[Music] save your quarters kids don’t pick these
save your quarters kids don’t pick these
save your quarters kids don’t pick these guys welcome to watchmojo.com and today
guys welcome to watchmojo.com and today
guys welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the
we’ll be counting down our picks for the
we’ll be counting down our picks for the top ten worst fighting game characters
every fighting game has them the load
every fighting game has them the load here terribly designed clunky piss-poor
here terribly designed clunky piss-poor
here terribly designed clunky piss-poor characters these are the picks we avoid
characters these are the picks we avoid
characters these are the picks we avoid whether it’s from garbage controls or
whether it’s from garbage controls or
whether it’s from garbage controls or just plain obnoxious personalities
just plain obnoxious personalities
just plain obnoxious personalities that’s not to say you can’t learn how to
that’s not to say you can’t learn how to
that’s not to say you can’t learn how to play with them but really why would you
play with them but really why would you
play with them but really why would you want to number ten Patroklos so old
want to number ten Patroklos so old
want to number ten Patroklos so old caliber five Soulcalibur five showed a
caliber five Soulcalibur five showed a
caliber five Soulcalibur five showed a lot of promise for the series a new
lot of promise for the series a new
lot of promise for the series a new entry that introduced us to a new
entry that introduced us to a new
entry that introduced us to a new generation of fighters who served as
generation of fighters who served as
generation of fighters who served as successors to the original roster yeah
successors to the original roster yeah
successors to the original roster yeah that sounds great
that sounds great
that sounds great unfortunately one of those characters
unfortunately one of those characters
unfortunately one of those characters was this self-absorbed brat who
was this self-absorbed brat who
was this self-absorbed brat who straight-up kills innocent people and
straight-up kills innocent people and
straight-up kills innocent people and generally makes a mess of things how
generally makes a mess of things how
generally makes a mess of things how unfortunate there’s no way to prove
what’s worse well he’s the son of Sophie
what’s worse well he’s the son of Sophie Tia a strong well-developed likeable
Tia a strong well-developed likeable
Tia a strong well-developed likeable series staple he’s essentially a clone
series staple he’s essentially a clone
series staple he’s essentially a clone of her fighting wise and he’s not even a
of her fighting wise and he’s not even a
of her fighting wise and he’s not even a good one with his undeserved arrogance
good one with his undeserved arrogance
good one with his undeserved arrogance and misplaced sense of justice
and misplaced sense of justice
and misplaced sense of justice we’ll settle for his sister instead
we’ll settle for his sister instead
we’ll settle for his sister instead thanks
best of luck battle one fight number
best of luck battle one fight number nine yohko balls 3d there are times when
nine yohko balls 3d there are times when
nine yohko balls 3d there are times when you come across a quirky fighting game
you come across a quirky fighting game
you come across a quirky fighting game that manages to be a hidden gem amongst
that manages to be a hidden gem amongst
that manages to be a hidden gem amongst the other big titles this is not one of
the other big titles this is not one of
the other big titles this is not one of those games to be honest it’s not fair
those games to be honest it’s not fair
those games to be honest it’s not fair to just pick one character since all of
to just pick one character since all of
to just pick one character since all of them are astonishingly terrible but
them are astonishingly terrible but
them are astonishingly terrible but after sitting and mulling it over we had
after sitting and mulling it over we had
after sitting and mulling it over we had to give it to this monkey I guess really
to give it to this monkey I guess really
to give it to this monkey I guess really that’s what we’re working with
that’s what we’re working with
that’s what we’re working with we can’t believe we’re saying this but
we can’t believe we’re saying this but
we can’t believe we’re saying this but at least the other characters kind of
at least the other characters kind of
at least the other characters kind of looked like some person or creature this
looked like some person or creature this
looked like some person or creature this just sort of looks like several brown
just sort of looks like several brown
just sort of looks like several brown balls of play-doh that have been clumped
balls of play-doh that have been clumped
balls of play-doh that have been clumped together to make well whatever it is
together to make well whatever it is
together to make well whatever it is [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number eight being the dynamite sonic
number eight being the dynamite sonic
number eight being the dynamite sonic the fighters you can file this under who
the fighters you can file this under who
the fighters you can file this under who the hell thought this would be a good
the hell thought this would be a good
the hell thought this would be a good idea
idea
idea granted some non fighting game
granted some non fighting game
granted some non fighting game franchises make for good beat em ups but
franchises make for good beat em ups but
franchises make for good beat em ups but Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog come on much like balls 3d it’s
come on much like balls 3d it’s
come on much like balls 3d it’s difficult to pick one bad character I
difficult to pick one bad character I
difficult to pick one bad character I mean the entire game is a disaster and
mean the entire game is a disaster and
mean the entire game is a disaster and is one of those things that take a
is one of those things that take a
is one of those things that take a wishes that we’d for God ever existed
still come on being the dynamite a green
still come on being the dynamite a green duck who throws explosives and you know
duck who throws explosives and you know
duck who throws explosives and you know pecks it his opponents are we sure that
pecks it his opponents are we sure that
pecks it his opponents are we sure that this isn’t someone’s Sonico see that
this isn’t someone’s Sonico see that
this isn’t someone’s Sonico see that they just tossed in the trash in the
they just tossed in the trash in the
they just tossed in the trash in the hopes of never one ever seen it nope
hopes of never one ever seen it nope
hopes of never one ever seen it nope he’s really in the comics
he’s really in the comics
he’s really in the comics really
really
really [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number seven Pichu super smash brothers
number seven Pichu super smash brothers
number seven Pichu super smash brothers melee just because it’s cute doesn’t
melee just because it’s cute doesn’t
melee just because it’s cute doesn’t mean it’s useful especially in a game
mean it’s useful especially in a game
mean it’s useful especially in a game like Super Smash Brothers perhaps if the
like Super Smash Brothers perhaps if the
like Super Smash Brothers perhaps if the order were reversed and we got Pichu
order were reversed and we got Pichu
order were reversed and we got Pichu first and then moved on to Pikachu but
first and then moved on to Pikachu but
first and then moved on to Pikachu but as it stands Pichu is pretty lackluster
as it stands Pichu is pretty lackluster
as it stands Pichu is pretty lackluster when it’s superior version is available
now there are some benefits to this tiny
now there are some benefits to this tiny electric Mouse it’s faster than Pikachu
electric Mouse it’s faster than Pikachu
electric Mouse it’s faster than Pikachu and can bounce off walls but its attack
and can bounce off walls but its attack
and can bounce off walls but its attack range is dismal and worst of all get
range is dismal and worst of all get
range is dismal and worst of all get this it hurts itself when using any sort
this it hurts itself when using any sort
this it hurts itself when using any sort of electricity
of electricity
of electricity the only good thing we can say about him
the only good thing we can say about him
the only good thing we can say about him is that he didn’t come back for future
is that he didn’t come back for future
is that he didn’t come back for future games number 6 mr. Satan dragon ball z
games number 6 mr. Satan dragon ball z
games number 6 mr. Satan dragon ball z budokai series you came away from our
budokai series you came away from our
budokai series you came away from our daughter huh what
daughter huh what
daughter huh what Hercule sucks and for you DBZ purist out
Hercule sucks and for you DBZ purist out
Hercule sucks and for you DBZ purist out there mr. Satan sucks
there mr. Satan sucks
there mr. Satan sucks however unlike some of the other
however unlike some of the other
however unlike some of the other characters on this list we understand
characters on this list we understand
characters on this list we understand that mr. Hercule Satan will be included
that mr. Hercule Satan will be included
that mr. Hercule Satan will be included in the game he has to be in order to go
in the game he has to be in order to go
in the game he has to be in order to go along with the plot that does not mean
along with the plot that does not mean
along with the plot that does not mean that he’s worth picking not if you’re
that he’s worth picking not if you’re
that he’s worth picking not if you’re trying to take this game seriously at
trying to take this game seriously at
trying to take this game seriously at least but if you’re looking for a good
least but if you’re looking for a good
least but if you’re looking for a good laugh in battle then this is definitely
laugh in battle then this is definitely
laugh in battle then this is definitely the guy to go for it’s almost quaint
the guy to go for it’s almost quaint
the guy to go for it’s almost quaint watching him try to stand a chance
watching him try to stand a chance
watching him try to stand a chance against the other roster of characters
against the other roster of characters
against the other roster of characters [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] number five Dan Hibiki Street Fighter
number five Dan Hibiki Street Fighter
number five Dan Hibiki Street Fighter series I hope you’re ready for a beat
series I hope you’re ready for a beat
series I hope you’re ready for a beat this is the ultimate joke in video game
this is the ultimate joke in video game
this is the ultimate joke in video game characters
characters
characters what started as a jab against an art of
what started as a jab against an art of
what started as a jab against an art of fighting has become a pink typhoon of
fighting has become a pink typhoon of
fighting has become a pink typhoon of feeble overconfidence just like mr.
feeble overconfidence just like mr.
feeble overconfidence just like mr. Satan Dan has become a humorous staple
Satan Dan has become a humorous staple
Satan Dan has become a humorous staple in the series so we all know the Dan
in the series so we all know the Dan
in the series so we all know the Dan sucks but I guess we kind of love him
sucks but I guess we kind of love him
sucks but I guess we kind of love him for it
for it
for it dan abhi is one fans the world over
dan abhi is one fans the world over
dan abhi is one fans the world over earning stardom not just from experience
earning stardom not just from experience
earning stardom not just from experience but from his incredible good looks and
but from his incredible good looks and
but from his incredible good looks and personality
personality
personality the only reason we’d ever pick him is if
the only reason we’d ever pick him is if
the only reason we’d ever pick him is if the game had some kind of bonus for
the game had some kind of bonus for
the game had some kind of bonus for beating it with everyone then we’d have
beating it with everyone then we’d have
beating it with everyone then we’d have to crank the difficulty to insultingly
to crank the difficulty to insultingly
to crank the difficulty to insultingly easy because that’s the only way that
easy because that’s the only way that
easy because that’s the only way that Dan will win at anything well that’s not
Dan will win at anything well that’s not
Dan will win at anything well that’s not my phone number for su how Mortal Kombat
my phone number for su how Mortal Kombat
my phone number for su how Mortal Kombat series Mortal Kombat has had a long
series Mortal Kombat has had a long
series Mortal Kombat has had a long history of colorful characters and some
history of colorful characters and some
history of colorful characters and some who should have stayed tucked away in
who should have stayed tucked away in
who should have stayed tucked away in Ned Boone’s closet while characters like
Ned Boone’s closet while characters like
Ned Boone’s closet while characters like mocap were intentionally silly so how it
mocap were intentionally silly so how it
mocap were intentionally silly so how it was supposed to be taken seriously well
was supposed to be taken seriously well
was supposed to be taken seriously well kudos to you if you got past his tacky
kudos to you if you got past his tacky
kudos to you if you got past his tacky design but we suppose that left you with
design but we suppose that left you with
design but we suppose that left you with a truly unremarkable combatant with a
a truly unremarkable combatant with a
a truly unremarkable combatant with a capital K Jax eventually caught up with
capital K Jax eventually caught up with
capital K Jax eventually caught up with swell and ripped the implant from his
swell and ripped the implant from his
swell and ripped the implant from his chest in retribution the creator’s hated
chest in retribution the creator’s hated
chest in retribution the creator’s hated him so much that he dies in Deadly
him so much that he dies in Deadly
him so much that he dies in Deadly Alliance and Armageddon since they had
Alliance and Armageddon since they had
Alliance and Armageddon since they had to bring him back to complete the roster
to bring him back to complete the roster
to bring him back to complete the roster man it’s really hard out there for a
man it’s really hard out there for a
man it’s really hard out there for a cybernetically enhanced Mongolian soo
cybernetically enhanced Mongolian soo
cybernetically enhanced Mongolian soo how became his true self a demon of
how became his true self a demon of
how became his true self a demon of emptiness and desolation number three
emptiness and desolation number three
emptiness and desolation number three Shaq Shaq foo
Shaq Shaq foo
Shaq Shaq foo [Music]
[Music]
[Music] you see mojo holux there was a magical
you see mojo holux there was a magical
you see mojo holux there was a magical time called the 90s and in the 90s
time called the 90s and in the 90s
time called the 90s and in the 90s Shaquille O’Neal was trying to become a
Shaquille O’Neal was trying to become a
Shaquille O’Neal was trying to become a thing insert some crappy movies and this
thing insert some crappy movies and this
thing insert some crappy movies and this fighting game where a basketball player
fighting game where a basketball player
fighting game where a basketball player walks into a dojo it ends up in another
walks into a dojo it ends up in another
walks into a dojo it ends up in another dime mm-hmm
sadly this is not the punchline to a
sadly this is not the punchline to a joke and Shaq looks so out of place with
joke and Shaq looks so out of place with
joke and Shaq looks so out of place with those baggy shorts and sneakers and he
those baggy shorts and sneakers and he
those baggy shorts and sneakers and he plays about as well as he shoots free
plays about as well as he shoots free
plays about as well as he shoots free throws yeah at least he doesn’t rap and
throws yeah at least he doesn’t rap and
throws yeah at least he doesn’t rap and hopefully it stays that way in the
hopefully it stays that way in the
hopefully it stays that way in the sequel yes you heard that right there is
sequel yes you heard that right there is
sequel yes you heard that right there is a sequel coming number 2 e co 35 to rise
a sequel coming number 2 e co 35 to rise
a sequel coming number 2 e co 35 to rise of the robots
[Music]
[Music] for the most part dreadful characters
for the most part dreadful characters
for the most part dreadful characters and fighting games are optional we said
and fighting games are optional we said
and fighting games are optional we said for the most part for a reason as far as
for the most part for a reason as far as
for the most part for a reason as far as unremarkable protagonists go EC Oh 35 to
unremarkable protagonists go EC Oh 35 to
unremarkable protagonists go EC Oh 35 to is high on the list and you have to play
is high on the list and you have to play
is high on the list and you have to play as him in story mode the worst part he’s
as him in story mode the worst part he’s
as him in story mode the worst part he’s the only playable option period
the only playable option period
the only playable option period [Music]
[Music]
[Music] we guess the developers thought that
we guess the developers thought that
we guess the developers thought that switching characters was overrated after
switching characters was overrated after
switching characters was overrated after all why suffer through poorly designed
all why suffer through poorly designed
all why suffer through poorly designed hard to control robots when you can be
hard to control robots when you can be
hard to control robots when you can be limited to just one
limited to just one
limited to just one maybe that’s what vs. mode is for except
maybe that’s what vs. mode is for except
maybe that’s what vs. mode is for except when you play that someone by default
when you play that someone by default
when you play that someone by default has to play EC yo 35 Wow
before we purposely let the continue
before we purposely let the continue screen reach zero let’s let the cursor
screen reach zero let’s let the cursor
screen reach zero let’s let the cursor linger on these honourable mentions
linger on these honourable mentions
linger on these honourable mentions [Music]
right
right [Music]
we’re totally about to break that first
we’re totally about to break that first rule of Fight Club because we have to
rule of Fight Club because we have to
rule of Fight Club because we have to talk about this there are a lot of
talk about this there are a lot of
talk about this there are a lot of questions we were left with but the one
questions we were left with but the one
questions we were left with but the one that lingers the longest is why fred
that lingers the longest is why fred
that lingers the longest is why fred durst is he just another layer of the
durst is he just another layer of the
durst is he just another layer of the narrator’s personality is he maybe tyler
narrator’s personality is he maybe tyler
narrator’s personality is he maybe tyler durden without the brad pitt charm why
durden without the brad pitt charm why
durden without the brad pitt charm why is fred durst an unlockable character in
is fred durst an unlockable character in
is fred durst an unlockable character in this game is it because of the Fight
this game is it because of the Fight
this game is it because of the Fight Club shout out to limb biscuits living
Club shout out to limb biscuits living
Club shout out to limb biscuits living it up I don’t know but the only thing
it up I don’t know but the only thing
it up I don’t know but the only thing worse than a fighting game not having
worse than a fighting game not having
worse than a fighting game not having unlockables is a fighting game with bad
unlockables is a fighting game with bad
unlockables is a fighting game with bad illogical unlockables who control like
illogical unlockables who control like
illogical unlockables who control like bars of soap do you agree with our list
bars of soap do you agree with our list
bars of soap do you agree with our list which fighting game characters do you
which fighting game characters do you
which fighting game characters do you fight against in training mode so you
fight against in training mode so you
fight against in training mode so you can purposefully beat the crap out of
can purposefully beat the crap out of
can purposefully beat the crap out of them
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