well anyone can make music these days it doesn’t mean that everybody should
doesn’t mean that everybody should
doesn’t mean that everybody should welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 worst songs by the Paul Brothers let me
worst songs by the Paul Brothers let me
worst songs by the Paul Brothers let me just start off by saying I think my
just start off by saying I think my
just start off by saying I think my brother’s an idiot true and he can be a
brother’s an idiot true and he can be a
brother’s an idiot true and he can be a real dick sometimes
real dick sometimes
real dick sometimes also true before we begin we publish new
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for more great content for this list we’re looking at the biggest crimes
we’re looking at the biggest crimes
we’re looking at the biggest crimes against music perpetuated by Jake and
against music perpetuated by Jake and
against music perpetuated by Jake and Logan Paul we’re basing our choices on a
Logan Paul we’re basing our choices on a
Logan Paul we’re basing our choices on a mix of questionable lyrics incessant
mix of questionable lyrics incessant
mix of questionable lyrics incessant product placement and how difficult each
product placement and how difficult each
product placement and how difficult each song is to listen to in its entirety
number 10
number 10 santé diss track Logan Paul from the
santé diss track Logan Paul from the
santé diss track Logan Paul from the outset of this holiday rap track Logan
outset of this holiday rap track Logan
outset of this holiday rap track Logan Paul is clearly just trying to make a
Paul is clearly just trying to make a
Paul is clearly just trying to make a commercial for his products I got a
commercial for his products I got a
commercial for his products I got a message for Santa ready
message for Santa ready
message for Santa ready relay this though the title suggests
relay this though the title suggests
relay this though the title suggests Logan is making a cheeky hip-hop song
Logan is making a cheeky hip-hop song
Logan is making a cheeky hip-hop song against Santa over half the song is
against Santa over half the song is
against Santa over half the song is about Paul’s merchandise Christmas from
about Paul’s merchandise Christmas from
about Paul’s merchandise Christmas from the corner get your merch Lincoln boy
the corner get your merch Lincoln boy
the corner get your merch Lincoln boy this is about santa’s weight and
this is about santa’s weight and
this is about santa’s weight and criminal like activity are weak and he
criminal like activity are weak and he
criminal like activity are weak and he often sneaks in plugs for his backpacks
often sneaks in plugs for his backpacks
often sneaks in plugs for his backpacks well the song doesn’t sound as bad as
well the song doesn’t sound as bad as
well the song doesn’t sound as bad as say any of Jake’s Christmas songs
say any of Jake’s Christmas songs
say any of Jake’s Christmas songs Logan’s lazy writing makes it nearly
Logan’s lazy writing makes it nearly
Logan’s lazy writing makes it nearly unbearable between his repetitive
unbearable between his repetitive
unbearable between his repetitive backing track and commercialization of
backing track and commercialization of
backing track and commercialization of the holidays Logan manages to make
the holidays Logan manages to make
the holidays Logan manages to make Yuletide music even more annoying daddy
Yuletide music even more annoying daddy
Yuletide music even more annoying daddy Paul yeah Merry Christmas
Paul yeah Merry Christmas
Paul yeah Merry Christmas number 9 Ohio fried chicken Jake Paul
number 9 Ohio fried chicken Jake Paul
number 9 Ohio fried chicken Jake Paul featuring team 10 Jake Paul March
featuring team 10 Jake Paul March
featuring team 10 Jake Paul March Lincoln pile Jake Paul’s ode to Ohio
Lincoln pile Jake Paul’s ode to Ohio
Lincoln pile Jake Paul’s ode to Ohio farm life carries the hip hop attitude
farm life carries the hip hop attitude
farm life carries the hip hop attitude you’d expect but his yokel character
you’d expect but his yokel character
you’d expect but his yokel character seems more insulting than inspiring
yeah jake has never been a great
yeah jake has never been a great vocalist but hearing him sing while
vocalist but hearing him sing while
vocalist but hearing him sing while attempting an accent is absolute torture
attempting an accent is absolute torture
attempting an accent is absolute torture the offense of hick jokes run out of
the offense of hick jokes run out of
the offense of hick jokes run out of steam fast and team 10 eventually resort
steam fast and team 10 eventually resort
steam fast and team 10 eventually resort to naming off farm equipment and animals
to naming off farm equipment and animals
to naming off farm equipment and animals [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Jake Paul even opens his song by saying
Jake Paul even opens his song by saying
Jake Paul even opens his song by saying Murch Lincoln bio even with Paul’s
Murch Lincoln bio even with Paul’s
Murch Lincoln bio even with Paul’s massive following Ohio Fried Chicken has
massive following Ohio Fried Chicken has
massive following Ohio Fried Chicken has amassed over 300,000 dislikes and
amassed over 300,000 dislikes and
amassed over 300,000 dislikes and Counting while Paul talks about Ohio
Counting while Paul talks about Ohio
Counting while Paul talks about Ohio pride his obnoxious performance doesn’t
pride his obnoxious performance doesn’t
pride his obnoxious performance doesn’t do the state any favours number 8 the
do the state any favours number 8 the
do the state any favours number 8 the fall of Jake Paul Logan Paul featuring
fall of Jake Paul Logan Paul featuring
fall of Jake Paul Logan Paul featuring why don’t we Jake’s diss track about his
why don’t we Jake’s diss track about his
why don’t we Jake’s diss track about his brother Logan fired back with a song
brother Logan fired back with a song
brother Logan fired back with a song that was almost as bad
that was almost as bad
that was almost as bad Logan Paul’s insults sound like pulled
Logan Paul’s insults sound like pulled
Logan Paul’s insults sound like pulled punches and he spends half the track
punches and he spends half the track
punches and he spends half the track proving that Jake is actually successful
proving that Jake is actually successful
proving that Jake is actually successful I’ll admit you’ve got money you got bars
I’ll admit you’ve got money you got bars
I’ll admit you’ve got money you got bars you got chicks what sure the production
you got chicks what sure the production
you got chicks what sure the production is also insanely loud and the second
is also insanely loud and the second
is also insanely loud and the second section feels like a different song
section feels like a different song
section feels like a different song altogether why don’t we drift repeatedly
altogether why don’t we drift repeatedly
altogether why don’t we drift repeatedly in their verse and the truck pauses
in their verse and the truck pauses
in their verse and the truck pauses after each of their lines
after each of their lines
after each of their lines Logan’s choice to end a song with an
Logan’s choice to end a song with an
Logan’s choice to end a song with an apology makes it all the more obvious
apology makes it all the more obvious
apology makes it all the more obvious how manufactured the brothers feud
how manufactured the brothers feud
how manufactured the brothers feud actually is it means so much to me when
actually is it means so much to me when
actually is it means so much to me when I see you guys wearing my merch despite
I see you guys wearing my merch despite
I see you guys wearing my merch despite all its faults the track has earned over
all its faults the track has earned over
all its faults the track has earned over 70 million views about the music stop
70 million views about the music stop
70 million views about the music stop [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number seven I love you bro
number seven I love you bro
number seven I love you bro Jake Paul featuring Logan Paul at the
Jake Paul featuring Logan Paul at the
Jake Paul featuring Logan Paul at the tail end of the Paul Brothers drama
tail end of the Paul Brothers drama
tail end of the Paul Brothers drama Jake Paul released his own song to
Jake Paul released his own song to
Jake Paul released his own song to smooth things over Jake’s vocals aren’t
smooth things over Jake’s vocals aren’t
smooth things over Jake’s vocals aren’t so even however as his use of auto-tune
so even however as his use of auto-tune
so even however as his use of auto-tune is still brutally off-key the guitar
is still brutally off-key the guitar
is still brutally off-key the guitar field backing track behind the brothers
field backing track behind the brothers
field backing track behind the brothers is as generic as their rapping and the
is as generic as their rapping and the
is as generic as their rapping and the track often sounds like a parody of the
track often sounds like a parody of the
track often sounds like a parody of the chainsmokers
chainsmokers
chainsmokers cheer enough says I switch the flow I
cheer enough says I switch the flow I
cheer enough says I switch the flow I messed up and it doesn’t let go
messed up and it doesn’t let go
messed up and it doesn’t let go the songs potential to be catchy is also
the songs potential to be catchy is also
the songs potential to be catchy is also undercut by the duo’s consistently
undercut by the duo’s consistently
undercut by the duo’s consistently monotone delivery and bad sense of
monotone delivery and bad sense of
monotone delivery and bad sense of rhythm well the brothers message of love
rhythm well the brothers message of love
rhythm well the brothers message of love and family would be heartwarming their
and family would be heartwarming their
and family would be heartwarming their fabricated drama and product placement
fabricated drama and product placement
fabricated drama and product placement rings hollow let’s make member six
rings hollow let’s make member six
rings hollow let’s make member six YouTube stars dis track Jake Paul just
YouTube stars dis track Jake Paul just
YouTube stars dis track Jake Paul just from the small town in an effort to
from the small town in an effort to
from the small town in an effort to fight back against his negative media
fight back against his negative media
fight back against his negative media attention
attention
attention Jake Paul made a track to show what the
Jake Paul made a track to show what the
Jake Paul made a track to show what the news hasn’t said about him
news hasn’t said about him
news hasn’t said about him Jake quickly mentions his charity work
Jake quickly mentions his charity work
Jake quickly mentions his charity work and even tugs at heartstrings with a
and even tugs at heartstrings with a
and even tugs at heartstrings with a make-a-wish story though Paul’s
make-a-wish story though Paul’s
make-a-wish story though Paul’s philanthropic work is certainly
philanthropic work is certainly
philanthropic work is certainly praiseworthy bragging about it for
praiseworthy bragging about it for
praiseworthy bragging about it for sympathy really cheapens his actions
sympathy really cheapens his actions
sympathy really cheapens his actions Jake’s claim about Selena Gomez getting
Jake’s claim about Selena Gomez getting
Jake’s claim about Selena Gomez getting praised for leaving Disney falls flat as
praised for leaving Disney falls flat as
praised for leaving Disney falls flat as well
well
well since he himself was fired for
since he himself was fired for
since he himself was fired for disturbing a neighborhood
disturbing a neighborhood
disturbing a neighborhood [Music]
[Music]
[Music] didn’t dog her but now you don’t
didn’t dog her but now you don’t
didn’t dog her but now you don’t while the beats on this track work well
while the beats on this track work well
while the beats on this track work well Paul singing over every chorus is so off
Paul singing over every chorus is so off
Paul singing over every chorus is so off that even auto-tune can’t save it number
that even auto-tune can’t save it number
that even auto-tune can’t save it number five the rise of the Paul’s Logan Paul
five the rise of the Paul’s Logan Paul
five the rise of the Paul’s Logan Paul featuring Jake Paul the trap vibe on
featuring Jake Paul the trap vibe on
featuring Jake Paul the trap vibe on this track was already annoying by the
this track was already annoying by the
this track was already annoying by the time the song came out and it’s mixed so
time the song came out and it’s mixed so
time the song came out and it’s mixed so loudly that it’s barely listenable
loudly that it’s barely listenable
loudly that it’s barely listenable although their verse about other
although their verse about other
although their verse about other youtubers is on point the rest of the
youtubers is on point the rest of the
youtubers is on point the rest of the lyrics feel random Logan’s lying about
lyrics feel random Logan’s lying about
lyrics feel random Logan’s lying about his brothers Disney contract quickly
his brothers Disney contract quickly
his brothers Disney contract quickly became a joke as well when Jake was
became a joke as well when Jake was
became a joke as well when Jake was terminated barely a month after the song
terminated barely a month after the song
terminated barely a month after the song came out the contract Logan and Jake’s
came out the contract Logan and Jake’s
came out the contract Logan and Jake’s bickering in the spoken-word section is
bickering in the spoken-word section is
bickering in the spoken-word section is also inaccessible if you haven’t watched
also inaccessible if you haven’t watched
also inaccessible if you haven’t watched all their videos this is a hypocritical
all their videos this is a hypocritical
all their videos this is a hypocritical them does I just made a video about not
them does I just made a video about not
them does I just made a video about not hating on people yeah I know I saw the
hating on people yeah I know I saw the
hating on people yeah I know I saw the video yeah while the Paul’s have done
video yeah while the Paul’s have done
video yeah while the Paul’s have done several collaborations together they’re
several collaborations together they’re
several collaborations together they’re boasting and genre hopping is at its
boasting and genre hopping is at its
boasting and genre hopping is at its worst on this track they make a mean
worst on this track they make a mean
worst on this track they make a mean stop Logan never come out number four
stop Logan never come out number four
stop Logan never come out number four Saturday night Jake Paul featuring Nick
Saturday night Jake Paul featuring Nick
Saturday night Jake Paul featuring Nick Crompton and Chad tapper but you do it
Crompton and Chad tapper but you do it
Crompton and Chad tapper but you do it this Saturday night
this Saturday night
this Saturday night Jake Paul southern accent was bad enough
Jake Paul southern accent was bad enough
Jake Paul southern accent was bad enough on a country track but Saturday night
on a country track but Saturday night
on a country track but Saturday night made it genuinely intolerable Saturday I
made it genuinely intolerable Saturday I
made it genuinely intolerable Saturday I can’t quite take me back to the good old
can’t quite take me back to the good old
can’t quite take me back to the good old days though Jake has the best flow in
days though Jake has the best flow in
days though Jake has the best flow in the song his goofy voice doesn’t even
the song his goofy voice doesn’t even
the song his goofy voice doesn’t even fit his lyrics the songs catchy hook
fit his lyrics the songs catchy hook
fit his lyrics the songs catchy hook also becomes irritating since everyone
also becomes irritating since everyone
also becomes irritating since everyone but Jake just repeats Saturday night in
but Jake just repeats Saturday night in
but Jake just repeats Saturday night in every line of the song to a degree of
every line of the song to a degree of
every line of the song to a degree of Nick Crompton’s delivery is hilariously
Nick Crompton’s delivery is hilariously
Nick Crompton’s delivery is hilariously dry and as lyrics mostly list British
dry and as lyrics mostly list British
dry and as lyrics mostly list British stereotypes driving on the left side of
stereotypes driving on the left side of
stereotypes driving on the left side of the road tonight on the English side a
the road tonight on the English side a
the road tonight on the English side a nigh despite Jake’s devoted fandom the
nigh despite Jake’s devoted fandom the
nigh despite Jake’s devoted fandom the song has also earned several thousand
song has also earned several thousand
song has also earned several thousand more dislikes than likes while Saturday
more dislikes than likes while Saturday
more dislikes than likes while Saturday night features one of Jake’s few decent
night features one of Jake’s few decent
night features one of Jake’s few decent backing tracks the combined messiness of
backing tracks the combined messiness of
backing tracks the combined messiness of the vocals utterly ruins it but you do
the vocals utterly ruins it but you do
the vocals utterly ruins it but you do it Saturday night
it Saturday night
it Saturday night me and you this Saturday night number
me and you this Saturday night number
me and you this Saturday night number three the Jake Pollard’s song
three the Jake Pollard’s song
three the Jake Pollard’s song Jake Paul instead of celebrating his
Jake Paul instead of celebrating his
Jake Paul instead of celebrating his success in legions of followers in a
success in legions of followers in a
success in legions of followers in a classy way Jake Paul spent two minutes
classy way Jake Paul spent two minutes
classy way Jake Paul spent two minutes boasting about his own awesomeness so
boasting about his own awesomeness so
boasting about his own awesomeness so this track is pretty typical of Jake’s
this track is pretty typical of Jake’s
this track is pretty typical of Jake’s production the words read like a musical
production the words read like a musical
production the words read like a musical advertisement for his brand many of
advertisement for his brand many of
advertisement for his brand many of Paul’s mature lyrics also feel
Paul’s mature lyrics also feel
Paul’s mature lyrics also feel inappropriate considering most of his
inappropriate considering most of his
inappropriate considering most of his fans are actually children this said
fans are actually children this said
fans are actually children this said these same children also helped the
these same children also helped the
these same children also helped the track briefly become the number one
track briefly become the number one
track briefly become the number one trending video on YouTube Jake’s massive
trending video on YouTube Jake’s massive
trending video on YouTube Jake’s massive ego really hurts the song however since
ego really hurts the song however since
ego really hurts the song however since he acknowledges himself more than his
he acknowledges himself more than his
he acknowledges himself more than his own fans throughout
own fans throughout
own fans throughout [Music]
number two no gang sucks
number two no gang sucks Jake Jake Paul’s diss tracks have never
Jake Jake Paul’s diss tracks have never
Jake Jake Paul’s diss tracks have never left any deep cuts but he doesn’t even
left any deep cuts but he doesn’t even
left any deep cuts but he doesn’t even sound like he’s trying on low gang sucks
sound like he’s trying on low gang sucks
sound like he’s trying on low gang sucks Jake’s insults are often far too general
Jake’s insults are often far too general
Jake’s insults are often far too general and his hyper specific digs at Logan
and his hyper specific digs at Logan
and his hyper specific digs at Logan rarely pack a punch for the average fan
[Music]
[Music] even the songs best lines missed the
even the songs best lines missed the
even the songs best lines missed the mark as Paul goes widely off tempo
mark as Paul goes widely off tempo
mark as Paul goes widely off tempo throughout the track Jake’s help me help
throughout the track Jake’s help me help
throughout the track Jake’s help me help you joke is surprisingly clever but he
you joke is surprisingly clever but he
you joke is surprisingly clever but he repeats it to death by the end of the
repeats it to death by the end of the
repeats it to death by the end of the song Jake’s viewership numbers certainly
song Jake’s viewership numbers certainly
song Jake’s viewership numbers certainly don’t lie either as low gang sucks is
don’t lie either as low gang sucks is
don’t lie either as low gang sucks is one of the most hated songs on his
one of the most hated songs on his
one of the most hated songs on his channel before we get to our top pick
channel before we get to our top pick
channel before we get to our top pick here are a few dishonorable mentions the
here are a few dishonorable mentions the
here are a few dishonorable mentions the watch with looking so good and I’m
watch with looking so good and I’m
watch with looking so good and I’m feeling even better he’s feeling like a
feeling even better he’s feeling like a
feeling even better he’s feeling like a rain storm you said I got patty but she
rain storm you said I got patty but she
rain storm you said I got patty but she ain’t talking Gotti house just can’t get
ain’t talking Gotti house just can’t get
ain’t talking Gotti house just can’t get you out of mind
you out of mind
you out of mind no I’m not saying that this little dude
no I’m not saying that this little dude
no I’m not saying that this little dude is Martin Luther King but I’m not saying
is Martin Luther King but I’m not saying
is Martin Luther King but I’m not saying that he’s not it’s not a sure thing you
that he’s not it’s not a sure thing you
that he’s not it’s not a sure thing you don’t know I don’t know now who are you
don’t know I don’t know now who are you
don’t know I don’t know now who are you to say that this kid ain’t him okay or
to say that this kid ain’t him okay or
to say that this kid ain’t him okay or even Kanye number one it’s everyday bro
even Kanye number one it’s everyday bro
even Kanye number one it’s everyday bro Jake Paul featuring team 10 dig Paul’s
Jake Paul featuring team 10 dig Paul’s
Jake Paul featuring team 10 dig Paul’s frat boy swagger is off-putting in all
frat boy swagger is off-putting in all
frat boy swagger is off-putting in all his videos but in its everyday bro
his videos but in its everyday bro
his videos but in its everyday bro he reached his peak Jake’s repeated
yells sounds so genuinely demented and
yells sounds so genuinely demented and his guest vocalists get worse and worse
his guest vocalists get worse and worse
his guest vocalists get worse and worse Nick Crompton’s words are barely audible
Nick Crompton’s words are barely audible
Nick Crompton’s words are barely audible in this track and his England is my city
in this track and his England is my city
in this track and his England is my city line became a joke of its own Jake’s
line became a joke of its own Jake’s
line became a joke of its own Jake’s brag about selling merch like a god
brag about selling merch like a god
brag about selling merch like a god Church is just as confusing as it is
Church is just as confusing as it is
Church is just as confusing as it is offensive
with so many mismatched elements in one
with so many mismatched elements in one song the track has racked up a whopping
song the track has racked up a whopping
song the track has racked up a whopping three million dislikes but it’s two
three million dislikes but it’s two
three million dislikes but it’s two million likes to shame
million likes to shame
million likes to shame [Music]
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