Top 10 Worst Movies of 2014

I’ll be more careful next time there

I’ll be more careful next time there will not be a next time 2014 brought us

will not be a next time 2014 brought us

will not be a next time 2014 brought us a number of great films don’t expect to

a number of great films don’t expect to

a number of great films don’t expect to see any of them mentioned here nobody

see any of them mentioned here nobody

see any of them mentioned here nobody was talking about him Pompey welcome to

was talking about him Pompey welcome to

was talking about him Pompey welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting

watchmojo.com and today we’re counting

watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 worst

down our picks for the top 10 worst

down our picks for the top 10 worst movies of 2014

movies of 2014

movies of 2014 I call it transcendence for this list

I call it transcendence for this list

I call it transcendence for this list we’re taking a look at 2014’s dumbest

we’re taking a look at 2014’s dumbest

we’re taking a look at 2014’s dumbest laziest

laziest

laziest and most painful cinematic outings that

and most painful cinematic outings that

and most painful cinematic outings that made film critics rethink their jobs and

made film critics rethink their jobs and

made film critics rethink their jobs and mainstream audiences demand their money

mainstream audiences demand their money

mainstream audiences demand their money back number 10 blended I would like to

back number 10 blended I would like to

back number 10 blended I would like to welcome you to our fourth annual blended

welcome you to our fourth annual blended

welcome you to our fourth annual blended familymoon week while this Adam Sandler

familymoon week while this Adam Sandler

familymoon week while this Adam Sandler comedy isn’t the absolute worst of his

comedy isn’t the absolute worst of his

comedy isn’t the absolute worst of his career it is clear-cut evidence that

career it is clear-cut evidence that

career it is clear-cut evidence that he’s not making any attempt to improve

he’s not making any attempt to improve

he’s not making any attempt to improve upon his stick

upon his stick

upon his stick what’s a blended family I don’t know it

what’s a blended family I don’t know it

what’s a blended family I don’t know it sounds painful

sounds painful

sounds painful all Sandler really cares about is

all Sandler really cares about is

all Sandler really cares about is repeating the same tired formula and

repeating the same tired formula and

repeating the same tired formula and gags so he can go on vacation hang out

gags so he can go on vacation hang out

gags so he can go on vacation hang out with his friends and make some quick

with his friends and make some quick

with his friends and make some quick easy money in the process

easy money in the process

easy money in the process no I’m not blending we were just having

no I’m not blending we were just having

no I’m not blending we were just having a conversation

a conversation

a conversation seeing how blended disappointed at the

seeing how blended disappointed at the

seeing how blended disappointed at the box office though maybe people are

box office though maybe people are

box office though maybe people are finally starting to wise up to a scheme

finally starting to wise up to a scheme

finally starting to wise up to a scheme I didn’t know that

I didn’t know that

I didn’t know that if audiences are evolving so should

if audiences are evolving so should

if audiences are evolving so should Sandler yeah maybe that’s not actually a

Sandler yeah maybe that’s not actually a

Sandler yeah maybe that’s not actually a bad idea number 9 drive hard thank you

bad idea number 9 drive hard thank you

bad idea number 9 drive hard thank you thank you so much they say never judge a

thank you so much they say never judge a

thank you so much they say never judge a movie by its title but it’s hard to

movie by its title but it’s hard to

movie by its title but it’s hard to imagine a movie called drive hard being

imagine a movie called drive hard being

imagine a movie called drive hard being any kind of cinematic tour de force

any kind of cinematic tour de force

any kind of cinematic tour de force sadly drive hard doesn’t even work as an

sadly drive hard doesn’t even work as an

sadly drive hard doesn’t even work as an action-packed buddy comedy or a

action-packed buddy comedy or a

action-packed buddy comedy or a self-aware b-movie what do you say jets

self-aware b-movie what do you say jets

self-aware b-movie what do you say jets call today the leads have little to no

call today the leads have little to no

call today the leads have little to no chemistry the tone is all over the place

chemistry the tone is all over the place

chemistry the tone is all over the place and the plot is recycled from superior

and the plot is recycled from superior

and the plot is recycled from superior films like collateral

technically true you know that your

technically true you know that your movie is in trouble when Thomas jeans

movie is in trouble when Thomas jeans

movie is in trouble when Thomas jeans hair gives the best performance anyway

hair gives the best performance anyway

hair gives the best performance anyway Oh

damnit

damnit number eight Winter’s Tale I can see

number eight Winter’s Tale I can see

number eight Winter’s Tale I can see winter as it turns around the room on

winter as it turns around the room on

winter as it turns around the room on the light darting from white Lance’s to

the light darting from white Lance’s to

the light darting from white Lance’s to raised sofa crosses to the

raised sofa crosses to the

raised sofa crosses to the optical glass to the flame this

optical glass to the flame this

optical glass to the flame this adaptation of Mark Halperin novel

adaptation of Mark Halperin novel

adaptation of Mark Halperin novel consists of Will Smith making a meme

consists of Will Smith making a meme

consists of Will Smith making a meme worthy facial expression as Lucifer Eva

worthy facial expression as Lucifer Eva

worthy facial expression as Lucifer Eva Marie Saint playing a woman inexplicably

Marie Saint playing a woman inexplicably

Marie Saint playing a woman inexplicably over a hundred Russell Crowe sounding

over a hundred Russell Crowe sounding

over a hundred Russell Crowe sounding like an evil muppet even enforcer to

like an evil muppet even enforcer to

like an evil muppet even enforcer to five boroughs Black Knight of the armies

five boroughs Black Knight of the armies

five boroughs Black Knight of the armies of the Fallen and faithful and willing

of the Fallen and faithful and willing

of the Fallen and faithful and willing servant to Lucifer and Colin Farrell

servant to Lucifer and Colin Farrell

servant to Lucifer and Colin Farrell riding a flying horse that’s actually a

riding a flying horse that’s actually a

riding a flying horse that’s actually a dog talk about a mess without purpose

dog talk about a mess without purpose

dog talk about a mess without purpose nothing what’s truly shocking is that

nothing what’s truly shocking is that

nothing what’s truly shocking is that Winter’s Tale was directed by Akiva

Winter’s Tale was directed by Akiva

Winter’s Tale was directed by Akiva Goldsman who wrote the oscar-winning

Goldsman who wrote the oscar-winning

Goldsman who wrote the oscar-winning screenplay for a beautiful mind she

screenplay for a beautiful mind she

screenplay for a beautiful mind she sleeps in her tent on the roof and you

sleeps in her tent on the roof and you

sleeps in her tent on the roof and you do not actually he also wrote the

do not actually he also wrote the

do not actually he also wrote the screenplay for Batman and Robin which

screenplay for Batman and Robin which

screenplay for Batman and Robin which might explain why this love story isn’t

might explain why this love story isn’t

might explain why this love story isn’t very magical or romantic I live down on

very magical or romantic I live down on

very magical or romantic I live down on 12th Street

12th Street

12th Street I got a chicken number seven Ouija hey

I got a chicken number seven Ouija hey

I got a chicken number seven Ouija hey this is freaking me out I’m done with

this is freaking me out I’m done with

this is freaking me out I’m done with this a group of teenagers playing with a

this a group of teenagers playing with a

this a group of teenagers playing with a mysterious spirit board is one of the

mysterious spirit board is one of the

mysterious spirit board is one of the cheapest plot devices in the horror

cheapest plot devices in the horror

cheapest plot devices in the horror genre it’s an old house this is a joke

genre it’s an old house this is a joke

genre it’s an old house this is a joke given the familiar set up it isn’t

given the familiar set up it isn’t

given the familiar set up it isn’t surprising that we G is without a

surprising that we G is without a

surprising that we G is without a solitary original scare in this day and

solitary original scare in this day and

solitary original scare in this day and age did the filmmakers seriously expect

age did the filmmakers seriously expect

age did the filmmakers seriously expect audiences to be frightened by slamming

audiences to be frightened by slamming

audiences to be frightened by slamming doors tattered dolls and vengeful

doors tattered dolls and vengeful

doors tattered dolls and vengeful spirits it’s somebody there as we’ve

spirits it’s somebody there as we’ve

spirits it’s somebody there as we’ve come to expect from Hasbro studios Ouija

come to expect from Hasbro studios Ouija

come to expect from Hasbro studios Ouija is nothing more than a shameless attempt

is nothing more than a shameless attempt

is nothing more than a shameless attempt to sell a toy the results will leave

to sell a toy the results will leave

to sell a toy the results will leave even the most naive audiences rolling

even the most naive audiences rolling

even the most naive audiences rolling their eyes number 6 Vampire Academy damn

their eyes number 6 Vampire Academy damn

their eyes number 6 Vampire Academy damn back to the Vampire Academy these days a

back to the Vampire Academy these days a

back to the Vampire Academy these days a Vampire Academy know how I feel about

Vampire Academy know how I feel about

Vampire Academy know how I feel about the v-rod over the past few years we’ve

the v-rod over the past few years we’ve

the v-rod over the past few years we’ve gotten countless Harry Potter and

gotten countless Harry Potter and

gotten countless Harry Potter and Twilight wannabes Vampire Academy tries

Twilight wannabes Vampire Academy tries

Twilight wannabes Vampire Academy tries to combine both of these franchises

to combine both of these franchises

to combine both of these franchises together and the final product is every

together and the final product is every

together and the final product is every bit as condescending as you’d expect my

bit as condescending as you’d expect my

bit as condescending as you’d expect my name is Rose Hathaway and I’m not your

name is Rose Hathaway and I’m not your

name is Rose Hathaway and I’m not your normal teenage girl that I guess is

normal teenage girl that I guess is

normal teenage girl that I guess is there really such a thing even with the

there really such a thing even with the

there really such a thing even with the director of Mean Girls at its helm this

director of Mean Girls at its helm this

director of Mean Girls at its helm this adaptation of the young adult novel

adaptation of the young adult novel

adaptation of the young adult novel never aspires to be anything more than a

never aspires to be anything more than a

never aspires to be anything more than a stereotypical commercial sell out your

stereotypical commercial sell out your

stereotypical commercial sell out your reasons for not loving me just

reasons for not loving me just

reasons for not loving me just pick me love you more if there’s one

pick me love you more if there’s one

pick me love you more if there’s one lesson to be learned from Vampire

lesson to be learned from Vampire

lesson to be learned from Vampire Academy it’s that great art doesn’t come

Academy it’s that great art doesn’t come

Academy it’s that great art doesn’t come from trend followers it comes from trend

from trend followers it comes from trend

from trend followers it comes from trend setters shooting number five Teenage

setters shooting number five Teenage

setters shooting number five Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one more time with

Mutant Ninja Turtles one more time with

Mutant Ninja Turtles one more time with me I get it I would need to get to the

me I get it I would need to get to the

me I get it I would need to get to the sacks estate right now four I’m talking

sacks estate right now four I’m talking

sacks estate right now four I’m talking about O’Neill the sacks estate with the

about O’Neill the sacks estate with the

about O’Neill the sacks estate with the vigilante was wry lacking the fun of the

vigilante was wry lacking the fun of the

vigilante was wry lacking the fun of the 1990 live-action film or any of the

1990 live-action film or any of the

1990 live-action film or any of the cartoons director Jonathan Lee baseman’s

cartoons director Jonathan Lee baseman’s

cartoons director Jonathan Lee baseman’s ninja turtles is another blow to our

ninja turtles is another blow to our

ninja turtles is another blow to our childhoods courtesy of producer Michael

childhoods courtesy of producer Michael

childhoods courtesy of producer Michael Bay we’re ninjas mutants well

Bay we’re ninjas mutants well

Bay we’re ninjas mutants well technically we’re Turtles oh and with

technically we’re Turtles oh and with

technically we’re Turtles oh and with teenagers but we can still have adult

teenagers but we can still have adult

teenagers but we can still have adult conversation

conversation

conversation the rushed plot is deprived of anything

the rushed plot is deprived of anything

the rushed plot is deprived of anything resembling character development and

resembling character development and

resembling character development and littered with unbelievable coincidences

littered with unbelievable coincidences

littered with unbelievable coincidences yeah I thought about I thought about

yeah I thought about I thought about

yeah I thought about I thought about doing not becoming a ninja but I was

doing not becoming a ninja but I was

doing not becoming a ninja but I was doing a bunch of yoga for like ten days

doing a bunch of yoga for like ten days

doing a bunch of yoga for like ten days at one point it also doesn’t help that

at one point it also doesn’t help that

at one point it also doesn’t help that the unattractive CGI turtles look kind

the unattractive CGI turtles look kind

the unattractive CGI turtles look kind of like Shrek and that while Megan Fox

of like Shrek and that while Megan Fox

of like Shrek and that while Megan Fox still looks hot

still looks hot

still looks hot she’s got little else to offer though

she’s got little else to offer though

she’s got little else to offer though she is trying a bit harder here focus on

she is trying a bit harder here focus on

she is trying a bit harder here focus on me

me

me number four I Frankenstein it’s spirit

number four I Frankenstein it’s spirit

number four I Frankenstein it’s spirit descends to help where it remains

descends to help where it remains

descends to help where it remains trapped for all eternity have you ever

trapped for all eternity have you ever

trapped for all eternity have you ever met a really dorky kid who was trying to

met a really dorky kid who was trying to

met a really dorky kid who was trying to act hardcore but he just came off as

act hardcore but he just came off as

act hardcore but he just came off as dorkier in the process this is real all

dorkier in the process this is real all

dorkier in the process this is real all of it that is the best way to describe i

of it that is the best way to describe i

of it that is the best way to describe i frankenstein the film turns a classic

frankenstein the film turns a classic

frankenstein the film turns a classic movie monster into a dull action hero

movie monster into a dull action hero

movie monster into a dull action hero surrounded by uninspired cgi villains

surrounded by uninspired cgi villains

surrounded by uninspired cgi villains blend action sequences and laughable

blend action sequences and laughable

blend action sequences and laughable makeup effects you must be Frankenstein

makeup effects you must be Frankenstein

makeup effects you must be Frankenstein my name is Adam Frankenstein’s monster

my name is Adam Frankenstein’s monster

my name is Adam Frankenstein’s monster we know that you haven’t had a starring

we know that you haven’t had a starring

we know that you haven’t had a starring role in a while but you’ll never reboot

role in a while but you’ll never reboot

role in a while but you’ll never reboot your film career if you keep choosing

your film career if you keep choosing

your film career if you keep choosing projects like this

number three the legend of Hercules

number three the legend of Hercules Hercules your name shall be Hercules

Hercules your name shall be Hercules

Hercules your name shall be Hercules this year gave us multiple movies

this year gave us multiple movies

this year gave us multiple movies centered on the Greek hero Hercules

although MGM’s Hercules starring Dwayne

although MGM’s Hercules starring Dwayne Johnson wasn’t anything triumphant it

Johnson wasn’t anything triumphant it

Johnson wasn’t anything triumphant it was a blessing from the gods compared to

was a blessing from the gods compared to

was a blessing from the gods compared to the legend of Hercules

the legend of Hercules

the legend of Hercules if this schlock fest were pitched as a

if this schlock fest were pitched as a

if this schlock fest were pitched as a sci-fi original movie we’d like to think

sci-fi original movie we’d like to think

sci-fi original movie we’d like to think it’d be rejected in a heartbeat how the

it’d be rejected in a heartbeat how the

it’d be rejected in a heartbeat how the film actually got a big-budget and

film actually got a big-budget and

film actually got a big-budget and theatrical release is beyond

theatrical release is beyond

theatrical release is beyond comprehension overblown with motifs

comprehension overblown with motifs

comprehension overblown with motifs ripped off from superior macho fantasy

ripped off from superior macho fantasy

ripped off from superior macho fantasy epics The Legend of Hercules is truly

epics The Legend of Hercules is truly

epics The Legend of Hercules is truly the work of Hades is it true you are

the work of Hades is it true you are

the work of Hades is it true you are hercules the god

no I’m just a man number two

no I’m just a man number two transformers age of extinction I think

transformers age of extinction I think

transformers age of extinction I think we just found a transformer fool us four

we just found a transformer fool us four

we just found a transformer fool us four times shame on you

times shame on you

times shame on you I’ve seen the commercial they don’t say

I’ve seen the commercial they don’t say

I’ve seen the commercial they don’t say that that’s not a guarantee Michael Bay

that that’s not a guarantee Michael Bay

that that’s not a guarantee Michael Bay delivered exactly what audiences

delivered exactly what audiences

delivered exactly what audiences expected once again with transformers

expected once again with transformers

expected once again with transformers age of extinction

another overblown orgy of cars

another overblown orgy of cars explosions slow motion beautiful women

explosions slow motion beautiful women

explosions slow motion beautiful women without a shred of personality sunsets

without a shred of personality sunsets

without a shred of personality sunsets product placement cringe-worthy humor

product placement cringe-worthy humor

product placement cringe-worthy humor and repetition new era has begun in the

and repetition new era has begun in the

and repetition new era has begun in the age of the Transformers is over while

age of the Transformers is over while

age of the Transformers is over while the previous sequels were arguably worse

the previous sequels were arguably worse

the previous sequels were arguably worse the fact that age of extinction is

the fact that age of extinction is

the fact that age of extinction is almost three hours long grossed over a

almost three hours long grossed over a

almost three hours long grossed over a billion dollars and takes no chances

billion dollars and takes no chances

billion dollars and takes no chances whatsoever is more than enough to

whatsoever is more than enough to

whatsoever is more than enough to despise it as much as revenge of the

despise it as much as revenge of the

despise it as much as revenge of the Fallen or dark of the Moon this is

Fallen or dark of the Moon this is

Fallen or dark of the Moon this is illegal she’s a minor or protected by

illegal she’s a minor or protected by

illegal she’s a minor or protected by the Romeo and Juliet laws we dated for a

the Romeo and Juliet laws we dated for a

the Romeo and Juliet laws we dated for a little while I was a sophomore and he

little while I was a sophomore and he

little while I was a sophomore and he was a senior it’s fine

was a senior it’s fine

was a senior it’s fine no it’s not fine we’ve got a

no it’s not fine we’ve got a

no it’s not fine we’ve got a pre-existing juvenile foundational

pre-existing juvenile foundational

pre-existing juvenile foundational relationship statue – seven zero five –

relationship statue – seven zero five –

relationship statue – seven zero five – three what before we scraped the bottom

three what before we scraped the bottom

three what before we scraped the bottom of the barrel here are a few honorable

of the barrel here are a few honorable

of the barrel here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions do

or in this case dishonorable mentions do

or in this case dishonorable mentions do I look that unhappy you look tired

I look that unhappy you look tired

I look that unhappy you look tired we founded the lost city of mech latest

he’s scaring me I’m scared you Oh Oh PU

he’s scaring me I’m scared you Oh Oh PU some nuts yeah you know what that’s it

some nuts yeah you know what that’s it

some nuts yeah you know what that’s it I’ve had none of this whole haunted

I’ve had none of this whole haunted

I’ve had none of this whole haunted house craziness this is is this is how

house craziness this is is this is how

house craziness this is is this is how fun you can look at anything you want

fun you can look at anything you want

fun you can look at anything you want her messages have picked her schedule

her messages have picked her schedule

her messages have picked her schedule contacts

the last three days the highest-ranking

the last three days the highest-ranking official in our town has been a dead guy

official in our town has been a dead guy

official in our town has been a dead guy oh look at that look at that

oh look at that look at that

oh look at that look at that wolves are dragging the body away as if

wolves are dragging the body away as if

wolves are dragging the body away as if to illustrate my point number one left

to illustrate my point number one left

to illustrate my point number one left behind I’m all over this plane it’s

behind I’m all over this plane it’s

behind I’m all over this plane it’s simply ballast unlike some of Nicolas

simply ballast unlike some of Nicolas

simply ballast unlike some of Nicolas Cage’s other recent films left behind

Cage’s other recent films left behind

Cage’s other recent films left behind isn’t even entertainingly bad I know you

isn’t even entertainingly bad I know you

isn’t even entertainingly bad I know you all want answers and believe me so do I

all want answers and believe me so do I

all want answers and believe me so do I and I’ll do my best to get them it’s

and I’ll do my best to get them it’s

and I’ll do my best to get them it’s ungodly boring with cage stuck in a

ungodly boring with cage stuck in a

ungodly boring with cage stuck in a cockpit most of the running time while

cockpit most of the running time while

cockpit most of the running time while Cassie Thompson aimlessly runs around a

Cassie Thompson aimlessly runs around a

Cassie Thompson aimlessly runs around a stereotypical supporting cast attempts

stereotypical supporting cast attempts

stereotypical supporting cast attempts to figure out what the audience already

to figure out what the audience already

to figure out what the audience already knows and the extras desperately tried

knows and the extras desperately tried

knows and the extras desperately tried to act looks like the end of the wall

to act looks like the end of the wall

to act looks like the end of the wall one of these days disgust

one of these days disgust

one of these days disgust left behind wants to discuss challenging

left behind wants to discuss challenging

left behind wants to discuss challenging topics regarding God and faith but the

topics regarding God and faith but the

topics regarding God and faith but the film has no idea what it’s talking about

film has no idea what it’s talking about

film has no idea what it’s talking about in that sense it’s like the M night

in that sense it’s like the M night

in that sense it’s like the M night Shyamalan movie M night Shyamalan never

Shyamalan movie M night Shyamalan never

Shyamalan movie M night Shyamalan never made I just want you to be ready do you

made I just want you to be ready do you

made I just want you to be ready do you agree with our list what do you think is

agree with our list what do you think is

agree with our list what do you think is 2014’s biggest stinker

2014’s biggest stinker

2014’s biggest stinker this happened on my watch you and I’m

this happened on my watch you and I’m

this happened on my watch you and I’m wearing it for more entertaining top 10s

wearing it for more entertaining top 10s

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to watchmojo.com you suck as an actor

to watchmojo.com you suck as an actor you almost like held me I didn’t kill

you almost like held me I didn’t kill

you almost like held me I didn’t kill anybody

anybody

anybody let’s go let’s hit the room