
racing games are almost as old as gaming itself but that doesn’t exempt the genre
itself but that doesn’t exempt the genre
itself but that doesn’t exempt the genre from a few flat tires welcome to
from a few flat tires welcome to
from a few flat tires welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 worst racing games of all time number 10
worst racing games of all time number 10
worst racing games of all time number 10 Pokemon – who came on is beloved in the
Pokemon – who came on is beloved in the
Pokemon – who came on is beloved in the hearts of many but – is an example of
hearts of many but – is an example of
hearts of many but – is an example of how the name on the box doesn’t always
how the name on the box doesn’t always
how the name on the box doesn’t always mean a quality product Pokemon and the
mean a quality product Pokemon and the
mean a quality product Pokemon and the DS seem like a natural fit but as a
DS seem like a natural fit but as a
DS seem like a natural fit but as a launch title
launch title
launch title – didn’t leave the best impression on
– didn’t leave the best impression on
– didn’t leave the best impression on gamers due to its infuriating control
gamers due to its infuriating control
gamers due to its infuriating control scheme Pikachu the only Pokemon you can
scheme Pikachu the only Pokemon you can
scheme Pikachu the only Pokemon you can play as is controlled by swiping the
play as is controlled by swiping the
play as is controlled by swiping the stylus in whichever direction you please
stylus in whichever direction you please
stylus in whichever direction you please the problem after a few races your hand
the problem after a few races your hand
the problem after a few races your hand can become tired and kind of painful
those with the willpower to carry on
those with the willpower to carry on will also find that the game could be
will also find that the game could be
will also find that the game could be finished within a few hours lucky you
only you can make Pikachu run number
only you can make Pikachu run number nine hot wheels beat that
this next racing game puts you in the
this next racing game puts you in the driving seat of a small toy car past
driving seat of a small toy car past
driving seat of a small toy car past that there’s not much else to say
that there’s not much else to say
that there’s not much else to say touchdown the game is emphatically
touchdown the game is emphatically
touchdown the game is emphatically uninspired
uninspired
uninspired despite the uniqueness of its premise
despite the uniqueness of its premise
despite the uniqueness of its premise with vehicles so small developers could
with vehicles so small developers could
with vehicles so small developers could have let their creative juices flow and
have let their creative juices flow and
have let their creative juices flow and produced some truly extraordinary tracks
produced some truly extraordinary tracks
produced some truly extraordinary tracks instead the game features four bland
instead the game features four bland
instead the game features four bland unimaginative locales and the gameplay
unimaginative locales and the gameplay
unimaginative locales and the gameplay itself is no better with clunky
itself is no better with clunky
itself is no better with clunky collision mechanics that cause your
collision mechanics that cause your
collision mechanics that cause your vehicle to jump flip and burnout if the
vehicle to jump flip and burnout if the
vehicle to jump flip and burnout if the slightest tap from another car or object
there are thousands of other racing
there are thousands of other racing games that have this monstrosity beaten
games that have this monstrosity beaten
games that have this monstrosity beaten despite its title car eliminated
despite its title car eliminated
despite its title car eliminated number eight spirit of speed 1937
published by LJN need i say more
published by LJN need i say more this horrific title takes players back
this horrific title takes players back
this horrific title takes players back to the 1930s during the birth of moto
to the 1930s during the birth of moto
to the 1930s during the birth of moto sport for a game with the word speed in
sport for a game with the word speed in
sport for a game with the word speed in the title
the title
the title it’s funny how slowly your will to live
it’s funny how slowly your will to live
it’s funny how slowly your will to live will be sapped away as you endure this
will be sapped away as you endure this
will be sapped away as you endure this mundane racing experience unbearable
mundane racing experience unbearable
mundane racing experience unbearable load times and preposterous physics make
load times and preposterous physics make
load times and preposterous physics make this game nearly unplayable while ugly
this game nearly unplayable while ugly
this game nearly unplayable while ugly visuals and infuriating sound effects
visuals and infuriating sound effects
visuals and infuriating sound effects will drive you insane in no time
will drive you insane in no time
will drive you insane in no time there are literally almost no redeeming
there are literally almost no redeeming
there are literally almost no redeeming factors about this one
the third attempt at a racing game from
the third attempt at a racing game from dated design interactive following 2005
dated design interactive following 2005
dated design interactive following 2005 s action girls racing and January 2008
s action girls racing and January 2008
s action girls racing and January 2008 is Billy the wizard rocket broomstick
is Billy the wizard rocket broomstick
is Billy the wizard rocket broomstick racing mythmakers puts you in control of
racing mythmakers puts you in control of
racing mythmakers puts you in control of several fairytale s creatures the game
several fairytale s creatures the game
several fairytale s creatures the game is pretty good for children but anyone
is pretty good for children but anyone
is pretty good for children but anyone old enough to notice that devastating
old enough to notice that devastating
old enough to notice that devastating collision detection will notice that
collision detection will notice that
collision detection will notice that this game is nearly unplayable at the
this game is nearly unplayable at the
this game is nearly unplayable at the slightest bump rocket broomstick racing
slightest bump rocket broomstick racing
slightest bump rocket broomstick racing and action girls racing are terrible
and action girls racing are terrible
and action girls racing are terrible games in their own right but mythmakers
games in their own right but mythmakers
games in their own right but mythmakers adds insult to injury by showing
adds insult to injury by showing
adds insult to injury by showing glimpses of potential making the poorer
glimpses of potential making the poorer
glimpses of potential making the poorer parts of the game stick out even worse
number six fast and furious showdown now
number six fast and furious showdown now not me for a movie franchise that prides
not me for a movie franchise that prides
not me for a movie franchise that prides itself on sensational izing racing
itself on sensational izing racing
itself on sensational izing racing showdown as a failure at having anything
showdown as a failure at having anything
showdown as a failure at having anything to do with the words sensational or
to do with the words sensational or
to do with the words sensational or racing
it’s a collaboration of humdrum shooting
it’s a collaboration of humdrum shooting mechanics hilariously poor graphics and
mechanics hilariously poor graphics and
mechanics hilariously poor graphics and lackluster driving
besides the name the game features
besides the name the game features little to do with being fast and/or
little to do with being fast and/or
little to do with being fast and/or furious with most races being completed
furious with most races being completed
furious with most races being completed at fairly regular speed it’s clear to
at fairly regular speed it’s clear to
at fairly regular speed it’s clear to see that the developers of this game
see that the developers of this game
see that the developers of this game tried to capture the chaotic nature of
tried to capture the chaotic nature of
tried to capture the chaotic nature of the movie franchise but instead they’ve
the movie franchise but instead they’ve
the movie franchise but instead they’ve created a buggy uninspired
created a buggy uninspired
created a buggy uninspired eyesore just play Need for Speed
eyesore just play Need for Speed
eyesore just play Need for Speed Underground instead Toretto’s crew lives
Underground instead Toretto’s crew lives
Underground instead Toretto’s crew lives by a code they’re like a family I don’t
by a code they’re like a family I don’t
by a code they’re like a family I don’t move I’m at number five Sonic our Sonic
move I’m at number five Sonic our Sonic
move I’m at number five Sonic our Sonic the Hedgehog and racing games should go
the Hedgehog and racing games should go
the Hedgehog and racing games should go hand in hand but the only thing fast
hand in hand but the only thing fast
hand in hand but the only thing fast about this title is how quickly you’ll
about this title is how quickly you’ll
about this title is how quickly you’ll complete it
there’s truly no substance both in
there’s truly no substance both in length and in gameplay with five tracks
length and in gameplay with five tracks
length and in gameplay with five tracks three modes consisting of single-player
three modes consisting of single-player
three modes consisting of single-player multiplayer and time trial and into void
multiplayer and time trial and into void
multiplayer and time trial and into void lack of characters despite Sonic’s rich
lack of characters despite Sonic’s rich
lack of characters despite Sonic’s rich cast Sega and Sonic Team tried to remedy
cast Sega and Sonic Team tried to remedy
cast Sega and Sonic Team tried to remedy this grew up with the sonic Rider series
this grew up with the sonic Rider series
this grew up with the sonic Rider series but eventually ended up sinking Matt
but eventually ended up sinking Matt
but eventually ended up sinking Matt series two with their unresponsive sonic
series two with their unresponsive sonic
series two with their unresponsive sonic freeriders for the Kinect Oh
freeriders for the Kinect Oh
freeriders for the Kinect Oh Sega number four Eminem’s kart racing
hey racing games simply aren’t enough
hey racing games simply aren’t enough when the races are a case of getting
when the races are a case of getting
when the races are a case of getting from point A to point B and that’s
from point A to point B and that’s
from point A to point B and that’s exactly where Eminem’s kart racing goes
exactly where Eminem’s kart racing goes
exactly where Eminem’s kart racing goes wrong no items no shortcuts and no other
wrong no items no shortcuts and no other
wrong no items no shortcuts and no other gameplay mechanics that you typically
gameplay mechanics that you typically
gameplay mechanics that you typically see in other titles of the same genre
see in other titles of the same genre
see in other titles of the same genre make the core gameplay of this title
make the core gameplay of this title
make the core gameplay of this title extremely boring
add in cramped claustrophobic track
add in cramped claustrophobic track design and horrific collision detection
design and horrific collision detection
design and horrific collision detection on top of that and you have a terribly
on top of that and you have a terribly
on top of that and you have a terribly mundane title it’s about as entertaining
mundane title it’s about as entertaining
mundane title it’s about as entertaining as you’d expect from a game based on
as you’d expect from a game based on
as you’d expect from a game based on candy okay that is bad bad drive on this
candy okay that is bad bad drive on this
candy okay that is bad bad drive on this is not like I’ll at all
number three crazy frog racer Necco
number three crazy frog racer Necco entertainments crazy frog racer puts you
entertainments crazy frog racer puts you
entertainments crazy frog racer puts you in control of the titular annoying
in control of the titular annoying
in control of the titular annoying amphibian as well as eight other
amphibian as well as eight other
amphibian as well as eight other characters from the crazy frog universe
characters from the crazy frog universe
characters from the crazy frog universe what fun unfortunately this is as
what fun unfortunately this is as
what fun unfortunately this is as diverse as the game gets with tracks
diverse as the game gets with tracks
diverse as the game gets with tracks that all feel the same look the same and
that all feel the same look the same and
that all feel the same look the same and play the same not only this but once you
play the same not only this but once you
play the same not only this but once you get a decent enough lead ahead of your
get a decent enough lead ahead of your
get a decent enough lead ahead of your adversaries you’re not likely to ever
adversaries you’re not likely to ever
adversaries you’re not likely to ever see them again
see them again
see them again can a brother get a rubber band here
it’s dull it’s ugly and it’s as much fun
it’s dull it’s ugly and it’s as much fun as you’d expect a crazy for all game to
as you’d expect a crazy for all game to
as you’d expect a crazy for all game to be oh and there is a sequel and for that
be oh and there is a sequel and for that
be oh and there is a sequel and for that they literally recycled the tracks from
they literally recycled the tracks from
they literally recycled the tracks from the first game and just replace the
the first game and just replace the
the first game and just replace the textures to give it a new theme but the
textures to give it a new theme but the
textures to give it a new theme but the layout is exactly the same as are the
layout is exactly the same as are the
layout is exactly the same as are the driving mechanics that means it’s the
driving mechanics that means it’s the
driving mechanics that means it’s the exact same game with a different
exact same game with a different
exact same game with a different cosmetic look fail number to the zoo
cosmetic look fail number to the zoo
cosmetic look fail number to the zoo race second place on our list is a
race second place on our list is a
race second place on our list is a racing game based on the biblical tale
racing game based on the biblical tale
racing game based on the biblical tale of Noah’s Ark putting you in control of
of Noah’s Ark putting you in control of
of Noah’s Ark putting you in control of several poorly modeled animals such as
several poorly modeled animals such as
several poorly modeled animals such as Priscilla the pig Cain the Cougar and
Priscilla the pig Cain the Cougar and
Priscilla the pig Cain the Cougar and Hannah the horse if that doesn’t sound
Hannah the horse if that doesn’t sound
Hannah the horse if that doesn’t sound fun enough you’re forced to race around
fun enough you’re forced to race around
fun enough you’re forced to race around a poorly designed track with no map or
a poorly designed track with no map or
a poorly designed track with no map or any indication of the whereabouts of the
any indication of the whereabouts of the
any indication of the whereabouts of the finish line
topping it all off you’re made to endure
topping it all off you’re made to endure horrific sound effects that make the
horrific sound effects that make the
horrific sound effects that make the game sound more like a slaughterhouse
game sound more like a slaughterhouse
game sound more like a slaughterhouse than a racing title the glitchy
than a racing title the glitchy
than a racing title the glitchy animations lack of physics and that
animations lack of physics and that
animations lack of physics and that cutscene make this completely unplayable
cutscene make this completely unplayable
cutscene make this completely unplayable they said something then it started
they said something then it started
they said something then it started again
before we unveil our top pick here if
before we unveil our top pick here if you dis honorable mentions
big rigs is absurd in every sense of the
big rigs is absurd in every sense of the word it’s difficult to mention one
word it’s difficult to mention one
word it’s difficult to mention one mechanic in this game that actually
mechanic in this game that actually
mechanic in this game that actually works let’s list out what doesn’t work
works let’s list out what doesn’t work
works let’s list out what doesn’t work then collision detection what’s that
gravity no cliff will slow down this big
gravity no cliff will slow down this big rig the track night ride that just
rig the track night ride that just
rig the track night ride that just crashes the game how about the
crashes the game how about the
crashes the game how about the developers spellchecker
developers spellchecker
developers spellchecker ain’t nobody got time for your winner
ain’t nobody got time for your winner
ain’t nobody got time for your winner sound effects well just one will do have
sound effects well just one will do have
sound effects well just one will do have a listen sure this game may seem like
a listen sure this game may seem like
a listen sure this game may seem like low-hanging fruit but come on it’s
low-hanging fruit but come on it’s
low-hanging fruit but come on it’s almost glorious and how bad it is do you
almost glorious and how bad it is do you
almost glorious and how bad it is do you agree with our list right skies
agree with our list right skies
agree with our list right skies what was the worst racing game you’ve
what was the worst racing game you’ve
what was the worst racing game you’ve ever played for more great top 10s
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