[Music] their graphics might be 3d but that
their graphics might be 3d but that
their graphics might be 3d but that doesn’t mean everything else is anything
doesn’t mean everything else is anything
doesn’t mean everything else is anything but one-dimensional welcome to
but one-dimensional welcome to
but one-dimensional welcome to watchmojo.com and today I’ll be counting
watchmojo.com and today I’ll be counting
watchmojo.com and today I’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 worst 3d F
down our picks for the top 10 worst 3d F
down our picks for the top 10 worst 3d F game for this list we’re taking a look
game for this list we’re taking a look
game for this list we’re taking a look at games for any iteration of Nintendo’s
at games for any iteration of Nintendo’s
at games for any iteration of Nintendo’s handheld console that are bad in any way
handheld console that are bad in any way
handheld console that are bad in any way that you can conceive for gameplay
that you can conceive for gameplay
that you can conceive for gameplay glitches low replay value ugly graphics
glitches low replay value ugly graphics
glitches low replay value ugly graphics and useless stories we’ll all be playing
and useless stories we’ll all be playing
and useless stories we’ll all be playing a starring role here hey game data test
number 10 wreck-it Ralph that’s me
number 10 wreck-it Ralph that’s me wreck-it Ralph I’m a bad guy capital B
wreck-it Ralph I’m a bad guy capital B
wreck-it Ralph I’m a bad guy capital B capital G but I’m not a bad guy
capital G but I’m not a bad guy
capital G but I’m not a bad guy I’m going to rock it after the animated
I’m going to rock it after the animated
I’m going to rock it after the animated film of the same name nailed it video
film of the same name nailed it video
film of the same name nailed it video game references oh well you would have
game references oh well you would have
game references oh well you would have thought that any tie in would be a
thought that any tie in would be a
thought that any tie in would be a straightforward accompaniment evidently
straightforward accompaniment evidently
straightforward accompaniment evidently however all the creative effort went
however all the creative effort went
however all the creative effort went into the film and this ugly generic
into the film and this ugly generic
into the film and this ugly generic platformer squandered the potential its
platformer squandered the potential its
platformer squandered the potential its source material presented insulting fans
source material presented insulting fans
source material presented insulting fans by not even letting you play as vandal
by not even letting you play as vandal
by not even letting you play as vandal Oh
Oh
Oh following the movie’s attempts to
following the movie’s attempts to
following the movie’s attempts to subvert gender stereotypes in gaming
subvert gender stereotypes in gaming
subvert gender stereotypes in gaming remember her glitch abilities
remember her glitch abilities
remember her glitch abilities well the developers apparently didn’t
well the developers apparently didn’t
well the developers apparently didn’t [Music]
incredibly the free-of-charge flash
incredibly the free-of-charge flash games that came out shortly after the
games that came out shortly after the
games that came out shortly after the full title provide a similar level of
full title provide a similar level of
full title provide a similar level of Polish and enjoyability yet we were
Polish and enjoyability yet we were
Polish and enjoyability yet we were subjected to this embarrassingly short
subjected to this embarrassingly short
subjected to this embarrassingly short and obviously unfinished caching before
and obviously unfinished caching before
and obviously unfinished caching before that thanks a lot Disney want to go
that thanks a lot Disney want to go
that thanks a lot Disney want to go peepee and your big balls lack visa
peepee and your big balls lack visa
peepee and your big balls lack visa in yourself it’s like your mama’s
in yourself it’s like your mama’s
in yourself it’s like your mama’s outside number nine adventure time
outside number nine adventure time
outside number nine adventure time explore the dungeon because I don’t know
explore the dungeon because I don’t know
explore the dungeon because I don’t know that Candy Kingdom has many enemies and
that Candy Kingdom has many enemies and
that Candy Kingdom has many enemies and when I capture my enemies I lock them up
when I capture my enemies I lock them up
when I capture my enemies I lock them up forever wait for technologies had
forever wait for technologies had
forever wait for technologies had released a well-received side scroller
released a well-received side scroller
released a well-received side scroller based on Pendleton rewards creation just
based on Pendleton rewards creation just
based on Pendleton rewards creation just a year before the release of this
a year before the release of this
a year before the release of this lifeless dungeon crawler sleeping
lifeless dungeon crawler sleeping
lifeless dungeon crawler sleeping players bemused as to why they decided
players bemused as to why they decided
players bemused as to why they decided on such a departure in gameplay the show
on such a departure in gameplay the show
on such a departure in gameplay the show is beloved by kids and adults alike for
is beloved by kids and adults alike for
is beloved by kids and adults alike for its oddball world and characters many of
its oddball world and characters many of
its oddball world and characters many of whom return in awfully designed versions
whom return in awfully designed versions
whom return in awfully designed versions of themselves we’re like best friends
of themselves we’re like best friends
of themselves we’re like best friends haha yeah my best friend’s a farce for
haha yeah my best friend’s a farce for
haha yeah my best friend’s a farce for me there is the occasional hint of humor
me there is the occasional hint of humor
me there is the occasional hint of humor from Finn and Jake but those signs of
from Finn and Jake but those signs of
from Finn and Jake but those signs of life are emphatically swamped by dark
life are emphatically swamped by dark
life are emphatically swamped by dark repetitive dungeons that without co-op
repetitive dungeons that without co-op
repetitive dungeons that without co-op you just have to explore alone it’s even
you just have to explore alone it’s even
you just have to explore alone it’s even been watered down compared to its
been watered down compared to its
been watered down compared to its release on other systems most notably in
release on other systems most notably in
release on other systems most notably in the lack of bullyboys dialogue making it
the lack of bullyboys dialogue making it
the lack of bullyboys dialogue making it just another terrible TV time Oh wah wah
just another terrible TV time Oh wah wah
just another terrible TV time Oh wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah blah
wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah blah
wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah blah blah blah blah blah blah number Asian
blah blah blah blah blah number Asian
blah blah blah blah blah number Asian asphalt 3d
Gameloft asphalt series has always been
Gameloft asphalt series has always been derivative of other superior street
derivative of other superior street
derivative of other superior street racers and this shameless port from the
racers and this shameless port from the
racers and this shameless port from the mobile game does nothing to prove that
mobile game does nothing to prove that
mobile game does nothing to prove that it is anything to offer the genre by
it is anything to offer the genre by
it is anything to offer the genre by ramming an excessive content down your
ramming an excessive content down your
ramming an excessive content down your throat it tries to distract you from
throat it tries to distract you from
throat it tries to distract you from dramatic graphical slowdown and
dramatic graphical slowdown and
dramatic graphical slowdown and inability to deliver on the over-the-top
inability to deliver on the over-the-top
inability to deliver on the over-the-top racing action if you sit in park the
racing action if you sit in park the
racing action if you sit in park the game looks ok but try to execute a
game looks ok but try to execute a
game looks ok but try to execute a high-speed overtake and you’ll often
high-speed overtake and you’ll often
high-speed overtake and you’ll often have another vehicle materializing your
have another vehicle materializing your
have another vehicle materializing your way as the game pathetically tries to
way as the game pathetically tries to
way as the game pathetically tries to find a higher gear as a launch title for
find a higher gear as a launch title for
find a higher gear as a launch title for the console it can be afforded a little
the console it can be afforded a little
the console it can be afforded a little leeway but it should have never received
leeway but it should have never received
leeway but it should have never received the green light for the 3ds in the first
the green light for the 3ds in the first
the green light for the 3ds in the first place number 7 roller coaster tycoon 3d
[Music]
[Music] essential part of any roller coaster
essential part of any roller coaster
essential part of any roller coaster tycoon game is you know building
tycoon game is you know building
tycoon game is you know building rollercoasters feature that’s nearly
rollercoasters feature that’s nearly
rollercoasters feature that’s nearly impossible in the series fourth entry
impossible in the series fourth entry
impossible in the series fourth entry due to a woefully unresponsive touch
due to a woefully unresponsive touch
due to a woefully unresponsive touch interface some have even said it feels
interface some have even said it feels
interface some have even said it feels like a free trial version of a full game
like a free trial version of a full game
like a free trial version of a full game slacking in a sort of depth that is
slacking in a sort of depth that is
slacking in a sort of depth that is expected in the most basic of management
expected in the most basic of management
expected in the most basic of management simulation nearly 15 years have gone by
simulation nearly 15 years have gone by
simulation nearly 15 years have gone by since the original came out and yet this
since the original came out and yet this
since the original came out and yet this one is worse in nearly every conceivable
one is worse in nearly every conceivable
one is worse in nearly every conceivable way aside from some pleasant graphical
way aside from some pleasant graphical
way aside from some pleasant graphical touches just like a poorly constructed
touches just like a poorly constructed
touches just like a poorly constructed roller coaster those same graphics have
roller coaster those same graphics have
roller coaster those same graphics have the tendency to crash and burn
the tendency to crash and burn
the tendency to crash and burn sometimes entirely breaking your game or
sometimes entirely breaking your game or
sometimes entirely breaking your game or if you’re lucky severely hindering your
if you’re lucky severely hindering your
if you’re lucky severely hindering your ability to play
ability to play
ability to play [Music]
number six sonic blue shattered crystal
number six sonic blue shattered crystal I got to get tails on the gang lyric you
I got to get tails on the gang lyric you
I got to get tails on the gang lyric you are so going to get the big beatdown
are so going to get the big beatdown
are so going to get the big beatdown it may be marginally better than its
it may be marginally better than its
it may be marginally better than its sibling on the Wii U but in true sonic
sibling on the Wii U but in true sonic
sibling on the Wii U but in true sonic fashion this platformer is still a
fashion this platformer is still a
fashion this platformer is still a cringe-worthy contrived mess of a game
cringe-worthy contrived mess of a game
cringe-worthy contrived mess of a game the emphasis on exploration isn’t
the emphasis on exploration isn’t
the emphasis on exploration isn’t abysmal at first although the puzzles
abysmal at first although the puzzles
abysmal at first although the puzzles law challenged a toddler yet it’s just
law challenged a toddler yet it’s just
law challenged a toddler yet it’s just not what a Sonic game should be only
not what a Sonic game should be only
not what a Sonic game should be only gaining speed in sections that are
gaining speed in sections that are
gaining speed in sections that are basically ripping off Temple Run The
basically ripping off Temple Run The
basically ripping off Temple Run The Unbearable dialogue and incoherent story
Unbearable dialogue and incoherent story
Unbearable dialogue and incoherent story is very modern-day sonic however I mean
is very modern-day sonic however I mean
is very modern-day sonic however I mean what’s that fighting for my life with
what’s that fighting for my life with
what’s that fighting for my life with the fate of the world and the balance
the fate of the world and the balance
the fate of the world and the balance you know these books and any early
you know these books and any early
you know these books and any early promise is quickly extinguished as the
promise is quickly extinguished as the
promise is quickly extinguished as the game manufactures longevity by forcing
game manufactures longevity by forcing
game manufactures longevity by forcing you to repeat certain stages
you to repeat certain stages
you to repeat certain stages unbelievably the game somehow got a
unbelievably the game somehow got a
unbelievably the game somehow got a sequel with sonic boom Fire and Ice
sequel with sonic boom Fire and Ice
sequel with sonic boom Fire and Ice two years later second come on who’s
two years later second come on who’s
two years later second come on who’s running the company tails what’s going
running the company tails what’s going
running the company tails what’s going on number five tenkai knights brave
on number five tenkai knights brave
on number five tenkai knights brave battle there was a planet that is alone
battle there was a planet that is alone
battle there was a planet that is alone [Music]
[Music]
[Music] if the game you’re developing somehow
if the game you’re developing somehow
if the game you’re developing somehow manages to make robot brawling
manages to make robot brawling
manages to make robot brawling excruciating li boring you should
excruciating li boring you should
excruciating li boring you should probably go back to the drawing board or
probably go back to the drawing board or
probably go back to the drawing board or just give up entirely such was the case
just give up entirely such was the case
just give up entirely such was the case for this kid oriented anime tie-in that
for this kid oriented anime tie-in that
for this kid oriented anime tie-in that must have been deliberately aiming for a
must have been deliberately aiming for a
must have been deliberately aiming for a Metacritic score below 30 as a result of
Metacritic score below 30 as a result of
Metacritic score below 30 as a result of trying nothing creative whatsoever the
trying nothing creative whatsoever the
trying nothing creative whatsoever the graphics on pretty smooth in each
graphics on pretty smooth in each
graphics on pretty smooth in each identical bout where get this you have
identical bout where get this you have
identical bout where get this you have to stand still in order to launch an
to stand still in order to launch an
to stand still in order to launch an attack the only thing you can really
attack the only thing you can really
attack the only thing you can really give it credit for the hefty
give it credit for the hefty
give it credit for the hefty customization options are entirely
customization options are entirely
customization options are entirely cosmetic and programming any gameplay
cosmetic and programming any gameplay
cosmetic and programming any gameplay variation would have meant potentially
variation would have meant potentially
variation would have meant potentially missing the boat on the series
missing the boat on the series
missing the boat on the series popularity even for kids
popularity even for kids
popularity even for kids the lack of endeavor here is insulting
for some reason this cringe-worthy
for some reason this cringe-worthy live-action former arcade title keeps
live-action former arcade title keeps
live-action former arcade title keeps getting ported the 3ds version is one of
getting ported the 3ds version is one of
getting ported the 3ds version is one of nine platforms to give the light gun
nine platforms to give the light gun
nine platforms to give the light gun shooter another lease on life but it may
shooter another lease on life but it may
shooter another lease on life but it may also be the most pointless the
also be the most pointless the
also be the most pointless the notoriously bad FMV sequences aren’t
notoriously bad FMV sequences aren’t
notoriously bad FMV sequences aren’t even in 3d nor have they been improved
even in 3d nor have they been improved
even in 3d nor have they been improved since its lifespan in the arcades 22
since its lifespan in the arcades 22
since its lifespan in the arcades 22 years prior the controls aren’t that
years prior the controls aren’t that
years prior the controls aren’t that awful but that’s being generous and it
awful but that’s being generous and it
awful but that’s being generous and it only serves as a 15 minute slice of
only serves as a 15 minute slice of
only serves as a 15 minute slice of nostalgia for a time when we really had
nostalgia for a time when we really had
nostalgia for a time when we really had no clue what we were doing in video
no clue what we were doing in video
no clue what we were doing in video games perhaps we’re just being a bit
games perhaps we’re just being a bit
games perhaps we’re just being a bit harsh and this interactive Western has
harsh and this interactive Western has
harsh and this interactive Western has been waiting for VR to reach its true
been waiting for VR to reach its true
been waiting for VR to reach its true potential but don’t count on it hey wow
potential but don’t count on it hey wow
potential but don’t count on it hey wow that’s good shooting stranger number 3
that’s good shooting stranger number 3
that’s good shooting stranger number 3 Power Rangers Megaforce
as you would bark upon this beat-em-up
as you would bark upon this beat-em-up adventure you can scan your face into
adventure you can scan your face into
adventure you can scan your face into your favorite Ranger fulfilling dreams
your favorite Ranger fulfilling dreams
your favorite Ranger fulfilling dreams you might have had since you were a kid
you might have had since you were a kid
you might have had since you were a kid once the maddening gameplay begins
once the maddening gameplay begins
once the maddening gameplay begins however you’ll instantly regret
however you’ll instantly regret
however you’ll instantly regret subjecting your virtual counterpart to
subjecting your virtual counterpart to
subjecting your virtual counterpart to such torturous existence this the lag or
such torturous existence this the lag or
such torturous existence this the lag or four stranger swapping didn’t drive you
four stranger swapping didn’t drive you
four stranger swapping didn’t drive you to the brink of an zombie then the
to the brink of an zombie then the
to the brink of an zombie then the broken advice and encouragement from
broken advice and encouragement from
broken advice and encouragement from your team definitely will do the job it
your team definitely will do the job it
your team definitely will do the job it you can turn your ears off to that din
you can turn your ears off to that din
you can turn your ears off to that din of looping sound bites you might think
of looping sound bites you might think
of looping sound bites you might think you’d be rewarded with a sliver of
you’d be rewarded with a sliver of
you’d be rewarded with a sliver of ridiculous carnage but no this is
ridiculous carnage but no this is
ridiculous carnage but no this is Megaforce and just like the season of
Megaforce and just like the season of
Megaforce and just like the season of the show it was based on fun is not on
the show it was based on fun is not on
the show it was based on fun is not on the table number cue Transformers Dark
the table number cue Transformers Dark
the table number cue Transformers Dark of the Moon it has been three years
of the Moon it has been three years
of the Moon it has been three years since we last saw the Decepticons true
since we last saw the Decepticons true
since we last saw the Decepticons true to their name Megatron and his army have
to their name Megatron and his army have
to their name Megatron and his army have evaded our best efforts to find out oh
evaded our best efforts to find out oh
evaded our best efforts to find out oh to be a fly on the wall of behavior
to be a fly on the wall of behavior
to be a fly on the wall of behavior interactive design meetings when coming
interactive design meetings when coming
interactive design meetings when coming up with ideas for this follow up to
up with ideas for this follow up to
up with ideas for this follow up to revenge of the Fallen how the decision
revenge of the Fallen how the decision
revenge of the Fallen how the decision to prevent the transformers from
to prevent the transformers from
to prevent the transformers from transforming into full-fledged robots
transforming into full-fledged robots
transforming into full-fledged robots snuck through the net is a mystery even
snuck through the net is a mystery even
snuck through the net is a mystery even Mark Wahlberg will be able to solve all
Mark Wahlberg will be able to solve all
Mark Wahlberg will be able to solve all right Virage time to put wheeljack’s
right Virage time to put wheeljack’s
right Virage time to put wheeljack’s upgrades to the test the movies are an
upgrades to the test the movies are an
upgrades to the test the movies are an easy target for criticism but at least
easy target for criticism but at least
easy target for criticism but at least they give you the metallic havoc that
they give you the metallic havoc that
they give you the metallic havoc that you want this one however bizarrely
you want this one however bizarrely
you want this one however bizarrely constrains Optimus Prime and company to
constrains Optimus Prime and company to
constrains Optimus Prime and company to their vehicle forms even as a vehicular
their vehicle forms even as a vehicular
their vehicle forms even as a vehicular combat title there’s a little positive
combat title there’s a little positive
combat title there’s a little positive to report has the sloppily executed
to report has the sloppily executed
to report has the sloppily executed controls making each copy and paste’
controls making each copy and paste’
controls making each copy and paste’ admission as disorienting as one of
admission as disorienting as one of
admission as disorienting as one of Michael Bay’s movies
before we reveal our topic here if you
before we reveal our topic here if you want to Belen ssin
number one mist it’s rather insulting
number one mist it’s rather insulting how such a legendary PC title could have
how such a legendary PC title could have
how such a legendary PC title could have a port done this badly almost two
a port done this badly almost two
a port done this badly almost two decades later despite what the boxart
decades later despite what the boxart
decades later despite what the boxart initially tells you 3d features were
initially tells you 3d features were
initially tells you 3d features were absent and new touchscreen functionality
absent and new touchscreen functionality
absent and new touchscreen functionality has been added thus even clicking on the
has been added thus even clicking on the
has been added thus even clicking on the right object is a challenge due to the
right object is a challenge due to the
right object is a challenge due to the cursor always Auto centering also any
cursor always Auto centering also any
cursor always Auto centering also any immersion that the original possessed is
immersion that the original possessed is
immersion that the original possessed is destroyed in this iteration due to be
destroyed in this iteration due to be
destroyed in this iteration due to be already dated still images looking even
already dated still images looking even
already dated still images looking even worse under the terrible compression not
worse under the terrible compression not
worse under the terrible compression not to mention how easy it is for your save
to mention how easy it is for your save
to mention how easy it is for your save file to get corrupted with the inclusion
file to get corrupted with the inclusion
file to get corrupted with the inclusion of far better versions out there you
of far better versions out there you
of far better versions out there you might save the 3ds port completely
might save the 3ds port completely
might save the 3ds port completely missed the mark we’re great do you agree
missed the mark we’re great do you agree
missed the mark we’re great do you agree with our list you will one tough hombre
with our list you will one tough hombre
with our list you will one tough hombre to make it this far
to make it this far
to make it this far which 3d SDM did you rapidly return to
which 3d SDM did you rapidly return to
which 3d SDM did you rapidly return to the store for more top 10s published
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