anyone who grew up playing video games in the 90s is sure to shudder when they
in the 90s is sure to shudder when they
in the 90s is sure to shudder when they hear this dreaded name welcome to
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down our picks for the top ten worst
down our picks for the top ten worst LJN games – see that little rainbow
LJN games – see that little rainbow
LJN games – see that little rainbow right there elgianne now we’re talking
right there elgianne now we’re talking
right there elgianne now we’re talking shit for those of you who were fortunate
shit for those of you who were fortunate
shit for those of you who were fortunate enough to miss their heyday
enough to miss their heyday
enough to miss their heyday lgn was an infamous video game
lgn was an infamous video game
lgn was an infamous video game publishing company in the late 80s and
publishing company in the late 80s and
publishing company in the late 80s and early 90s known for their work on
early 90s known for their work on
early 90s known for their work on publishing terrible games mostly games
publishing terrible games mostly games
publishing terrible games mostly games based off popular films comics and TV
based off popular films comics and TV
based off popular films comics and TV shows today we’re looking at what we
shows today we’re looking at what we
shows today we’re looking at what we consider to be the worst of the worst so
consider to be the worst of the worst so
consider to be the worst of the worst so sit back and try to enjoy we apologize
sit back and try to enjoy we apologize
sit back and try to enjoy we apologize for any flashbacks number 10 spider-man
for any flashbacks number 10 spider-man
for any flashbacks number 10 spider-man return of the sinister six
a wonder spider-man gets a bad rep
a wonder spider-man gets a bad rep people are probably still reeling from
people are probably still reeling from
people are probably still reeling from this tragedy which follows spider-man as
this tragedy which follows spider-man as
this tragedy which follows spider-man as he attempts to thwart the sinister six a
he attempts to thwart the sinister six a
he attempts to thwart the sinister six a story loosely adapted from the Marvel
story loosely adapted from the Marvel
story loosely adapted from the Marvel miniseries of the early 90s I don’t know
miniseries of the early 90s I don’t know
miniseries of the early 90s I don’t know what you’re talking about
what you’re talking about
what you’re talking about it won’t explain the game is frustrating
it won’t explain the game is frustrating
it won’t explain the game is frustrating as spider-man has only one life and the
as spider-man has only one life and the
as spider-man has only one life and the enemies are more than cheap critically
enemies are more than cheap critically
enemies are more than cheap critically it was overall panned for its lack of
it was overall panned for its lack of
it was overall panned for its lack of innovation as many people expected more
innovation as many people expected more
innovation as many people expected more of a game at the tail end of their
of a game at the tail end of their
of a game at the tail end of their consoles life when your game is being
consoles life when your game is being
consoles life when your game is being compared to another that is 5 years
compared to another that is 5 years
compared to another that is 5 years older you know that something is wrong
older you know that something is wrong
older you know that something is wrong this is something you have trouble
this is something you have trouble
this is something you have trouble remembering hey I hear that kind of
remembering hey I hear that kind of
remembering hey I hear that kind of thing
thing
thing two or three times a week number 9 jaws
this game is arguably scarier than the
this game is arguably scarier than the movie not because it’s actually scary
movie not because it’s actually scary
movie not because it’s actually scary it’s just terrifying to think that
it’s just terrifying to think that
it’s just terrifying to think that someone would okay this for release in
someone would okay this for release in
someone would okay this for release in it you control a diver who has to fight
it you control a diver who has to fight
it you control a diver who has to fight off jellyfish and stingrays wait in the
off jellyfish and stingrays wait in the
off jellyfish and stingrays wait in the jaws Gabe you don’t even battle jaws
well you do but to say that it’s
well you do but to say that it’s anticlimactic is a bit of an
anticlimactic is a bit of an
anticlimactic is a bit of an understatement
understatement
understatement the gameplay is also boring and
the gameplay is also boring and
the gameplay is also boring and repetitive unless you consider looking
repetitive unless you consider looking
repetitive unless you consider looking for crabs and conch shells fun honestly
for crabs and conch shells fun honestly
for crabs and conch shells fun honestly what happened here they had such a
what happened here they had such a
what happened here they had such a perfect premise for a game okay maybe
perfect premise for a game okay maybe
perfect premise for a game okay maybe they didn’t but still number eight
they didn’t but still number eight
they didn’t but still number eight spirit of speed 1937 okay here we go
spirit of speed 1937 okay here we go
spirit of speed 1937 okay here we go Dreamcast updated graphics great time
Dreamcast updated graphics great time
Dreamcast updated graphics great time period this has to be good right
period this has to be good right
period this has to be good right well it’s LJN of course so it’s not an
well it’s LJN of course so it’s not an
well it’s LJN of course so it’s not an Elgin game for the new millennium
Elgin game for the new millennium
Elgin game for the new millennium players are transported back to the
players are transported back to the
players are transported back to the 1930s to race classic supercharged race
1930s to race classic supercharged race
1930s to race classic supercharged race cars
cars
cars sounds like an okay premise but like all
sounds like an okay premise but like all
sounds like an okay premise but like all games from this publisher they messed it
games from this publisher they messed it
games from this publisher they messed it up royally
the game was panned across the board
the game was panned across the board with criticisms going towards it’s awful
with criticisms going towards it’s awful
with criticisms going towards it’s awful low times bland graphics hilarious hit
low times bland graphics hilarious hit
low times bland graphics hilarious hit detection and of course terrible course
detection and of course terrible course
detection and of course terrible course design there are definitely more things
design there are definitely more things
design there are definitely more things wrong with it but that would require a
wrong with it but that would require a
wrong with it but that would require a longer list
number seven beetlejuice to say this
number seven beetlejuice to say this game is based off a popular movie of the
game is based off a popular movie of the
game is based off a popular movie of the same name would be doing a disservice to
same name would be doing a disservice to
same name would be doing a disservice to the movie come on just go home for a
the movie come on just go home for a
the movie come on just go home for a while we’re talking side go go remember
while we’re talking side go go remember
while we’re talking side go go remember the classic scene where BL juice was
the classic scene where BL juice was
the classic scene where BL juice was fighting mythical creatures in the
fighting mythical creatures in the
fighting mythical creatures in the sewers yeah me neither
in an attempt to scare the Dietz family
in an attempt to scare the Dietz family away from the house Beetlejuice stomps
away from the house Beetlejuice stomps
away from the house Beetlejuice stomps on cockroaches in order to obtain scare
on cockroaches in order to obtain scare
on cockroaches in order to obtain scare tactics which you use against bosses if
tactics which you use against bosses if
tactics which you use against bosses if that sounds mind-numbing a boring that’s
that sounds mind-numbing a boring that’s
that sounds mind-numbing a boring that’s because it is they’re not even worth the
because it is they’re not even worth the
because it is they’re not even worth the effort of gathering enough points to buy
effort of gathering enough points to buy
effort of gathering enough points to buy them like Beetlejuice himself getting
them like Beetlejuice himself getting
them like Beetlejuice himself getting this game is way easier than making it
this game is way easier than making it
this game is way easier than making it go away
number 6 Who Framed Roger Rabbit so
number 6 Who Framed Roger Rabbit so we’ll give you a 1 guess as to whether
we’ll give you a 1 guess as to whether
we’ll give you a 1 guess as to whether or not this videogame was a faithful
or not this videogame was a faithful
or not this videogame was a faithful adaptation of the movie sure Eddie
adaptation of the movie sure Eddie
adaptation of the movie sure Eddie valiant is in it but we don’t remember
valiant is in it but we don’t remember
valiant is in it but we don’t remember the movie being so damn boring you don’t
the movie being so damn boring you don’t
the movie being so damn boring you don’t understand those people needed to laugh
understand those people needed to laugh
understand those people needed to laugh the gameplay revolves around finding
the gameplay revolves around finding
the gameplay revolves around finding various objects in drawers and chests
various objects in drawers and chests
various objects in drawers and chests and speaking to characters very few of
and speaking to characters very few of
and speaking to characters very few of which are from the movie to deduce Who
which are from the movie to deduce Who
which are from the movie to deduce Who Framed Roger Rabbit not only is this
Framed Roger Rabbit not only is this
Framed Roger Rabbit not only is this tediously boring but the controls are
tediously boring but the controls are
tediously boring but the controls are terrible leading to the game itself
terrible leading to the game itself
terrible leading to the game itself being far more frustrating than
being far more frustrating than
being far more frustrating than necessary and don’t even get us started
necessary and don’t even get us started
necessary and don’t even get us started on those driving levels
number five the uncanny x-men in this
number five the uncanny x-men in this game
game
game another butchered superhero license the
another butchered superhero license the
another butchered superhero license the player controls the titular x-men each
player controls the titular x-men each
player controls the titular x-men each with their own distinct powers similar
with their own distinct powers similar
with their own distinct powers similar to the source material sounds kind of
to the source material sounds kind of
to the source material sounds kind of decent right well unfortunately the game
decent right well unfortunately the game
decent right well unfortunately the game falls flat mostly due to the atrocious
falls flat mostly due to the atrocious
falls flat mostly due to the atrocious friendly AI who seemed to enjoy
friendly AI who seemed to enjoy
friendly AI who seemed to enjoy continuously walking into instant death
continuously walking into instant death
continuously walking into instant death traps just to get your blood boiling
traps just to get your blood boiling
traps just to get your blood boiling then there’s the levels which are so
then there’s the levels which are so
then there’s the levels which are so terrible looking the phil herc dries and
terrible looking the phil herc dries and
terrible looking the phil herc dries and laid out so poorly that you’ll often get
laid out so poorly that you’ll often get
laid out so poorly that you’ll often get lost trying to lead your suicidal squad
lost trying to lead your suicidal squad
lost trying to lead your suicidal squad into battle man LJN sure know how to
into battle man LJN sure know how to
into battle man LJN sure know how to squander good potential next book
squander good potential next book
squander good potential next book nothing you can do for them now menti
nothing you can do for them now menti
nothing you can do for them now menti number four the Karate Kid remember how
number four the Karate Kid remember how
number four the Karate Kid remember how great this film was well we assume
great this film was well we assume
great this film was well we assume that’s what everyone kept saying to
that’s what everyone kept saying to
that’s what everyone kept saying to themselves as they forced their way
themselves as they forced their way
themselves as they forced their way through this game you’ll cut out they do
through this game you’ll cut out they do
through this game you’ll cut out they do guess soul just like grim understand you
guess soul just like grim understand you
guess soul just like grim understand you play as a poorly animated Daniel Larusso
play as a poorly animated Daniel Larusso
play as a poorly animated Daniel Larusso as you fight through four
as you fight through four
as you fight through four yes four whole stages in the entire game
yes four whole stages in the entire game
yes four whole stages in the entire game the gameplay is basically pressing a
the gameplay is basically pressing a
the gameplay is basically pressing a button and kicking an opponent until his
button and kicking an opponent until his
button and kicking an opponent until his life bar is completely drained and what
life bar is completely drained and what
life bar is completely drained and what are you rewarded with a terrible mr.
are you rewarded with a terrible mr.
are you rewarded with a terrible mr. Miyagi head telling you that you’ve
Miyagi head telling you that you’ve
Miyagi head telling you that you’ve become a master I’d rather have my money
become a master I’d rather have my money
become a master I’d rather have my money back thanks
number three Terminator 2 Judgment Day
number three Terminator 2 Judgment Day there are actually four versions of this
there are actually four versions of this
there are actually four versions of this game one for the NES one for the SNES
game one for the NES one for the SNES
game one for the NES one for the SNES one for Amiga and DOS and another for
one for Amiga and DOS and another for
one for Amiga and DOS and another for the Gameboy
the Gameboy
the Gameboy there was a genesis version that wasn’t
there was a genesis version that wasn’t
there was a genesis version that wasn’t actually published by LJN
actually published by LJN
actually published by LJN but it’s just as bad I swear I will not
but it’s just as bad I swear I will not
but it’s just as bad I swear I will not kill anyone while the game is a
kill anyone while the game is a
kill anyone while the game is a surprisingly faithful adaptation I know
surprisingly faithful adaptation I know
surprisingly faithful adaptation I know this is shocking it lacks in other areas
this is shocking it lacks in other areas
this is shocking it lacks in other areas some of these include the graphics which
some of these include the graphics which
some of these include the graphics which are bland and unimaginative and the
are bland and unimaginative and the
are bland and unimaginative and the annoying repetitive music it’s also
annoying repetitive music it’s also
annoying repetitive music it’s also really never clear just what you’re
really never clear just what you’re
really never clear just what you’re supposed to be doing so it’s easy to get
supposed to be doing so it’s easy to get
supposed to be doing so it’s easy to get both frustrated and lost suffice to say
both frustrated and lost suffice to say
both frustrated and lost suffice to say we won’t be back to play this again
number two Bill & Ted’s Excellent video
number two Bill & Ted’s Excellent video game adventure who thought that this
game adventure who thought that this
game adventure who thought that this game would be a good idea honestly who
game would be a good idea honestly who
game would be a good idea honestly who saw the movie and decided yep that would
saw the movie and decided yep that would
saw the movie and decided yep that would make a perfect video game do you know
make a perfect video game do you know
make a perfect video game do you know when the Mongols ruled China the game
when the Mongols ruled China the game
when the Mongols ruled China the game follows the titular heroes as they
follows the titular heroes as they
follows the titular heroes as they attempt to rescue kidnapped historical
attempt to rescue kidnapped historical
attempt to rescue kidnapped historical characters and find historical fates all
characters and find historical fates all
characters and find historical fates all while running into bushes because
while running into bushes because
while running into bushes because apparently that’s important
the game features bad arrogant jokes
the game features bad arrogant jokes galore and his borderline unplayable
galore and his borderline unplayable
galore and his borderline unplayable especially due to the lack of clues
especially due to the lack of clues
especially due to the lack of clues signifying where the historical baits
signifying where the historical baits
signifying where the historical baits are located also get this the famous
are located also get this the famous
are located also get this the famous rebellious duo can’t walk on the grass
rebellious duo can’t walk on the grass
rebellious duo can’t walk on the grass they have to stick to the beaten path
they have to stick to the beaten path
they have to stick to the beaten path how lame is that
before we traumatize you with our top
before we traumatize you with our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions or in this case dishonorable mentions
unfortunately we don’t have Marty’s
unfortunately we don’t have Marty’s DeLorean to go back and prevent this
DeLorean to go back and prevent this
DeLorean to go back and prevent this game from ever happening so we’re forced
game from ever happening so we’re forced
game from ever happening so we’re forced to tell you about it this is uh this is
to tell you about it this is uh this is
to tell you about it this is uh this is heavy-duty dock for one thing the
heavy-duty dock for one thing the
heavy-duty dock for one thing the gameplay revolves entirely around
gameplay revolves entirely around
gameplay revolves entirely around collecting clocks in order to prevent
collecting clocks in order to prevent
collecting clocks in order to prevent the vanishing of Marty’s future yeah
the vanishing of Marty’s future yeah
the vanishing of Marty’s future yeah that makes sense it sounds like a ton of
that makes sense it sounds like a ton of
that makes sense it sounds like a ton of fun it’s also irritatingly difficult and
fun it’s also irritatingly difficult and
fun it’s also irritatingly difficult and the looping music makes you want to
the looping music makes you want to
the looping music makes you want to pierce out your eardrums while the
pierce out your eardrums while the
pierce out your eardrums while the sequel Back to the Future Part two and
sequel Back to the Future Part two and
sequel Back to the Future Part two and three was no winner either it’s nothing
three was no winner either it’s nothing
three was no winner either it’s nothing compared to the travesty that is this
compared to the travesty that is this
compared to the travesty that is this game often consider to be the worst of
game often consider to be the worst of
game often consider to be the worst of all time
do you agree with our list
do you agree with our list what LJN game do you still have
what LJN game do you still have
what LJN game do you still have nightmares about for more scathing top
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