new console launches are exciting times filled with possibility but they can
filled with possibility but they can
filled with possibility but they can also be breeding grounds for some awful
also be breeding grounds for some awful
also be breeding grounds for some awful awful games welcome to watchmojo.com and
awful games welcome to watchmojo.com and
awful games welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top ten worst video game launch
for the top ten worst video game launch
for the top ten worst video game launch titles welcome travelers for this new
titles welcome travelers for this new
titles welcome travelers for this new and improved Redux of an older list
and improved Redux of an older list
and improved Redux of an older list we’ll be looking at video games released
we’ll be looking at video games released
we’ll be looking at video games released during a console launch period and as
during a console launch period and as
during a console launch period and as usual only one game per franchise here
usual only one game per franchise here
usual only one game per franchise here we go ooh edgy is that because of the
we go ooh edgy is that because of the
we go ooh edgy is that because of the tournament number ten night trap
night trap has earned itself a cult
night trap has earned itself a cult following from the so bad it’s good
following from the so bad it’s good
following from the so bad it’s good crowd but make no mistake night trap is
crowd but make no mistake night trap is
crowd but make no mistake night trap is a bad game
a bad game
a bad game I’m korma plugin ooh before you do any
I’m korma plugin ooh before you do any
I’m korma plugin ooh before you do any more damage at the time the full motion
more damage at the time the full motion
more damage at the time the full motion video title was fairly controversial for
video title was fairly controversial for
video title was fairly controversial for its portrayal of scantily clad women and
its portrayal of scantily clad women and
its portrayal of scantily clad women and violence that being said what was deemed
violence that being said what was deemed
violence that being said what was deemed risque for video games in the early 90s
risque for video games in the early 90s
risque for video games in the early 90s is as tame as can be by today’s
is as tame as can be by today’s
is as tame as can be by today’s standards that was close but at the end
standards that was close but at the end
standards that was close but at the end of the day night wraps biggest problem
of the day night wraps biggest problem
of the day night wraps biggest problem is that it’s outright boring and it’s
is that it’s outright boring and it’s
is that it’s outright boring and it’s nearly impossible to take this hokey
nearly impossible to take this hokey
nearly impossible to take this hokey schlock seriously I don’t think you
schlock seriously I don’t think you
schlock seriously I don’t think you understand mr. Martin but you’re in
understand mr. Martin but you’re in
understand mr. Martin but you’re in serious trouble huh number 9 Genji days
serious trouble huh number 9 Genji days
serious trouble huh number 9 Genji days of the blade 2nd any that I know you
of the blade 2nd any that I know you
of the blade 2nd any that I know you guys have a failure probably most famous
guys have a failure probably most famous
guys have a failure probably most famous for its giant enemy crab so here’s this
for its giant enemy crab so here’s this
for its giant enemy crab so here’s this giant enemy crab Genji days of the blade
giant enemy crab Genji days of the blade
giant enemy crab Genji days of the blade is a character action game that’s based
is a character action game that’s based
is a character action game that’s based on ancient Japanese history but doesn’t
on ancient Japanese history but doesn’t
on ancient Japanese history but doesn’t do a very good job of portraying those
do a very good job of portraying those
do a very good job of portraying those epic battles besides it’s cutting edge
epic battles besides it’s cutting edge
epic battles besides it’s cutting edge visuals for the time
visuals for the time
visuals for the time Genji had nothing to offer action game
Genji had nothing to offer action game
Genji had nothing to offer action game bands that hadn’t been done better and
bands that hadn’t been done better and
bands that hadn’t been done better and other titles as a sequel in a popular
other titles as a sequel in a popular
other titles as a sequel in a popular genre there’s absolutely no reason for
genre there’s absolutely no reason for
genre there’s absolutely no reason for Genji days of the blade to be as bad as
Genji days of the blade to be as bad as
Genji days of the blade to be as bad as it is early adopters of the PlayStation
it is early adopters of the PlayStation
it is early adopters of the PlayStation 3 definitely deserved better
3 definitely deserved better
3 definitely deserved better hey-ho doyou Nemo logo Mahesh Yogi Berra
hey-ho doyou Nemo logo Mahesh Yogi Berra
hey-ho doyou Nemo logo Mahesh Yogi Berra hey at least it’s gone to the popular
hey at least it’s gone to the popular
hey at least it’s gone to the popular meme attack its weak point for massive
meme attack its weak point for massive
meme attack its weak point for massive damage and new attack its weak point for
damage and new attack its weak point for
damage and new attack its weak point for massive damage mm-hmm number eight game
massive damage mm-hmm number eight game
massive damage mm-hmm number eight game party champions
believe it or not game party champions
believe it or not game party champions is the fifth game party game and it’s
is the fifth game party game and it’s
is the fifth game party game and it’s the epitome of awful minigame
the epitome of awful minigame
the epitome of awful minigame collections
it’s hard to believe this game released
it’s hard to believe this game released for the Wii U because aside from its HD
for the Wii U because aside from its HD
for the Wii U because aside from its HD visuals this game is as lackluster and
visuals this game is as lackluster and
visuals this game is as lackluster and frustrating as an old arcade game
frustrating as an old arcade game
frustrating as an old arcade game designed to steal your quarters the had
designed to steal your quarters the had
designed to steal your quarters the had to have suck but I’m tired of the mopey
to have suck but I’m tired of the mopey
to have suck but I’m tired of the mopey attitude game party champions comes at
attitude game party champions comes at
attitude game party champions comes at him packed with eight insufferable
him packed with eight insufferable
him packed with eight insufferable minigames to choose from
minigames to choose from
minigames to choose from most of which are played by swiping your
most of which are played by swiping your
most of which are played by swiping your stylus up and down on the screen
stylus up and down on the screen
stylus up and down on the screen no wonder the Wii U had a slow start
no wonder the Wii U had a slow start
no wonder the Wii U had a slow start okay that wasn’t so bad I think you’re
okay that wasn’t so bad I think you’re
okay that wasn’t so bad I think you’re about ready yeah number 7 Avatar The
about ready yeah number 7 Avatar The
about ready yeah number 7 Avatar The Last Airbender popular with kids and
Last Airbender popular with kids and
Last Airbender popular with kids and grown-ups alike an Avatar The Last
grown-ups alike an Avatar The Last
grown-ups alike an Avatar The Last Airbender game should have been a slam
Airbender game should have been a slam
Airbender game should have been a slam dunk
dunk
dunk sadly does take on the popular series
sadly does take on the popular series
sadly does take on the popular series that launched alongside the original Wii
that launched alongside the original Wii
that launched alongside the original Wii isn’t exercise in patience mostly due to
isn’t exercise in patience mostly due to
isn’t exercise in patience mostly due to lackluster combat and a shallow version
lackluster combat and a shallow version
lackluster combat and a shallow version of the universe Avatar The Last
of the universe Avatar The Last
of the universe Avatar The Last Airbender plays like a carbon copy of so
Airbender plays like a carbon copy of so
Airbender plays like a carbon copy of so many other childproofed licensed games
many other childproofed licensed games
many other childproofed licensed games come on guys hi it’s a cash grab that
come on guys hi it’s a cash grab that
come on guys hi it’s a cash grab that preys on fans kids and exciting new
preys on fans kids and exciting new
preys on fans kids and exciting new console owners one that’s almost as bad
console owners one that’s almost as bad
console owners one that’s almost as bad as the M night Shyamalan disaster that’s
as the M night Shyamalan disaster that’s
as the M night Shyamalan disaster that’s based off the same property how are we
based off the same property how are we
based off the same property how are we supposed to tell what any of this means
supposed to tell what any of this means
supposed to tell what any of this means this library is for master benders Sokka
this library is for master benders Sokka
this library is for master benders Sokka you know smart people number six Mobile
you know smart people number six Mobile
you know smart people number six Mobile Suit Gundam crossfire proceed as if your
Suit Gundam crossfire proceed as if your
Suit Gundam crossfire proceed as if your real mission
real mission
real mission Jim performance evaluation test it takes
Jim performance evaluation test it takes
Jim performance evaluation test it takes a special kind of bat to make running
a special kind of bat to make running
a special kind of bat to make running around in a Gundam suit boring Mobile
around in a Gundam suit boring Mobile
around in a Gundam suit boring Mobile Suit Gundam crossfire launched alongside
Suit Gundam crossfire launched alongside
Suit Gundam crossfire launched alongside the PlayStation 3 with a disjointed
the PlayStation 3 with a disjointed
the PlayStation 3 with a disjointed story severe lack of mission variety and
story severe lack of mission variety and
story severe lack of mission variety and an atrocious lilo framerate more to the
an atrocious lilo framerate more to the
an atrocious lilo framerate more to the point crossfire feels unfinished it’s a
point crossfire feels unfinished it’s a
point crossfire feels unfinished it’s a classic case of a game being rushed to
classic case of a game being rushed to
classic case of a game being rushed to market in time for a console launch with
market in time for a console launch with
market in time for a console launch with zero consideration for fans of the
zero consideration for fans of the
zero consideration for fans of the franchise or their hard-earned money
franchise or their hard-earned money
franchise or their hard-earned money it’s just an insult to everyone involved
it’s just an insult to everyone involved
it’s just an insult to everyone involved don’t be afraid of withdrawal if you
don’t be afraid of withdrawal if you
don’t be afraid of withdrawal if you must just remember I won’t forget it
must just remember I won’t forget it
must just remember I won’t forget it number 5 Donkey Kong jr. map hoping to
number 5 Donkey Kong jr. map hoping to
number 5 Donkey Kong jr. map hoping to capitalize on the success of the arcade
capitalize on the success of the arcade
capitalize on the success of the arcade hit Donkey Kong and maybe convince some
hit Donkey Kong and maybe convince some
hit Donkey Kong and maybe convince some parents to buy a Nintendo Entertainment
parents to buy a Nintendo Entertainment
parents to buy a Nintendo Entertainment System along the way Donkey Kong jr.
System along the way Donkey Kong jr.
System along the way Donkey Kong jr. math is exactly what you’d expect a math
math is exactly what you’d expect a math
math is exactly what you’d expect a math game featuring Donkey Kong jr.
unfortunately the game’s rudimentary
unfortunately the game’s rudimentary puzzle solving is too easy to be any fun
puzzle solving is too easy to be any fun
puzzle solving is too easy to be any fun and is made worse by sluggish animations
to put this in perspective Donkey Kong
to put this in perspective Donkey Kong jr. math is an educational game that’s
jr. math is an educational game that’s
jr. math is an educational game that’s so bad that Nintendo with a few odd
so bad that Nintendo with a few odd
so bad that Nintendo with a few odd exceptions halted any attempts to teach
exceptions halted any attempts to teach
exceptions halted any attempts to teach their users for an over 20-year period
their users for an over 20-year period
their users for an over 20-year period between this release in 1983 and the
between this release in 1983 and the
between this release in 1983 and the launch of brain age for the Nintendo DS
launch of brain age for the Nintendo DS
launch of brain age for the Nintendo DS in 2006 which by the way was marketed
in 2006 which by the way was marketed
in 2006 which by the way was marketed towards adults and not kids number 4
towards adults and not kids number 4
towards adults and not kids number 4 Street Fighter the movie of the game
Street Fighter the movie of the game
Street Fighter the movie of the game if you’ve ever played a Street Fighter
if you’ve ever played a Street Fighter
if you’ve ever played a Street Fighter game you know it’s a series about pixel
game you know it’s a series about pixel
game you know it’s a series about pixel perfect animations and quick fisted
perfect animations and quick fisted
perfect animations and quick fisted combos Street Fighter the movie the game
combos Street Fighter the movie the game
combos Street Fighter the movie the game is anything but grabbing the hilarious
is anything but grabbing the hilarious
is anything but grabbing the hilarious can’t be live-action performances from
can’t be live-action performances from
can’t be live-action performances from the movie and squeezing them onto a
the movie and squeezing them onto a
the movie and squeezing them onto a Playstation disk led to some really
Playstation disk led to some really
Playstation disk led to some really awful performance what’s more these
awful performance what’s more these
awful performance what’s more these muddy character models get in the way of
muddy character models get in the way of
muddy character models get in the way of the tight hitboxes and frame-by-frame
the tight hitboxes and frame-by-frame
the tight hitboxes and frame-by-frame tactics the series is known for Street
tactics the series is known for Street
tactics the series is known for Street Fighter the movie the game is a mockery
Fighter the movie the game is a mockery
Fighter the movie the game is a mockery to the series
you win number three fighter with it and
you win number three fighter with it and another fighting game plagued with
another fighting game plagued with
another fighting game plagued with sloppy timing and unresponsive design
sloppy timing and unresponsive design
sloppy timing and unresponsive design huh time out the fighter within is a
huh time out the fighter within is a
huh time out the fighter within is a connect game for the Xbox one that
connect game for the Xbox one that
connect game for the Xbox one that reacts to players punching and kicking
reacts to players punching and kicking
reacts to players punching and kicking thin air it’s as flimsy a mechanic as
thin air it’s as flimsy a mechanic as
thin air it’s as flimsy a mechanic as you would expect and to make matters
you would expect and to make matters
you would expect and to make matters worse most of the game’s characters are
worse most of the game’s characters are
worse most of the game’s characters are lazy stereotypes that leave a bad taste
lazy stereotypes that leave a bad taste
lazy stereotypes that leave a bad taste to your mouth
to your mouth
to your mouth yo nobody talks about the sensei like
yo nobody talks about the sensei like
yo nobody talks about the sensei like that nobody this is truly one of the
that nobody this is truly one of the
that nobody this is truly one of the worst launch games on a console and that
worst launch games on a console and that
worst launch games on a console and that it was released for a modern system by
it was released for a modern system by
it was released for a modern system by Ubisoft a current major publisher makes
Ubisoft a current major publisher makes
Ubisoft a current major publisher makes it all the more insulting oh hey oh you
it all the more insulting oh hey oh you
it all the more insulting oh hey oh you win number two cyber morph cyber more
win number two cyber morph cyber more
win number two cyber morph cyber more feels like a dystopian relic from a
feels like a dystopian relic from a
feels like a dystopian relic from a world where computers never matured past
world where computers never matured past
world where computers never matured past the Apple 2 sure it’s 3d visuals were
the Apple 2 sure it’s 3d visuals were
the Apple 2 sure it’s 3d visuals were light years ahead of the original Mario
light years ahead of the original Mario
light years ahead of the original Mario and Zelda games marking the debut of the
and Zelda games marking the debut of the
and Zelda games marking the debut of the Atari Jaguar but cyber morph is
Atari Jaguar but cyber morph is
Atari Jaguar but cyber morph is altogether sterile where did you learn
altogether sterile where did you learn
altogether sterile where did you learn to fly there’s nothing remotely
to fly there’s nothing remotely
to fly there’s nothing remotely interesting going on here just polygons
interesting going on here just polygons
interesting going on here just polygons hovering in space and an obnoxious green
hovering in space and an obnoxious green
hovering in space and an obnoxious green base that pops up to dole out sweet pro
base that pops up to dole out sweet pro
base that pops up to dole out sweet pro tips like fully to the ground
tips like fully to the ground
tips like fully to the ground good one Skyler I’ll have to try that
good one Skyler I’ll have to try that
good one Skyler I’ll have to try that sometime cyber morph is just
sometime cyber morph is just
sometime cyber morph is just unflinchingly bad good work
unflinchingly bad good work
unflinchingly bad good work puto now before we get to our number one
puto now before we get to our number one
puto now before we get to our number one let’s have a look at some honorable
let’s have a look at some honorable
let’s have a look at some honorable mentions
number one Marky Mark and the Funky
number one Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch make my video come on come on
Sega published and launched their
Sega published and launched their console the Sega CD with a game called
console the Sega CD with a game called
console the Sega CD with a game called Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch make my
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch make my
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch make my video let that sink in for a second yeah
video let that sink in for a second yeah
video let that sink in for a second yeah yeah baby
yeah baby
yeah baby sure enough it’s a game that puts Marky
sure enough it’s a game that puts Marky
sure enough it’s a game that puts Marky Mark Wahlberg and you at the center of
Mark Wahlberg and you at the center of
Mark Wahlberg and you at the center of the action letting players decide
the action letting players decide
the action letting players decide exactly what would make the best Marky
exactly what would make the best Marky
exactly what would make the best Marky Mark music video unsurprisingly there’s
Mark music video unsurprisingly there’s
Mark music video unsurprisingly there’s nothing redeeming here from its terrible
nothing redeeming here from its terrible
nothing redeeming here from its terrible acting to outright bad quote-unquote
acting to outright bad quote-unquote
acting to outright bad quote-unquote gameplay she wants to make the new Marky
gameplay she wants to make the new Marky
gameplay she wants to make the new Marky Mark video more BMO alluring wait a
Mark video more BMO alluring wait a
Mark video more BMO alluring wait a minute your mother and I watch a lot of
minute your mother and I watch a lot of
minute your mother and I watch a lot of vh1 maybe we could help this
vh1 maybe we could help this
vh1 maybe we could help this unfathomable combination of awful ideas
unfathomable combination of awful ideas
unfathomable combination of awful ideas and execution makes it unquestionably
and execution makes it unquestionably
and execution makes it unquestionably the worst console launch game of all
the worst console launch game of all
the worst console launch game of all time this guy is a serious musician this
time this guy is a serious musician this
time this guy is a serious musician this video should be tough it’s too sexy for
video should be tough it’s too sexy for
video should be tough it’s too sexy for your shirt so do you agree with our list
your shirt so do you agree with our list
your shirt so do you agree with our list a little humility is a node here I feel
a little humility is a node here I feel
a little humility is a node here I feel which of these games have you bought
which of these games have you bought
which of these games have you bought played and deeply regret it did we miss
played and deeply regret it did we miss
played and deeply regret it did we miss any good ones or bad ones let us know in
any good ones or bad ones let us know in
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