sometimes a new gaming system is only as exciting as its software and some
exciting as its software and some
exciting as its software and some systems come packed with spectacular
systems come packed with spectacular
systems come packed with spectacular duds welcome to watchmojo.com and today
duds welcome to watchmojo.com and today
duds welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking a look at the top 10
we’ll be taking a look at the top 10
we’ll be taking a look at the top 10 worst launch titles of all time
worst launch titles of all time
worst launch titles of all time number 10 night trap for Sega CD all
number 10 night trap for Sega CD all
number 10 night trap for Sega CD all right you are perfect nobody’s ever done
right you are perfect nobody’s ever done
right you are perfect nobody’s ever done that kicking off our countdown is the
that kicking off our countdown is the
that kicking off our countdown is the famous full motion video game that
famous full motion video game that
famous full motion video game that features scantily clad hotties and
features scantily clad hotties and
features scantily clad hotties and b-movie violence I know it sounds like a
b-movie violence I know it sounds like a
b-movie violence I know it sounds like a good game sadly it’s a terrible antara
good game sadly it’s a terrible antara
good game sadly it’s a terrible antara fiying experience yes it’s true that
fiying experience yes it’s true that
fiying experience yes it’s true that night trap has become a cult classic and
night trap has become a cult classic and
night trap has become a cult classic and a major source of nostalgia this is due
a major source of nostalgia this is due
a major source of nostalgia this is due to featuring full motion video and
to featuring full motion video and
to featuring full motion video and laughable bad acting as well as the
laughable bad acting as well as the
laughable bad acting as well as the ability to control hidden cameras during
ability to control hidden cameras during
ability to control hidden cameras during a co-ed sleepover
unfortunately this game is marred by an
unfortunately this game is marred by an unforgiving vertical learning curve and
unforgiving vertical learning curve and
unforgiving vertical learning curve and a frustrating focus on memorization and
a frustrating focus on memorization and
a frustrating focus on memorization and timing number 9 cruisin USA for Nintendo
timing number 9 cruisin USA for Nintendo
timing number 9 cruisin USA for Nintendo 64
one of the very first games on the
one of the very first games on the Nintendo 64 it arrived as a lousy port
Nintendo 64 it arrived as a lousy port
Nintendo 64 it arrived as a lousy port of a two year old arcade game heck it
of a two year old arcade game heck it
of a two year old arcade game heck it was even a month late to the official
was even a month late to the official
was even a month late to the official launch due to Nintendo’s trademark
launch due to Nintendo’s trademark
launch due to Nintendo’s trademark censorship which removed the ability to
censorship which removed the ability to
censorship which removed the ability to run down livestock even worse it
run down livestock even worse it
run down livestock even worse it featured downgraded graphics on
featured downgraded graphics on
featured downgraded graphics on Nintendo’s then insanely powerful
Nintendo’s then insanely powerful
Nintendo’s then insanely powerful hardware
number eight
number eight Mortal Kombat gold for sega dreamcast
sorry mortal kombat fans but this game
sorry mortal kombat fans but this game has no value whatsoever released at a
has no value whatsoever released at a
has no value whatsoever released at a time when the series had just become
time when the series had just become
time when the series had just become irritating this shallow fighter badly
irritating this shallow fighter badly
irritating this shallow fighter badly transitioned to the third dimension and
transitioned to the third dimension and
transitioned to the third dimension and grafted on a completely useless weapon
grafted on a completely useless weapon
grafted on a completely useless weapon system the game was so bad it had the
system the game was so bad it had the
system the game was so bad it had the audacity to be released twice with the
audacity to be released twice with the
audacity to be released twice with the second printing of the game created
second printing of the game created
second printing of the game created exclusively to fix its crippling bugs
exclusively to fix its crippling bugs
exclusively to fix its crippling bugs and horrific load times
wins number seven Red Steel for the weak
wins number seven Red Steel for the weak son Oh we were promised a motion
son Oh we were promised a motion
son Oh we were promised a motion experience that would blow our minds
experience that would blow our minds
experience that would blow our minds complete with realistic swordplay and
complete with realistic swordplay and
complete with realistic swordplay and what did we get a disappointingly slow
what did we get a disappointingly slow
what did we get a disappointingly slow and clunky first-person shooter with
and clunky first-person shooter with
and clunky first-person shooter with controls that would glitch out at random
controls that would glitch out at random
controls that would glitch out at random this bland sword fighting game was so
this bland sword fighting game was so
this bland sword fighting game was so bad that its sequel did a complete 180
bad that its sequel did a complete 180
bad that its sequel did a complete 180 unfortunately it kept the name forever
unfortunately it kept the name forever
unfortunately it kept the name forever associating it with epic launch day
associating it with epic launch day
associating it with epic launch day disappointment okay okay I give up did
disappointment okay okay I give up did
disappointment okay okay I give up did you really have to destroy absolutely
you really have to destroy absolutely
you really have to destroy absolutely everything number six
everything number six
everything number six fighting Street for turbo graphics 16 oh
nope you didn’t hear the game wrong 1987
nope you didn’t hear the game wrong 1987 Street Fighter was re-released and
Street Fighter was re-released and
Street Fighter was re-released and renamed so that it could become a quick
renamed so that it could become a quick
renamed so that it could become a quick and easy launch title for this earlier
and easy launch title for this earlier
and easy launch title for this earlier CD based home console a far cry from
CD based home console a far cry from
CD based home console a far cry from what this series would become this
what this series would become this
what this series would become this earlier entry once again featured slow
earlier entry once again featured slow
earlier entry once again featured slow action clunky controls and jerky
action clunky controls and jerky
action clunky controls and jerky movements and no you don’t actually have
movements and no you don’t actually have
movements and no you don’t actually have to fight a street number five onslaught
to fight a street number five onslaught
to fight a street number five onslaught of licensed kids games for the Wii
of licensed kids games for the Wii
of licensed kids games for the Wii unfortunately for Nintendo the we
unfortunately for Nintendo the we
unfortunately for Nintendo the we instantly became a breeding ground for
instantly became a breeding ground for
instantly became a breeding ground for quick cash and game releases from day
quick cash and game releases from day
quick cash and game releases from day one as a result we have a tie of several
one as a result we have a tie of several
one as a result we have a tie of several equally terrible licensed games these
equally terrible licensed games these
equally terrible licensed games these each failed to be fun or even remotely
each failed to be fun or even remotely
each failed to be fun or even remotely exploit the revolutionary motion
exploit the revolutionary motion
exploit the revolutionary motion controls of the Wii these games include
controls of the Wii these games include
controls of the Wii these games include Avatar The Last Airbender Happy Feet
Avatar The Last Airbender Happy Feet
Avatar The Last Airbender Happy Feet Spongebob Squarepants creature from the
Spongebob Squarepants creature from the
Spongebob Squarepants creature from the Krusty Krab cars and the grim adventures
Krusty Krab cars and the grim adventures
Krusty Krab cars and the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy
of Billy and Mandy
of Billy and Mandy number four Donkey Kong jr. math for the
number four Donkey Kong jr. math for the
number four Donkey Kong jr. math for the NES it’s true everyone loves the big ape
NES it’s true everyone loves the big ape
NES it’s true everyone loves the big ape but his wife beater clad son shouldn’t
but his wife beater clad son shouldn’t
but his wife beater clad son shouldn’t be teaching us math there are countless
be teaching us math there are countless
be teaching us math there are countless better ways to launch a system than to
better ways to launch a system than to
better ways to launch a system than to turn an iconic series into nothing more
turn an iconic series into nothing more
turn an iconic series into nothing more than a calculator simulator thankfully
than a calculator simulator thankfully
than a calculator simulator thankfully gamers didn’t need online reviews back
gamers didn’t need online reviews back
gamers didn’t need online reviews back in 1983 to know when to steer clear of
in 1983 to know when to steer clear of
in 1983 to know when to steer clear of schoolwork number three Street Fighter
schoolwork number three Street Fighter
schoolwork number three Street Fighter the movie the game for PlayStation 1 so
the movie the game for PlayStation 1 so
the movie the game for PlayStation 1 so let me get this straight a fantastic
let me get this straight a fantastic
let me get this straight a fantastic video game series was given a crappy
video game series was given a crappy
video game series was given a crappy movie which was then turned into an even
movie which was then turned into an even
movie which was then turned into an even crappier video game
crappier video game
crappier video game well it’s true the folks over at Capcom
well it’s true the folks over at Capcom
well it’s true the folks over at Capcom thought it would be a great idea in the
thought it would be a great idea in the
thought it would be a great idea in the process they replaced the series beloved
process they replaced the series beloved
process they replaced the series beloved cartoon look with digitized characters
cartoon look with digitized characters
cartoon look with digitized characters taken straight from the movie
taken straight from the movie
taken straight from the movie jean-claude Van Damme did I say any more
jean-claude Van Damme did I say any more
jean-claude Van Damme did I say any more hundred Oscar mine nah you’ve lost your
hundred Oscar mine nah you’ve lost your
hundred Oscar mine nah you’ve lost your boss even worse they stripped away
boss even worse they stripped away
boss even worse they stripped away everything else fans loved including its
everything else fans loved including its
everything else fans loved including its spot-on controls and gameplay the end
spot-on controls and gameplay the end
spot-on controls and gameplay the end result was a clunky and less violent
result was a clunky and less violent
result was a clunky and less violent Mortal Kombat clone number two benjamin
Mortal Kombat clone number two benjamin
Mortal Kombat clone number two benjamin cyber more the atari jaguar let’s see
cyber more the atari jaguar let’s see
cyber more the atari jaguar let’s see how those beastly graphics into him
how those beastly graphics into him
how those beastly graphics into him exactly come from 64 bits of mega power
exactly come from 64 bits of mega power
exactly come from 64 bits of mega power field then we all cyber more boldly on
field then we all cyber more boldly on
field then we all cyber more boldly on jaguar by atari not only a directionless
jaguar by atari not only a directionless
jaguar by atari not only a directionless free-roaming 3d shooter this horrific
free-roaming 3d shooter this horrific
free-roaming 3d shooter this horrific pack in title sported a very unwelcome
pack in title sported a very unwelcome
pack in title sported a very unwelcome surprise namely it featured a green
surprise namely it featured a green
surprise namely it featured a green bald-headed female computer that simply
bald-headed female computer that simply
bald-headed female computer that simply won’t stop repeating the same thing over
won’t stop repeating the same thing over
won’t stop repeating the same thing over and over where did you learn to fly
and over where did you learn to fly
and over where did you learn to fly where did you learn to fly
where did you learn to fly
where did you learn to fly number one Marky Mark and the Funky
number one Marky Mark and the Funky
number one Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Bunch
Bunch make my video for Sega CD yeah baby
make my video for Sega CD yeah baby
make my video for Sega CD yeah baby rounding out our top 10 worst launch
rounding out our top 10 worst launch
rounding out our top 10 worst launch titles is the only game without a single
titles is the only game without a single
titles is the only game without a single redeeming quality starring the musical
redeeming quality starring the musical
redeeming quality starring the musical talents of actor Mark Wahlberg this MTV
talents of actor Mark Wahlberg this MTV
talents of actor Mark Wahlberg this MTV inspired title scored zero out of 10
inspired title scored zero out of 10
inspired title scored zero out of 10 when it arrived on Sega’s equally bad
when it arrived on Sega’s equally bad
when it arrived on Sega’s equally bad Hardware exploiting compressed video
Hardware exploiting compressed video
Hardware exploiting compressed video segments bad acting and the ability to
segments bad acting and the ability to
segments bad acting and the ability to distort music videos this game featured
distort music videos this game featured
distort music videos this game featured no actual gameplay if you’re a fan in
no actual gameplay if you’re a fan in
no actual gameplay if you’re a fan in this game
this game
this game please seek psychiatric help now
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