avoid we get the idea it’s a playful nod to the simple streamlined
playful nod to the simple streamlined
playful nod to the simple streamlined aesthetic of the game but that’s like
aesthetic of the game but that’s like
aesthetic of the game but that’s like calling Donkey Kong barrels or vvv vvv
calling Donkey Kong barrels or vvv vvv
calling Donkey Kong barrels or vvv vvv vvv this game is actually kind of good
vvv this game is actually kind of good
vvv this game is actually kind of good albeit very tough
albeit very tough
albeit very tough the only thing tougher than being the
the only thing tougher than being the
the only thing tougher than being the game is actually pronouncing the title
game is actually pronouncing the title
game is actually pronouncing the title though number 9 Kingdom Hearts 3 5 8
though number 9 Kingdom Hearts 3 5 8
though number 9 Kingdom Hearts 3 5 8 days over – is this a video game title
days over – is this a video game title
days over – is this a video game title or a fourth graders math problem Kingdom
or a fourth graders math problem Kingdom
or a fourth graders math problem Kingdom Hearts 3 5 8 days over – the games
Hearts 3 5 8 days over – the games
Hearts 3 5 8 days over – the games advertisements show the proper way to
advertisements show the proper way to
advertisements show the proper way to say it as you heard earlier except the
say it as you heard earlier except the
say it as you heard earlier except the word days is clearly written after the
word days is clearly written after the
word days is clearly written after the number 2 so if you were a casual
number 2 so if you were a casual
number 2 so if you were a casual consumer who happened to see this box
consumer who happened to see this box
consumer who happened to see this box art you probably think the title was 358
art you probably think the title was 358
art you probably think the title was 358 over 2 days today makes 255 what’s that
over 2 days today makes 255 what’s that
over 2 days today makes 255 what’s that about it’s been that many days within
about it’s been that many days within
about it’s been that many days within the game spoiler alert it’s revealed
the game spoiler alert it’s revealed
the game spoiler alert it’s revealed that Roxas quit organization 13 in the
that Roxas quit organization 13 in the
that Roxas quit organization 13 in the middle of his 359 day with them but then
middle of his 359 day with them but then
middle of his 359 day with them but then why not just use 359 days or better yet
why not just use 359 days or better yet
why not just use 359 days or better yet come up with a good title how about that
come up with a good title how about that
come up with a good title how about that I have to know you can’t turn on the
I have to know you can’t turn on the
I have to know you can’t turn on the organization you get on their bad side
organization you get on their bad side
organization you get on their bad side and they’ll destroy you no one would
and they’ll destroy you no one would
and they’ll destroy you no one would miss me number 8 Metal Gear Rising 3
miss me number 8 Metal Gear Rising 3
miss me number 8 Metal Gear Rising 3 vengeance
we cannot stress this enough just
we cannot stress this enough just because you can run two words together
because you can run two words together
because you can run two words together to create a new hybrid word doesn’t mean
to create a new hybrid word doesn’t mean
to create a new hybrid word doesn’t mean that you should means the DNA of the
that you should means the DNA of the
that you should means the DNA of the sole sex perience expectation sword Worf
sole sex perience expectation sword Worf
sole sex perience expectation sword Worf actually that last one could work great
actually that last one could work great
actually that last one could work great as a death metal band name but that’s
as a death metal band name but that’s
as a death metal band name but that’s not really the point now there’s a
not really the point now there’s a
not really the point now there’s a pretty mean exquisite revenge and
pretty mean exquisite revenge and
pretty mean exquisite revenge and vengeance are already pretty much the
vengeance are already pretty much the
vengeance are already pretty much the same word I will have my revenge
same word I will have my revenge
same word I will have my revenge vengeance is mine see synonyms maybe we
vengeance is mine see synonyms maybe we
vengeance is mine see synonyms maybe we expect too much from Metal Gear
expect too much from Metal Gear
expect too much from Metal Gear franchise whose overall excellence is
franchise whose overall excellence is
franchise whose overall excellence is only surpassed by the generally poor
only surpassed by the generally poor
only surpassed by the generally poor naming of both their games sand
naming of both their games sand
naming of both their games sand characters I mean the words Metal Gear
characters I mean the words Metal Gear
characters I mean the words Metal Gear and solid don’t exactly mesh well
and solid don’t exactly mesh well
and solid don’t exactly mesh well together but when we also have the
together but when we also have the
together but when we also have the subtitles like ground zeroes you gotta
subtitles like ground zeroes you gotta
subtitles like ground zeroes you gotta draw the line somewhere nice right but
draw the line somewhere nice right but
draw the line somewhere nice right but it won’t do any good to get the pickup
it won’t do any good to get the pickup
it won’t do any good to get the pickup day off fiber lucky all right number
day off fiber lucky all right number
day off fiber lucky all right number seven Peter Jackson’s King Kong
seven Peter Jackson’s King Kong
seven Peter Jackson’s King Kong the official game of the movie the
the official game of the movie the
the official game of the movie the island of the skull what a place to
island of the skull what a place to
island of the skull what a place to shoot a picture this roof is gonna make
shoot a picture this roof is gonna make
shoot a picture this roof is gonna make so much money
so much money
so much money hey did you know that this name is about
hey did you know that this name is about
hey did you know that this name is about King Kong or that it’s an official game
King Kong or that it’s an official game
King Kong or that it’s an official game but like based on the movie oh and then
but like based on the movie oh and then
but like based on the movie oh and then that movie is directed by Peter Jackson
that movie is directed by Peter Jackson
that movie is directed by Peter Jackson stick with me maybe get Murray right
stick with me maybe get Murray right
stick with me maybe get Murray right apart from King Kong none of this
apart from King Kong none of this
apart from King Kong none of this information is needed in the title of
information is needed in the title of
information is needed in the title of the video game most individuals would
the video game most individuals would
the video game most individuals would have managed to make those connections
have managed to make those connections
have managed to make those connections themselves given that it was released
themselves given that it was released
themselves given that it was released around the same time as the film and
around the same time as the film and
around the same time as the film and feature pretty much the same art and
feature pretty much the same art and
feature pretty much the same art and even if they didn’t make that connection
even if they didn’t make that connection
even if they didn’t make that connection and for some reason they cared about it
and for some reason they cared about it
and for some reason they cared about it the introductory paragraph on the game’s
the introductory paragraph on the game’s
the introductory paragraph on the game’s Wikipedia page would have probably
Wikipedia page would have probably
Wikipedia page would have probably covered that
another one down movie tallien games are
another one down movie tallien games are rarely well-received so maybe don’t draw
rarely well-received so maybe don’t draw
rarely well-received so maybe don’t draw attention to that fact with the world’s
attention to that fact with the world’s
attention to that fact with the world’s clunkiest title we’ve got to get out of
clunkiest title we’ve got to get out of
clunkiest title we’ve got to get out of this nightmare
this nightmare
this nightmare number 6 infinite undiscovered
[Music]
[Music] more often than not poorly titled games
more often than not poorly titled games
more often than not poorly titled games fit into one of a few common cliche
fit into one of a few common cliche
fit into one of a few common cliche naming strategies in the case of this
naming strategies in the case of this
naming strategies in the case of this Xbox 360 release it falls into the
Xbox 360 release it falls into the
Xbox 360 release it falls into the overly convoluted cliche shut up you’re
overly convoluted cliche shut up you’re
overly convoluted cliche shut up you’re a warrior ain’t you have some pride
a warrior ain’t you have some pride
a warrior ain’t you have some pride first glance it looks like a potentially
first glance it looks like a potentially
first glance it looks like a potentially sophisticated title but the veneer of
sophisticated title but the veneer of
sophisticated title but the veneer of big words wears off almost instantly
big words wears off almost instantly
big words wears off almost instantly sorry to disappoint you
sorry to disappoint you
sorry to disappoint you what does infinite undiscovered really
what does infinite undiscovered really
what does infinite undiscovered really mean infinite essentially means endless
mean infinite essentially means endless
mean infinite essentially means endless going on forever undiscovered which is
going on forever undiscovered which is
going on forever undiscovered which is not a real word give it the sense of
not a real word give it the sense of
not a real word give it the sense of past discoveries being forgotten or
past discoveries being forgotten or
past discoveries being forgotten or simply failing to be discovered at all
simply failing to be discovered at all
simply failing to be discovered at all so basically the title suggests that it
so basically the title suggests that it
so basically the title suggests that it consists of endless nothingness okay in
consists of endless nothingness okay in
consists of endless nothingness okay in reality this is a forgettable RPG with
reality this is a forgettable RPG with
reality this is a forgettable RPG with an unforgettably bad title huh sounds
an unforgettably bad title huh sounds
an unforgettably bad title huh sounds like a good guy just follow me
like a good guy just follow me
like a good guy just follow me number five wild woody now that one’s
number five wild woody now that one’s
number five wild woody now that one’s got potential wake up pal you owe me got
got potential wake up pal you owe me got
got potential wake up pal you owe me got working
working
working [Music]
[Music]
[Music] you had to expect at least one sexually
you had to expect at least one sexually
you had to expect at least one sexually suggestive title on this list am i right
suggestive title on this list am i right
suggestive title on this list am i right and the names not pencil-neck
and the names not pencil-neck
and the names not pencil-neck it’s what a picture this you’ve created
it’s what a picture this you’ve created
it’s what a picture this you’ve created a mascot platformer that’s designed to
a mascot platformer that’s designed to
a mascot platformer that’s designed to be sold to kids now in an era where most
be sold to kids now in an era where most
be sold to kids now in an era where most parents would have made the purchase for
parents would have made the purchase for
parents would have made the purchase for their kids how many would have purchased
their kids how many would have purchased
their kids how many would have purchased a game for their kid that sounds like a
a game for their kid that sounds like a
a game for their kid that sounds like a porn movie another possession fetch why
porn movie another possession fetch why
porn movie another possession fetch why while not quite as raunchy as tracy
while not quite as raunchy as tracy
while not quite as raunchy as tracy morgan’s gore gasm The Legend of dongs
morgan’s gore gasm The Legend of dongs
morgan’s gore gasm The Legend of dongs layer wild woody released for Sega CD in
layer wild woody released for Sega CD in
layer wild woody released for Sega CD in 1995 must have raised a few eyebrows I
1995 must have raised a few eyebrows I
1995 must have raised a few eyebrows I mean you kind of expect the opening
mean you kind of expect the opening
mean you kind of expect the opening cutscene to feature a muscular plumber
cutscene to feature a muscular plumber
cutscene to feature a muscular plumber or a pizza delivery guy stumbling into a
or a pizza delivery guy stumbling into a
or a pizza delivery guy stumbling into a bachelorette party the title character
bachelorette party the title character
bachelorette party the title character woody is in fact not an actor in the
woody is in fact not an actor in the
woody is in fact not an actor in the adult entertainment industry but he is
adult entertainment industry but he is
adult entertainment industry but he is still vaguely phallus shaped as he is a
still vaguely phallus shaped as he is a
still vaguely phallus shaped as he is a pencil a really creepy pencil yep
pencil a really creepy pencil yep
pencil a really creepy pencil yep there’s good reason no one remembers
there’s good reason no one remembers
there’s good reason no one remembers this one lianna Jeff oh boy it’s time to
this one lianna Jeff oh boy it’s time to
this one lianna Jeff oh boy it’s time to start sketching yeah
start sketching yeah
start sketching yeah number four divine divinity divine a
number four divine divinity divine a
number four divine divinity divine a word so nice that used it twice
word so nice that used it twice
word so nice that used it twice honestly the title is so bad it breaks
honestly the title is so bad it breaks
honestly the title is so bad it breaks all conventions cliches or trappings of
all conventions cliches or trappings of
all conventions cliches or trappings of badly title video games
who in their right mind gave the okay
who in their right mind gave the okay for this one Donna a nice Michigan ol
for this one Donna a nice Michigan ol
for this one Donna a nice Michigan ol divinity is literally defined in the
divinity is literally defined in the
divinity is literally defined in the dictionary as the state or quality of
dictionary as the state or quality of
dictionary as the state or quality of being divine so putting the adjective
being divine so putting the adjective
being divine so putting the adjective divine in front of divinity could not
divine in front of divinity could not
divine in front of divinity could not possibly be more redundant put them
possibly be more redundant put them
possibly be more redundant put them quieter but I’d skyrocket Donna so it’s
quieter but I’d skyrocket Donna so it’s
quieter but I’d skyrocket Donna so it’s not like naming a flavor of ice cream
not like naming a flavor of ice cream
not like naming a flavor of ice cream double chocolate in which case you add
double chocolate in which case you add
double chocolate in which case you add chocolate chunks to chocolate ice cream
chocolate chunks to chocolate ice cream
chocolate chunks to chocolate ice cream that’s doubling the chocolate
that’s doubling the chocolate
that’s doubling the chocolate no no divinity is already as divine as
no no divinity is already as divine as
no no divinity is already as divine as it’s gonna get you can’t possibly be
it’s gonna get you can’t possibly be
it’s gonna get you can’t possibly be more divine anyway you get this right
more divine anyway you get this right
more divine anyway you get this right John do this John do that I swear this
John do this John do that I swear this
John do this John do that I swear this is a last bloody time I do their dirty
is a last bloody time I do their dirty
is a last bloody time I do their dirty work number three touch dick that’s
work number three touch dick that’s
work number three touch dick that’s really what it says bad a touch dick
admittedly this is more of utility than
admittedly this is more of utility than an actual game but when you develop
an actual game but when you develop
an actual game but when you develop something for the Nintendo DS and give
something for the Nintendo DS and give
something for the Nintendo DS and give it a side-splitting laugh out loud no
it a side-splitting laugh out loud no
it a side-splitting laugh out loud no seriously who got fired over this title
seriously who got fired over this title
seriously who got fired over this title you’ve earned a spot on our list touch
you’ve earned a spot on our list touch
you’ve earned a spot on our list touch dick is short for touch dictionary and
dick is short for touch dictionary and
dick is short for touch dictionary and it is also the most misguided
it is also the most misguided
it is also the most misguided abbreviation in the history of consumer
abbreviation in the history of consumer
abbreviation in the history of consumer goods pair this poorly titled product
goods pair this poorly titled product
goods pair this poorly titled product with say a fox news report about the
with say a fox news report about the
with say a fox news report about the potential for child molesters to use the
potential for child molesters to use the
potential for child molesters to use the Nintendo DS to target victims and you
Nintendo DS to target victims and you
Nintendo DS to target victims and you get a match made in public relations
get a match made in public relations
get a match made in public relations hell Nintendo DS is going to redefine
hell Nintendo DS is going to redefine
hell Nintendo DS is going to redefine portable handheld gaming the way iPod is
portable handheld gaming the way iPod is
portable handheld gaming the way iPod is redefining music well stop confusing
redefining music well stop confusing
redefining music well stop confusing because it’s also redefining how
because it’s also redefining how
because it’s also redefining how vulnerable your kids are to child
vulnerable your kids are to child
vulnerable your kids are to child molesters number two Zek C’s or Zechs
molesters number two Zek C’s or Zechs
molesters number two Zek C’s or Zechs Azores X’s Azure six eases your guess is
Azores X’s Azure six eases your guess is
Azores X’s Azure six eases your guess is as good as mine viewers
as good as mine viewers
as good as mine viewers [Music]
here’s a tip if your video game is about
here’s a tip if your video game is about a dystopian world that’s been ravaged by
a dystopian world that’s been ravaged by
a dystopian world that’s been ravaged by nuclear fallout and one of the only
nuclear fallout and one of the only
nuclear fallout and one of the only remaining vestiges of human civilization
remaining vestiges of human civilization
remaining vestiges of human civilization are the island nations that the game’s
are the island nations that the game’s
are the island nations that the game’s hero must save don’t blow it by giving
hero must save don’t blow it by giving
hero must save don’t blow it by giving the game and islands a name that no one
the game and islands a name that no one
the game and islands a name that no one can pronounce
sike ZZZ released in 1990 for the NES
sike ZZZ released in 1990 for the NES it’s honestly a pretty fun mixed
it’s honestly a pretty fun mixed
it’s honestly a pretty fun mixed platformer shooter with the good story
platformer shooter with the good story
platformer shooter with the good story but with a name like sex wise it we’d
but with a name like sex wise it we’d
but with a name like sex wise it we’d rather let the alien robots destroy it
rather let the alien robots destroy it
rather let the alien robots destroy it because humanity’s lost already
because humanity’s lost already
because humanity’s lost already [Music]
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
few honorable mentions
few honorable mentions [Music]
okay so our pick for the worst title is
okay so our pick for the worst title is get ready for this one
get ready for this one
get ready for this one number one roughly translates to
number one roughly translates to
number one roughly translates to summertime high school a young man’s
summertime high school a young man’s
summertime high school a young man’s notes how a new exchange student like
notes how a new exchange student like
notes how a new exchange student like myself ran into his childhood friend on
myself ran into his childhood friend on
myself ran into his childhood friend on the school tour then for some reason
the school tour then for some reason
the school tour then for some reason became super popular with the girls for
became super popular with the girls for
became super popular with the girls for his daily scoops on the school
his daily scoops on the school
his daily scoops on the school photography club even though he only
photography club even though he only
photography club even though he only takes panty shots and what he thinks is
takes panty shots and what he thinks is
takes panty shots and what he thinks is he goes on dates during his summer of
he goes on dates during his summer of
he goes on dates during his summer of island school life just rolls off the
island school life just rolls off the
island school life just rolls off the tongue doesn’t it
tongue doesn’t it
tongue doesn’t it [Music]
[Music]
[Music] do you agree with our list oh shit is
do you agree with our list oh shit is
do you agree with our list oh shit is that a mean what’s the worst video game
that a mean what’s the worst video game
that a mean what’s the worst video game title you’ve ever seen for more
title you’ve ever seen for more
title you’ve ever seen for more memorable top 10s published every day be
memorable top 10s published every day be
memorable top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com hope
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sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com hope you got insurance baby looks like a
you got insurance baby looks like a
you got insurance baby looks like a total loss who’s next on the hit parade
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