okay let’s move out you’d have to be pretty dense to be fooled by these
pretty dense to be fooled by these
pretty dense to be fooled by these get-ups welcome to watchmojo.com and
get-ups welcome to watchmojo.com and
get-ups welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 worst disguises in movies
hello for this list we’re taking a look
hello for this list we’re taking a look at the most unconvincing and flat-out
at the most unconvincing and flat-out
at the most unconvincing and flat-out terrible movie disguises whether they’re
terrible movie disguises whether they’re
terrible movie disguises whether they’re purposely bad or unintentionally bad
number 10 all woman Arnold junior
number 10 all woman Arnold junior regnant what’s more preposterous than
regnant what’s more preposterous than
regnant what’s more preposterous than Arnold Schwarzenegger as a pregnant man
Arnold Schwarzenegger as a pregnant man
Arnold Schwarzenegger as a pregnant man how about Arnold Schwarzenegger as a
how about Arnold Schwarzenegger as a
how about Arnold Schwarzenegger as a pregnant man posing as a pregnant woman
pregnant man posing as a pregnant woman
pregnant man posing as a pregnant woman in this ivan reitman comedy arnie
in this ivan reitman comedy arnie
in this ivan reitman comedy arnie inexplicably gets knocked up and attends
inexplicably gets knocked up and attends
inexplicably gets knocked up and attends a retreat for expecting mama’s I
a retreat for expecting mama’s I
a retreat for expecting mama’s I realized that my appearance may be a bit
realized that my appearance may be a bit
realized that my appearance may be a bit startling his facade comes complete with
startling his facade comes complete with
startling his facade comes complete with a blonde wig pearls and a pink dress to
a blonde wig pearls and a pink dress to
a blonde wig pearls and a pink dress to make this ridiculous disguise appear
make this ridiculous disguise appear
make this ridiculous disguise appear slightly more believable
slightly more believable
slightly more believable Arnold shocks his masculinity up to
Arnold shocks his masculinity up to
Arnold shocks his masculinity up to anabolic steroid usage when I was a
anabolic steroid usage when I was a
anabolic steroid usage when I was a sports woman on is German Olympic track
sports woman on is German Olympic track
sports woman on is German Olympic track and field team they dispensed anabolic
and field team they dispensed anabolic
and field team they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America to
steroids as freely as here in America to
steroids as freely as here in America to dole out Gatorade underneath his girly
dole out Gatorade underneath his girly
dole out Gatorade underneath his girly getup though all we can see is the
getup though all we can see is the
getup though all we can see is the Terminator but I’m all woman
Terminator but I’m all woman
Terminator but I’m all woman believe you me number nine the many
believe you me number nine the many
believe you me number nine the many faces of Simon Templar the saint
faces of Simon Templar the saint
faces of Simon Templar the saint listen if I give this to you you’re
listen if I give this to you you’re
listen if I give this to you you’re gonna give it to your daddy and what’s
gonna give it to your daddy and what’s
gonna give it to your daddy and what’s he gonna give you not even a Christmas
he gonna give you not even a Christmas
he gonna give you not even a Christmas bonus Simon Templar is a man of numerous
bonus Simon Templar is a man of numerous
bonus Simon Templar is a man of numerous false identities and none of them is
false identities and none of them is
false identities and none of them is even remotely believable
even remotely believable
even remotely believable seriously this guy’s supposed to be a
seriously this guy’s supposed to be a
seriously this guy’s supposed to be a master of disguise Thanks oh yeah he’s
master of disguise Thanks oh yeah he’s
master of disguise Thanks oh yeah he’s more like a lesser Saturday Night Live
more like a lesser Saturday Night Live
more like a lesser Saturday Night Live cast member putting on countless phony
cast member putting on countless phony
cast member putting on countless phony accents and even funnier wigs but his
accents and even funnier wigs but his
accents and even funnier wigs but his most far-fetched costume has got to be
most far-fetched costume has got to be
most far-fetched costume has got to be as a geek who attends a lecture on cold
as a geek who attends a lecture on cold
as a geek who attends a lecture on cold fusion and put any stock in this cold
fusion and put any stock in this cold
fusion and put any stock in this cold human mumbo jumbo do you actually I do
human mumbo jumbo do you actually I do
human mumbo jumbo do you actually I do really sporting thick glasses atrocious
really sporting thick glasses atrocious
really sporting thick glasses atrocious teeth and the world’s worst comb-over it
teeth and the world’s worst comb-over it
teeth and the world’s worst comb-over it looks like Val Kilmer rated Jerry
looks like Val Kilmer rated Jerry
looks like Val Kilmer rated Jerry Lewis’s Nutty Professor wardrobe oh yes
Lewis’s Nutty Professor wardrobe oh yes
Lewis’s Nutty Professor wardrobe oh yes as a matter of fact now that you ran up
as a matter of fact now that you ran up
as a matter of fact now that you ran up the additive was uh specifically a three
the additive was uh specifically a three
the additive was uh specifically a three parts carbon five parts I’ve to one part
parts carbon five parts I’ve to one part
parts carbon five parts I’ve to one part nitrogen and three parts oxygen the
nitrogen and three parts oxygen the
nitrogen and three parts oxygen the nerdy voice doesn’t exactly add to the
nerdy voice doesn’t exactly add to the
nerdy voice doesn’t exactly add to the illusion number eight
illusion number eight
illusion number eight trench coat turtle Teenage Mutant Ninja
trench coat turtle Teenage Mutant Ninja
trench coat turtle Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
ninjas need to be stealthy so that they
ninjas need to be stealthy so that they can blend into their environment with
can blend into their environment with
can blend into their environment with ease
ease
ease who died and made you referee you did
who died and made you referee you did
who died and made you referee you did your job now get out of here let me do
your job now get out of here let me do
your job now get out of here let me do mine is JB lowlifes need to be taught a
mine is JB lowlifes need to be taught a
mine is JB lowlifes need to be taught a lesson
lesson
lesson not like that data that’s easier said
not like that data that’s easier said
not like that data that’s easier said than done when you’re a big ass turtle
than done when you’re a big ass turtle
than done when you’re a big ass turtle according to the logic of Teenage Mutant
according to the logic of Teenage Mutant
according to the logic of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles however you can fool just
Ninja Turtles however you can fool just
Ninja Turtles however you can fool just about anybody with a simple trench coat
about anybody with a simple trench coat
about anybody with a simple trench coat when did it go up with this stuff even
when did it go up with this stuff even
when did it go up with this stuff even if you have green skin a mounting shell
if you have green skin a mounting shell
if you have green skin a mounting shell and three fingers dressing like a film
and three fingers dressing like a film
and three fingers dressing like a film noir detective is sure to hide all about
noir detective is sure to hide all about
noir detective is sure to hide all about a five-minute game misconduct for
a five-minute game misconduct for
a five-minute game misconduct for roughing pal really though how is it
roughing pal really though how is it
roughing pal really though how is it that the only person who catches on to
that the only person who catches on to
that the only person who catches on to this disguise is a cab driver with that
this disguise is a cab driver with that
this disguise is a cab driver with that quiz that look likes of a big title
quiz that look likes of a big title
quiz that look likes of a big title number seven mini legs Austin Powers in
number seven mini legs Austin Powers in
number seven mini legs Austin Powers in Goldmember will need a disguise
Goldmember will need a disguise
Goldmember will need a disguise as Austin Powers and mini-me penetrate
as Austin Powers and mini-me penetrate
as Austin Powers and mini-me penetrate dr. Evil’s submarine lair they run into
dr. Evil’s submarine lair they run into
dr. Evil’s submarine lair they run into a dilemma when only one uniform is
a dilemma when only one uniform is
a dilemma when only one uniform is available there’s only one uniform one
available there’s only one uniform one
available there’s only one uniform one of us has to go on the other one
of us has to go on the other one
of us has to go on the other one shoulders
shoulders
shoulders so naturally Austin gets on his little
so naturally Austin gets on his little
so naturally Austin gets on his little partner’s shoulders um there’s something
partner’s shoulders um there’s something
partner’s shoulders um there’s something not quite right with this picture
not quite right with this picture
not quite right with this picture nevertheless the two managed to fool
nevertheless the two managed to fool
nevertheless the two managed to fool everyone including a doctor did you
everyone including a doctor did you
everyone including a doctor did you really think you could get away with
really think you could get away with
really think you could get away with this I did actually yes every new
this I did actually yes every new
this I did actually yes every new recruit must have a physical now get in
recruit must have a physical now get in
recruit must have a physical now get in here sailor you know a seven plus years
here sailor you know a seven plus years
here sailor you know a seven plus years of higher learning knows what your
of higher learning knows what your
of higher learning knows what your insides do doctor doctor this leads to
insides do doctor doctor this leads to
insides do doctor doctor this leads to numerous comedic hijinks as they endure
numerous comedic hijinks as they endure
numerous comedic hijinks as they endure a physical when asked to step behind a
a physical when asked to step behind a
a physical when asked to step behind a curtain however the truth eventually
curtain however the truth eventually
curtain however the truth eventually comes out with hysterical results
number six Japanese James Bond You Only
number six Japanese James Bond You Only Live Twice request permission to come
Live Twice request permission to come
Live Twice request permission to come aboard sir
aboard sir
aboard sir permission granted the 1960s were a
permission granted the 1960s were a
permission granted the 1960s were a different time worth they it wasn’t
different time worth they it wasn’t
different time worth they it wasn’t uncommon to see white actors portraying
uncommon to see white actors portraying
uncommon to see white actors portraying characters of Asian descent which is
characters of Asian descent which is
characters of Asian descent which is essentially the definition of
essentially the definition of
essentially the definition of politically incorrect today one of the
politically incorrect today one of the
politically incorrect today one of the most uncomfortable instances of yellow
most uncomfortable instances of yellow
most uncomfortable instances of yellow face has got to be in You Only Live
face has got to be in You Only Live
face has got to be in You Only Live Twice the girl I have chosen is an agent
Twice the girl I have chosen is an agent
Twice the girl I have chosen is an agent of mine but first you must become
of mine but first you must become
of mine but first you must become Japanese to go undercover
Japanese to go undercover
Japanese to go undercover double-oh-seven get some plastic surgery
double-oh-seven get some plastic surgery
double-oh-seven get some plastic surgery done to appear Japanese apparently the
done to appear Japanese apparently the
done to appear Japanese apparently the Secret Service hired a hairdresser
Secret Service hired a hairdresser
Secret Service hired a hairdresser instead of a plastic surgeon cuz James
instead of a plastic surgeon cuz James
instead of a plastic surgeon cuz James clearly just got his bangs cut and glued
clearly just got his bangs cut and glued
clearly just got his bangs cut and glued on some bushy eyebrows Mr Bond probably
on some bushy eyebrows Mr Bond probably
on some bushy eyebrows Mr Bond probably should have stayed dead for this
should have stayed dead for this
should have stayed dead for this adventure its lucky we’re getting out of
adventure its lucky we’re getting out of
adventure its lucky we’re getting out of here is tomorrow you would be a blow
here is tomorrow you would be a blow
here is tomorrow you would be a blow Japanese vodka with humble Japanese wife
Japanese vodka with humble Japanese wife
Japanese vodka with humble Japanese wife at your side
at your side
at your side yeah with a face like a pig number five
yeah with a face like a pig number five
yeah with a face like a pig number five belly dancer
belly dancer
belly dancer wild wild west these breasts are a work
wild wild west these breasts are a work
wild wild west these breasts are a work of art aesthetically and scientifically
of art aesthetically and scientifically
of art aesthetically and scientifically perfectly they look like shit just when
perfectly they look like shit just when
perfectly they look like shit just when you thought that wild wild west couldn’t
you thought that wild wild west couldn’t
you thought that wild wild west couldn’t get any sillier or more condescending it
get any sillier or more condescending it
get any sillier or more condescending it officially jumped the shark by putting
officially jumped the shark by putting
officially jumped the shark by putting Will Smith in drag to save president
Will Smith in drag to save president
Will Smith in drag to save president ulysses s grant Smith’s Jim West resorts
ulysses s grant Smith’s Jim West resorts
ulysses s grant Smith’s Jim West resorts to dressing as an exotic belly dancer oh
to dressing as an exotic belly dancer oh
to dressing as an exotic belly dancer oh girl
although anybody could tell it’s a man
although anybody could tell it’s a man hiding behind the mask the villainous
hiding behind the mask the villainous
hiding behind the mask the villainous dr. loveless of course falls for this
dr. loveless of course falls for this
dr. loveless of course falls for this ruse he Bonilla why are you so cruel to
ruse he Bonilla why are you so cruel to
ruse he Bonilla why are you so cruel to me
me
me West entices the body with the alluring
West entices the body with the alluring
West entices the body with the alluring outfit but things get a little too
outfit but things get a little too
outfit but things get a little too heated when parts of his costume turned
heated when parts of his costume turned
heated when parts of his costume turned into flamethrowers
number four Josephine and Daphne some
number four Josephine and Daphne some like it hot
like it hot
like it hot hello mr. Polyakov I understand you’re
hello mr. Polyakov I understand you’re
hello mr. Polyakov I understand you’re looking for a couple of girl musicians
looking for a couple of girl musicians
looking for a couple of girl musicians while cross-dressing humour doesn’t
while cross-dressing humour doesn’t
while cross-dressing humour doesn’t always work some like it hot stands out
always work some like it hot stands out
always work some like it hot stands out as one of the funniest movies ever made
as one of the funniest movies ever made
as one of the funniest movies ever made what happened I’m engaged
what happened I’m engaged
what happened I’m engaged congratulations
congratulations
congratulations who’s the lucky girl I the film success
who’s the lucky girl I the film success
who’s the lucky girl I the film success can be greatly attributed to the comedic
can be greatly attributed to the comedic
can be greatly attributed to the comedic performances of Tony Curtis and Jack
performances of Tony Curtis and Jack
performances of Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon as a couple of musicians that
Lemmon as a couple of musicians that
Lemmon as a couple of musicians that disguise themselves as women you gotta
disguise themselves as women you gotta
disguise themselves as women you gotta be under 25 we can pass but I gotta be
be under 25 we can pass but I gotta be
be under 25 we can pass but I gotta be blond
blond
blond we could dye our hair and you gotta be
we could dye our hair and you gotta be
we could dye our hair and you gotta be girls we could no we couldn’t
girls we could no we couldn’t
girls we could no we couldn’t with that said their disguises are
with that said their disguises are
with that said their disguises are anything but convincing it’s no use
anything but convincing it’s no use
anything but convincing it’s no use we’re not gonna get away with a joke the
we’re not gonna get away with a joke the
we’re not gonna get away with a joke the fact that they both have bulging Adam’s
fact that they both have bulging Adam’s
fact that they both have bulging Adam’s apples should have been the first
apples should have been the first
apples should have been the first indication that these women were more
indication that these women were more
indication that these women were more than meets the eye
than meets the eye
than meets the eye all right girls I take it from the top
all right girls I take it from the top
all right girls I take it from the top and put a little heat under it yet
and put a little heat under it yet
and put a little heat under it yet everybody is bamboozled by they’re
everybody is bamboozled by they’re
everybody is bamboozled by they’re flashy dresses and high-pitched voices
flashy dresses and high-pitched voices
flashy dresses and high-pitched voices well nobody’s perfect I’m a man well
well nobody’s perfect I’m a man well
well nobody’s perfect I’m a man well nobody’s perfect
nobody’s perfect
nobody’s perfect number three hock med team America world
number three hock med team America world
number three hock med team America world police
police
police yeah
nobody goes into a film from Matt Stone
nobody goes into a film from Matt Stone and Trey Parker expecting racial
and Trey Parker expecting racial
and Trey Parker expecting racial sensitivity especially when it comes to
sensitivity especially when it comes to
sensitivity especially when it comes to the Middle East to infiltrate a group of
the Middle East to infiltrate a group of
the Middle East to infiltrate a group of terrorists Geary undergoes extensive
terrorists Geary undergoes extensive
terrorists Geary undergoes extensive surgery to appear Middle Eastern we need
surgery to appear Middle Eastern we need
surgery to appear Middle Eastern we need you to act like a Middle Eastern
you to act like a Middle Eastern
you to act like a Middle Eastern terrorist right away there’s just one
terrorist right away there’s just one
terrorist right away there’s just one problem I don’t look Middle Eastern
problem I don’t look Middle Eastern
problem I don’t look Middle Eastern leave that to us
leave that to us
leave that to us all they really do is smear some crap
all they really do is smear some crap
all they really do is smear some crap and pubic hair onto his face though
and pubic hair onto his face though
and pubic hair onto his face though amazing the Val Morra fication
amazing the Val Morra fication
amazing the Val Morra fication completely worked sit up and take a look
completely worked sit up and take a look
completely worked sit up and take a look Gary they don’t even have Gary wear the
Gary they don’t even have Gary wear the
Gary they don’t even have Gary wear the proper attire wrapping a towel around
proper attire wrapping a towel around
proper attire wrapping a towel around his head in place of a turban is more
his head in place of a turban is more
his head in place of a turban is more than enough you’re going to fool
than enough you’re going to fool
than enough you’re going to fool everyone Gary or should I say hot men
everyone Gary or should I say hot men
everyone Gary or should I say hot men even if Gary’s uncanny disguise can’t
even if Gary’s uncanny disguise can’t
even if Gary’s uncanny disguise can’t fool the guards his unmatched acting
fool the guards his unmatched acting
fool the guards his unmatched acting abilities will result in a friendly
abilities will result in a friendly
abilities will result in a friendly durka durka come on Gary
durka durka come on Gary
durka durka come on Gary act you have the power buck Derk Derk
act you have the power buck Derk Derk
act you have the power buck Derk Derk allah Derka Derka Muhammad jihad number
allah Derka Derka Muhammad jihad number
allah Derka Derka Muhammad jihad number two the white chicks white chicks you
two the white chicks white chicks you
two the white chicks white chicks you know them girls ain’t gonna be there oh
know them girls ain’t gonna be there oh
know them girls ain’t gonna be there oh they’ll be there on paper the idea of
they’ll be there on paper the idea of
they’ll be there on paper the idea of the Wayans brothers playing two FBI
the Wayans brothers playing two FBI
the Wayans brothers playing two FBI agents posing as Caucasian Eris’s may
agents posing as Caucasian Eris’s may
agents posing as Caucasian Eris’s may sound like a funny premise white chicks
sound like a funny premise white chicks
sound like a funny premise white chicks pretty much drops dead however once they
pretty much drops dead however once they
pretty much drops dead however once they actually dawn their ungodly disguises
actually dawn their ungodly disguises
actually dawn their ungodly disguises Exhibit A those hideous latex masks they
Exhibit A those hideous latex masks they
Exhibit A those hideous latex masks they look more like something out of a horror
look more like something out of a horror
look more like something out of a horror picture than a buddy cop comedy
picture than a buddy cop comedy
picture than a buddy cop comedy despite their cringe-worthy appearances
despite their cringe-worthy appearances
despite their cringe-worthy appearances the two managed to deceive everybody in
the two managed to deceive everybody in
the two managed to deceive everybody in the Hamptons including the best friends
the Hamptons including the best friends
the Hamptons including the best friends of the bimbos they’re pretending to be
of the bimbos they’re pretending to be
of the bimbos they’re pretending to be them away
them away
them away walking fast hisses has a mo man
there’s suspension of disbelief and then
there’s suspension of disbelief and then there is just being stupid guess which
there is just being stupid guess which
there is just being stupid guess which this one is look around Nicole
this one is look around Nicole
this one is look around Nicole there’s nothing intelligent about this
there’s nothing intelligent about this
there’s nothing intelligent about this before we get to our top pick here are
before we get to our top pick here are
before we get to our top pick here are some honorable or in this case
some honorable or in this case
some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions they’re fabulous
I’m a pretty shader pack for God’s sake
I’m a pretty shader pack for God’s sake telling Who I am
telling Who I am
telling Who I am Kemal and Olaf double-crossed you I saw
Kemal and Olaf double-crossed you I saw
Kemal and Olaf double-crossed you I saw them take the jewelry off the train is
them take the jewelry off the train is
them take the jewelry off the train is that convention so do ya please have a
that convention so do ya please have a
that convention so do ya please have a seat
seat
seat yes we’re going to have a seat now sit
yes we’re going to have a seat now sit
yes we’re going to have a seat now sit down
down
down oh sorry come on give your big momma
oh sorry come on give your big momma
oh sorry come on give your big momma great big oh oh it’s so good to see you
great big oh oh it’s so good to see you
great big oh oh it’s so good to see you big momma I thought you may have
big momma I thought you may have
big momma I thought you may have forgotten all about me oh gosh your
forgotten all about me oh gosh your
forgotten all about me oh gosh your mouth sure number one turtle the master
mouth sure number one turtle the master
mouth sure number one turtle the master of disguise I’m going to be a master of
of disguise I’m going to be a master of
of disguise I’m going to be a master of disguise I’m going to be a master these
disguise I’m going to be a master these
disguise I’m going to be a master these guys I’m doing your mother and father
guys I’m doing your mother and father
guys I’m doing your mother and father are in grave danger at his best Dana
are in grave danger at his best Dana
are in grave danger at his best Dana Carvey can be a hilarious comedian with
Carvey can be a hilarious comedian with
Carvey can be a hilarious comedian with a gift from mimicking at his worst we
a gift from mimicking at his worst we
a gift from mimicking at his worst we get this alleged comedy this is what you
get this alleged comedy this is what you
get this alleged comedy this is what you are doing this is what I want you to do
are doing this is what I want you to do
are doing this is what I want you to do as the title suggests Carvey plays a
as the title suggests Carvey plays a
as the title suggests Carvey plays a master of disguise who actually does
master of disguise who actually does
master of disguise who actually does nothing but call attention to himself
nothing but call attention to himself
nothing but call attention to himself with extravagant costumes yeah I don’t
with extravagant costumes yeah I don’t
with extravagant costumes yeah I don’t mean to keep harping but the name of
mean to keep harping but the name of
mean to keep harping but the name of turtle club no it’s just a name I think
turtle club no it’s just a name I think
turtle club no it’s just a name I think you’re taking a little bit too literally
you’re taking a little bit too literally
you’re taking a little bit too literally of all his insufferable personalities
of all his insufferable personalities
of all his insufferable personalities the most infamous has got to be the
the most infamous has got to be the
the most infamous has got to be the turtle guy
turtle guy
turtle guy am I not early enough for the turtle
am I not early enough for the turtle
am I not early enough for the turtle club with a bald cap googly glasses and
club with a bald cap googly glasses and
club with a bald cap googly glasses and an oversized body this obnoxious
an oversized body this obnoxious
an oversized body this obnoxious creation should have stayed in his shell
creation should have stayed in his shell
creation should have stayed in his shell or at the very least thrown on a
or at the very least thrown on a
or at the very least thrown on a trenchcoat to blend in better
oh he’s fine I’m fine too do you agree
oh he’s fine I’m fine too do you agree with our list what’s your problem with
with our list what’s your problem with
with our list what’s your problem with me yeah you want to go guys guys guys
me yeah you want to go guys guys guys
me yeah you want to go guys guys guys what movie disguises failed to fool you
what movie disguises failed to fool you
what movie disguises failed to fool you never never put it in the mouth that’s a
never never put it in the mouth that’s a
never never put it in the mouth that’s a tease you might as well go out and buy
tease you might as well go out and buy
tease you might as well go out and buy TransAm for more entertaining top 10s
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