pray that you’re never unlucky enough to spend a family bonding session watching
spend a family bonding session watching
spend a family bonding session watching one of these flicks welcome to
one of these flicks welcome to
one of these flicks welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 worst
down our picks for the top 10 worst
down our picks for the top 10 worst family movies we must lose hope no
family movies we must lose hope no
family movies we must lose hope no matter how cold and lonely it gets
matter how cold and lonely it gets
matter how cold and lonely it gets Gordie will find us for this list we’re
Gordie will find us for this list we’re
Gordie will find us for this list we’re looking at movies that attempted to
looking at movies that attempted to
looking at movies that attempted to appeal to both adults and children but
appeal to both adults and children but
appeal to both adults and children but ended up bombing at the box office
ended up bombing at the box office
ended up bombing at the box office receiving bad reviews or both we put a
receiving bad reviews or both we put a
receiving bad reviews or both we put a few toaster waffles aside for winter and
few toaster waffles aside for winter and
few toaster waffles aside for winter and magnets channel number 10
magnets channel number 10
magnets channel number 10 Kazaam who can’t change it I am Kazaam
Kazaam who can’t change it I am Kazaam
Kazaam who can’t change it I am Kazaam right as he was starting his eight-year
right as he was starting his eight-year
right as he was starting his eight-year stint as the legendary Center for the
stint as the legendary Center for the
stint as the legendary Center for the Los Angeles Lakers Shaquille O’Neal
Los Angeles Lakers Shaquille O’Neal
Los Angeles Lakers Shaquille O’Neal decided to take his career in a
decided to take his career in a
decided to take his career in a different direction with some acting
different direction with some acting
different direction with some acting roles he chose to star as a 5000 year
roles he chose to star as a 5000 year
roles he chose to star as a 5000 year old genie in this family comedy which
old genie in this family comedy which
old genie in this family comedy which became one of the most ridiculed films
became one of the most ridiculed films
became one of the most ridiculed films of the 90s you realize Who I am I’m your
of the 90s you realize Who I am I’m your
of the 90s you realize Who I am I’m your genie the premise which seized Shaq’s
genie the premise which seized Shaq’s
genie the premise which seized Shaq’s titular Genie emerged from a boom box
titular Genie emerged from a boom box
titular Genie emerged from a boom box after being found by a young boy is
after being found by a young boy is
after being found by a young boy is absurd enough but the film’s detractors
absurd enough but the film’s detractors
absurd enough but the film’s detractors said it was made worse by a mediocre
said it was made worse by a mediocre
said it was made worse by a mediocre script and chasms constantly creepy
script and chasms constantly creepy
script and chasms constantly creepy actions and you’re a friend of Max’s how
actions and you’re a friend of Max’s how
actions and you’re a friend of Max’s how sweet of you to call me a friend but the
sweet of you to call me a friend but the
sweet of you to call me a friend but the school district more commonly refers to
school district more commonly refers to
school district more commonly refers to me as a tutor a tutor well the school
me as a tutor a tutor well the school
me as a tutor a tutor well the school got you a tutor if that’s not enough
got you a tutor if that’s not enough
got you a tutor if that’s not enough Shaq also raps
Shaq also raps
Shaq also raps repeatedly watch it boy you don’t want
repeatedly watch it boy you don’t want
repeatedly watch it boy you don’t want to diss me or I’ll dish out my misery
to be that the syrup on seat number nine
to be that the syrup on seat number nine g-force I’m pretty sure this is animal
g-force I’m pretty sure this is animal
g-force I’m pretty sure this is animal cruelty but I love it
cruelty but I love it
cruelty but I love it despite a surprisingly capable cast that
despite a surprisingly capable cast that
despite a surprisingly capable cast that includes Zach Galifianakis and Will
includes Zach Galifianakis and Will
includes Zach Galifianakis and Will Arnett as well as the voices of Sam
Arnett as well as the voices of Sam
Arnett as well as the voices of Sam Rockwell and Penelope Cruz this guinea
Rockwell and Penelope Cruz this guinea
Rockwell and Penelope Cruz this guinea pig filled spy film no joke lacks any of
pig filled spy film no joke lacks any of
pig filled spy film no joke lacks any of the power its title may suggest what
the power its title may suggest what
the power its title may suggest what some of this you over broke it over
some of this you over broke it over
some of this you over broke it over while its action scenes may be
while its action scenes may be
while its action scenes may be relatively entertaining critics say it
relatively entertaining critics say it
relatively entertaining critics say it offers little of substance to its target
offers little of substance to its target
offers little of substance to its target audience
audience
audience due to its contrived action movie plot
due to its contrived action movie plot
due to its contrived action movie plot and cliche written script Pearlie how
and cliche written script Pearlie how
and cliche written script Pearlie how would you butt out of my face
would you butt out of my face
would you butt out of my face Thank You face oh my boy g-force was
Thank You face oh my boy g-force was
Thank You face oh my boy g-force was actually a box-office hit earning almost
actually a box-office hit earning almost
actually a box-office hit earning almost 300 million dollars worldwide but that’s
300 million dollars worldwide but that’s
300 million dollars worldwide but that’s probably only because it starred rodents
probably only because it starred rodents
probably only because it starred rodents with tiny guns and goggles going survive
with tiny guns and goggles going survive
with tiny guns and goggles going survive row number 8 ghost dad aren’t you tired
row number 8 ghost dad aren’t you tired
row number 8 ghost dad aren’t you tired uh I don’t think ghosts get tired even
uh I don’t think ghosts get tired even
uh I don’t think ghosts get tired even before his highly publicized fall from
before his highly publicized fall from
before his highly publicized fall from grace this movie was considered a blot
grace this movie was considered a blot
grace this movie was considered a blot on the then distinguished resume of Bill
on the then distinguished resume of Bill
on the then distinguished resume of Bill Cosby you wallet directed by legendary
Cosby you wallet directed by legendary
Cosby you wallet directed by legendary actors Sidney Poitier of all people this
actors Sidney Poitier of all people this
actors Sidney Poitier of all people this story follows a father who dies and
story follows a father who dies and
story follows a father who dies and comes back to life as a spirit a concept
comes back to life as a spirit a concept
comes back to life as a spirit a concept some labelled ill-conceived and kind of
some labelled ill-conceived and kind of
some labelled ill-conceived and kind of unfunny can you move your lips to
unfunny can you move your lips to
unfunny can you move your lips to something dad this is really weird it
something dad this is really weird it
something dad this is really weird it constantly winds up on critics lists of
constantly winds up on critics lists of
constantly winds up on critics lists of the worst films of the 90s and has even
the worst films of the 90s and has even
the worst films of the 90s and has even found its way onto several worst of all
found its way onto several worst of all
found its way onto several worst of all time lists among its other flaws haters
time lists among its other flaws haters
time lists among its other flaws haters say the fantasy comedies internal logic
say the fantasy comedies internal logic
say the fantasy comedies internal logic makes no sense the movie features
makes no sense the movie features
makes no sense the movie features Satanists and the plot becomes really
Satanists and the plot becomes really
Satanists and the plot becomes really disturbing in hindsight
rude is that way after all the last
rude is that way after all the last thing anyone would want to give Bill
thing anyone would want to give Bill
thing anyone would want to give Bill Cosby is the ability to walk through
Cosby is the ability to walk through
Cosby is the ability to walk through walls I am a ghost I’m no longer living
walls I am a ghost I’m no longer living
walls I am a ghost I’m no longer living this is a joke right
this is a joke right
this is a joke right number seven mr. Magoo the eggplant pop
number seven mr. Magoo the eggplant pop
number seven mr. Magoo the eggplant pop you what watch your head
you what watch your head
you what watch your head it truly pains us to watch the legendary
it truly pains us to watch the legendary
it truly pains us to watch the legendary comedic talent of Leslie Nielsen being
comedic talent of Leslie Nielsen being
comedic talent of Leslie Nielsen being put to use in a movie this disappointing
in this adaptation of the classic
in this adaptation of the classic cartoon Nielsen plays the titular blind
cartoon Nielsen plays the titular blind
cartoon Nielsen plays the titular blind character whose only purpose in life is
character whose only purpose in life is
character whose only purpose in life is to get into dangerous contrived
to get into dangerous contrived
to get into dangerous contrived situations because of his blindness only
situations because of his blindness only
situations because of his blindness only to then get out of said situations
to then get out of said situations
to then get out of said situations because of his blindness iq package the
because of his blindness iq package the
because of his blindness iq package the film received such a negative reaction
film received such a negative reaction
film received such a negative reaction from blind and nearsighted groups that
from blind and nearsighted groups that
from blind and nearsighted groups that Disney pulled it from theaters after
Disney pulled it from theaters after
Disney pulled it from theaters after only two weeks some say the only funny
only two weeks some say the only funny
only two weeks some say the only funny thing about this movie is the disclaimer
thing about this movie is the disclaimer
thing about this movie is the disclaimer at the end saying that it was not meant
at the end saying that it was not meant
at the end saying that it was not meant to be an accurate portrayal of
to be an accurate portrayal of
to be an accurate portrayal of nearsighted or blind people thanks for
nearsighted or blind people thanks for
nearsighted or blind people thanks for clearing that up
clearing that up
clearing that up Oh Stacy aren’t you a sight for sore
Oh Stacy aren’t you a sight for sore
Oh Stacy aren’t you a sight for sore eyes
eyes
eyes number six daddy day camp oh who wants
number six daddy day camp oh who wants
number six daddy day camp oh who wants chocolate while 2003’s daddy daycare
chocolate while 2003’s daddy daycare
chocolate while 2003’s daddy daycare definitely wasn’t high art it did have
definitely wasn’t high art it did have
definitely wasn’t high art it did have the always welcome presence of Eddie
the always welcome presence of Eddie
the always welcome presence of Eddie Murphy about game today already needs
Murphy about game today already needs
Murphy about game today already needs obstructions and playing activities
obstructions and playing activities
obstructions and playing activities no we need ritalin and leashes that’s
no we need ritalin and leashes that’s
no we need ritalin and leashes that’s what we need but in this maligned sequel
what we need but in this maligned sequel
what we need but in this maligned sequel Murphy was replaced by Cuba Gooding jr.
Murphy was replaced by Cuba Gooding jr.
Murphy was replaced by Cuba Gooding jr. a man who some have said was suffering
a man who some have said was suffering
a man who some have said was suffering through the dreaded Oscar curse
the result is basically 90 minutes spent
the result is basically 90 minutes spent watching an Academy Award winner become
watching an Academy Award winner become
watching an Academy Award winner become the victim of unfortunate physical gags
the victim of unfortunate physical gags
the victim of unfortunate physical gags interspersed with poop and vomit jokes
interspersed with poop and vomit jokes
interspersed with poop and vomit jokes thrown in for good measure amazingly
thrown in for good measure amazingly
thrown in for good measure amazingly enough this film was directed by Fred
enough this film was directed by Fred
enough this film was directed by Fred Savage of The Wonder Years Fame who
Savage of The Wonder Years Fame who
Savage of The Wonder Years Fame who really should know more about making
really should know more about making
really should know more about making decent family entertainment hi eight
decent family entertainment hi eight
decent family entertainment hi eight kids number five
kids number five
kids number five mr. nanny it’s probably weird to see
mr. nanny it’s probably weird to see
mr. nanny it’s probably weird to see wrestling legend Hulk Hogan and movies
wrestling legend Hulk Hogan and movies
wrestling legend Hulk Hogan and movies meant for all ages but he made a lot of
meant for all ages but he made a lot of
meant for all ages but he made a lot of those flicks in the 90s to mixed results
those flicks in the 90s to mixed results
those flicks in the 90s to mixed results from now on you’re gonna ask right cuz I
from now on you’re gonna ask right cuz I
from now on you’re gonna ask right cuz I ain’t leavin consider the worst of these
ain’t leavin consider the worst of these
ain’t leavin consider the worst of these vehicles was this poor excuse for a
vehicles was this poor excuse for a
vehicles was this poor excuse for a comedy where Hogan plays an ex wrestler
comedy where Hogan plays an ex wrestler
comedy where Hogan plays an ex wrestler what a stretch who’s assigned to look
what a stretch who’s assigned to look
what a stretch who’s assigned to look over the young kids of a tech mogul I
over the young kids of a tech mogul I
over the young kids of a tech mogul I can show you few things about defending
can show you few things about defending
can show you few things about defending yourself can’t mr. babysitter I don’t
yourself can’t mr. babysitter I don’t
yourself can’t mr. babysitter I don’t want your stupid help it plays out as
want your stupid help it plays out as
want your stupid help it plays out as you’d expect with the kids initially
you’d expect with the kids initially
you’d expect with the kids initially pulling a variety of pranks on the
pulling a variety of pranks on the
pulling a variety of pranks on the monstrously sized Hogan and then having
monstrously sized Hogan and then having
monstrously sized Hogan and then having him warm up to them after saving them
him warm up to them after saving them
him warm up to them after saving them from a threat I love you guys I love you
from a threat I love you guys I love you
from a threat I love you guys I love you too
too
too unfortunately critics pointed out a few
unfortunately critics pointed out a few
unfortunately critics pointed out a few problems with this one
problems with this one
problems with this one namely one Hogan can’t act – the movie
namely one Hogan can’t act – the movie
namely one Hogan can’t act – the movie isn’t as funny as it wants to be and
isn’t as funny as it wants to be and
isn’t as funny as it wants to be and three it’s not even that heartwarming we
three it’s not even that heartwarming we
three it’s not even that heartwarming we have come to play with the children my
have come to play with the children my
have come to play with the children my dead body
dead body
dead body number four son of the mask go on Albie
do it do it
do it do it take that while the original mask wasn’t
take that while the original mask wasn’t
take that while the original mask wasn’t exactly aimed at adults its humour and
exactly aimed at adults its humour and
exactly aimed at adults its humour and content weren’t necessarily
content weren’t necessarily
content weren’t necessarily family-friendly either so when they
family-friendly either so when they
family-friendly either so when they decided to make a sequel 11 years later
decided to make a sequel 11 years later
decided to make a sequel 11 years later the creators decided to gear it towards
the creators decided to gear it towards
the creators decided to gear it towards a younger audience more so they say I am
a younger audience more so they say I am
a younger audience more so they say I am Loki god of mischief
Loki god of mischief
Loki god of mischief yeah and I’m Tim got a crazy baby lamb
yeah and I’m Tim got a crazy baby lamb
yeah and I’m Tim got a crazy baby lamb you get all the babies why do we say
you get all the babies why do we say
you get all the babies why do we say that because this film in which raunchy
that because this film in which raunchy
that because this film in which raunchy stand-up comedian Jamie Kennedy fights
stand-up comedian Jamie Kennedy fights
stand-up comedian Jamie Kennedy fights Alan Cummings Loki for control of the
Alan Cummings Loki for control of the
Alan Cummings Loki for control of the mask contains some of the most
mask contains some of the most
mask contains some of the most unintentionally disturbing imagery and
unintentionally disturbing imagery and
unintentionally disturbing imagery and questionable excuses for quality we’ve
questionable excuses for quality we’ve
questionable excuses for quality we’ve ever seen just give me the mask I don’t
ever seen just give me the mask I don’t
ever seen just give me the mask I don’t have it I think my doggy the worst of it
have it I think my doggy the worst of it
have it I think my doggy the worst of it comes from Kennedy’s dog Otis and his
comes from Kennedy’s dog Otis and his
comes from Kennedy’s dog Otis and his son Albie who both possess the powers of
son Albie who both possess the powers of
son Albie who both possess the powers of the mask and try to compete for
the mask and try to compete for
the mask and try to compete for Kennedy’s affections this includes
Kennedy’s affections this includes
Kennedy’s affections this includes several instances of the dog trying to
several instances of the dog trying to
several instances of the dog trying to kill the baby you know for families I
kill the baby you know for families I
kill the baby you know for families I was caught out in Vera Singh number
was caught out in Vera Singh number
was caught out in Vera Singh number three Mac and me Debbie what’s going on
here’s a losing formula ripoff one of
here’s a losing formula ripoff one of the best family films of all time while
the best family films of all time while
the best family films of all time while amplifying the part no one asked for the
amplifying the part no one asked for the
amplifying the part no one asked for the product placement we think even
product placement we think even
product placement we think even advertising execs can agree that Mac and
advertising execs can agree that Mac and
advertising execs can agree that Mac and me is shameless in every way
me is shameless in every way
me is shameless in every way particularly in the way it replicates
particularly in the way it replicates
particularly in the way it replicates everything from Steven Spielberg’s et
everything from Steven Spielberg’s et
everything from Steven Spielberg’s et from its friendship between a young boy
from its friendship between a young boy
from its friendship between a young boy and an alien to adapting its working
and an alien to adapting its working
and an alien to adapting its working title
title
title ET and me things ruined it’s totally
ET and me things ruined it’s totally
ET and me things ruined it’s totally ruined it wasn’t me ma missed a little
ruined it wasn’t me ma missed a little
ruined it wasn’t me ma missed a little treat your side but Mac and me is most
treat your side but Mac and me is most
treat your side but Mac and me is most infamous for its barely veiled product
infamous for its barely veiled product
infamous for its barely veiled product placement which prominently includes
placement which prominently includes
placement which prominently includes coca-cola skittles and of course
coca-cola skittles and of course
coca-cola skittles and of course McDonald’s what’s next a Ronald McDonald
McDonald’s what’s next a Ronald McDonald
McDonald’s what’s next a Ronald McDonald cameo oh come on
cameo oh come on
cameo oh come on it’s
it’s
it’s forcing your kids to watch an actual
forcing your kids to watch an actual
forcing your kids to watch an actual commercial only instead of 30 seconds it
commercial only instead of 30 seconds it
commercial only instead of 30 seconds it lasts 99 minutes you know what I feel
lasts 99 minutes you know what I feel
lasts 99 minutes you know what I feel like a Big Mac man is a genius
like a Big Mac man is a genius
like a Big Mac man is a genius I’m sorry key number two super babies
I’m sorry key number two super babies
I’m sorry key number two super babies baby geniuses to Allman’s world will be
baby geniuses to Allman’s world will be
baby geniuses to Allman’s world will be the McDonald’s of daycare great will be
the McDonald’s of daycare great will be
the McDonald’s of daycare great will be known as McBay be maybe the reason the
known as McBay be maybe the reason the
known as McBay be maybe the reason the sequel was made is because it’s 1999
sequel was made is because it’s 1999
sequel was made is because it’s 1999 predecessor was marginally successful
predecessor was marginally successful
predecessor was marginally successful and its director Bob Clark and directed
and its director Bob Clark and directed
and its director Bob Clark and directed one of the greatest family films of all
one of the greatest family films of all
one of the greatest family films of all time a Christmas story how do you be
time a Christmas story how do you be
time a Christmas story how do you be careful out there don’t shoot your eye
careful out there don’t shoot your eye
careful out there don’t shoot your eye out unfortunately any family who pops
out unfortunately any family who pops
out unfortunately any family who pops this one in looking to find an hour and
this one in looking to find an hour and
this one in looking to find an hour and a half of cute kids saying badly lip
a half of cute kids saying badly lip
a half of cute kids saying badly lip synced dialogue will find just that well
synced dialogue will find just that well
synced dialogue will find just that well is your well now Archie you know what
is your well now Archie you know what
is your well now Archie you know what I’m just a baby complementing that is a
I’m just a baby complementing that is a
I’m just a baby complementing that is a story about mind control via television
story about mind control via television
story about mind control via television a group of CGI toddlers with superpowers
a group of CGI toddlers with superpowers
a group of CGI toddlers with superpowers jumping around and legendary actor Jon
jumping around and legendary actor Jon
jumping around and legendary actor Jon Voight putting on a faux European accent
Voight putting on a faux European accent
Voight putting on a faux European accent that makes Borat sound authentic
that makes Borat sound authentic
that makes Borat sound authentic I should have staying young forever you
I should have staying young forever you
I should have staying young forever you took all that from me don’t be fooled by
took all that from me don’t be fooled by
took all that from me don’t be fooled by the adorable faces this one can be
the adorable faces this one can be
the adorable faces this one can be skipped
skipped
skipped IBP scanning if you touch my tie
IBP scanning if you touch my tie
IBP scanning if you touch my tie pacifier before we unveil our number one
pacifier before we unveil our number one
pacifier before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable or in this
pick here are some honorable or in this
pick here are some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions who is this
ah that’s my mom
ah that’s my mom awkward when you get me across a smurf
awkward when you get me across a smurf
awkward when you get me across a smurf with a cow
with a cow
with a cow blue cheese number one the Garbage Pail
blue cheese number one the Garbage Pail
blue cheese number one the Garbage Pail Kids movie more than anything families
Kids movie more than anything families
Kids movie more than anything families deserve really good movies families
deserve really good movies families
deserve really good movies families don’t deserve movies that pander to
don’t deserve movies that pander to
don’t deserve movies that pander to their target audience or teach
their target audience or teach
their target audience or teach questionable morals or are shockingly
questionable morals or are shockingly
questionable morals or are shockingly unpleasant to sit through my gum here
unpleasant to sit through my gum here
unpleasant to sit through my gum here what did you eat everything
what did you eat everything
what did you eat everything that’ll do it alright all of these
that’ll do it alright all of these
that’ll do it alright all of these pieces of criticism have been levied at
pieces of criticism have been levied at
pieces of criticism have been levied at this film adaptation of the popular
this film adaptation of the popular
this film adaptation of the popular trading card series le you ate my burger
trading card series le you ate my burger
trading card series le you ate my burger as he is yeah oh yeah
as he is yeah oh yeah
as he is yeah oh yeah prove it I can’t ape evidence labeled by
prove it I can’t ape evidence labeled by
prove it I can’t ape evidence labeled by some is a gross unfunny and poorly made
some is a gross unfunny and poorly made
some is a gross unfunny and poorly made film in the guise of family
film in the guise of family
film in the guise of family entertainment the Garbage Pail Kids
entertainment the Garbage Pail Kids
entertainment the Garbage Pail Kids movie was criticized for its repugnant
movie was criticized for its repugnant
movie was criticized for its repugnant and annoying title characters dark
and annoying title characters dark
and annoying title characters dark environments and baffling excuse for a
environments and baffling excuse for a
environments and baffling excuse for a moral center based around what true
moral center based around what true
moral center based around what true ugliness really needs ugliness is not in
ugliness really needs ugliness is not in
ugliness really needs ugliness is not in a mirror ugliness is cruelty meanness of
a mirror ugliness is cruelty meanness of
a mirror ugliness is cruelty meanness of spirit gree spoiler it makes no sense
spirit gree spoiler it makes no sense
spirit gree spoiler it makes no sense some say this movie belongs in a garbage
some say this movie belongs in a garbage
some say this movie belongs in a garbage pail but even that may be too good a
pail but even that may be too good a
pail but even that may be too good a fate for it well perhaps it would have
fate for it well perhaps it would have
fate for it well perhaps it would have been safer to lock them away from the
been safer to lock them away from the
been safer to lock them away from the world do you agree with our list what
world do you agree with our list what
world do you agree with our list what movies would you hate to watch with your
movies would you hate to watch with your
movies would you hate to watch with your family they’ll go get the first aid kit
family they’ll go get the first aid kit
family they’ll go get the first aid kit for more enjoyable top 10s published
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