ah so I guess Nolan North and Troy Baker were busy well if they didn’t already
were busy well if they didn’t already
were busy well if they didn’t already know we’re coming they do now
know we’re coming they do now
know we’re coming they do now welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top ten worst celebrity performances in
ten worst celebrity performances in
ten worst celebrity performances in video games I am expecting to get out of
video games I am expecting to get out of
video games I am expecting to get out of this shindig alive for this list we’ve
this shindig alive for this list we’ve
this shindig alive for this list we’ve looked at the most terrible instances of
looked at the most terrible instances of
looked at the most terrible instances of voice acting motion capture and even
voice acting motion capture and even
voice acting motion capture and even some horrendous live-action performances
some horrendous live-action performances
some horrendous live-action performances in video games there’s an art to
in video games there’s an art to
in video games there’s an art to storytellin you got to have a good punch
storytellin you got to have a good punch
storytellin you got to have a good punch line or something to spice it up a
line or something to spice it up a
line or something to spice it up a little bit number 10 50 cent as himself
little bit number 10 50 cent as himself
little bit number 10 50 cent as himself 50 cent blood on the sand
50 cent blood on the sand
50 cent blood on the sand Oh rather unexpectedly for a game based
Oh rather unexpectedly for a game based
Oh rather unexpectedly for a game based on fiddy fighting a paramilitary group
on fiddy fighting a paramilitary group
on fiddy fighting a paramilitary group in the Middle East the gameplay here was
in the Middle East the gameplay here was
in the Middle East the gameplay here was actually praised but it’s the lackluster
actually praised but it’s the lackluster
actually praised but it’s the lackluster performance of a woeful script that
performance of a woeful script that
performance of a woeful script that dragged this third-person shooter down
dragged this third-person shooter down
dragged this third-person shooter down withdraw all funds oh I’d do my banking
withdraw all funds oh I’d do my banking
withdraw all funds oh I’d do my banking online we were never expecting telltale
online we were never expecting telltale
online we were never expecting telltale levels of storytelling but we could have
levels of storytelling but we could have
levels of storytelling but we could have at least hoped for a title that was so
at least hoped for a title that was so
at least hoped for a title that was so ridiculous it couldn’t take itself too
ridiculous it couldn’t take itself too
ridiculous it couldn’t take itself too seriously but alas his performance is
seriously but alas his performance is
seriously but alas his performance is less G and more G that was bad not like
less G and more G that was bad not like
less G and more G that was bad not like your Hollywood pretty boy Hollywood
your Hollywood pretty boy Hollywood
your Hollywood pretty boy Hollywood gated quaint baby that’s what real G’s
gated quaint baby that’s what real G’s
gated quaint baby that’s what real G’s live number 9 Matthew Perry as Benny
live number 9 Matthew Perry as Benny
live number 9 Matthew Perry as Benny Fallout New Vegas it seemed like
Fallout New Vegas it seemed like
Fallout New Vegas it seemed like obsidian had found a magic recipe in
obsidian had found a magic recipe in
obsidian had found a magic recipe in casting former friend star as he is a
casting former friend star as he is a
casting former friend star as he is a huge fan of the Fallout series and his
huge fan of the Fallout series and his
huge fan of the Fallout series and his trademark wit would surely be a perfect
trademark wit would surely be a perfect
trademark wit would surely be a perfect fit for a wisecracking mobster oh right
fit for a wisecracking mobster oh right
fit for a wisecracking mobster oh right honey baby this is all kinds of wrong
honey baby this is all kinds of wrong
honey baby this is all kinds of wrong but to my sweet it is
but to my sweet it is
but to my sweet it is who knows what went wrong Ben has every
who knows what went wrong Ben has every
who knows what went wrong Ben has every line he delivers is lacking the energy
line he delivers is lacking the energy
line he delivers is lacking the energy an improvisational edge that made his
an improvisational edge that made his
an improvisational edge that made his performances Chandler so popular now
performances Chandler so popular now
performances Chandler so popular now you’re talking that is the ring-a-ding
you’re talking that is the ring-a-ding
you’re talking that is the ring-a-ding move baby was Benny calling people baby
move baby was Benny calling people baby
move baby was Benny calling people baby Perry’s misguided way of leaving his
Perry’s misguided way of leaving his
Perry’s misguided way of leaving his mark on the character or just a poor
mark on the character or just a poor
mark on the character or just a poor piece of writing
piece of writing
piece of writing well we really hope it’s the latter
well we really hope it’s the latter
well we really hope it’s the latter because he can do so much better
because he can do so much better
because he can do so much better happy now you twisted bum well I ain’t
happy now you twisted bum well I ain’t
happy now you twisted bum well I ain’t gonna give you
gonna give you
gonna give you satisfaction scram will ya
satisfaction scram will ya
satisfaction scram will ya number eight Eliza Dushku as Ruby Malone
number eight Eliza Dushku as Ruby Malone
number eight Eliza Dushku as Ruby Malone wet can’t do it
wet can’t do it
wet can’t do it sorry it was hoped that the former Buffy
sorry it was hoped that the former Buffy
sorry it was hoped that the former Buffy the Vampire Slayer actress would turn in
the Vampire Slayer actress would turn in
the Vampire Slayer actress would turn in a gritty yet sympathetic performance in
a gritty yet sympathetic performance in
a gritty yet sympathetic performance in this third-person slasher shooter what
this third-person slasher shooter what
this third-person slasher shooter what we got was a character who comes across
we got was a character who comes across
we got was a character who comes across as obnoxious rather than the cool
as obnoxious rather than the cool
as obnoxious rather than the cool antihero goddamn right
antihero goddamn right
antihero goddamn right the developers clearly had Kill Bill
the developers clearly had Kill Bill
the developers clearly had Kill Bill protagonist the bride in their mind when
protagonist the bride in their mind when
protagonist the bride in their mind when devising ruby but she likes the depth
devising ruby but she likes the depth
devising ruby but she likes the depth and motivation to come close to
and motivation to come close to
and motivation to come close to Tarantino’s movie character just point
Tarantino’s movie character just point
Tarantino’s movie character just point me in the right direction I’ll do the
me in the right direction I’ll do the
me in the right direction I’ll do the rest
rest
rest Dushku probably didn’t have lots to work
Dushku probably didn’t have lots to work
Dushku probably didn’t have lots to work with but even still she gets a d-minus
with but even still she gets a d-minus
with but even still she gets a d-minus for effort I’m glad you approve
for effort I’m glad you approve
for effort I’m glad you approve interestingly enough this isn’t the
interestingly enough this isn’t the
interestingly enough this isn’t the first video game plot for Eliza as she
first video game plot for Eliza as she
first video game plot for Eliza as she reprised her role as faith in the Buffy
reprised her role as faith in the Buffy
reprised her role as faith in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer chaos bleeds the
the Vampire Slayer chaos bleeds the
the Vampire Slayer chaos bleeds the video game to very mixed results
number 7 Bruce Willis as Trey Kincaid
number 7 Bruce Willis as Trey Kincaid apocalypse John McClane would be hugely
apocalypse John McClane would be hugely
apocalypse John McClane would be hugely disappointed in the effort that Willis
disappointed in the effort that Willis
disappointed in the effort that Willis made for this third-person shooter his
made for this third-person shooter his
made for this third-person shooter his role is limited to mainly one-liners and
role is limited to mainly one-liners and
role is limited to mainly one-liners and the occasional stretch of dialogue
the occasional stretch of dialogue
the occasional stretch of dialogue something that should have been natural
something that should have been natural
something that should have been natural for Willis yet he still manages to leave
for Willis yet he still manages to leave
for Willis yet he still manages to leave his charisma at home Melissa’s
his charisma at home Melissa’s
his charisma at home Melissa’s involvement to the game diminished
involvement to the game diminished
involvement to the game diminished throughout development and it sounds
throughout development and it sounds
throughout development and it sounds like his interest in the performance
like his interest in the performance
like his interest in the performance went with it number 6 mena Suvari as
went with it number 6 mena Suvari as
went with it number 6 mena Suvari as heiress Kingdom Hearts 2 really appears
heiress Kingdom Hearts 2 really appears
heiress Kingdom Hearts 2 really appears like the American Beauty actresses first
like the American Beauty actresses first
like the American Beauty actresses first take on her lines was her last take as
take on her lines was her last take as
take on her lines was her last take as every robotic Lea delivered piece of
every robotic Lea delivered piece of
every robotic Lea delivered piece of dialogue comes with bizarre changes in
dialogue comes with bizarre changes in
dialogue comes with bizarre changes in tone and inflection well okay I
tone and inflection well okay I
tone and inflection well okay I understand go get things settled huh it
understand go get things settled huh it
understand go get things settled huh it takes you out of the game completely as
takes you out of the game completely as
takes you out of the game completely as it sounds as though a machine that has
it sounds as though a machine that has
it sounds as though a machine that has no knowledge of how human conversation
no knowledge of how human conversation
no knowledge of how human conversation actually works put it all together don’t
actually works put it all together don’t
actually works put it all together don’t talk with your mouth full
talk with your mouth full
talk with your mouth full Suvari soft voice could have been ideal
Suvari soft voice could have been ideal
Suvari soft voice could have been ideal for Eris but her woeful performance will
for Eris but her woeful performance will
for Eris but her woeful performance will leave you cringing
leave you cringing
leave you cringing where’s Sephiroth when you need him it’s
where’s Sephiroth when you need him it’s
where’s Sephiroth when you need him it’s nothing I don’t want you involved number
nothing I don’t want you involved number
nothing I don’t want you involved number five
five
five Cameron Diaz Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore
Cameron Diaz Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore
Cameron Diaz Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore as Charlie’s Angels Charlie’s Angels
as Charlie’s Angels Charlie’s Angels
as Charlie’s Angels Charlie’s Angels good morning angels by the time this
good morning angels by the time this
good morning angels by the time this video game time
video game time
video game time was released the trio of actresses must
was released the trio of actresses must
was released the trio of actresses must have been well and truly sick of the
have been well and truly sick of the
have been well and truly sick of the cheesy action and cliched dialogue that
cheesy action and cliched dialogue that
cheesy action and cliched dialogue that has defined two series I’ve always
has defined two series I’ve always
has defined two series I’ve always wanted to read a criminal’s right you’re
wanted to read a criminal’s right you’re
wanted to read a criminal’s right you’re a natural
a natural
a natural oh you get the picture their collective
oh you get the picture their collective
oh you get the picture their collective performance reflected the overall
performance reflected the overall
performance reflected the overall quality of the game rushed flawed and
quality of the game rushed flawed and
quality of the game rushed flawed and ultimately misguided you seem well
ultimately misguided you seem well
ultimately misguided you seem well informed Dylan what the late Bernie Mac
informed Dylan what the late Bernie Mac
informed Dylan what the late Bernie Mac clearly saw sense and wisely did not
clearly saw sense and wisely did not
clearly saw sense and wisely did not reprise his role of Bosley for one of
reprise his role of Bosley for one of
reprise his role of Bosley for one of the worst video games ever
number four Michael Biehn as corporal
number four Michael Biehn as corporal Duane Hicks aliens colonial Marines oh
Duane Hicks aliens colonial Marines oh
Duane Hicks aliens colonial Marines oh my god I just shot several actors took
my god I just shot several actors took
my god I just shot several actors took their characters from the alien series
their characters from the alien series
their characters from the alien series to the digital realm but beans Hicks may
to the digital realm but beans Hicks may
to the digital realm but beans Hicks may have been the most anticipated
have been the most anticipated
have been the most anticipated we’re here because we responded to your
we’re here because we responded to your
we’re here because we responded to your distress call we need not have been so
distress call we need not have been so
distress call we need not have been so excited as all of the over-the-top
excited as all of the over-the-top
excited as all of the over-the-top machismo from the film he starred in was
machismo from the film he starred in was
machismo from the film he starred in was noticeably absent you’re looking at and
noticeably absent you’re looking at and
noticeably absent you’re looking at and yeah you could say that after more than
yeah you could say that after more than
yeah you could say that after more than 30 years away from the character he
30 years away from the character he
30 years away from the character he couldn’t quite recapture what made Hicks
couldn’t quite recapture what made Hicks
couldn’t quite recapture what made Hicks so popular in a wooden display of
so popular in a wooden display of
so popular in a wooden display of monotonous ly reading off a sheet that’s
monotonous ly reading off a sheet that’s
monotonous ly reading off a sheet that’s the longer story I care about one thing
the longer story I care about one thing
the longer story I care about one thing taking these guys down number three the
taking these guys down number three the
taking these guys down number three the cast of duck dynasty as themselves
cast of duck dynasty as themselves
cast of duck dynasty as themselves duck dynasty today my friend you will be
duck dynasty today my friend you will be
duck dynasty today my friend you will be learning the sweet sweet art of the duck
learning the sweet sweet art of the duck
learning the sweet sweet art of the duck swoon the Robertson family have never
swoon the Robertson family have never
swoon the Robertson family have never been afraid to dive into different forms
been afraid to dive into different forms
been afraid to dive into different forms of media with a Christmas album and
of media with a Christmas album and
of media with a Christmas album and musical both out there for you to enjoy
musical both out there for you to enjoy
musical both out there for you to enjoy their venture into video games however
their venture into video games however
their venture into video games however it was perhaps one step too far in order
it was perhaps one step too far in order
it was perhaps one step too far in order to succeed here you have to be a
to succeed here you have to be a
to succeed here you have to be a well-rounded Robertson inside and out
well-rounded Robertson inside and out
well-rounded Robertson inside and out there’s certainly not actors and that is
there’s certainly not actors and that is
there’s certainly not actors and that is painfully obvious as the elements which
painfully obvious as the elements which
painfully obvious as the elements which made the TV show so popular we’re not
made the TV show so popular we’re not
made the TV show so popular we’re not impossible to transfer into video game
impossible to transfer into video game
impossible to transfer into video game form went no gooftroop we argue uh-huh
form went no gooftroop we argue uh-huh
form went no gooftroop we argue uh-huh where’s that truck get in here again
where’s that truck get in here again
where’s that truck get in here again what truck the show works because it’s
what truck the show works because it’s
what truck the show works because it’s real well sort of okay not at all but it
real well sort of okay not at all but it
real well sort of okay not at all but it looks real video games are not and they
looks real video games are not and they
looks real video games are not and they never pretend to be but to be fair to
never pretend to be but to be fair to
never pretend to be but to be fair to the Robertson clan
the Robertson clan
the Robertson clan this is one of a short list of things
this is one of a short list of things
this is one of a short list of things that they did fail at a lot of build up
that they did fail at a lot of build up
that they did fail at a lot of build up but just didn’t deliver in the end did
but just didn’t deliver in the end did
but just didn’t deliver in the end did it it’s scary that we’re related number
it it’s scary that we’re related number
it it’s scary that we’re related number two
two
two Christopher Walken as George true crime
Christopher Walken as George true crime
Christopher Walken as George true crime streets of LA maybe think about firing
streets of LA maybe think about firing
streets of LA maybe think about firing one piece at a time saves enough for the
one piece at a time saves enough for the
one piece at a time saves enough for the senorita
senorita
senorita you know what I mean Walken has a bit of
you know what I mean Walken has a bit of
you know what I mean Walken has a bit of a problem whatever he takes on a boys
a problem whatever he takes on a boys
a problem whatever he takes on a boys acting role even his own voice sounds
acting role even his own voice sounds
acting role even his own voice sounds like a weird impersonation of the way he
like a weird impersonation of the way he
like a weird impersonation of the way he speaks if you were my boy and you didn’t
speaks if you were my boy and you didn’t
speaks if you were my boy and you didn’t take this opportunity I beat the living
take this opportunity I beat the living
take this opportunity I beat the living crap outta you
crap outta you
crap outta you it’s a puzzling paradox for a man of
it’s a puzzling paradox for a man of
it’s a puzzling paradox for a man of considerable acting talent but his voice
considerable acting talent but his voice
considerable acting talent but his voice always takes the attention away from the
always takes the attention away from the
always takes the attention away from the character he’s portrayed yeah he’s a bit
character he’s portrayed yeah he’s a bit
character he’s portrayed yeah he’s a bit rough around the edges they managed to
rough around the edges they managed to
rough around the edges they managed to put quite an ensemble together for this
put quite an ensemble together for this
put quite an ensemble together for this crime thriller but sadly walkins
crime thriller but sadly walkins
crime thriller but sadly walkins distinctive tones don’t bring anything
distinctive tones don’t bring anything
distinctive tones don’t bring anything to the party number one Peter Dinklage
to the party number one Peter Dinklage
to the party number one Peter Dinklage as ghost destiny
you know you’ve done a pretty poor job
you know you’ve done a pretty poor job when Nolan North rerecords voice work
when Nolan North rerecords voice work
when Nolan North rerecords voice work you have already done and then you’re
you have already done and then you’re
you have already done and then you’re taken out of the game altogether
taken out of the game altogether
taken out of the game altogether the crip Turks won’t believe this
the crip Turks won’t believe this
the crip Turks won’t believe this Dinklage is one of the most popular
Dinklage is one of the most popular
Dinklage is one of the most popular actors on TV at the moment yet his dull
actors on TV at the moment yet his dull
actors on TV at the moment yet his dull voice work became the source of much
voice work became the source of much
voice work became the source of much amusement in the gaming community that
amusement in the gaming community that
amusement in the gaming community that wizard came from the moon how a man who
wizard came from the moon how a man who
wizard came from the moon how a man who is in such good form and Game of Thrones
is in such good form and Game of Thrones
is in such good form and Game of Thrones managed to miss the mark so dramatically
managed to miss the mark so dramatically
managed to miss the mark so dramatically in a video game is a mystery to all of
in a video game is a mystery to all of
in a video game is a mystery to all of us will it fly I can make it work do you
us will it fly I can make it work do you
us will it fly I can make it work do you agree with our list kaboom
agree with our list kaboom
agree with our list kaboom which celebrity performance in a video
which celebrity performance in a video
which celebrity performance in a video game made you shake your head in
game made you shake your head in
game made you shake your head in disbelief for more well boys to top tens
disbelief for more well boys to top tens
disbelief for more well boys to top tens if I do say so myself published every
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