if you think you know some bratty kids you’ve never met this fat little devil
you’ve never met this fat little devil
you’ve never met this fat little devil Eric we’re talking about potholes right
Eric we’re talking about potholes right
Eric we’re talking about potholes right now welcome to watchmojo.com and today
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we’re counting down our picks for the
we’re counting down our picks for the top ten worst things Eric Cartman ever
top ten worst things Eric Cartman ever
top ten worst things Eric Cartman ever did before we begin we publish new
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for more great content for this list we’re showcasing some of the worst deeds
we’re showcasing some of the worst deeds
we’re showcasing some of the worst deeds this monster of the South Park
this monster of the South Park
this monster of the South Park schoolyard has ever committed I guess
schoolyard has ever committed I guess
schoolyard has ever committed I guess now you gotta start torturing me whether
now you gotta start torturing me whether
now you gotta start torturing me whether intentionally for his own benefit or
intentionally for his own benefit or
intentionally for his own benefit or just as an unhappy accident since some
just as an unhappy accident since some
just as an unhappy accident since some of Cartman’s acts can be extreme we’re
of Cartman’s acts can be extreme we’re
of Cartman’s acts can be extreme we’re adding a mature tag just to be safe also
adding a mature tag just to be safe also
adding a mature tag just to be safe also if you haven’t been keeping up with
if you haven’t been keeping up with
if you haven’t been keeping up with South Park expect spoilers ahead sorry
South Park expect spoilers ahead sorry
South Park expect spoilers ahead sorry my son has Tourette’s syndrome number 10
my son has Tourette’s syndrome number 10
my son has Tourette’s syndrome number 10 he made crack baby videos why do you
he made crack baby videos why do you
he made crack baby videos why do you have a video camera about a 10th cow the
have a video camera about a 10th cow the
have a video camera about a 10th cow the thought of Cartman doing volunteer work
thought of Cartman doing volunteer work
thought of Cartman doing volunteer work at the hospital sounds suspicious and
at the hospital sounds suspicious and
at the hospital sounds suspicious and that’s because it is turns out he and a
that’s because it is turns out he and a
that’s because it is turns out he and a few classmates are filming videos of
few classmates are filming videos of
few classmates are filming videos of crack babies fighting over a ball of
crack babies fighting over a ball of
crack babies fighting over a ball of cocaine posting a huge profit and
cocaine posting a huge profit and
cocaine posting a huge profit and planning to make a deal with EA Sports
planning to make a deal with EA Sports
planning to make a deal with EA Sports to have this so-called sport licensed in
to have this so-called sport licensed in
to have this so-called sport licensed in or deal with EA Sports we’re giving them
or deal with EA Sports we’re giving them
or deal with EA Sports we’re giving them the right to use images of the crack
the right to use images of the crack
the right to use images of the crack babies and their names but we aren’t
babies and their names but we aren’t
babies and their names but we aren’t paying the crack babies they can’t make
paying the crack babies they can’t make
paying the crack babies they can’t make money it’s against the roots he rigs the
money it’s against the roots he rigs the
money it’s against the roots he rigs the system so that he makes all the money
system so that he makes all the money
system so that he makes all the money while his infant slaves don’t take home
while his infant slaves don’t take home
while his infant slaves don’t take home a dime he’ll even try to recruit more
a dime he’ll even try to recruit more
a dime he’ll even try to recruit more players by offering crack to pregnant
players by offering crack to pregnant
players by offering crack to pregnant mothers and what’s even more shocking
mothers and what’s even more shocking
mothers and what’s even more shocking Kyle actually goes along with all of
Kyle actually goes along with all of
Kyle actually goes along with all of this in the end however Cartman gets
this in the end however Cartman gets
this in the end however Cartman gets flimflammed out of his business by EA
flimflammed out of his business by EA
flimflammed out of his business by EA Sports and is left rightfully penniless
Sports and is left rightfully penniless
Sports and is left rightfully penniless well boys this has been real education
well boys this has been real education
well boys this has been real education under now
under now
under now but now let’s part with that o EA Sports
but now let’s part with that o EA Sports
but now let’s part with that o EA Sports saying get out of my building number 9
saying get out of my building number 9
saying get out of my building number 9 he drank Kenny’s ashes Stan Kyle and
he drank Kenny’s ashes Stan Kyle and
he drank Kenny’s ashes Stan Kyle and Cartman try to find a ticket stub for a
Cartman try to find a ticket stub for a
Cartman try to find a ticket stub for a candy shopping spree but it turns out
candy shopping spree but it turns out
candy shopping spree but it turns out Kenny had the ticket and he’s dead and
Kenny had the ticket and he’s dead and
Kenny had the ticket and he’s dead and cremated carbon confuses Kenny’s ashes
cremated carbon confuses Kenny’s ashes
cremated carbon confuses Kenny’s ashes for a chocolate milk mix and drinks it
for a chocolate milk mix and drinks it
for a chocolate milk mix and drinks it and then fills the urn with kitty litter
and then fills the urn with kitty litter
and then fills the urn with kitty litter Cartman is naturally shocked and
Cartman is naturally shocked and
Cartman is naturally shocked and outraged until he gets hit on the head
outraged until he gets hit on the head
outraged until he gets hit on the head and starts having visions that lead the
and starts having visions that lead the
and starts having visions that lead the boys to their coveted fries while this
boys to their coveted fries while this
boys to their coveted fries while this was more of a dumb mistake than an evil
was more of a dumb mistake than an evil
was more of a dumb mistake than an evil deed cartman’s used Kenny more than
deed cartman’s used Kenny more than
deed cartman’s used Kenny more than enough times for this to be quite a
enough times for this to be quite a
enough times for this to be quite a fitting punishment in the end the
fitting punishment in the end the
fitting punishment in the end the fat-ass has to live with Kenny
fat-ass has to live with Kenny
fat-ass has to live with Kenny possessing him for the next few episodes
number eight
number eight he killed hippies it’s not pot hoes you
he killed hippies it’s not pot hoes you
he killed hippies it’s not pot hoes you need to worry about it’s pot heads the
need to worry about it’s pot heads the
need to worry about it’s pot heads the only people Cartman hates more than the
only people Cartman hates more than the
only people Cartman hates more than the Jews are hippies so much so that he acts
Jews are hippies so much so that he acts
Jews are hippies so much so that he acts as an exterminator driving them out of
as an exterminator driving them out of
as an exterminator driving them out of the neighborhood and locking them in his
the neighborhood and locking them in his
the neighborhood and locking them in his basement we’ve been down here for geez
basement we’ve been down here for geez
basement we’ve been down here for geez he thinks that hippies will overtake the
he thinks that hippies will overtake the
he thinks that hippies will overtake the town naturally he gets shrugged off and
town naturally he gets shrugged off and
town naturally he gets shrugged off and thrown in jail for keeping them hostage
thrown in jail for keeping them hostage
thrown in jail for keeping them hostage in a bitter twist he’s actually right
in a bitter twist he’s actually right
in a bitter twist he’s actually right about the takeover and the town has to
about the takeover and the town has to
about the takeover and the town has to beg him for help
beg him for help
beg him for help Cartman solution drive a giant drill
Cartman solution drive a giant drill
Cartman solution drive a giant drill through a crowd of hippies and chased
through a crowd of hippies and chased
through a crowd of hippies and chased the rest away with death metal music
the rest away with death metal music
the rest away with death metal music while he did save the day it only shows
while he did save the day it only shows
while he did save the day it only shows how fast he’s willing to murder without
how fast he’s willing to murder without
how fast he’s willing to murder without a second thought
a second thought
a second thought number seven he faked Tourette’s
number seven he faked Tourette’s
number seven he faked Tourette’s syndrome and every day he seems to get
syndrome and every day he seems to get
syndrome and every day he seems to get worse when Cartman learns about
worse when Cartman learns about
worse when Cartman learns about Tourette’s syndrome
Tourette’s syndrome
Tourette’s syndrome alright syndrome he thinks he’s found a
alright syndrome he thinks he’s found a
alright syndrome he thinks he’s found a golden ticket he starts claiming to have
golden ticket he starts claiming to have
golden ticket he starts claiming to have Tourette’s so that he can shout all the
Tourette’s so that he can shout all the
Tourette’s so that he can shout all the obscenities he wants and he only gets
obscenities he wants and he only gets
obscenities he wants and he only gets sympathetic praises for it while Kyle
sympathetic praises for it while Kyle
sympathetic praises for it while Kyle gets grief for actually calling him out
gets grief for actually calling him out
gets grief for actually calling him out it’s all a big game for Cartman and he
it’s all a big game for Cartman and he
it’s all a big game for Cartman and he plans to go all out on national
plans to go all out on national
plans to go all out on national television finally my wish of going
television finally my wish of going
television finally my wish of going public with my illness can come true
public with my illness can come true
public with my illness can come true however after going so long without a
however after going so long without a
however after going so long without a filter he starts blurting out
filter he starts blurting out
filter he starts blurting out embarrassing and personal secrets about
embarrassing and personal secrets about
embarrassing and personal secrets about himself and he can’t back out of the
himself and he can’t back out of the
himself and he can’t back out of the show now he learns too little too late
show now he learns too little too late
show now he learns too little too late about the trouble with faking a disorder
about the trouble with faking a disorder
about the trouble with faking a disorder as well as the benefit of having a
as well as the benefit of having a
as well as the benefit of having a filter but lucky for him Kyle and it
filter but lucky for him Kyle and it
filter but lucky for him Kyle and it verticies his life number 6
verticies his life number 6
verticies his life number 6 he debated having Kenny killed for his
he debated having Kenny killed for his
he debated having Kenny killed for his PSP Kenny has just bought the Sony PSP
PSP Kenny has just bought the Sony PSP
PSP Kenny has just bought the Sony PSP Cartman craves but he
Cartman craves but he
Cartman craves but he so invested in it he gets hit by a truck
so invested in it he gets hit by a truck
so invested in it he gets hit by a truck he leaves Cartman the PSP as well but
he leaves Cartman the PSP as well but
he leaves Cartman the PSP as well but Kenny is in a vegetative state meaning
Kenny is in a vegetative state meaning
Kenny is in a vegetative state meaning that until he actually dies no PSP for
that until he actually dies no PSP for
that until he actually dies no PSP for Cartman desperate to clean the gaming
Cartman desperate to clean the gaming
Cartman desperate to clean the gaming system
system
system Cartman goes over everyone’s heads to
Cartman goes over everyone’s heads to
Cartman goes over everyone’s heads to have them unplug Kenny but Stan and Kyle
have them unplug Kenny but Stan and Kyle
have them unplug Kenny but Stan and Kyle stand in his way
stand in his way
stand in his way Kenny tell me this one time that he
Kenny tell me this one time that he
Kenny tell me this one time that he wouldn’t want to be kept alive by
wouldn’t want to be kept alive by
wouldn’t want to be kept alive by feeding too sadly this Terry Schiavo
feeding too sadly this Terry Schiavo
feeding too sadly this Terry Schiavo inspired debate ends in Cartman’s favor
inspired debate ends in Cartman’s favor
inspired debate ends in Cartman’s favor they pull the plug and Kenny passes on
they pull the plug and Kenny passes on
they pull the plug and Kenny passes on again but while Cartman does get his way
again but while Cartman does get his way
again but while Cartman does get his way he may have inadvertently done Kenny a
he may have inadvertently done Kenny a
he may have inadvertently done Kenny a favor this bittersweet ending makes you
favor this bittersweet ending makes you
favor this bittersweet ending makes you wonder why are the boys friends with
wonder why are the boys friends with
wonder why are the boys friends with Carmen at all number five he became the
Carmen at all number five he became the
Carmen at all number five he became the new Hitler now in order to do what we
new Hitler now in order to do what we
new Hitler now in order to do what we all know needs to be done considering
all know needs to be done considering
all know needs to be done considering how many Jewish jokes he cracks it’s
how many Jewish jokes he cracks it’s
how many Jewish jokes he cracks it’s surprising this didn’t happen sooner
surprising this didn’t happen sooner
surprising this didn’t happen sooner after watching Mel Gibson’s The Passion
after watching Mel Gibson’s The Passion
after watching Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ Kyle admits three fateful
of the Christ Kyle admits three fateful
of the Christ Kyle admits three fateful words to Cartman you were right you were
words to Cartman you were right you were
words to Cartman you were right you were right all along
right all along
right all along stricken by hateful inspiration Cartman
stricken by hateful inspiration Cartman
stricken by hateful inspiration Cartman Don’s the attire of a certain Nazi
Don’s the attire of a certain Nazi
Don’s the attire of a certain Nazi leader and rallies some unsuspecting
leader and rallies some unsuspecting
leader and rallies some unsuspecting fans of the movie to partake in his new
fans of the movie to partake in his new
fans of the movie to partake in his new campaign they think he wants to spread
campaign they think he wants to spread
campaign they think he wants to spread the word of Christianity but we know his
the word of Christianity but we know his
the word of Christianity but we know his true intentions he and his new followers
true intentions he and his new followers
true intentions he and his new followers marched through the streets chanting in
marched through the streets chanting in
marched through the streets chanting in German about exterminating the Jews
German about exterminating the Jews
German about exterminating the Jews much fortunately this story has a happy
much fortunately this story has a happy
much fortunately this story has a happy ending
ending
ending Cartman’s cause is lost when his
Cartman’s cause is lost when his
Cartman’s cause is lost when his recruits realized that Mel Gibson is
recruits realized that Mel Gibson is
recruits realized that Mel Gibson is just plain Daffy my nipples are so
just plain Daffy my nipples are so
just plain Daffy my nipples are so tender don’t squeeze them any more
tender don’t squeeze them any more
tender don’t squeeze them any more number four he faked his way into the
number four he faked his way into the
number four he faked his way into the Special Olympics when Jimmy and Timmy
Special Olympics when Jimmy and Timmy
Special Olympics when Jimmy and Timmy announced they’ll be competing in the
announced they’ll be competing in the
announced they’ll be competing in the Special Olympics
Special Olympics
Special Olympics Cartman naturally laughs it off until he
Cartman naturally laughs it off until he
Cartman naturally laughs it off until he learns that the prize is $1,000
learns that the prize is $1,000
learns that the prize is $1,000 afterwards he goes out of his way to
afterwards he goes out of his way to
afterwards he goes out of his way to study the contestants so that he can
study the contestants so that he can
study the contestants so that he can pose as a mentally handicapped kid but a
pose as a mentally handicapped kid but a
pose as a mentally handicapped kid but a method actor Cartman is not ironic being
method actor Cartman is not ironic being
method actor Cartman is not ironic being at Special Olympics he tricks his mom
at Special Olympics he tricks his mom
at Special Olympics he tricks his mom into signing him up and he’s ready to
into signing him up and he’s ready to
into signing him up and he’s ready to win or so he thinks what he doesn’t
win or so he thinks what he doesn’t
win or so he thinks what he doesn’t realize is that the handicaps all have
realize is that the handicaps all have
realize is that the handicaps all have something he’ll never have actual
something he’ll never have actual
something he’ll never have actual athletic prowess
athletic prowess
athletic prowess not only does Cartman not win he comes
not only does Cartman not win he comes
not only does Cartman not win he comes in
in
in last in every event Oh the hilarious
last in every event Oh the hilarious
last in every event Oh the hilarious irony number three he went on a killing
irony number three he went on a killing
irony number three he went on a killing spree with Cthulhu this is inhumane fuck
spree with Cthulhu this is inhumane fuck
spree with Cthulhu this is inhumane fuck he would poop in here once again the
he would poop in here once again the
he would poop in here once again the boys donned their superhero attire and
boys donned their superhero attire and
boys donned their superhero attire and band together to form Coon and friends
band together to form Coon and friends
band together to form Coon and friends however after one too many selfish acts
however after one too many selfish acts
however after one too many selfish acts the others kicked Cartman slash Coon out
the others kicked Cartman slash Coon out
the others kicked Cartman slash Coon out of the club but keep the name he could
of the club but keep the name he could
of the club but keep the name he could just apologize and admit he was wrong
just apologize and admit he was wrong
just apologize and admit he was wrong but since it’s Cartman he instead
but since it’s Cartman he instead
but since it’s Cartman he instead manipulates the rampaging Dark Lord
manipulates the rampaging Dark Lord
manipulates the rampaging Dark Lord Cthulhu into teaming up with him to go
Cthulhu into teaming up with him to go
Cthulhu into teaming up with him to go on a massive killing spree continue this
on a massive killing spree continue this
on a massive killing spree continue this guy to using his kitten like
guy to using his kitten like
guy to using his kitten like adorableness he persuades the
adorableness he persuades the
adorableness he persuades the Lovecraftian monster to send his former
Lovecraftian monster to send his former
Lovecraftian monster to send his former friends to oblivion and lay waste to
friends to oblivion and lay waste to
friends to oblivion and lay waste to synagogues hippies and even Justin
synagogues hippies and even Justin
synagogues hippies and even Justin Bieber so douchebag he’s so convinced
Bieber so douchebag he’s so convinced
Bieber so douchebag he’s so convinced he’s doing the right thing but he’s
he’s doing the right thing but he’s
he’s doing the right thing but he’s actually just turned a simple game of
actually just turned a simple game of
actually just turned a simple game of superheroes into a genocide ulema t4u
superheroes into a genocide ulema t4u
superheroes into a genocide ulema t4u you’re making it a better place for you
you’re making it a better place for you
you’re making it a better place for you superheroes do number two he gave Kyle
superheroes do number two he gave Kyle
superheroes do number two he gave Kyle HIV it’s just like it is now Angela due
HIV it’s just like it is now Angela due
HIV it’s just like it is now Angela due to a freak accident during his
to a freak accident during his
to a freak accident during his tonsillectomy Cartman gets infected with
tonsillectomy Cartman gets infected with
tonsillectomy Cartman gets infected with HIV no one sees it as a big deal except
HIV no one sees it as a big deal except
HIV no one sees it as a big deal except Kyle who cannot stop laughing at how
Kyle who cannot stop laughing at how
Kyle who cannot stop laughing at how karma got him back unfortunately Cartman
karma got him back unfortunately Cartman
karma got him back unfortunately Cartman gets both mad and even he sneaks into
gets both mad and even he sneaks into
gets both mad and even he sneaks into Kyle’s house at night and drops a bit of
Kyle’s house at night and drops a bit of
Kyle’s house at night and drops a bit of his blood into Kyle’s mouth infecting
his blood into Kyle’s mouth infecting
his blood into Kyle’s mouth infecting him with the virus as well Kyle thinks
him with the virus as well Kyle thinks
him with the virus as well Kyle thinks that HIV is funny so we’re gonna make
that HIV is funny so we’re gonna make
that HIV is funny so we’re gonna make him look funny and then he’ll know how
him look funny and then he’ll know how
him look funny and then he’ll know how it feels to be laughed at with Kyle
it feels to be laughed at with Kyle
it feels to be laughed at with Kyle threatening to smash his xbox the two
threatening to smash his xbox the two
threatening to smash his xbox the two friends journey to find a cure which
friends journey to find a cure which
friends journey to find a cure which turns out to be money kind of an
turns out to be money kind of an
turns out to be money kind of an anticlimactic ending but this incident
anticlimactic ending but this incident
anticlimactic ending but this incident just goes to show how vindictive Cartman
just goes to show how vindictive Cartman
just goes to show how vindictive Cartman is he intentionally gave someone a
is he intentionally gave someone a
is he intentionally gave someone a disease just because they laughed at him
disease just because they laughed at him
disease just because they laughed at him and honestly can you really blame Kyle
and honestly can you really blame Kyle
and honestly can you really blame Kyle are you HIV positive before we reveal
are you HIV positive before we reveal
are you HIV positive before we reveal Cartman’s most despicable deed here are
Cartman’s most despicable deed here are
Cartman’s most despicable deed here are some honorable mentions well you are a
some honorable mentions well you are a
some honorable mentions well you are a little late like I don’t know maybe only
little late like I don’t know maybe only
little late like I don’t know maybe only one star late oh no no one sees you
one star late oh no no one sees you
one star late oh no no one sees you you’re scaring me
you’re scaring me
you’re scaring me okay you know hey you know babies dude
okay you know hey you know babies dude
okay you know hey you know babies dude putting butters Wiener in your mouth
putting butters Wiener in your mouth
putting butters Wiener in your mouth getting him because that makes butters
getting him because that makes butters
getting him because that makes butters gay now no dude that makes you gay I put
gay now no dude that makes you gay I put
gay now no dude that makes you gay I put the stem cells from all the fetuses I
the stem cells from all the fetuses I
the stem cells from all the fetuses I had next to Shaggy’s and they are
had next to Shaggy’s and they are
had next to Shaggy’s and they are replicating a new shaggy way
replicating a new shaggy way
replicating a new shaggy way number one he went overboard getting
number one he went overboard getting
number one he went overboard getting revenge on Scott tenorman eighth grader
revenge on Scott tenorman eighth grader
revenge on Scott tenorman eighth grader Scott tenorman hoodwinks Cartman and
Scott tenorman hoodwinks Cartman and
Scott tenorman hoodwinks Cartman and then humiliates him at first it looks
then humiliates him at first it looks
then humiliates him at first it looks like Cartman’s revenge will be some
like Cartman’s revenge will be some
like Cartman’s revenge will be some harebrained trap training a pony to
harebrained trap training a pony to
harebrained trap training a pony to attack him at a chili festival but when
attack him at a chili festival but when
attack him at a chili festival but when the two start eating chili Cartman drops
the two start eating chili Cartman drops
the two start eating chili Cartman drops the bomb he knew Scott would find out
the bomb he knew Scott would find out
the bomb he knew Scott would find out about the original plan after all Stan
about the original plan after all Stan
about the original plan after all Stan and Kyle ratted him out so he hatched an
and Kyle ratted him out so he hatched an
and Kyle ratted him out so he hatched an even more elaborate plan one that
even more elaborate plan one that
even more elaborate plan one that involved getting Scott’s parents
involved getting Scott’s parents
involved getting Scott’s parents murdered and that’s not even the worst
murdered and that’s not even the worst
murdered and that’s not even the worst part
part
part Cartman trick Scott into eating his own
Cartman trick Scott into eating his own
Cartman trick Scott into eating his own parents humiliates him in front of his
parents humiliates him in front of his
parents humiliates him in front of his favorite band and literally drinks the
favorite band and literally drinks the
favorite band and literally drinks the eighth graders tears cementing his
eighth graders tears cementing his
eighth graders tears cementing his evolution into a spiteful Machiavellian
evolution into a spiteful Machiavellian
evolution into a spiteful Machiavellian monster do you agree with our picks
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